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All right, Chopped contestants. Your ingredients for the appetizer round are...

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Ground beef...

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baba ghanoush

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Provel cheese...

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Mint chutney...

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...and donkey semen. You have 20 minutes on the clock. Begin!

>> No.16540289

>>16540272
Deepfried mince around a block of provel cheese with baba ghanoush sloppa'd over the top, mint chutney sloppa'd over that, and donkey semen sloppa'd over that.

And then the fryer oil sloppa'd over that.

>> No.16540297

>>16540278
this is not a basket ingredient. you have been chopped for your insolence.

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WONDERBALLS

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THE BEST BARBECUE SAUCE

>> No.16540339

>>16540284
OH N-

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>>16540275
>>16540278
>>16540279
>>16540281
>>16540284
These are literally the ingredients to a typical middle eastern donair. However, you forgot one special ingredient...

>> No.16540512

>>16540284
Chopped + Fear Factor would be pretty hilarious

>> No.16540527

>>16540512
isn't that cutthroat kitchen

>> No.16540542

>>16540527
Nah Cutthroat Kitchen is more Mario Party.

>> No.16540651

>>16540542
that's a genius comparison actually

>> No.16540695

And why are you here?

Well..My wife died with her grandmother. And My one child was born with no legs. So I'm going to use this money to open a hospital in Haiti to secure--NOT ONLY MY FAMILY-- but the legacy of my ancestors

Best Answer: Yo, I'm tryin to get paid B.....

>> No.16540825

>>16540695
i like it when the sob stories get chopped

>> No.16541040

>>16540272
this gimmick works for me, brother

>> No.16541050

>>16540275
>>16540279
>>16540281
>>16540284
Salisbury steak with mint chutney gravy and a side of mac and cheese. Hide the donkey spunk in the Provel mornay. Simple.

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>>16541050
>appetizer round
>salisbury steak

>> No.16541075

>>16541062
appetizer just means smaller portions. anything can be an appetizer.

>> No.16541163

>>16541075
again, how fucking fat are you that an entire steak with garnishes is a smaller portion than your main course?

>> No.16542080

>>16541163
what?

>> No.16543169

>>16540284
Ted Allen would like this ingredient