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New(ish) webms preferred.

>> No.16443861
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>>16443986
Do Asians really?

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>> No.16444460

>>16444451
Name one thing wrong with doing this.

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>>16444460
t. man

>> No.16444487

>>16444458
Why?

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>> No.16444505

>>16444492
Koreans literally have food scissors that they cut noodles with. There is nothing wrong with this.

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>>16444487
Science, I guess?

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>> No.16444522

>>16444487
Its an easy way to monitor a cows digestion for optimal results

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>> No.16444540

>>16444458
>mom discovered the digestion chamber

>> No.16444544

>>16444528
What us chefclub supposed to be? Why does it exist?

>> No.16444545

>>16444528
how does he do that with the spices?

>> No.16444578

>>16444487
For vetenarians when want to inoculate less helthy cows with gut biome from a healthy cow. Cows rely on bactera to be able digest. No good batera in makes the cow very sick and weak so vetenarian take sample from cow stomack and the sick cow eat.

>> No.16444782

>>16444538
>Burgers?

>> No.16445001

>>16444483
15 pounds of makeup on the Jewish witch

>> No.16445011

>>16443861
What a fucking waste of food

>> No.16445343

>>16443861
This is very large, I dare say excessive.

>> No.16445917

>>16444451
whats the story behind this

>> No.16445919

>>16444507
people don't eat like that, he really is a robot reptile

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>>16444514

>> No.16445936

>>16445917
He sells food from the garbage and prides himself on frugality

>> No.16445964

>>16445936
oh ok

>> No.16446824

Anyone have that Slav soup webm?

>> No.16446837

>>16445001
Kek

>> No.16446842

>>16444492
Mom found the spaghetti snippers...

>> No.16446889

>>16444483
Am I supposed to get mad at this

>> No.16447436

>>16444492
>this kill the Italian

>> No.16447439

>>16444460
Fork use in non-stick pan.

>> No.16447446

>>16446889
No, you can ridicule nonsense without being upset about it.

>> No.16447455

>>16444483
>GUYS IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW IM JEWISH!

>> No.16447489

>>16444528
>Butter: 5lbs
>Doesn't use 5lbs of butter

>> No.16447638

>>16444538
I hate "American" advertising

>> No.16447675

>>16444538
could you make it anymore obnoxious?

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>> No.16447910

>>16447890
Why doesn't he eat it over the sink like a normal person?

>> No.16447920

>>16443861
There is absolutely no reason to do this.

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>>16447920
Life has no reason other than what you give it.

>> No.16448210

>i want to kill whatever this is

>> No.16448227

>>16448207
Holy shit that poor steak

>> No.16448265

>>16444507
beep beep i like toaste dont you huumon

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>> No.16448716

>>16448207
It's fucking well done... That sear should have been 300 degrees hotter and like 1/7th as long.

>> No.16448723

>>16444460
He's using the hot pan as a dish meaning the eggs are constantly cooking as he eats. If you enjoy rubbery, overcooked eggs I guess that's fine, but for civilized human beings with taste buds, we'd prefer shifting it to a plate.

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>> No.16448732

>>16447455
>GUYS I KNOW THIS IS A FOOD AND COOKING BOARD BUT I GO TO /POL/ GUYS LOOK IM GETTING MAD AT JEWS BECAUSE I GO TO /POL/ HERES A /POL/ MEME BTW DID I TELL YOU I GO TO /POL/?

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>> No.16448737

>>16444451
Men live like this.txt

>> No.16448746

>>16448732
>welcome to 4chan where /pol/ is apparently our flagship board.
>expect to see shitty posts and replied on your left
>we hope you get out you newfag

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>> No.16448753

>>16447910
Based over the sink eater.

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>> No.16448765

>>16446889
mods ban this guy because he's clearly a bot who can't think for himself

>> No.16448794
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>>16448746
/pol/ is the newfag boartd

>> No.16448805

>>16443861
>salt to taste
>salts it
>doesn't taste it

?

>> No.16448823

>>16444507
nothingk on de toast

>> No.16448832
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I Mads this web M all by myself.

>> No.16448862

>>16448832
>1080x1920
you made it too big you niggerfaggot

>> No.16448883

>>16444514
I'm a brapfag and I think that footfags need to be exterminated. Imagine wanting sidewalk dirt in your drink just because it fell off of a girls foot. At least braps are physiologically connected to the girl herself. Footfags may as well have a fetish for dust and dog shit.

>> No.16448895

>>16448862
Sorry I am new

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>>16448895

>> No.16448941

>>16448913
I like that you posted your root beer in two threads. Like>>16448862 said you are a niggerfaggot but I hope you enjoy here it and good content. Root beer is 10/10

>> No.16448975

>>16448832
Look at this mad lad

>> No.16448981

>>16448883
Stop liking what i dont like: The Post

>> No.16450001

Bump

>> No.16450138

I know how to make webms with ffmpeg. But in all these years in these threads ive not posted a single one ive made

>> No.16450148

>>16444507
Post the full version. He reacts to the toast before it pops up.

>> No.16450202

>>16450138
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

Just use this already. Too bad he hasn't updated in a while.

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>>16444483
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.16450274

>>16444451
Kino

>> No.16450281

>>16444538
>Playing volleyball over the border fence

lmao

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>>16444507
Wow, that is a man who really enjoys taking in nutrients.

>> No.16450713

>>16448724
german

>> No.16451007

>>16444483
Christ, I hate how much Jewish features turn me on. Big black hair. Big noses. Big fuckoff round tits. It's like they built women to my exact specs.

Shame about the Jewish stuff, though.

>> No.16451382

>>16444538
Vile pornographic shit. Disgusting reduction of the opposite sex to a plastic consumer-spectacle. Coomers get the gas.

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>>16451382
No, coomers get more ads directed towards them

>> No.16451445

>>16451416
that dude's about to enjoy some cheesy aroma as well

>> No.16451473

>>16443992
>poo in the stew

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>>16448755
Cobra had a really nice view considering a cop's salary.

>> No.16451499

>>16448207
Forgot the mustard retard.

>> No.16451508

>>16444492
I can live with this one. You know he's a practical man.

>> No.16451674

>>16448913
make it big again i lke that one

>> No.16451687

>>16444483
How are jews simultaneously an oppressed people but also extremely privileged, often 1%ers

>> No.16451696

>>16448794
is there a way to prevent that degradation?

>> No.16451802

>>16451696
No. Meme magic is real, the cult of the false profit all-consuming.

>> No.16451819 [DELETED] 

test

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>> No.16452268

>>16444460
He didn't put any seasoning. Not even salt. Fuckin gross.

>> No.16452593

>>16446889
you're supposed to get turned on

>> No.16452606

>>16452593
The only thing being turned on are the ovens.

>> No.16452627

>>16444505
Just because gooks do it too doesn't mean it's any less retarded

>> No.16452634

>>16444507
>destroys your democracy
heh nothing personnel kid

>> No.16452655

>>16452634
imagine thinking america is anything but shadow oligarchs

>> No.16452686

>>16444507
Whoever built Zuckerbot needs to improve the time it takes to process actions.

>> No.16452693

>>16444483
Pretty cute.
>>16451687
Because they are based and not afraid to take an edge. They had to do it since retarded Europoors relegated and isolated them into positions of power, and then those Europoors proceeded to cry.
Fuck Israel though.

>> No.16452757

>>16448730
>Oh that's not that bad I mean, she is going to cook it.
>wait
>NIGGER NO WHAT THEY FUCK ARE YOU DOING AAAHHHHHHHHHH.
Not sure that one is from America but there is this: https://www.insidehook.com/article/food-and-drink/what-is-cannibal-sandwich-wisconsin-warns-against-it

>> No.16453098

>>16448724
>>16448728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1rv_RO4fwM

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>> No.16453211

>>16443861
That's a lot of effort for a fuckin patty melt lmao

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>>16443839

>> No.16453234

>>16443861
That looks fucking great. I'm impressed that they got the patty the right size for the bread considering the shrinkage

>> No.16453238

>>16453217
That looks fucking great. I'm impressed that they got the cheeks the right size for the bread considering the shrinkage

>> No.16453243

>>16453217
That burger deserved better than that pancake ass

>> No.16453258

>>16453205
>Recovering Vegetarians Welcome!
>Sells soggy abortions.
What did they mean by this?

>> No.16453286

>>16453219
I still don't get it

>> No.16453312

>>16453205
Wtf even is that? How is that good?

>> No.16453338

>>16453312
Chicago style italian beef

>> No.16453378

>>16453286
Jack in the red shirt waddling aimlessly

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>>16451445

>> No.16453480

>>16450202
Why? Its just as easy to use the command line if you arent retarded. That shit is just a skin on ffmpeg anyway

>> No.16453485

>>16453378
Aw shit, I should have recognized that wobble. I'm surprised he still has both feet.

>> No.16453523

>>16443861
do fucking americans really?

>> No.16453539

>>16443992
do people really? If you live in a mud hut sure, nobody else eats that. Enjoy your macdonalds.

>> No.16453625

the muppetry is impressive but I don't think I would consider blending three fucking things a recipe. Thanks but NO THANKS aiaia.

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>> No.16453725

>>16448832
That's not how you make a float you faggot. You're supposed to put the root beer in first and gently lower the ice cream in so you don't get a cup full of foam.

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>> No.16453755

>>16453701
Such a faggot. Can't even stand to lose to his own child in a fun competition.

>> No.16453776

>>16443986
kek'd

>> No.16454270

>>16453755
Competition?

>> No.16454409

>>16444540
fucking kek
>>16448724
>>16448728
based american cooking poster

>> No.16454427

>>16444451
>>16444460
he's using a metal fork on a non-stick pan, he's a fucking degenerate.

>> No.16454432

>>16448883
can't believe I'm saying this, but brapfags are actually one infinitesimal notch about footfags. you'll be glad to know you're both well above furries.

>> No.16454437

>>16444538
I feel like this is due for an edit.

>> No.16454462

>>16453205
roastie flaps with a side of diarrhea

>> No.16454568

>>16453730
I can't watch this, it's too fucking frustrating with a side serve of half expecting a severed finger

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>>16453716
what was the end goal for this dish?

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>>16453729
what appliance is this?

>> No.16454640

>>16454623
you saw it

>> No.16454657

>>16454628
Looks like a very big deep fryer

>> No.16454691

>>16444528
>all those shots of the carrot

>> No.16454704

>>16454628
Looks like an electric turkey fryer. A mildly safer alternative than the propane blow torch so many hicks kill themselves with every November.

>> No.16454706

>>16451696
hard gatekeeping but then you will be a snowflake board to the point where you literally become reddit and ban anything you simply dont like. i dont mind fun threads every once and awhile but when you see shit like https://archived.moe/_/search/image/LDAMgqZVrJB___7-sWTu2w/ posted by basically bots hour on the hour then its no longer fun its just mental and physiological hazards. /pol/ is nothing but people macro dumping files if something catches their filters. Its only ever fun when there is a happening.

the only real solution is an exodus so the community can breathe. this site is like an over grown garden full of weeds with almost zero maintenance outside of basic watering. the garden is still used but only special planets get special treatment while the rest suffer from different pest and fungus that only have 1 mission, to kill the plant.

>> No.16454721
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Make way, your favourite instagram ho coming through

>> No.16454758

>>16445343
>>16445011
It's for multiple people you tards

>> No.16454799

>>16454721
>no cheese between hamburgers only down and top in a 10 patty abortion.
>burgers are probably raw in the middle, you can see it by the outer colour being too lightly browned for open flame.
>does the salt meme, ensuring it will be thrown out instead of eaten.
God, destroy these heathens.

>> No.16454869

>>16453725
I like the foam.

>> No.16454878

>>16454869
Based.

>> No.16454903

>>16443839
>IF
>LIFE
>GIVE
>YOU
>BANANA
>WHAT
>WILL
>YOU
>GIVE
>IT
>BACK?

>> No.16454921

>>16453523
It's party food you obsessed dingus.
Every American you accuse of eating this on the regular probably just heard of this recipe at the same time as you.

>> No.16454923

>>16444468
Unskilled Bitch Syndrome is the effect of Yuppie Mothers and girls who wanted to grow up as Disney Princesses.

>> No.16454928

>>16444514
Can't footfag to that shit.
Those toes touched the pavement.

The bird-shitted, dog shitted, cat pissed pavement. Add human feces if San Francisco

>> No.16454937

>>16448883
>>16454432
Sniveling doesn't make your shit less gross.
You're huffing aerolized shotgun blasts of shitspray pretending footfags don't have standards other than what you just said about them but you're huffing specs of fecal matter that's only reduced if the ass cheeks are spread. At least I can have a clean foot, but you can't polish microturds, you dog.

>> No.16454941

>>16451416
>>16451445
Crackers and cheese.

>> No.16454944

>>16454937
This is the quality argument I come to cooking and food for.

>> No.16454953

>>16453178
The best part about being a slut in a seafood restaurant is that no one would complain about the smell.

>> No.16454958

>>16453212
Easily avoidable mistake.
He deserved that shit.

>> No.16454965

>>16454944
Coffee helps.

>> No.16454968

>>16447436
fuckin kekd

>> No.16455181

>>16451382
YWNBAW

>> No.16455262

>>16451687
its not privilege when you earn it
>inb4 slave morality arguments

>> No.16455943

>>16448724
>>16448728
>>16448730
Do americans really do this? No wonder you're country's is going to shit

>> No.16455964

>>16452188
i have the wierdest boner right now

>> No.16456064

>>16455943
Low quality bate.

>> No.16456239

>>16453523
Do Americans really?
Whenever you ask this question, no matter what it is in relation to, the answer is always "Yes". Why? Because we're fucking Americans, and we do whatever we want. Make massive burger loafs? Slather everything in in barbecue and cheese? Go to the Moon? Win every world war? Have the only culture worth talking about in the entire world?

You're god damn right we really do. Because we're American, and you aren't. And that just pisses you off.

>> No.16456245

>>16456239
Don't forget that when they say this it's almost always a one-off ridiculous thing someone did either for attention or because of mental disease. They never seem to grasp that there are more people in Wyoming than their bombed out slavic hell hole too.

>> No.16456272

>>16445919
I believe he's just very autistic and so unable to behave normally in front of a camera

>> No.16456277

>>16455943
>>16453098

>> No.16456353

>>16454628
masterbuilt electric fryer and they work fucking great

>> No.16456357

>>16456239
Cringiest post I've read all day. Well I say read, I skipped most of it cos it's gay as fuck and written by some underage retard. Well I hope for your sake you're underage, because if you're and adult and talk like that then that's just sad. You're a sad little person, aren't you? Trying to talk tough on the internet but you just come across as more of a faggot than anyone else lmao. You fucking loser. Some Americans are alright, you certainly aren't though, and I assume that even your fellow Americans find you kind of annoying and pathetic lmao.

>> No.16456363

>>16456239
Lad, >>16455943 was trolling, the WEBMS are of Germans.

>> No.16456401

>>16453725
What's the point of combining them if you don't want the effect of mixing them?

>> No.16456430

>>16453194

james bond burger?

>> No.16456443
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>> No.16456476

>>16453701
Literal pigs

>> No.16456512

>>16448724
holy shit I've seen this a million times but never watched to the end. what the fuck.

>> No.16456514

>>16456443
That's sad to watch, what condition does she have?

>> No.16456518

>>16456514
fuckslutitis

>> No.16456520

>>16456514
She spent too much time on /b/

>> No.16456525
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>>16456514
got the vaccine

>> No.16456533

>>16456514
>not using the the extension in Anno Domini 2021

>> No.16456542

>>16456514

I fucked her the night before

>> No.16456552

>>16456525
this

>> No.16456569

>>16456525
Can confirm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtXq2tAcMw8

>> No.16456672

>>16453725
Then why don't you open your own Float Shop then you feet sniffing, cum gargling, massive 200kg cuck?

>> No.16456696
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>>16456514
Her name is Cerebral Palsy. She has a condition called Charisse

>> No.16456750

>>16456696
I thought that was creamed corn at first but now I don't know what the bitch came up with.

>> No.16456752

>>16444538
How can a commercial full of hot women in bikinis acting whorish still be so gay?

>> No.16456753
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>>16456750
I fucking love cream corn.

>> No.16456764

>>16456443
damn, palsy girl can absolutely get it

>> No.16456779

>>16454869
fair enough
>>16456401
You still get them mixed, but when you just add the root beer on top of the ice cream you lose all the carbonation into the foam and are left with flat root beer
>>16456672
Because I worked in an ice cream shop in high school and I don't want to take a pay cut. Also, working at the ice cream shop turned me into a misanthrope.

>> No.16456966

>>16444468
HER TOASTER MUST BE FILTHY

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>> No.16457435

>>16457419
Based zoomers BTFOing "you wouldn't eat a hotdog if you knew how it was made" autists.

>> No.16457492

>>16457419
Possibly the most egregious garbage Jamie Oliveoil put out in a long career of being a jumped up dumb shit.
>not wasting meat, how terrible

>> No.16457522

I need that list of webms from like 20 threads back

>> No.16458092

>>16450303
why was he doing it in the episode ?

>> No.16458095

>>16453194
why is this nigga in a racquetball court

>> No.16458148

>>16458092
To make her fat, just how it looks. He regarded her post-baby body as one of the perks of having a baby, and she was working extra hard to avoid gaining weight during this pregnancy.

>> No.16458169
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>>16458092
being a hero

>> No.16458209

>>16444507
>>16452686
Zucc always struck me as someone who probably has at least some of the underlying mental differences that lead to ASD/Aspergers, and so he lacks a good chunk of the emotional intelligence and body language most people have. So he's constantly processing his environment and responses at a pretty conscious level, like when you overthink a particular social situation.
Watching videos of him interacting with foreigners or speaking a foreign language shows how natural he can be when he isn't trying to keep a persona.

>> No.16458247

>>16443861
How about you just slice the bread and serve regular sliders
>>16450303
how do you not even notice protein powder in a salad
>>16457419
lol.Nobody actually takes jamie oliver seriously tho

>> No.16458300

>>16451007
There are plenty of humans with those same features you find attractive in Jews.

>> No.16458320

>>16458300
Ok why the flying faggot fuck are jews have to do with food. faggot jews arent the enemy you stupid fucking retarded fuck. Die

>> No.16458392

tl;dr I am boring and split hairs, I've had every insult handed to me so you're just giving me boring (You)s to do so
>>16454923
I know what your getting at, but yuppies was/is a pejorative for a minority of families. Especially the kind of families whose daughters anons would be most likely to pay attention to due to social media and celebrity circles anyway. It's an easy target that feels good because you've got a physical thing to point at and deride, rather than the larger systemic issues that almost everyone reading this is associated with:
>Decline of stay-at-home parents
Yuppies would probably be the most likely to keep that status ironically. Most peers I knew in my poorish small town had both parents working something like a 9-5. In that kind of environment, you just seep up a lot less of the skills passed from generation to generation. Despite my Mom being a good cook, I learned most of my cooking from my Dad, since he'd usually be months between jobs. Also picked up a good sense of electronics and auto just from helping him over the years even if I wasn't into it until middle school/high school. It's hard to know what exactly you're missing if you never really experienced it in the first place, and people increasingly turn to:
>Commercialization of domestic private life
Yuppies would likely be the worst case, sure, but this trend really goes back to the start of mass media and the decline of agrarian society. We increasingly trade our free time for cold cash and use it to commoditize and enhance our individual experience. TV, radio, gaming, internet on one side, fast food and processed meals on another, and you get stuff like mukbang in place of the family meal. It's quite literally a cheapening of the experiences of life by changing the invaluable to valuable.

I just say this because you could wipe all the yuppy moms and brat princess wannabees off the earth, and you'd still have girls and guys trying to unironcially make steak in the microwave/oven.

>> No.16458509

>>16458320
Some recipes require the use of ashes.

>> No.16458595

>>16458392
Christ, you were triggered.

>> No.16458885

>>16458392
>my humorless bullshit is more intense than your humorless bullshit

>> No.16458890

>>16457435
"yuu woudnth eath a hottdog ifh yuu knew how ith wuth mathe"

>> No.16458926

>>16453258
That vegetarians will never recover or at least not with that sloppa

>> No.16459223

Anyone have the webm of the lady that cuts all her veggies with her teeth & drools them into whatever dish she's making?

>> No.16459241

>>16443839
I don't see the point of smoothies. It lets me eat a banana more quickly, but without the texture? I am already constantly craving food (not poor, just a fatass with an overactive appetite), why would I want my food to seem like even less?
I can think of two reasons for these:
> you're trying to fatten up an anorexic
> you can't eat solid food because of an injury

>> No.16459287

>>16448755
What do snobs have against scissoring pizza?
> NOOOO YOU HAVE TO USE THIS EXTREMELY SPECIFIC TOOL THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK THAT WELL AND TENDS TO MAKE A COMPLETE MESS

>> No.16459295

>>16444492
I'm mostly upset that he's eating plain spaghetti.

>> No.16459296

>>16459241
For more interesting flavor combinations. I think bananas are kind of bland on their own, but a banana/strawberry or a banana/peanut butter smoothie is the tits.

>> No.16459306

>>16456696
Flips or BR? What is this thing.

>> No.16459434

>>16453710
I mean, cocoa is a decent spice. I like using it in chili. I'm open to the idea of (a dusting of) chocolate on vegetables.

>> No.16459759
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tomorrow, this time
/ck/ vs /d/ in our 2nd match of the 4Chn World Cup 10 year aniversary tournament

>> No.16459812

>>16459759
make a thread tomorrow to remind us

>> No.16459813

>>16459759
This is /mlp/'s year, screencap this.

>> No.16459822
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>>16459812
will do, keep your eyes peeled

>>16459813
"no"

>> No.16459833

>>16459759
>>16459822
Go fuck off and shill your retard shit elsewhere.

>> No.16459907

>>16459759
>>16459822
lol this is great

>> No.16460045

>>16444451
>crusty dry feet
revolting

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>>16459833

>> No.16460153

>>16453205
It looks like tortas ahogadas.
Tortas ahogadas are pretty good.

>> No.16460174

>>16456696
I need to know what the fuck this "food" is

>> No.16460179

>>16453701
>US white culture

>> No.16460200

>>16451473
Kek

>> No.16460250

>>16448716
That's why it's called beef Wellingdone... Fucking ape

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>>16444451

>> No.16460294
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>> No.16460313

>>16456357
Cringiest post I've read all day. Well I say read, I skipped most of it cos it's gay as fuck and written by some underage retard. Well I hope for your sake you're underage, because if you're and adult and talk like that then that's just sad. You're a sad little person, aren't you? Trying to talk tough on the internet but you just come across as more of a faggot than anyone else lmao. You fucking loser. Some Americans are alright, you certainly aren't though, and I assume that even your fellow Americans find you kind of annoying and pathetic lmao.

>> No.16460764

>>16459295
It wouldn't be that color plain

>> No.16461021

>>16460313
Imagine that being your come back lmao. Like I said, pathetic.

>> No.16461459

>>16457419
his fucking face at the end

>> No.16461468

>>16461459
He's crying about it in the next scene.

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>>16443986
I'd try it.

>> No.16461604

>>16444468
>>16456966
Maybe, but those don't even look like the same steaks.

>> No.16462406

>>16443986
God those Thai commercials are always tear jerkers.

>> No.16462463

>>16443861
absolute dogshit anon

>> No.16462492 [DELETED] 
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t-10 bongs until the game

>> No.16462533

>>16453205
>drenching your meat in algal bloom
maybe I'll stay vege

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>> No.16462552

>>16462492
He's a good goalscorer but how does he get out of there?

>> No.16462557

>>16461517
I hope they're doing well

>> No.16462560

>>16444451
What I don't understand is why he chose to move to another room to sit down and eat. If I am being so lazy that I eat out of the pan I just eat over the stove.

>> No.16462627

>>16444782
>>16447638
>>16447675
>>16450281
>>16451382
>>16454437
>>16456752
You're all fags

>> No.16462694

>>16462627
Leave >>16450281 and >>16454437 alone but other than that, yeah. This dumb ad at least clearly features the product, doesn't try to promote some other message and has fucking tits and ass. Better than 99% of ads I see today

>> No.16462702

>>16462627
>>16462694
Are you guys 15, by any chance?

>> No.16462707
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>>16456696
why did it turn cement grey?

>> No.16463125

>>16448207
why does it move at the start

>> No.16463136

>>16462548
Children are exactly the same as drunk adults.

>> No.16463154

>>16456696
proof how culturally rich gypsies are
>s̴o̸v̴l̴ ̸f̵o̸o̵d̴

>> No.16463160

>>16444528
was this directed by michael bay? what the fuck were those repeat shots lmao

>> No.16463166

>>16444538
god i wish i was american
do they still make commercials like this in the age of the woke cultists? probably not

>> No.16463173

>>16448207
This looks good except for the sauce, might try it

>> No.16463718 [DELETED] 
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about an hour including all the hype videos until /ck/ takes to the pitch against /d/ in the 4chn Worldcup

>> No.16463730

>>16463718
So go make a thread and don't shit up this one.

>> No.16464031

>>16448668
I laughed
Cozy house too

>> No.16465491

>>16448724
I usually tap out when she inserts the hotdog into her mouth. Reminds me of getting blown by my highschool gf

>> No.16466104

>>16463125
It senses the horrors it is about to go through.

>> No.16466138

>>16454758
I think by waste of food anon meant the parts of the loaf that get discarded

>> No.16466145

>>16444468
I actually kind of want to try that but I fear it may leave my toaster in need of considerable cleaning

>> No.16466151

>>16452634
Wut? Twitter is the platform that was used by the leftists, the fucks facebook got to do with it?

>> No.16466491

>>16461517
Soon he'll have an eggfort

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>> No.16466505

>>16466151
You're blinkered as fuck. It's not just about Trump.

>> No.16466590

>>16453178
>brings his entire family to a whore house

>> No.16466802

>>16454721
>inspecting every patty
I love the pageantry of this guy.

>> No.16466809

>>16461517
Meanwhile my 10 year-old cousin says its too hard to put a frozen dinner in the oven.

>> No.16467106

>>16451696
Remove captchas in /pol.

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>> No.16467137

>>16467122
Haven't seen this one before. How does the fella exit the stall?

>> No.16467262

>>16467122
You do know what the word new(ish) means? It certainly doesn't mean spamming an ancient webm that everybody has seen a million times before.

>> No.16467333

>>16448883
You know that unlike light there are no 'smellwaves', smells are literally particulate entering your nose. So when you small your 'braps' you are getting literal actual faeces in your nose, by extension your lips and eyes too. Think about that, you are aroused by literal, actual, human excrement. The worst thing a person could encounter on a sidewalk is the entire basis of your fetish.

>> No.16467416

I just want to say, thank god for .webms. Imagine sitting through an entire .gif of all this shit. Now I can just pull the timeline and see a slow probably boring 2min webm and its gist in 5 seconds. More often than no saving me from something that's neither enjoyable nor interesting.

>> No.16467431

>>16459306
its from turkey, but i have no idea what the fuck these gypsies are making

>> No.16467550

>>16454706
>https://archived.moe/_/search/image/LDAMgqZVrJB___7-sWTu2w/
wew lad

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>>16467122
the ride never ends

>> No.16467767

>>16443861
A M E R I C A

>> No.16467772

>>16467137
he must sell all the eggs to leave
his neighboring egg fort and neighbor: surly boy, stands no chance.

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>>16448794
>>16454706
>>16467106
>>16448746

>site is well know for being politically incorrect,hating the norm, propaganda,hypocresy,corporate pandering and is formely know as the internet hate machine ever since 2004
>no no no sweaty this site has always been a tolerant safe space just like reddit, Twitter and tumbrl now do your mandatory privilege walk and take care of our society sacred cows :) im a right fellow oldfag friends?
go back

>> No.16467909

>>16444538
>>16444538
I can't...I just...I can't.

>> No.16468200

>>16454706
I can see a good chunk of my posts there, both here and in other boards (and I'm the one who posted it in this very thread). It has nothing to do with /pol/ and/or le Jews, I just think she's cute and I'd like to share this cute girl video with everyone else.

>> No.16468387

>>16443861
this is revolting but I probably would eat some.

>> No.16468397

>>16444451
>lives like a miser and is proud of that
>uses a metal fork instead of a plastic one
>he's going to have to buy a new skillet after scratching the nonstick coating
>he could have just washed the plastic fork like a metal one

>> No.16468423

>>16453286
its about to rain really fucking hard

>> No.16468473

>>16443861
looks good but i bet the patty is bland as fuck, a thick patty like that definitely needs some of that caramelized onions and bbq sauce inside it.

>> No.16468483

>>16444451
bet he also sleeps on the floor like the fucking dog he is. also:

>those downie eyes

>> No.16468682

>>16458209
at what point does being a fucking billionaire feature into this though? like why isn't he more confident? he could literally unironically and in all actuallity shit on the floor and spoon it into some persons mouth and everybody would skill kiss his feet.

>> No.16469017

>>16444468
fake

>> No.16469030

>>16450202
...just learn ffmpg you retard

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>>16456696
>titlel

>> No.16469059

>>16453701
big gay energy

>> No.16469496

>>16468682
>at what point does being a fucking billionaire feature into this though?
What if I told you that autism does not currently have a cure, only management of the symptoms?

>> No.16469577

>>16460100

>losing in fighting games

>> No.16469602

>>16448207
This is acceptable and then they cover it in fucking cheese. What is it with fat retards and covering everything in cheese?

>> No.16469826

>>16443861
I would eat the fuck out of that.
t. American

>> No.16469827

>>16453710
>>16453714
>>16453716
>>16453721
>>16453730
>>16453737
>>16453741
Hail to the King, baby.

>> No.16469854

>>16458320
>j*ws aren't enemy
Yes they are.

>> No.16469874

>>16469854
There are Jewish cliques that are the enemy, but that doesn't make Jews the enemy and not all Jews are included within them. There are also similar cliques centered on megachurches, Ivy League connections, and family dynasties. There is overlap between these groups, but they aren't united and yet they are all the enemy. If you try to finger just "Jews," you automatically lose.

>> No.16469925

>>16453729
In all seriousness, deep fried turkey is the best turkey.

>> No.16469933

>>16453714
i wonder what year old freezer meat tastes like

>> No.16469977

>>16469933
Not like a winner, that's for sure.

>> No.16470023

>>16444468
What a fucking asshole

>> No.16470576

>>16443986
I was hoping at least one of them wiped off the sauce.

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