/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16551733]

only cool chefs allowed in this thread

[Anonymous No.16551735]

>>16551733
cool ill start

[Anonymous No.16551737]

>>16551733
literally *who*
>Captcha NGGRY

[Anonymous No.16551739]

[Anonymous No.16551746]

>>16551733
Looks gay, no scars. No indication of a kitchen or food

[Anonymous No.16551753]

>>16551733
The original gamer chef is the coolest of the cool

[Anonymous No.16551754]

>>16551733
I like his kids titok that he does with them. Based iron chef

[Anonymous No.16551758]

>>16551733
I'm not cool or a chef.
Fuck you OP

[Anonymous No.16551761]

[Anonymous No.16551765]

>>16551735
>>16551737
Canadian Iron Chef.
>>16551739
based Alton

[Anonymous No.16552836]

Lee is based.

[Anonymous No.16552847]

>>16551733
This guy is pretty based (has a small penis though)

[Anonymous No.16554125]

>>16551761
wat

[Anonymous No.16554131]

>>16551761
What the fuck?
It says they're no-bake but she then claims the turd is for "baking with"?
This really shows that womenfolk cannot be trusted.

[Anonymous No.16554314]

6 fucking 2 and was part of the CIA before it was even called the CIA. A smile I'd give a left nut for my offspring to have the privilege to see after school everyday with snacks on the ready and dinner already cooking.
Imagine a woman like this as your grandma teaching you how to bake cookies while your parents were busy in a day.

[Anonymous No.16554462]

[Anonymous No.16554467]

>>16554314
>don’t believe the post about the OSS
>look it up
>it’s real
What the fuck, didn’t know that glowies could be so based

[Anonymous No.16554480]

tjakn you

[Anonymous No.16554498]

>>16551737
Some Canadian chef who is only known because of his zoomer son.

[Anonymous No.16554509]

>>16554462
dinner with papaw tonight. He made 12 burgers for all 6 grandkids and I'm the only one who showed. Love him

[Anonymous No.16554728]

>>16554131
It said that she was also making brownies and other things with her turds
You have to cook brownies and cookies

[Anonymous No.16554870]

>>16551761
I will never be with a female who defecates. The whole reason my last girlfriend and I split was because I found out she did, in fact, poop. For months I had suspected something suspicious. Every time we had ethnic cuisine, she would act very odd, especially afterwards. I would try to cuddle with her and fondle her, only to have my advances rejected and her leaving the room. It all came to a head one day when I came home early from work. As usual I wanted to take my shower, but there on the couch, was my girlfriend pleading with me to wait a bit before I cleansed myself. Well, fuck that. I wasn't going to wait another second to purify myself under my brand new showerhead. It then got even more strange. The closer I got to the bathroom the more nervous she became. At one point she even stood directly in front of the door, blocking me. When I finally was able to enter the room, I was horrified at my discovery. It smelled like shit, and not my shit either. No, this was a different, unknown aroma. So here I am, nose deep in an awful smell, my girlfriend next to me crying. I get PISSED. I ask her where the guy is, who he is and how long this has been going on. All she does is look back at me with tear-filled eyes and confusion as she asks what I'm talking about. I then notice the toilet is clogged and at this point I'm screaming at her about whose feces lay in my toilet bowl. Finally, after what seemed like aeons, she broke down, looked me straight in my eyes and said "babe, it's mine. I told you spicy food doesn't agree with me. " Well, that's all I could handle. I was really hoping she would pull the shower curtain back to reveal a naked man, but instead all I got was an admission that my once beautiful and dainty girlfriend had desecrated my porcelain throne with her dirty whore feces. Needless to say, I packed my belongings up instantly and never looked back. Be careful who you trust.

[Anonymous No.16554886]

>>16554870
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

[Anonymous No.16555392]

>>16554131
at the end, the cookies (and everything else on her menu) were made using someone else poop. Tragic.

[Anonymous No.16556220]

>>16552847
based wienscel

[Anonymous No.16556296]

>>16551733
Susur is a faggot and so are his faggot sons
t. toronto knower

[Anonymous No.16556298]

>>16551733
me