/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16519700]

Rate my fat white sausage.

[Anonymous No.16519704]

>>16519700
Holocaust? Nope. Fake.

[Anonymous No.16519718]

>>16519700
Why the fuck are you eating on your front lawn?

[Anonymous No.16519741]

>>16519718
Don't you eat on your front lawn?

[Anonymous No.16519747]

>>16519700
>dining by yourself in the front lawn
Thats based and cringe in the same time

[Anonymous No.16519885]

>>16519700
5/5

[Anonymous No.16519887]

>>16519741
I don't have one

[Anonymous No.16519930]

>>16519700
Looks very comfy, I hope you enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.16519942]

yeah I don't think I could beat this

[Anonymous No.16519946]

>>16519700
ah yes, dinner for one. well done fellow wizard. I tip my hat to you thusly

[Anonymous No.16519950]

If I seen my neighbour doing this, I'd be filming it to upload to the internet for everyone to laugh at.

[Anonymous No.16519955]

>>16519700
you know if this was your backyard instead of your front lawn it would look not shit but good

[Anonymous No.16520053]

>>16519955
Eating alone on your front lawn is the most alpha thing you can do.

[Anonymous No.16520078]

>>16519700
why do you need a bun for that
why do you drink wine and not beer with that
>americans

[Anonymous No.16520085]

>>16520053

Great way to flex on the UPS guy.

[Anonymous No.16520091]

>>16519700

4/5, table needs a candelabra. And I hope that you were wearing a tuxedo t-shirt with tighty-whities and listening to Vivaldi on a bluetooth speaker.

[Anonymous No.16520096]

>>16520053
it looks strange as hell
like my neighbor is about to haev a mental breakdown and is trying to find some kind of happiness
keep your retardedness inside and out of sight

[Anonymous No.16520101]

>>16519700
>no dijon mustard to dip the sausage in
>3 different heavy carbs sides, the bun wasn't necessary at all and 2 different potato sides?
Other than that, I'd eat the shit out of that

[Anonymous No.16520103]

>>16520096

Your neighbors should always slightly fear you. Keeps them from stealing the paper.

[Anonymous No.16520106]

>>16520101
>>16520078

I don't mind the bun, I mind the lack of salty sultry butter to spread on it.

[Anonymous No.16520110]

>>16520078
>americans

Sorry that your application for a wine loicense got denied, Muhammed.

[Anonymous No.16520116]

>>16520103
FUCK
god damnit
is that the secret to life to get people to stay the fuck away from you is to be crazy as hell?

[Anonymous No.16520119]

>>16520078
Because I like it. x2
>>16520091
Lol I was in fact playing Bach's Matthäus Passion on a Bluetooth speaker! Also, good thinking that candelabra.
>>16520096
My neighbors have seen me do much worse.
>>16520101
All true but this is how i want it.

[Anonymous No.16520120]

>>16520110

[Anonymous No.16521308]

>>16519700
>not drinking beer

[Anonymous No.16521312]

>>16519700
your neckbeard cringe is palpable

[Anonymous No.16521323]

>>16519700
horrible just HORRIBLE. also i can see you in the reflection of the grass

[Anonymous No.16521344]

cringe if you're doing this own your lawn
based if you're doing this on someone else's lawn

[Anonymous No.16521353]

>Fork on the left, knife on the right
British dining etiquette is so much better than American etiquette, and I say that as somebody who is an American. Your fork should be in your dominant hand at all times. (Feel free to ignore me if you're a lefty.)

[Anonymous No.16521360]

>>16521323
I can barely see him but I see enough to notice he's fat

[Anonymous No.16521537]

>>16519700
Idk why these niggers are sperging out, it looks like tasty good food

[Anonymous No.16521544]

>>16519700

Why are you eating in the front lawn like a cane carrying autist?

[Anonymous No.16521594]

>>16520110

[Anonymous No.16521624]

>>16519700
>premade frozen fries
>probably store bought roll of buns

[Anonymous No.16522186]

>>16519700
nice