/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16440882]

Excuse me, what the frick

[Anonymous No.16440886]

>>16440882
can't trust taco bell any more. do not trust them if you have to go there. remember this. teach your children this.

[Anonymous No.16440905]

>>16440886
Shouldn’t be teaching your children anything fast food related but to avoid it altogether

[Anonymous No.16440908]

>>16440882
can't have a supreme taco without tomato and sour cream

[Anonymous No.16440921]

>>16440905
>Shouldn’t be teaching your children anything fast food related but to avoid it altogether
until they get inundated with subliminal and overt advertising from fast food corporations from children's television and peer pressure at school and they cry and throw fits until you take them to one and they gorge themselves into early onset diabeetus because you were too weak of a parent to put your foot down and just say no because advertisement execs control your children's behavior more than you do so you just give up and the cycle continues across the generations and uninhibited globohomo corporate capitalism just marches on right past you and most americans because you can't break the conditioning

[Anonymous No.16440937]

People still eat at taco bell? They took most of the good shit off the menu and ruined what was left by adding fucking rice to everything

[Anonymous No.16440974]

all I wanted was a volcano burrito

[Anonymous No.16440990]

>>16440882
This image is bullshit bait.

[Anonymous No.16441006]

>>16440990
Oops wrong taco

[Anonymous No.16441045]

>>16440990
>>16441006
The website bases prices off the location, the prices aren't universal

[Anonymous No.16441123]

Two bean burritos no red sauce and an order of nachos. Open the burritos, add chips inside. Dunk in nacho cheese and eat with lots of fire suace

[Anonymous No.16441152]

>>16440921
>all this spaghetti spilling

idk man I just make my kid good food and let him have fast food once or twice a year as a treat, it's really not that hard.

[Anonymous No.16441157]

>>16441152
good job, keep him out of the public schools

[Anonymous No.16441158]

>>16440882
how the fuck do you fags eat taco bell? like do you not have a taco truck down the street or what? its cheaper and better

[Anonymous No.16441162]

>>16441158
Not everyone lives around the browns
Some of us like low crime rates

[Anonymous No.16441171]

OP is a faggot and a scoundrel

[Anonymous No.16441205]

>>16441171
>>16440990
>>16441006
It literally is like this on the website

[Anonymous No.16441335]

>>16441158
Aww yeah.
Thanks for reminding me that I got a nice Spanish grocery store that makes some bomb ass llengua and pastor

[Anonymous No.16441352]

for me, its the naked chicken chalupa

[Anonymous No.16441437]

>>16440882
Why does their food look so fake.

[Anonymous No.16441439]

>>16441437
All fast food pics are photoshopped.

[Anonymous No.16441590]

>>16441158
I'm gay, btw. Not sure if that matters.

[Anonymous No.16441604]

>>16440882
plus tip

[Anonymous No.16441628]

>>16440921
>until they get inundated with subliminal and overt advertising
>letting your children watch cable television

[Anonymous No.16441643]

>>16440882
It's 1000 kcal per tacos right ?
No way each of them is 300 kcal

[Anonymous No.16441659]

>>16441643
Its the full meal including drink

[Anonymous No.16441660]

>>16441643
Have you ever ordered tacobell? The tacos are really small.

[Anonymous No.16441662]

>>16441643
The tacos are pretty low calorie

[Anonymous No.16441680]

>>16441662
>tacos have as many calories as a pint of beer
Huh

[Anonymous No.16441686]

>>16441660
I'm from yurop
>>16441662
Do you mean like this pic? Because it's huge, the meat alone should reach around 300kcal, and there's cream and cheese on top of that
How do they do it

[Anonymous No.16441691]

>>16440882
ok fuck it. i have never eaten taco bell in my life. there is one by my house.
anons, tell me what i should get. my virgin experience is on your shoulders. i will check back tomorrow and get what is the most mentioned. i will report back with a thread telling yall how much it sucks.

[Anonymous No.16441693]

>>16441686
Its super finely ground beef with super finely shredded cheddar and lettuce in a tortilla
Its a lot of air. It's not like its dense like steak strips and cut cheese

[Anonymous No.16441697]

>>16440882
is this in zimbabwe dollars?

[Anonymous No.16441856]

>>16440882
the looks like hulk hogan is materializing in the background

[Anonymous No.16441876]

>>16441686
You clearly have a flimsy understanding of caloric value.

[Anonymous No.16441991]

>>16440882
That will be 10$ plus tips for the taco cum supreme

[Anonymous No.16441999]

>>16441691
You need to order on the website or in the app to get the Cravings Box, but do that and select these.

[Anonymous No.16442007]

>>16441999
Is that green V telling you that it's vegan?

Are they trying to turn fake cheese into a positive?

[Anonymous No.16442027]

>>16442007
>American Vegetarian Association certified Vegetarian food items, are lacto-ovo, allowing consumption of dairy and eggs but not animal byproducts.

[Anonymous No.16442028]

>>16440882
I don’t get it. What’s the problem? I love somewhere there is no Taco Bell so I don’t understand what the problem is.

[Anonymous No.16442035]

>>16442028
$10 to add sour cream and tomato

[Anonymous No.16442041]

>>16442035
Is it the same size? I would think the supreme ones are larger. But if the prices go up that much over some sour cream and tomato it is kind of weird.

[Anonymous No.16442117]

>>16441158
It literally is not cheaper than taco bell. Dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.16442125]

>>16441999
Sodium warning! Also based choices.

[Anonymous No.16442138]

>>16441686
The meat is finely ground to near-paste like consistency, and has fillers and binders in it to increase profit margins. The cheese is borderline government ration plastic cheese product. They also use the flimsiest tortilla shells they can find.

[Anonymous No.16442142]

88% beef

[Anonymous No.16442149]

>>16441691
You can only get them via online order nowadays, but the steak quesarito is good if you're depressed enough to wind up at Taco Bell in the first place. The crunchwrap supreme is another okay item, and despite how vile it looks, the naked chicken chalupa is one of the better items on the menu if you get one fresh from the frier.

[Anonymous No.16442160]

>>16440882
>16 dollars is 1040 californian dollars
wow what a fucking inflated shithole
no wonder since they are all fags

[Anonymous No.16442169]

>>16441628
>sheltering your children this much
Have fun with your little friendless weirdos

[Anonymous No.16442192]

>>16442142
12% spices

[Anonymous No.16442196]

>>16442041
Same size, literally just add sour cream and tomato

[Anonymous No.16442474]

>>16442149
>Quesarito & crunchwrap
My man.

[Anonymous No.16442479]

>>16440882
The prices on the taco bell menus are a bit damaged across the site. I imagine it's because they hire authentic mexican coders.

[Anonymous No.16442496]

>>16440882
That has to be some sort of glitch.

[Anonymous No.16442518]

>>16441006
It's $15.99 for me too in Ohio

[Anonymous No.16442520]

>>16441662
The issue with Taco Bell isn't the calories, it's the sodium.

[Anonymous No.16442533]

My rule about fast food is that if you're spending more than $4, just eat somewhere else. Go get pho or make yourself a sandwich at home. The entire point of fast food is that it's cheap and if it isn't, you're wasting your time. I've entirely stopped going to McDonald's 'cause they jacked their prices up so much.

[Anonymous No.16442539]

>>16441439
even worse than that, all fast food pics are just styrofoam, cardboard, and glue or caulk. For drinks we make the ice cubes out of glass or clear plastic since it won't melt, frozen drinks are just a foamy soap. Nothing in the advertisements is edible.

[Anonymous No.16442545]

>>16442518
it's due to supply line bullshittery going on right now. i live in upstate NY and the price is also $15.99 and it cannot be ordered online

[Anonymous No.16442558]

>>16442169
>letting your children become slave to the globohomo
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16442573]

>>16442533
That's a good rule. It's like $5 more to eat at Red Lobster than to get a Big Mac meal nowadays. Not that Red Lobster is hot shit or anything. My go-to is two (2) Wendy's Jr bacon cheeseburgers for about 5 bucks. Or one (1) Wendy's Jr bacon cheeseburger and a large chili for about 6 bucks.

[Anonymous No.16442588]

>>16442573
Mine is double Whopper from BK, their app has a coupon to get one of those for three bucks once a week, and if I'm eating Burger King more than once a week I re-examine my life choices.

[Anonymous No.16442601]

>>16442169
its 2021 most kids don't even fucking watch tv anymore.

[Anonymous No.16442605]

>>16442138

there has never been any cheese product with plastic in it. even the worst american cheese is just whey and acids.

[Anonymous No.16442664]

>>16442533
>Not eating $1 cheeseburgers and McChickens
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.16442694]

>>16441158
When I go get street tacos, I expect quality, rich, amazing food.

When I eat Taco Bell, I expect nacho cheese that will eventually kill me, but it tastes pretty damn good.

Taco Bell isn’t Mexican food, and I expect that and like it for what it is.

[Anonymous No.16442720]

New captcha fuck

[Anonymous No.16442843]

>>16442664
They literally do not have those anymore where I live. I am not paying $2 for a cheeseburger or $2.50 for a mcchicken.

[Anonymous No.16443090]

>>16442843
This. The clown got cocky.

[Anonymous No.16443113]

>>16440990
Just took this

[Anonymous No.16443269]

>>16443113
>$5 for tomato
>$5 more for cream
is this a stupid tax?

[Anonymous No.16443283]

>>16441628
I am sure your kid who is homeschooled and kept away from all media and only given the message you want him to believe will grow up to be a perfectly well-adjusted individual

It's like 50/50 between them rebelling with all the things you banned the moment they're semi-independent and becoming a dreg, or sticking to your tradition and being a borderline cultist that can't relate to 99% of people they meet

[Anonymous No.16443292]

>>16443113
> didn't measure the distance between dollar sign and first number
> poorly shimmy in the 1
work on your shoopng skills, non-white person

[Anonymous No.16443485]

>>16441590
I have a double digit IQ, btw not sure if that matters

[Anonymous No.16444211]

>>16441999
Chad 1500 calories

[Anonymous No.16444228]

>>16440882
Fuck, this psyop made me want Taco Bell. Time to take my meds

[Anonymous No.16444242]

>>16442160
Imagine thinking that you're funny. Here's a tip, you're not. Your sense of humor is in the cringe zone. I hope for your sake that you're still a young teenager, because if you're 20+ with that sense of humor then that is just truly sad. Go back to watching your marvel films and shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.16444247]

>>16442117
i get my steet tacos for $2 a piece

[Anonymous No.16444680]

>>16443283
So a normal kid or an autistic freak

Hard to decide

[Anonymous No.16444703]

>>16444247
$2 > $1 retard

[Anonymous No.16445452]

>>16440882
>frick

What are ya fucking 6?

[Anonymous No.16445561]

>>16442520
The standard crunchy tacos aren't bad sodium-wise. I think they're only 300mg-ish, anything less than a 2:1 sodium/calorie ratio is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.16445566]

>>16445452
Yeah I'm fucking 6. Fucking 6/10s that is

[Anonymous No.16445619]

>>16441162
underrated

[Anonymous No.16445626]

>>16442192
13/50

[Anonymous No.16445701]

>>16440921
Lol. Taco Bell smacks stay mad.

[Anonymous No.16446094]

anyone getting the new flatbread? chicken looks good.

[Anonymous No.16446396]

>>16443283
>I am sure your kid who is homeschooled and kept away from all media and only given the message you want him to believe will grow up to be a perfectly well-adjusted individual

Yes.

[Anonymous No.16446492]

>>16445452
I'm trying not to sin in the eyes of the Lord, anon

[Anonymous No.16446670]

>>16445561
I don't even eat a lot, but I could easily slam down 6 tacos in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.16447374]

>>16440882
Just get rid of the drink

[Anonymous No.16448053]

>1,000kcals for a snack
Americans PLEASE explain

[Anonymous No.16449391]

>>16448053
where does anything say snack?

[Anonymous No.16449412]

>>16443113
shitty shop

[Anonymous No.16449430]

>>16441158
inb4 dogmeat or some shit

[Anonymous No.16449691]

>>16441999
Checked. Guess I'm doing this. >>16442149
I'll try this too.
Wish my asshole luck anons.

[Anonymous No.16449732]

>>16448053
>>16449391
ESL time again

[Anonymous No.16449782]

>>16440921
>they cry and throw fits until you take them
not my problem

[Anonymous No.16449786]

>>16441628
>having a TV

[Anonymous No.16449792]

>>16441158
>how the fuck do you fags eat taco bell? like do you not have a taco truck down the street or what? its cheaper and better

[Anonymous No.16450020]

>>16449792
Kek

[Anonymous No.16450145]

>>16441352
I hate this son of a bitch
I just want cheesy gordita crunch boxes back
They jacked the prices on them bitches bigly

[Anonymous No.16450157]

>>16441999
they all look like clogged up buttholes
was that done on purpose?

[Anonymous No.16450816]

>>16450145
Naked chicken chalupa is pretty shit.

[Anonymous No.16450853]

Isnt this because of the massive shortages fast food has rn?

[Anonymous No.16450862]

>>16442533
>The entire point of fast food is that it's cheap
No, it's FAST food, not cheap food. Stop posting.

[Anonymous No.16451460]

>>16450853
there are no shortages. (((they))) are in control of the supply, artificially "creating demand" when tensions are already high from global hoax and political pandering.

[Anonymous No.16452799]

Do Americans eat Taco Bell because of nostalgia, or what explains the popularity? Their food tastes cheap and low effort

[Anonymous No.16452816]

>>16452799
Drunk drivers food really. And believe me america has lots of those. Its kind of a tradition in many states to drink and drive. And when you get drunk and drive you go to taco bell. Thats why low class people love it. And why if you want to fuck some low class trash jail bait you go to taco bell.

[Anonymous No.16452826]

>>16440882
>going to taco bell after the menu purge
you should've learned your lesson long ago op

[Anonymous No.16452834]

>>16440905
This.

[Anonymous No.16452857]

>>16441152
>parents get divorced
>mom now rarely makes real food because thats mysagonist
>get fast food for almost every meal
>at school
>they have some inspirational speaker come in that takes questions from the students at the end
>dont remember the question that was asked but i remember the speaker following up his answer with, "it's just like how parents dont feed their kids fast food everyday because they care about them. But it's ok now and then
mfw

[Anonymous No.16452863]

>>16452857
forgot mf

[Anonymous No.16454765]

>>16440882
I just want volcano tacos back man.. Lava sauce was the best.

[Anonymous No.16454772]

>>16452799
Its consistent and cheap and pleases my monkey brain

[Anonymous No.16454777]

Explain this picture in a way I can understand

[Anonymous No.16454780]

>>16454777
Their "meat" is cheaper for them to purchase than extra guac is to make.

[Anonymous No.16454796]

>>16442694
>Taco Bell isn’t Mexican food

It actually is though. But of course, it's more Mexican-American than anything. Basically, a white guy (of course), saw that his local Mexican restaurant was always busy, befriended the chef/owner lady and learned how to cook her tacos.

https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20210630-how-taco-bell-stole-the-taco

[Anonymous No.16454888]

Every time I go to Taco Bell now, I have to do a custom order to get what I want. They took out all the grilled burritos except for the Quesarito, so now I order a Quesarito, remove the chipotle and cheese sauce, add in lettuce, beans, onions and tomato. And the kiosk is my only option, since the workers would never remember my order if I told them in person.

[Anonymous No.16454917]

>>16454796
Interesting article. Thanks anon. It says the "hard shell" taco was something they made during Lent, so I wonder if there is a region of Mexico where these originate from. Most Mexicans I know turn their noses up at them, but according to this they must originate in Mexico somewhere...

[Anonymous No.16454933]

>>16454780
Guac isn't included in these items

[Anonymous No.16454945]

>>16454796
>BBC

[Anonymous No.16454951]

>>16454933
Christ, I guess I mistook the lettuce....which i guess is also cheaper than the meat? Honestly, I thought I was on to something with the price of an avocado vs ground up earthworms, but who knows now?

[Anonymous No.16455166]

>>16454777
>$3.50 for that monstrosity
I think I understand the American Dream...

[Anonymous No.16455213]

>>16441158
I don't live near taco truck people and I don't bloody well want to

>>16441205
so your local store has a pricing error

>>16441437
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fast+food+photography
because the pics are fake as FUCK

>>16442169
children are not Becky at your water cooler whose only life outside of work is sitcoms. They have hobbies and school to talk about and can also just play. They don't need TV at all

[Anonymous No.16456056]

>>16455213
>I don't live near taco truck people and I don't bloody well want to

it's actually pretty nice in Silicon Valley

we have a LOT of taco trucks, there's an Apatzingan one that's delicious - they all have Dept. of Health certification as well

[Anonymous No.16456068]

>>16455213
>They don't need TV at all

They don't need toys, either.

[Anonymous No.16456155]

>>16441006
There is literally no way that those calories are correct. Like zero fucking way.

[Anonymous No.16456191]

>>16456155
>i-it's fast food so it must be super calorie dense!
Burger King is the most calorie dense fast food place, taco bell is pretty light

[Anonymous No.16456200]

>>16456191
For reference, a slice of bread is ~100 calories, and taco shells are basically just unleavened bread. That's 300 in the shells right there. Now you've got 700 calories to account for the filling AND the soft drink. Though assuming for (((reasons))) that the soft drink isn't factored in, I'm still doubtful that it makes the 1000 mark.

[Anonymous No.16456256]

>>16456200
a tortilla is 52 calories on average. 3 oz of beef is 213 calories. I'd wager they put in half an oz of cheese so about 55 calories depending on the cheese. lettuce is probably 5 at most calories. Thats 325 calories per soft taco, assuming they are generous with the beef and cheese, which I doubt.

[Anonymous No.16456269]

>>16456256
>3 oz of beef is 213 calories
You're assuming they use lean beef? You haven't even considered the sauce.

[Anonymous No.16456282]

>>16452863
rip, hope your doing ok

[Anonymous No.16456290]

>>16456269
You add the sauce yourself, taco bell cooks their meat in spices and binds it with reducing with water like most tex-mex style tacos

[Anonymous No.16456319]

Remember what they took from you.

[Anonymous No.16456574]

I won't go to Taco Bell anymore. I'm fucking sick of getting Crunchwrap Supreme's that either have absolutely no meat, or all the meat is packed into 1 corner.

[Anonymous No.16456868]

>>16456574
Crunchwrap supreme is a filter and you have been FILTERED, sweetie. Real niggas go value menu, chalupa and gorditas only

[Anonymous No.16456874]

>>16440921
easy solution, I'm just not going to have kids

[Anonymous No.16456887]

>>16456155
>>16456191
>>16456191
you forgot the large HFCS liquid

[Anonymous No.16456906]

>>16441158
>al pastor
That's some good shit.

[Anonymous No.16456997]

Glad only tastelets eat at fast food. Otherwise I might care about such trifles as fast food pricing.

[Anonymous No.16457636]

>>16452826
I miss the chicken chips and the chipotle chicken grillers.

[Anonymous No.16458192]

>>16441158
Eh taco bell is good in it's own right, but I don't consider it mexican food. My mom is from Mexico and she loves the place, but obviously doesn't go there when she craves "Mexican"

[Anonymous No.16458220]

Why does Taco Bell suck at deals now? They were kino back in 2016-2019 but now it's just sad.

[Anonymous No.16459071]

>>16458220
sometimes you have to go away to make a comeback ;^)

[Anonymous No.16459719]

>>16441162
plenty of crime happens in little white towns too, they just get their high school buddy who's now a cop to cover for them

[Anonymous No.16459746]

>>16440882
Oh god oh fuck

[Anonymous No.16459756]

>>16454777
Limited time promotion vs regular menu price.

[Anonymous No.16459942]

>>16459719
>wypepo be just as criminal as us mang
>people actually believe this
To keep this food related, why do you people put too much condiment on literally everything?

[Anonymous No.16459944]

>>16459719
I can leave my bike leaning against a tree in my town all day with no lock and come back in the evening to find it untouched, i leave my doors unlocked and windows open and never had issue. Only crimes that really go on is bored teenagers smoking weed and drinking underage.
Village life is kino

[Anonymous No.16459947]

>>16442664
they havent been that cheap in years retard

[Anonymous No.16460541]

>>16459942
I can't believe you actually responded to that IQ-less retard's psycho-babble