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it infuriates me that Americans have bastardized the perfect food item

>> No.16495699

Mobile posters should be blocked from making threads or posting images.

>> No.16495785

>>16495694
I had a Domino's pizza the other day and it was pretty great ngl

>> No.16495789

>>16495694
What do you mean?

>> No.16495870

>>16495694
Yeah looks too bready. However you can order a thin crust at almost any pizza joint

>> No.16495893

>>16495870
Why would I do that, I'm male.

>> No.16495914

>>16495893
Can't stand pizza that feels like I'm eating an entire bread loaf
Fuck Digornos

>> No.16495930

>>16495914
DiGiorno is absolute bottom of the barrel shit. No wonder /ck/ loves it

>> No.16495939

>>16495694
italy wouldn't have pizza if it wasn't for the americas

>> No.16496369

>>16495939
shut the fuck up you retard bitch

>> No.16496378

>>16495694
you mean they perfected a bastardized food item

>> No.16496387

>>16495694
Americans cat eat whatever fuck they want, why would I even care. I'm not going there and pollute my palates.

>> No.16496404

>>16495694
cant tell if this si just a western thing or a capitalist thing
>import cultural item
>quick and cheap form arises

>> No.16496416

>>16496404
pizza was a cheap and quick meal from the start you pompous fucking moron

>> No.16496417 [DELETED] 

>>16496404
its definitely just a western thing

America is full of criminals and mentally deranged normies who will turn anything nice into a steaming pile of shit the minute they get their grubby brown hands on it

>> No.16496423

>>16496416
ment somehow after the "process" or w/e it becomes an even more weaker/quicker/cheaper form

>> No.16496446

>>16496423
you're not making any sense. concede defeat and admit you're a retard

>> No.16496465

>>16496417
>>16496404
>>16496423
nice theory but i think you're overlooking the degenerate abominations koreans and japanese make when they use western ingredients or recipes like american cheese or mayo or spam or hot dogs. it must be capitalism. or it must be most people being tastelets who will gorge on low tier trash when given the chance.

>> No.16496478

>>16496465
not gonna lie
there is that portion of cooking where people mix random ingredients and create abominations
>korean burrito

>> No.16496486

>>16496369
>shut the fuck up you retard bitch
it's true, and you are the retard and anyone that criticizes american pizza because
>muh italians

is a massive fucking idiot and needs to study history

>> No.16496493

>>16495694
Americans perfected pizza but also ruined it with all of their shitty variants.

NY style is the pinnacle of pizza
Deep dish is good for a family event
Detroit is an easy way to feed a family

Anything else is fucking trash, especially any California variant

>> No.16496547

>>16495930
/ck/ likes Totino's party pizza, idk what you're talking about

>> No.16496629

>>16495694
If it wasn't for Americans popularizing pizza it would just be another local dish in Italy no one cared about.

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>>16496547
>Party of one?

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>>16496493
>Anything else is fucking trash, especially any California variant

Undeveloped palate detected. If you don't delight in having your expectations subverted and challenged, then you're basically a child. Stick to fast food.

>> No.16496694

>>16496493
Chile Verde pizza is delicious. Cope.

>> No.16496730

>>16496694
>>16496687
Hipster cali fags detected.

California city food is the absolute worst. I understand wanting to have light foods, but their light foods taste fucking terrible.

>> No.16496736

>>16496730
we should literally give california to mexico desu

>> No.16496747

>>16496730
Stew on top of pizza is the opposite of light you fuckin tard

>> No.16497276
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16497276

>>16496730

Like I said: You're gastronomically immature. Once one reaches a certain point, food that simply "tastes good" is no longer enough to satisfy. The experience needs to be intellectually stimulating and engaging.

It's no longer about simply eating food. It's about satisfying intellectual hunger.

>> No.16497309

Every board needs mandatory flags so you can call out eurotrash and their autistic obsessions.

>> No.16497338

>>16495699
As a frequent mobile poster I have to agree.

>> No.16497771

>>16495694
How long before it can be truthfully said that dominoes is the traditional pizza of Italy?

>> No.16497807

>>16495694
>implying Americans didn't improve upon Italian pizza

>> No.16497818

>>16497276
If I wanted to go out to "feed" my mind, I would go to a library not a restaurant.

>> No.16497825

>>16495699
Intimidated by technology.

>> No.16497836

The Pizza I make at home is 100x shittier lmao. I use store bought pizza sauce, shredded cheddar/mozz, one of those Pillsbury pizza dough cans, ground beef, and pepperoni. I love it kek.

>> No.16497847

>>16497807
Lame excuse for not inventing a best selling product.

>> No.16497861

>>16497276
This is just fucking stupid.

>> No.16497873
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>>16497276
>carrot tartare
lmao wtf

>> No.16497889

>>16495694
Why do you care how other people enjoy their bread with sauce and toppings?

>> No.16497920

>>16497276
I know this is bait but I also know there are people that think like that unironically

>> No.16497981

>>16495694
Before pizzas became popular in New York in the early 1900s, they were virtually unknown even in Italy. You have America to thank for reviving the dish. Italy had forgotten it.

>> No.16498119

>>16497981
Lame attempt. Try harder.

>> No.16498135

>>16498119
it's literally true

america invented the taco, chili, the pizza, the corn dog, the hot dog in bun, the hamburger, casserole, we did it all or at least preserved it all

without america bottled hot sauce wouldn't exist you know, nor would bottled katsup or kat-siap

>> No.16498138

>>16498119
tomatoes are from the americas, without the americas there is no tomatoe sauce. this goes beyond pizza, it extends to many italian dishes.

>> No.16498150

>>16495694
rent free, tourist

>> No.16498156

>>16498138
>the americas
USA is not any country in South America, is it? That's like saying Portugal is the origin of Chinese food because Asia and Europe are connected. Child-like intelligence or just American education?

>> No.16498232

>>16498156
>America isn't "america"
Monroe Doctrine says it is.

>> No.16498255

>>16498156
Are you retarded

>> No.16498264

>>16498156
lol I do this

>> No.16498282

>>16498255
You seem to be. How many foods or food items don't originate from USA? Virtually all of them.

>> No.16498287

>>16498232
>>America isn't "america"
Quoting something I didn't say. Child intelligence and reading skills.

>> No.16498291

>>16498264
Wat?

>> No.16498297
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>>16498282
Sure Billy, sure thing.

>> No.16498298
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>Child intelligence and reading skills.

>> No.16498312

>>16498297
>>16498298
The rebbit tards are out again.

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>>16498312
>OH MAY GAWD OUR SEKRET CLUB GOT FOUND OUT!!!!

>> No.16498336

>>16498156
OP said Americans

check mate.

>> No.16498343

>>16495694
You should be thanking amerifats for fixing this retarded shit.

>> No.16498351

>>16498336
You might want to check, mate.

Is rebbit so shit that you have to come here? Or is it a trolling exercise?

>> No.16498353

>>16498343
You can't fix what isn't broken.

>> No.16498361

>>16498351
sorry but you lost this one bud, you wouldn't even have tomatoe sauce if it wasn't for yanks.

thank us

>> No.16498365

Wasn't the america first colonized by brits, dutch, spaniards? Thank us, again.

>> No.16498379

>>16498361
>yanks

>> No.16498424

>>16498287
i cut into the heart of your conceit

seehe for me, because you know when somebody says america they mean the usa

>> No.16498433

>>16498424
Trolling, trolling, trolling, rawhide.

>> No.16498437
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>>16498424
No Billy, they don't

>> No.16498440

>>16495939
Englishman here, as a European I have to agree. Italian pizzas are overrated, overpriced and they barely have any toppings compared to flavourful American pizza

>> No.16498459

>>16496486
> without italians americans would have been blacks chasing moles
checkmate historian

>> No.16498499

>>16498459
quit moving goal posts

>> No.16498538

>>16498499
What history are you talking about? Pizza (margherita) was made in 1889 for the Qeen Margherita of Savoia, I fail to see how americans are involved

>> No.16498550

>>16498538
No tomatoes, no pizza

>> No.16498558

>>16498550
there are a lot of pizza without tomatoes, so you can lick my gland

>> No.16498566

Tomatos originated in western South America and Central America. The Nahuatl word tomatl gave rise to the Spanish word tomate, from which the English word tomato derived. Its domestication and use as a cultivated food may have originated with the indigenous peoples of Mexico.

>> No.16498572

>>16498558
>well ackshually the sauce isn't a fundamental part

i know you got chefs and some so called pizzas and all that, but sorry, it's not checking out

no tomatoes no pizza bruh

>> No.16498633

>>16498353
Yeah it's not broken it's just shitty.

>> No.16498749

>>16497276
Is that loss?

>> No.16498758

>>16496687
The flame is just for show, right? That can't last long enough to actually heat anything.

>> No.16498816

>>16498633
And yet you still continue to eat it. Retardation at the highest level.

>> No.16498827

>>16498440
>Englishman here
OK chud. Embarrassed about really being an American?

>> No.16498850

>>16498816
I eat the improved version, kid.

>> No.16498874

>>16498850
>improved
Lame reply from a Dumberican. Does it have sugar on it, or hfcs? Or do you hide those in the sauce? Your "cheese" doesn't even melt properly.

>> No.16499072

>>16498874
Cope.

>> No.16499231

>>16495699
Jump in a lake. I’m in bed on my iPad and life’s too short to launder pictures through the Files app when they’re already in my camera roll.
I came to this thread to point and laugh at the seething Italian, but you’re a whinier bitch than he is.

>> No.16499235

>>16495694
dont worry, their empire is ending. This is the China era.

>> No.16499773

>>16496687
I hope china nukes cali with their pooh money so you fuckers can sleep in the sea.

>> No.16500617

>>16499235
>>16499773
It's going to be when you fuckers are run by China and get the "pizza talk" you obviously don't know what it is but it has something to do with how stupid Marco Polo was. I can't wait I can't wait lol.

>> No.16500632

all this anger in the thread over god damn pizza

>> No.16501505

>>16500632
first day here?

>> No.16501780

>>16495939
Italy is doing fine without fast food, Cletus

>> No.16501807

>>16496378
The people who made "American" pizza were actually Italians. Italians created it. Italians own it.

>> No.16501812

>>16501807
italians tongue my anus, do you understand?

>> No.16501872

>shitaly

>> No.16502933

>>16495694
The worst thing about moving out of firenze has been losing good foccacia, the best has been being able to order absolute SLOPPAS of pizzas without being judged by my countrymen.
Every single one of those supercharged amerimutt flavors is just so good, culinary elitists are lying to themselves.

>> No.16503074

>>16495785
based, their pan pizza crust is pretty nice

>> No.16503076

>>16502933
This. American pizza is beyond based.

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16504454

>>16495694
deal with it chud

>> No.16504457

>>16501780
Pizza is fast food dumbshit

>> No.16504460

>>16496493
>any California variant
bbq sauce chicken and red onions are great don't be a hater

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>>16498138
I swear to god if one more faggot on this board brings up the Columbian Exchange when talking about authenticity I'm gonna blow a gasket. We got a lot more from Europe than they got from us you knuckle dragging retard

>> No.16504480

>>16498550
quattro formaggi and clam pie are two of the best you tastelet

>> No.16504487

>>16502933
where did you go? roma? or did you expatriate?

>> No.16504860

>>16504487
Expated, not forever though, just for work for a while. Came to [REDACTED] in the US
>>16503076
Unironically yes. A lot of people get uber horny for culinary purity but I honestly like (some of) other culture's takes on food. The only "italian opinion" I have is that spaghetti and meatballs are just horrible bolognese and alfredo can go fuck himself.
On that note, chinese-american food is goated. Thank god for General Tso

>> No.16505601

>>16499231
based mobileposter

>> No.16506006

>>16495694
Italy makes shit-tier pizza's too, anon.

>> No.16506015

>>16504480
>>16504468
no tomatoes, no pizza

>> No.16506016

>>16496736
Mexicans already own it, you fucking fool.

>> No.16506021

>>16498287
>Child intelligence and reading skills.
Childish intelligence and reading comprehensive skills.
Ftfy.

>> No.16506024

>>16506015
this makes the shitalian seethe

>> No.16506055

>>16506021
You still can't read, can you?

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>>16506055
read between the lines turd burglar

>> No.16506990

>>16499231
You're the reason this site went to shit. Hurr durr i don't want to put in any effort.

>> No.16507128

>>16496687
i hope whatever california chef dreamt up this abomination soon gets diagnosed with alzheimers

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>>16499231
dumbass retard

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>>16495694
>it infuriates me that Americans have bastardized the perfect food item
stay mad faggots lmao

>> No.16509476

>>16495699
100 percent agree

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>>16496687
What the fuck is this?!

>> No.16510209

>>16495694
Non-Americans are subhuman trash, so it's not like your feelings or opinions matter.

>> No.16511018

>>16495785
>>16503074
It's delicious, and it's only 8 bucks to carry out too.

>> No.16511023

>>16509523
It's what happens when hipsters open a restaurant with their trust fund

>> No.16511057

>>16506990
You can put effort into posts on mobile devices, bitter boomer.

>> No.16511067

Which is the best frozen pizza?

>> No.16511100

>>16495939
Technically they did have pizza before america introduced the tomato. Have you ever had a white pizza? Or a pizza with an Alfredo sauce? Pesto? Romans used to just use olive oil and spices as their pizza base. And honestly I've had it that way, and it's pretty good.
Don't get me wrong, tomato sauce is the best sauce for pizza. But some of the other varieties are really fucking good anon. You should try them!

>> No.16511204

>>16496687
that will be $2999.99 + tip

>> No.16513281

>>16495699
>what is technology
old fucks were probably pissed at people posting from laptops instead of desktops
>>16495694
no real italian eats an entire pizza

>> No.16513301

>>16511100
putting meat and vegetables on bread then heating it in an oven isn't something any one culture can lay claim to.

everyone has their version of shit on bread. the italian version happened to catch on and happened to be called pizza. whatever.

>> No.16513828

>>16510209
So speaketh the Colonial.

>> No.16514085

>>16496687
>ball of suede with liquid inside
>gourmet