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[ERROR] No.16513726 [Reply] [Original]

You know the drill.

>> No.16513731

I want to beat the shit out of anyone that wastes food.

>> No.16513734

>>16513726
This shit wasn't funny in 2005 when it began

>> No.16513737

>> No.16513741

I dont like webms because they lack sound and they're usually videos that had a sound component originally

it's a really small-dick experience watching things this way

>> No.16513745

>> No.16513747

>>16513741
Use subtitles. Or tell Gook Moot to get with the times.

>> No.16513760

>>16513731
Same. It's an abomination to waste food like this.

>> No.16513785

>>16513745
is that meat?
does that person have absolutely no concern for cross-contamination?

>> No.16513791

>>16513785
Only pussies care about cross contamination.

>> No.16513801

>>16513791
are you dumb or just lazy?
(this is 4chan so I'm guessing both)

>> No.16513807

>>16513801
are you gay or just a virgin?
(this is 4chan so I'm guessing both)

>> No.16513815

>>16513807
enjoy your salmonella, anon

>> No.16513818

>>16513807
just gay ;)

>> No.16513852

>>16513818
Indeed you are, anon. Indeed you are.

>> No.16513867

>>16513791

That's really offensive to Japanese people. I can't believe Americans would just do something like that, even if it's just for filming a movie.

>> No.16513879

>>16513785
i dont even wash my hands after touching raw meat. i've ate raw meat before many many times too. never been sick. sorry bro you still believe in the myth that raw meat is bad for you, YNGMI

>> No.16513893

>>16513867
shut up weeb

>> No.16514020

>> No.16514029

>>16513741
You're the one with a small dick, needing sound to feel big.

>> No.16514042

>>16513745

>> No.16514064

>>16513737

I scoop it out, cut it into slices, and put a little salt and eat them like that.

>> No.16514106

>>16514020
How much would that cost?

>> No.16514111

New Ghostbusters movie soon.

>> No.16514122

>>16513737
Eggs 15 - 20 minutes at 425... And they expect me to believe they have a runny yolk? The fuck?

>> No.16514126

>>16513745
>THE FUCKING MEAT IS FUCKING RAW

>> No.16514250

>>16514042
>serves 3 men
Women eternally BTFO

>> No.16514282

>> No.16514290

>>16514020
this chef knows how to deal out the comedy and probably hates gold leafs

>> No.16514295

>>16514290
Yeah they did a few of these.

>> No.16514308

>>16514042
based Dave comes to you

>> No.16514326

>>16514282
I like it and fail to see the problem here beyond the potential waste of an endless tap instead of a pour-on-order type thing.

>> No.16514328

>>16514282
That looks based.

>> No.16514344

>>16514282
Vile.

>> No.16514348

>>16514282
I got diabetes from watching this

>> No.16514350

>>16514282
my girlfriend's dog would be in heaven lol that thing loves peanut butter for some reason

>> No.16514382

>>16514020
RIDIN OUT ON A HORSE IN A STARSPANGLED RODEO

>> No.16514385

>>16513867
the chef was laughing, you're just a weebraham

>> No.16514389

>>16514020
okay I laughed when I saw the punchline

>> No.16514390

>>16513726
they should've kept their internet references at most like this. It got far worse in the later seasons

>> No.16514402

>>16513867
surely you're autistic, jackass humor transcends language and culture. just jackasses being jackasses

>> No.16514407

>>16513785
>>16513815
why are americans so deathly afraid of salmonella? no other culture is like this. americans are absolutely petrified of it, its all they talk about during food prep "make sure to watch out you might get SALMONELLA". nobody else seems to care. in my whole life i never heard anyone say this except americans. why are they like this?

>> No.16514408

>>16513726
They are no gumballs in that sandwich.

>> No.16514409

>>16514407
Shut the fuck up.

>> No.16514424

>> No.16514438

>>16514042
>Protein Blasted
Gaaaaaaaaay

>> No.16514445

>>16514424
>/co/ meetup 2021

>> No.16514446

>>16514438

>> No.16514455

>>16514295
I quite like the jelly spheres.
Thats a cool look.

>> No.16514458

>>16514455
Easy enough to make.

>> No.16514477

>>16514458
that's pretty neat but for $100 no thanks

>> No.16514560

>>16514477
you can just use a dropper like the dude did in the original video if you're making food for a 1-2 people

>> No.16514584

>>16514560
true I didn't go back and look at that one, the sodium alginate is less than $15 which is about what I was thinking I'd piss away to try this out

>> No.16514593

>>16514042
>Boil in bag
Assuming that it's encased in what looks like cling wrap, that is a terrible idea.

>> No.16514650

>>16514407
Everyone else vaccinates their chickens, and getting hospitalised for food poisoning will bankrupt you in America.

>> No.16514660

>>16514458
I also think that's pretty neat but for $100 no thanks

guess I'll have to find another way to impress my friends

>> No.16514723

>>16514348
how is peanut butter giving you diabetes? or do you think 2 scoops of ice cream is going to give someone diabetes somehow?

>> No.16514737

>>16513731
>>16513760
yeah, came to say this. It makes me so uncomfortable to watch

>> No.16514743

>>16514111
he looks just like the "obsessed girlfriend" girl

>> No.16514753

>>16514743
You take that back.

>> No.16514778

>>16514723
This post gave me diabetes

>> No.16514792

>>16513785
Countertops can be clean, anon.

>> No.16514799

>>16514792
They are never clean enough. That's why I cover mine in aluminum foil when I make meatballs, and should any of the meat touch the counter I will throw it out.

>> No.16514806

>>16514753
Just a light meal

>> No.16514810

>>16514753
Love LA BEAST

>> No.16514860

>>16514753
I know he's the beast but are these like sugar glass or?

>> No.16514861

>>16514282
Why is it so liquid?

>> No.16514862

>>16514860
Nope, standard light bulbs. Eating glass is an old carny trick that is "relatively" safe when you know how to do it.

>> No.16514943

>>16513737
>20 minute eggs + 10 minutes to preheat to 425F
Just fry the avocado with the egg or garnish fried/poached eggs with salted avocado. What is this shit? Fuck off retard.

>> No.16514946

>>16513791
God I want some cocaine.

>> No.16514955

>>16514020
Honest take, Gold flakes are the worst thing to happen to food in the last 300 years. It doesn't add anything to the food other than to drive up the cost.

>> No.16514960

>>16513731
>>16513760
>>16514737
Spotted the commie
>NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN FOODERINO

>> No.16514975

>>16513785
I've never gotten sick and I forget to wash my hands while cooking all the time

>> No.16514992

>>16514753
I wish he still made videos of him eating weird shit
Now it's just him eating hot wings

>> No.16515013

>>16514350
audible kek

>> No.16515037

>>16514960
>Wasting money is communist

>> No.16515046

>>16513745

>> No.16515053

>>16513747
this can't not be a joke, I've seen starving Ethiopians with more manners than this disgusting cretin

>> No.16515548

>>16513731
same. i use to imagine gping to like india or etiopia and show them these kinds of videos

'''hurrr in usa we waste for for de lulz xD''

>> No.16515577

>>16514458
>molecular gastronomy

>> No.16515580

>>16515577
Have you ever had a day of fun in your whole life?

>> No.16515583

>>16513747
I've actually started eating with my hands and using paper plates because I hate doing dishes

>> No.16515600

>>16514860
>>16514862
I remember seeing David Blaine do this and the secret was apparently not so much chewing but grinding it so find that it basically turns back into "sand" and you have to eat lots beforehand. I think the guy himself said he got molar implants because his natural tooth enamel got ground up by the sand particles from doing this dumb trick.

>> No.16515607

>>16515580
Sure, when epicly pwning the soytards! I am very smart.

>> No.16515620

>>16513747
>Removes watch and bracelet
>Doesn't remove bacteria and grime infested rings

>> No.16515642

>>16513745
kids having access to the internet is what caused these kind of videos. Fucking women playing with food and wasting it. o dumb stuff for views.

>> No.16515659

>>16514282
un-Australian
fucking poofter wogs should have gone to fucking seppoland not come here

>> No.16515672

>>16513734
I think it's only funny when you click on a video expecting a real recipe and you're surprised by the content. Otherwise you're right.

>> No.16515695

>>16513731
>>16513760
>>16515053
>>16515548
Imagine complaining about one person wasting a few bits of food when every grocery store wastes 500x that every day. Critcize the food industry, not one idiot making a mess

>> No.16515708

>>16515695
If the grocery stores filmed it like they were proud of it I'd be ragging on them a lot more.
I used to work retail when I was in school and if fucking killed me having to throw out 300 perfectly good bananas because there was a little brown starting to show on the peels.
Nobody here is defending that shit just because they're attacking the other faggot, idiot.

>> No.16515711

>>16513785
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>> No.16515712

>>16515708
Do you think you're making even a little bit of sense?

>> No.16515713

>>16514407
You can thank kikes for this

>> No.16515721

>>16514593
Cling wrap is food grade heat tested to like 500 degrees you retard

>> No.16515726

>>16515712
Not to you, obviously.

>> No.16515983

>>16515712
What exactly was confusing about that post?

>> No.16515989

>>16515695
>i can only have one think at a time please be patient :))
fuck them both and kill yourself you retarded son of a double nigger

>> No.16515991

>>16515708
Did he forget to take the rind off the bologna?

>> No.16516010

>>16515721
He means that glad wrap isn't waterproof because it doesn't make a proper seal, therefore is unsuitable for boil in bag, you colossal retard

>> No.16516016

>>16515672
imagine the salmonella

>> No.16516034

>>16513734
The first time I saw a How to Basic video I nearly pissed myself laughing. It was genuinely surprising. Learning that the entire rest of the channel was the same thing made it way better, as if it was run by a deranged madman robotically trying to imitate normal human behavior. The whole joke was the existence of the channel itself, which isn't sustainable as a long term shtick.

>> No.16516071

>>16514282
Fuck, I'm a peanut butter fanatic, but I live in America.

>> No.16516105

>>16515721
>500 degrees
Is it really?
That would mean I could roast a chicken wrapped in that stuff in the oven.
I kinda feel like it would melt. Maybe I'll try with a little piece later.

>> No.16516107

>>16515721
No it is not.

>> No.16516176

>>16514042

who the fuck is Davis?

>> No.16516262

>>16514407
Lmao

>> No.16516323

>> No.16516688

>>16513731
based

>> No.16516704

>>16513731
yes

>> No.16516748

>>16514943
Food video meme lords revel in taking 10x as long as is necessary to achieve shitty results.

>> No.16516789

>> No.16516797

>>16514753
The fuck did I just watch? Was that actually Crystal Pepsi, or was he just drinking water out of the bottle?

>> No.16516805

>>16516797
He's done a number of videos about Crystal Pepsi, including one very famous one.

>> No.16516810

>>16514064
this is the way

>> No.16516819

>>16513747
I'm personally glad only wsg and gif have sound enabled, it makes them more special and likely contains what would be an entire new paradigm of shit posting away from other boards

>> No.16516899

>>16515708
>>16515726
Old man cooking is epic. His wife knew all kinds of old timey recipes, and did all the cooking. One time, she went to visit her kids and needed to leave him alone for a week. She bought him a bunch of frozen foods that he could just microwave or throw in the oven, because she didn't trust him to not destroy the kitchen. She made sure it was all precooked stuff because she also didn't trust him to not poison himself.

She asked me to make up an excuse to go visit him midweek to make sure everything was ok. When I showed up, he said he was about to have lunch, and asked if I wanted some. I politely declined as he walked over to the stove and turned on the burner under the massive pot. I knew he didn't have anything that needed a pot, so I took a look. It was full of a vile looking slop that had a slightly off smell. It turns out that as soon as his wife had left he'd gone to look at what she'd bought. He decided that the writing on the packages was too hard to read, so he just threw everything in the pot and cooked it up. EVERYTHING. There was lasagna, macaroni and cheese, fish sticks, chicken strips, pizza, and a couple of other things. He'd cooked it all up and just left the pot on the stove. Whenever he was hungry, he'd just warm it up. I could tell that it had already turned, and eventually it was going to be strong enough to kill the old bastard. His dead old man taste buds couldn't tell.

When he went to the bathroom I rifled through the cupboards and put about a cup of apple cider vinegar in the pot. When he came back it had started to bubble, so he ladled some of it into a bowl. He tried it, and the strong vinegar flavor made him decide that it wasn't good any more. I pretended to try it and agreed. I ended up coming back every day to prep food for him until his wife got home.

>> No.16516903

>>16516899
I'm a retard and left out a sentence: Old man cooking is epic. I knew a crazy old man who did shit like this.

>> No.16516940

>>16514350
based dog

>> No.16516944

>>16514350
You're a fucking pervert.

>> No.16516993

>>16516899
A great story. Thank you for sharing.

>> No.16517028

>>16514943
Yeah. Slice avocado, fry egg, toss them on a plate together, sprinkle shit all over them, eat. You've now achieved this video.

>> No.16517133

>>16513745
Was that yellow stuff playdough?

>> No.16517134

>>16513785
I handle raw chicken and dont wash my hands before touching the other foods
never gotten sick

>> No.16517146

>>16517133
american cheese

>> No.16517152

>>16513745
Is American cheese really this soft?

>> No.16517154

>>16516323
I am rock fucking hard right now.

>> No.16517214

>>16516903
>>16516899
Fucking kek. Good job taking care of the dude anon.

>> No.16517240

>>16514593
It's not a real product.

>> No.16517264

>>16514799
hi marie

>> No.16517473

>>16513741

>> No.16517479

>>16517473
ah yes, the homo sandwich

>> No.16517528

>>16516262
>0.022% of people get salmonella as opposed to 0.016% of people
yeah, so?

>> No.16517545

>>16517528
this is what I mean by "absolutely petrified". you are petrified of a .006% increase in the likelihood of getting salmonella (a meme illness) that you unironically wash your chicken with soap and DONT LET IT TOUCH ANYTHING IT MIGHT CROSS CONTAMINATE.

absurd. retarded country, people, and culture.

>> No.16517551

>>16514350
>you just know

>> No.16517553

>>16517545
>unironically wash your chicken with soap
No one does this.

>> No.16517556

>>16514407
>implying

>> No.16517560

>>16517553
>DONT LET IT TOUCH
>DONT LET IT TOUCH ANYTHING
>WASH YOUR HANDS FOR 30 SECONDS EACH AND EVERY TIME YOU TOUCH CHICKEN
>HAVE A SEPARATE CHOPPING BOARD JUST FOR CHICKEN
>CROSS CONTAMINATION
>AHHHHH IM BEING CROSS CONTAMINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTED
just silly. just complete silliness.

>> No.16517564

>>16516034
yeah

>> No.16517609

>>16516899
Wonderful

>> No.16517627

>>16517560
American higher level food culture largely grew out from commercial kitchens and restaurants rather than the other way around.
So that obsession with safety comes from commercial paranoia over giving a customer food poisoning. As there would be potentially a lot of money on the line for it.

>> No.16517653

>>16517473
Every fucking time this is posted what irks me isn't the turbo homo vibes but how the fucking fries aren't even golden after double frying them.

>> No.16517660

>>16516899
Men are fucking useless holy shit

>> No.16517669

>> No.16517670

>>16517660
yeah theyre sexy tho

>> No.16517681

>>16517669
The girls at about 1:15 are clearly talking about the NY pizza though. She is pointing at it and saying she never had a crispy crust like that.

>> No.16517683

>>16517627
How do you figure that?

>> No.16517686

>>16517681
She's pointing across it at the deep dish. So way to yourself you butt mad New Yorkie.

>> No.16517690

>>16517686
I'm not even American and if she was pointing across it would be at the detroit pizza not the chicago one.

>> No.16517693

>>16514861
Probably extra oil added

>> No.16517695

>>16517690
also deep dish doesnt have really crispy crust so she cant be talking about it. certainly not so crispy that "she never had a crust that crispy before"

>> No.16517699

>>16517695
>>16517690
>NOOOO IT'S FUCKING RIGGEDERINO AGAINST MY HECKIN GOOD POI NEW YORK PIZZARONI!

>> No.16517700

>>16514943
Yeah, this. Breakfast should be quick to prepare. Anything over 10-15 minutes is either retarded or Holiday tier

>> No.16517709

>>16517683
Because American home cooking culture is fairly weak overall, and most of the cookbooks or cooking channel shows out there, that have largely worked to revive the roots that were there, tended to be lead by professional chefs or those adjacent to them.
Its not like Europe or Asia where there is a millennia of home cooking that bled over into restaurant cooking later, much of that was lost in the transit over to the US and had to be reinvented here. Often from the top down.

>> No.16517713

>>16517660
They were pre-boomer old people from an age where women were in charge of cooking, and men provided semen and labor.

>> No.16517759

>>16517699
>>16517695
>>16517690
>>16517686
>Caring about what koreans like
Outside of actual Korean food they are known for making almost exclusively food abominations.

>> No.16517766

>>16513731
very yes
it's criminal

>> No.16517784

>>16514992
He deserves to chill out with hot wings and scratch tickets, imo. He's done enough insane shit for our entertainment.

>> No.16517791

>>16516899
This man is a fucking retard. To get to that age without even the most basic ability to prepare food....

>> No.16517797

>>16517791
It's more common than you think, men who went their whole life with a woman to cook every meal for them. Not anymore, but from the previous generations it's a thing.

>> No.16517801

>>16513731
It's never a waste if an end point consumer purchased it. It keeps the supply chain lubricated and moving, and regardless of the use of the product the purchase itself will benefit more people than the energy contained within the food. Fuck you

>> No.16517865

>>16513745
genuinely one of the worst things ive ever seen

>> No.16517869

>> No.16517925

>>16515672
the filename killed me

>> No.16517951

>>16517869
I can smell the greasy shits some here.

>> No.16517959

>>16517869
Imagine the greasy shits.

>> No.16518029

>>16513747
Do poojeets really?

>> No.16518056

>>16517152
Yes?

>> No.16518074

>>16515577
This stuff has existed for 80 years!

>> No.16518091

>>16513737
Baked avocados are disgusting.

>> No.16518108

>>16514064

>> No.16518371

>>16517133

>> No.16518375

>>16517152
It's basically cheddar blended with milk and emulsifiers.

>> No.16518471

>> No.16518478

>> No.16518482

>>16518471
>>16518478
God, americans really sicken me.

>> No.16518484

>> No.16518494

>> No.16518506

>>16513785
I'm not sure if this is the same lady but there are videos I've seen pop up on social media of some brunette bitch doing weird shit with food like this. She's always talking to the cameraman and does it slowly like shes postponing the result(edging). The general discussion is that it's some sort of disguised fetish video.

>> No.16518521

>> No.16518532

>>16518471
That's a german you fucking retard

>> No.16518533

>> No.16518556

>>16518482
>americans
>the TV program is clearly called "pures leben"
Kill yourself.

>> No.16518592

>>16514861
It's heated, you can see it's thickened on the plates once they've been taken to the tables.

>> No.16518619

>>16514282
It's better now because they abandoned the "dude, PROTEIN" angle, so the gym junky imagery is gone.

>> No.16518626

>>16513726
>what if how to basic but with cartoon cat milf hands

>> No.16518666

>>16515037
nah, they just don't know what food other than the bread they get in line is

>> No.16518671

>> No.16518694

>>16518371
>American cheese
>looks like you could build with it

>> No.16518706

>>16518694
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese

>> No.16518737

>>16513791
i was about to say "psh that isn't that much wasabi, everybody has done that before" but snorting it is pretty crazy. also like how the sushi chef finds the whole thing amusing

>> No.16518745

>>16514020
>use dirt cheap ingredients
>add edible gold on top for no reason
>DUDE its the world's most expensive frito pie!
cringe

>> No.16518795

>>16518484
i simply do not understand who could possibly look at this and think it looks even close to appetizing

>> No.16518801

>>16518795
Americans.

>> No.16518892

>>16518556
>>16518532
It's bait that's posted every thread to get (You)s, so don't bother. Welcome to /ck/, /int/ with food.

>> No.16518893

>>16517791
You could literally be a man with no cooking knowledge back then when women actually knew how to cook. So long as you went straight from mom -> wife, you'd be golden.

Nowadays you'd starve if you relied on the average female for sustenance.

>> No.16518918

>>16518471
>>16518494
This is why it is safe to assume the fats and megafats are not worth interacting with or dating. Because you are just seeing the tip of the fatberg.

>> No.16518939

>>16516789
>cornflakes

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>> No.16519055

>> No.16519058

>>16513731
so beat the shit out of yourself every time you eat to continue your life

>> No.16519071

>>16517791
>>16518893
Don't underestimate the ability of old as fuck codgers to not give a fuck. They ran out of fucks before most people on this board were born, and people judging them by modern standards isn't likely to make an impression.

>> No.16519073

>> No.16519076

>>16519051
People who cover their mouth when they're eating, regardless of race, really piss me off.

>> No.16519091

>>16519076
depending on the food it may look tasty or disgusting but also depending on who is eating, for example i see this vid and i want to eat tons of pasta like her

>> No.16519098

>> No.16519104

>texas burger
>is actually not bad looking
would have a burger or two, maybe three if im really hungry

>> No.16519113

>> No.16519118

make way to the cheese!

>> No.16519122

not enough cheese, more cheese!

>> No.16519130

>>16514308
>>16516176
>he doesn't know who Davis is

>> No.16519138

>>16516176
how the fuck do you not know who dave is? fucking newfags

>> No.16519142

>>16519122
there's nothing that triggers me more than seeing food impossible to hold becuase is soaked in some sauce or something, as tasty as it looks the thought of your hands getting all sticky bothers me

>> No.16519145

>>16518471
>>16518478
>>16518484
>>16518494
>>16518521
>>16518533
STOP POSTING THESE

>> No.16519149

there should be more asian girls eating lots of food webms

>> No.16519160

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>> No.16519195

>>16519051
>>16519170
ngl, its always tasty having your bowl of rice and mix it with variety of meat

>> No.16519203

>>16519195
i know is pure propaganda but what i give to have a woman who has food ready on the table after a long day of work, just sit and enjoy a tasty meal making your day worth it

>> No.16519205

>>16519142
Fuck you for being a clean freak, but that's too much cheese. As long as the cheese is served on the side for dipping, if you get it all over yourself, that's your problem.

>> No.16519211

>>16519203
what's that, a turkish brekfast?

>> No.16519214

>>16519170
>>16519195
Wow Chinese girls are so nice and kind. Hmm maybe I was wrong about them, maybe I was wrong about the country.

>> No.16519234

>>16519214
crazy how we don't ask much but somehow for women it's an impossible task

>> No.16519247

>> No.16519269

>>16513745
THE MEAT DIDNT EVEN COOK WTF

>> No.16519282

>>16519145
Won't happen as long as it's guaranteed (You)'s.

>> No.16519296

>>16516899
Great story

>> No.16519330

>>16517669
>9.2/10
Man these bitches have some real in depth scoring tables when they can score pizza on a 100 point scale.

>> No.16519454

>>16513867
>YOU'RE OFFENDING THOSE PEOPLE I HAVE NO ATTACHMENT TO WHATSOEVER.

>> No.16519463

>>16513745
I don't trust a skinny bitch with my food, unless I want a smoothie or a salad or some caffeine

>> No.16519513

>>16515708
Featureman is going to die within the next month

>> No.16519532

>>16516789
Hehe, spagety

>> No.16519588

>>16519055
imagine her farts

>> No.16519599

>>16519073
>>16519091
>>16519098
>>16519104
>>16519113
I don't believe these videos are real for a fat fucking second.
With the amount of food she'd be putting away you would physically see her stomach increasing in size. A small frame like hers cannot hide that amount of food.
The fact that it's sped up just leaves room for editing. Until she uploads a 1-2 hour video of her eating that amount of food with no cuts, she is entirely fake.

>> No.16519601

>>16519599
>I don't believe these videos are real for a fat fucking second.
They probably aren't unless she fasts a lot.
>With the amount of food she'd be putting away you would physically see her stomach increasing in size.
That's not how anatomy works you tard, you don't instantly put on pounds, it takes a few days. The stomach doesn't stretch out that much when filled.

>> No.16519620

>>16519601
>That's not how anatomy works
Do you understand how balloons work?
I'm not talking about putting on weight you fucking retard I'm saying her stomach would literally expand inside of her body because she's filling it up with an enormous amount of food.
Unless her upper torso is a giant stomach cavity in which case she probably has other issues.

>> No.16519637

>>16518893
>i-it's the woman's fault
Why are you relying on others for sustenance? Are you a fucking baby?

>> No.16519648

>>16519637
Basically all men back then were. That's why so many elderly men whose wives are dead are so completely helpless. Fortunately, the men usually die first.

>> No.16519668

>>16519203
no way they serve that much every time, this was for the video

>> No.16519677

>>16518671
Is this a feminine hygiene product.

>> No.16519758

>>16518471
always some moron who takes the bait

>> No.16519767

>>16519214
YES CHINA GREAT COUNTRY. ENVY OF ITS WESTERN COUNTERPART. ALL HAIL GLORIOUS CCP

>> No.16519813

>>16519247
All that work and it still looks so damn unappetizing.

>> No.16519820

>>16519813
Go eat the Mona Lisa. Me? I'll judge food with my mouth.

>> No.16519967

>>16519073
>>16519098
>>16519104
She used to be so happy. Now she looks like a hot mess, where did it all go?

>> No.16520015

>>16515708
Who's this guy?

>> No.16520019

>>16520015
Featureman

>> No.16520050

>>16519588
Since you never see her swallow and she most likely spits everything, I imagine her farts to be regular chinagirl farts.
>>16519073
Now her on the other hand I can only ponder the aroma

>> No.16520077

>>16518533
you fags always take it too far with food

>> No.16520213

>>16519076
Why would that piss you off?

>> No.16520229

>>16519620
That's basically the case, apparently. They MRI'd her before and after eating a 100 piece sushi set once. She used to stream too if you can be bothered to sit through hours of footage:
https://www.youtube.com/user/kinoyuu0204/search?query=live

>> No.16520237

>>16519620
>upper torso
>stomach
I'm not sure you're a real doctor, mister

>> No.16520249

>>16514042
FRESH!

>> No.16520420

>>16517801
>capitalists actually think this is true

>> No.16520427

>>16513731
It's my food, I bought it, it's my property. I don't like wasting food, but me wasting food is not your problem.

>> No.16520461

>>16518745
>whoosh

>> No.16520472

>>16516107
yes it is. You can even put it in the oven in some cases.

>> No.16520483

>>16519076
Chew with your mouth closed you ape

>> No.16520488

>>16519122
>what if a normal cheeseburger but it ruins your shirt and you get cheese everywhere instead?
>GENIUS!!!!!
Why are people like this?

>> No.16520496

>>16519149
there should be less asian girls eating lots of food webms
Retard weeb.

>> No.16520615

>>16519247
If this was an American creation everyone would shit themselves over it.
But its Italian so its cool and all.

>> No.16520684

>>16520615
obsessed

>> No.16520822

>>16520684
With Dagoes?

>> No.16520864

>>16519599
Your stomach does not stretch out when stuffed, it mostly stretches down. She is a competitive eater and has demonstrated this eating in front of other people.

>> No.16520947

>>16520420
>NUUU, Once the billionaires have enough money they'll be nice to us
>once the billionaires colonize space then trickledown economics kicks in!

>> No.16521172

>>16519142
You're supposed to use a fork, retard

>> No.16521226

>>16514778

>> No.16521492

>>16520427
Perhaps but insisting the food you bought to waste which could have been donated or recycled to an individual or individuals in need is what makes it their problem.

>> No.16521584

>>16516323
honey and _melted butter_?!! WTF

>> No.16521600

>>16517473
...what's teh sauce??

>> No.16521606

>>16521492
Anon could do that, but you could also use your own money and do with it as you see fit instead of trying to "donate" other people's money like a socialist. How much money/food have you donated to food kitchens/churches?

>> No.16521609

>>16521600
Looks like ketchup.

>> No.16521611

>>16521584
That's what happens when you put butter on toast

>> No.16521615

>>16519051
w8 is it served cold? what a waste, it's utterly retarded...

>> No.16521617

>>16517653
Yeah, they could have done a better job on those chips.

>>16521600
Sorry to disappoint you, but they are brothers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzyX8FNSp68

>> No.16521640

>>16519214
kek

>> No.16521641

>>16516899
i like your storytime anon

>> No.16521648

>>16521617
>Sorry to disappoint you, but they are brothers.
....not disappointing at all :))
thanx you honey

>> No.16521678

>>16521606
I contribute to the quantity of food that can be served to those in need by purchasing and using only what I am certain I will use myself. Nobody is trying to donate anyones money. He saves money by using what he buys, which leaves more food for others to buy, and which can be discounted for the needy.

>> No.16521772

>>16517556
where did jack go wrong bros...

>> No.16521779

>>16513791
has anyone actually tried this?

>> No.16521783

>>16521772
It got out of hand with a stoke of bad luck.

>> No.16521787

>>16513791
I did this in primary school for 2 dollars

>> No.16521799

>>16513731

>> No.16521803

>>16517473
I remember this show on food network

>> No.16521810

>>16521648
>the icon on that knife
Was that a mercer? Retard with a decent knife probably has dulled the fuck out of it. And cutting gourds is one of the harshest things you can do to a knife. it's like trying to cut wood due to the mesh-like structure of the plant. It rapidly dulls the blade and will chip or break fine edges.

>> No.16521827

>>16519170
>>16519195
got any Wang Gang webms?

>> No.16521864

>>16513731
>>16513760
>>16514737
>>16515548
>>16516688
>>16516704
>>16517766
Am I on twitter right now? You people can't be serious

>> No.16521875

>>16519051
>bentos are typically well balanced
>its being taken to the next level by removing all balance and just cramming mountains of meat into it
how is this the next level?

>> No.16521883

Like, seriously, jesus. That's something parents tell their children so they'll finish the food on their plate. Did you people never grow up? Do you not understand how the food industry works?
It's completely absurd to me that there are adults who unironically complain about """wasting food"""

>> No.16521886

>>16521864
>>>/back/

>> No.16521895

>>16521886
I don't use twitter but you fuckers post about it so often I know exactly what the culture is like

>> No.16521900

>>16521895
Seems like you'd fit right in. Bye, enjoy yourself.

>> No.16521902

>>16520420
>>16520427
?

>> No.16521932

>>16519170

Dianxi never disappoints.

>> No.16521963

>>16521900
Dude you totally fit in here I totally can't tell you're a newfag

>> No.16521965

>>16519122
this isnt so bad compared to the usual shit posted here

>> No.16522005

>>16521963
>nuuu why aren't you edgy like mee

>> No.16522008

>>16519214
lmao

>> No.16522063

>>16516797
Pepsi sent him a batch of new Crystal Pepsi because he promoted it so much

>> No.16522093

>>16517653
Europeans are completely incapable of making fries that aren't pale from what I can tell.

>> No.16522136

>>16515672
>No, I didn't stick my dick in it.
>It just fell while I was cooking, and hit my dick on the way down.

>> No.16522224

>>16522005
>it's edgy to not act like it's some huge deal to waste food
please tell me you're pretending to be stupid

>> No.16522251

>>16522224
Congratulations, you've passed the test. You are sufficiently nihilistic to continue to visit the coveted secret site: for chanel. Please visit your nearest based department for your complimentary alck and fully brought back snacks.

>> No.16522281

>>16522251
>not obsessing over wasted food makes me a nihilist
for the sake of my sanity I have to assume you're trolling me. i can not continue in this world with the knowledge that someone actually believes these things.

>> No.16522287

>>16521864
>ohhhh fuck fuck its so based to waste this mcchicken in the local river

>> No.16522323

>>16522287
>since i don't obsess over uneaten food, i must think it's a virtue to waste it
i can feel my world falling apart around me. is everyone else really this dumb?

>> No.16522340

>>16522323
>obsess
i simply think its dumb for wasting food, and agree with anon's shitpost. oh oh - don't take it literally dear, i don't wanna hurty wurty anyone.

>> No.16522346

>>16522281
Yeah, my bad, I was getting bored watching the cup.

>> No.16522359

>>16518521
God I would fucking devour that shit

>> No.16522374

>>16522340
there are many things in life worth getting up in arms about.
throwing a bit of food on a table for some dumb joke in a kid's show is not one of them. you're not saving anyone else from starvation by finishing the food on your plate. you're not a moral crusader for making internet posts decrying howtobasic and epic meal time. find something more valuable to complain about.

>>16522346
thank god

>> No.16522405

>>16522374
>>there are many things in life worth getting up in arms about.
>throwing a bit of food on a table for some dumb joke in a kid's show is not one of them. you're not saving anyone else from starvation by finishing the food on your plate. you're not a moral crusader for making internet posts decrying howtobasic and epic meal time. find something more valuable to complain about.
im not complaining like you, i agreed with anon's post, simply lol.

>> No.16522412

Someone turn this into a webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4StlboB48

>> No.16522474

>>16514350
I just know why.

>> No.16522485

>>16513745
You cannot convince me that this was actually eaten.

>> No.16522520

>>16522405
>dude I'm not doing that thing I was totally doing

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