/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16602343]

Beautiful

[Anonymous No.16602347]

>>16602343
No where in the video did he claim to be making a grilled cheese. Sorry you dumb american's only know kraft singles.

[Anonymous No.16602364]

>>16602343
Mods need to sticky this thread

[Anonymous No.16602365]

>>16602347
It's not even a proper cheese on toast.

[Anonymous No.16602376]

>>16602347
Even as a kimchi toastie it's still pretty piss poor mate.

[Anonymous No.16602406]

>>16602343
Why does this make mutts seethe so much? He's making an adult style grilled cheese sandwich, those cheeses are going to have a more complex flavour than typical American cheese and the fact that they're not melted means the flavour will be stronger.

I'd rather have Gordon's grilled cheese sandwich than the typical American one which is just a big greasy mess. It's like sometimes you might want a simple mcdonald's burger but sometimes you want a proper sophisticated burger from a nice restaurant. You know what I mean?

[Anonymous No.16602419]

That's clearly a toasty cheesey sarney butty and NOT a grilled cheese stupid amerifats.

[Anonymous No.16602422]

>>16602406
>adult style grilled cheese sandwich
So a croque monsieur?

[Anonymous No.16602445]

>>16602419

[Anonymous No.16602455]

>>16602419
>toasty cheesey sarney butty
I thought this was making fun of british food names...
what the fuck is wrong with british people

[Anonymous No.16602485]

>>16602422
Shh. Let's not educate them too much.

[Anonymous No.16602566]

>>16602406
because to americans anything that isn't HFCS sugared white bread smeared with imitation HFCS butter and garnished with a single slice of HFCS Kraft Singles(tm) is NOT a grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.16602571]

>>16602347
holy fucking cope

[Anonymous No.16602641]

>>16602566
The cheese doesn't even fucking melt, this is just a slice of cheese between two slices of bread

[Anonymous No.16602659]

>>16602641
WAAAA IT'S NOT PLASTIC CHEESE, MOOOM MAKE ME A REAL GRILLED CHEESE. NOW!

[Anonymous No.16602701]

>>16602343
the cheese is melted

[Anonymous No.16602712]

>>16602701
For me it's when he blows on a clearly cold sandwich

[Anonymous No.16603058]

>>16602445
Why do they look at eachother like they're going to have gay sex?

[Anonymous No.16603067]

>>16603058
Because they are.

[Anonymous No.16603100]

>>16602343
>see ramsay face
>close webm.

[Anonymous No.16603311]

boo-i-ful

[Anonymous No.16603330]

>>16603100
simple

[Anonymous No.16603336]

>>16602343
cheese on toast

[Anonymous No.16603341]

>>16602347
The title of the video is literally "Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate Grilled Cheese Sandwich" and he literally said "the ultimate grilled cheese" in the video.

[Anonymous No.16603343]

>>16603336
cheesy beans on toast

[Anonymous No.16603575]

rustic

[Anonymous No.16603605]

Why did he even do this one?

[Anonymous No.16603668]

>>16603605
>>16602343

Ramsay is actually a fucking genius. He knows what gets views. Back in the day he went with the pissed off chef persona. These newer videos are him subtly trolling the world so people will share his videos and make him money. Would you think anyone share a video of ramsay making a normal grilled cheese sandwich? Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.16603677]

redpill me on the cutting board dual stack method

[Anonymous No.16603686]

>>16603668
Seems likely to me, he does like doing those TikTok videos of him reacting to things

[Anonymous No.16603701]

>>16602659
Yes.

[Anonymous No.16603722]

>>16602445
There is some intense sexual energy from this video

[Anonymous No.16603724]

>>16603605
He dissected that bag like you would a frog.

[Anonymous No.16603733]

>>16602659
Tons of "fancy" cheese melts. Tons of other ingredients work better in a grilled cheese than fucking kimchi. It's a bad combination. My choice is usually some sort of cheese that actually melts (gruyere generally) and a little bit of honey.

[Anonymous No.16603813]

>>16602445
What gay porn is this from

[Anonymous No.16603822]

>>16603058
Well they are brits

[Anonymous No.16603828]

>>16602445
>these guys have wedding rings on
>these fags get women
I'm gonna eat a 9mm round and pray God can forgive me

[Anonymous No.16603845]

>>16603828

Naw, the overly socialized fags are the ones that are the most likely to get women. I thought it was impossible to get a girl interested in me until I decided to join some social meetup groups and women just kinda naturally pushed their way into my life. All of the socializing was too overwhelming for me, though. I eventually ghosted everyone and retreated to a life of solitude.

Overly socialized fags can have a harem of women if they wanted to.

[Anonymous No.16603947]

>>16603668
this
he solved the formula as is clearly evident by the amount of cope and seethe he generates

[Anonymous No.16604320]

>>16602445
AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK AMERICANA

[Anonymous No.16604401]

>>16602445

[Anonymous No.16604416]

>>16603947

[Anonymous No.16604450]

>>16603668
>Ramsay is actually a fucking genius. He knows what gets views.
this
but it's not that he changed it, he streamlined it.
Before he had the others as the cringe, and him as the based

but now he's both cringe and based.

[Anonymous No.16604457]

>>16602343
Then what should he say?
"It looks like a block of spicy shit. Cut the camera."

[Anonymous No.16604703]

>>16602347
>>16602406
>>16602566
>>16602659
why are brits like this

[Anonymous No.16604788]

>>16604703
Projection, even the French just say "American food bad" and leave it at that, every British person gives you an essay on it

[Anonymous No.16604980]

>>16604457
Yes. It's shit and he knows it is going poorly at several points but he keeps going for some inexplicable reason.

[Anonymous No.16605001]

>>16603677
It adds an air of mystery.

[Anonymous No.16605016]

>>16603605
Apparently not already salty enough as he added salt and pepper.

[Anonymous No.16605021]

Is an American "grilled cheese" just a slice of American cheese between two slices of bread?
Do they add anything else to it? Just cheese and bread seems lacking.

I occasionally got one from Pret in the UK with ham, cheddar, mustard, and mayo, and it was worth every cent.

[Anonymous No.16605094]

>>16605021
Sometimes you butter the outside. Also you are describing a croque monsieur, or as we call it in the US, a "hot ham and cheese."

[Anonymous No.16605096]

>>16605016
I hate when people do this shit, it's like they're afraid of being mocked for not spicing their food so they put in way too much when it isn't needed

[Anonymous No.16605444]

>>16604450
Ramsay would never intentionally make bad food

[Anonymous No.16605746]

[Anonymous No.16605759]

>>16602365
Is there a difference between a cheese toastie and cheese on toast?

[Anonymous No.16605769]

>>16604980
>some inexplicable reason
it's jewtube

[Anonymous No.16605966]

>>16605759
One vs two slices of bread

[Anonymous No.16605971]

>>16605746
Why didn't he like the top burger?

[Anonymous No.16605980]

>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
>holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES
>cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF
>exasperated breath
... THE RIND
>cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
>cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH
>butters
SALT
>salts bread
>layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT
>cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS...
>pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI
>starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING
>camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
>smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD
>smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER
>cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN
>squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY
>puts it back in
>takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN
>desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
>puts pan back in
>elevates the flavor
>takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
>burnt bread
>cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL
>back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
>cheese can't be seen on screen
>taps knife against board
AND THIS...
>tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY
>struggles to cut through the sandwich
>involves both his hands
>reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL
>cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME
>taps knife again
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD
>blows
>visibly struggles to take a bite
>chews
>shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
>struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD
>ramsay buys a house in tasmania
>guitar solo

[Anonymous No.16606023]

>>16602343
>pan on the heat
>wait till it's nice and hot
>now put the bread in
>you hear that sound? if you don't hear it, don't toss that bread in
>give it a little shake, that releases the bread
>give it a flip
>beautiful
>no more than 10 seconds each side
>take your bread out, let it rest
>and there you have it, the PERFECT grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.16606128]

>>16604703
We're better than you.
And you know it.

[Anonymous No.16606138]

>>16604320
The thermostat is clearly in Celsius but it's still nice to know we live in your head rent free.

[Anonymous No.16606153]

>>16606128
Not when it comes to food. Even Ramsay prefers French food.

[Anonymous No.16606160]

>>16603845
Yeah, but you pay a price for living that life.
Which is handing over your wizard card.

[Anonymous No.16606691]

>>16606138
Imagine thinking Americans would eat fresh bread

[Anonymous No.16606707]

>>16606128
At what? Covering up child rape for Pakistanis? Losing a war against your own colony? Your skinny toblerones?

[Anonymous No.16606849]

>>16605971
Patty was too big

[Anonymous No.16606852]

>>16606849
I don't see her in the video. Where is she?

[Anonymous No.16606868]

>>16603605
Why add salt to something already salty and pepper to something that already has heat to it?

[Anonymous No.16606879]

>>16603605
I think he pissed someone off and was told to personally tank his online presence as a way to get forgiveness.

[Anonymous No.16606889]

>>16605980
>Squeezes the grilled cheese down with a rag
Kills me every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.16606934]

>>16602343
Is this the equivalent of doo dooing all over yourself in public?

[Anonymous No.16607042]

>>16606889
Why was it even done in a fireplace of all things

[Anonymous No.16607286]

>>16605021
Usually, but not necessarily.
My go-to:
>butter
>good bread (or honey wheat)
>fig spread
>oma cheese

[Anonymous No.16607309]

>>16604320
A chip butty is a sandwich filled with chips, optionally eaten with condiments such as brown sauce, ketchup, mayonnaise, or malt vinegar. The bread may be slices from a loaf or a bread roll, and is usually buttered. The chip butty can be found in fish and chip shops and other casual dining establishments in the British Islands and Ireland.

[Anonymous No.16607354]

>>16607042
He's fucking with the audience. Gradually seeing how far he can push before his loyal barking seals stop clapping.

[Anonymous No.16607413]

>>16603828
Why don't you just shoot yourself with the 9mm instead?

[Anonymous No.16607592]

>>16606934
Yes.

[Anonymous No.16608362]

Bros...

[Anonymous No.16608416]

>>16602406
Brit here and Gordon Ramsay makes me seethe with shit like this. Grilled cheese is not some American thing; the whole world knows the cheese is supposed to be melted and different cheeses are to be mixed to get the balance of melt and flavour. Even in a croque monsieur, the cheese is melted. This is a guy who pan-frys steaks in olive oil(smoke-point in a pan: 180C), so I'm not fucking surprised.

[Anonymous No.16608513]

>>16608416
He learned shitloads of bad habits from his mentor

[Anonymous No.16608930]

>>16605094
Wow you amerifucks really have eae weay with words dont you dumb fat bastrsds kys

[Anonymous No.16609054]

>>16603058
>>16603722
>>16603813
>>16603828
They're brothers

[Anonymous No.16609068]

>>16602406
You're a fucking retard if you think that is a grilled cheese. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.16609094]

>>16607309
>brown sauce
aka what comes out of your ass after eating british “cuisine”

[Anonymous No.16609121]

>>16602343
What happened to him bros? He WAS a really good proper chef, he knows his shit. So dedicated to his job he even learned french to work in french restaurants.
Has he really lost his passion?

[Anonymous No.16609198]

>>16602445
bread with fries is literally the most retarded combination ever. it feels like its clogging your stomach and throat

[Anonymous No.16609435]

>>16609121
He started enjoying the acting part of his career more and fell out of practice with cooking, now he has to pretend he's at the top of his game in that regard when he isn't. It's what 15+ years of shows on American TV that don't actually involve cooking will do to you.

[Anonymous No.16609612]

>>16606934
Yes.

[Anonymous No.16609635]

>>16607354
not to mention the video where he fucking seasons the floor with black pepper and puts none in the food

[Anonymous No.16609651]

>>16609635
Link?

[Anonymous No.16609854]

>>16606934
Feels good but makes a big mess.

[Anonymous No.16609904]

>>16606868
reflexes bro.

[Anonymous No.16609905]

>>16602343
I love the sad attempt at a second cut. He's like wtf maybe if I quarter it and get closer to the edge some of it may be melted. Lmao not even close.

[Anonymous No.16610089]

>>16609054
butt brothers

[Anonymous No.16610096]

Bread: burnt
Cheese: not melted
Yeah, it's grilled cheese time

[Anonymous No.16610108]

>>16602445
>peeling your potatoes
As if making a fries sandwich isn't bad enough already

[Anonymous No.16610109]

Never forget that on season 15 of Hells Kitchen Ramsay went apeshit over a chef making a grilled cheese where the cheese was not melted

[Anonymous No.16610116]

>>16602343
give him a break guys. this reminds me of the overreaction to the biden press conference.
look its an old guy who is sort of past his prime. you got to go along with it otherwise you will hurt his feelings

[Anonymous No.16610129]

>>16610109
You watch a lot of television, don’t you?

[Anonymous No.16610134]

>>16602343
>Looks in mirror
I'M BLUDDY GORGEOUS M8

[Anonymous No.16610146]

>>16602701
Is he gaslighting the audience?

[Anonymous No.16610150]

>>16602445
why does he knock on the bread
is he checking if theres someone home?

[Anonymous No.16610160]

>>16602343
kek this peasant can't even cook, I'm sure all his daughters will suck my cock after eating my cuisine.

[Anonymous No.16610163]

>>16610129
I know enough to remember that one scene

[Anonymous No.16610169]

>>16609435
But still though it's a grilled cheese sandwich. I am literally mentally handicapped alcoholic code monkey and i make a better grilled cheese than that. You don't have to be a well practiced famous chef to melt cheese. And the least he could do is a practice run beforehand

[Anonymous No.16610201]

>>16610169
The gimmick of this is him doing things informally and winging it

[Anonymous No.16610222]

>>16608416
Regular olive oil has a higher smoke point and is fine for frying, you're thinking of extra virgin.

[Anonymous No.16610226]

>>16609651
https://youtu.be/hzJFnu_T4Us?t=261

[Anonymous No.16610392]

>>16605021
Normally you griddle it with multiple cheeses and sometimes put tomato and mayonnaise, but I don't particularly like to add those two.

[Anonymous No.16610409]

>>16605980
saved

[Anonymous No.16610459]

>>16610392
Tomato is great especially with a bit of pepper on it. using mayo on anything is a crime

[Anonymous No.16610463]

>>16605021
its great with tomato soup

[Anonymous No.16610504]

>>16610459
Nothing wrong with mayonnaise, it's great for griddling bread (like you would for a grilled cheese) or for modifying how something cooks (like keeping it moist, etc)

[Anonymous No.16610644]

>>16602406
wtf are you talking about
biting into a thick and hard slab of cheese isnt pleasant

[Anonymous No.16610668]

>>16609121
his brain is getting wrecked after years of coke abuse

[Anonymous No.16610681]

>>16602445
why does he turn up the heat after putting in the fries and not before?

[Anonymous No.16610731]

>>16604703
Puritanical anal retentivness combined with literal millenia of trying to prove themselves to be equals to their peers. They're basically a nation of incels.

[Anonymous No.16610886]

>>16610668
Wrong

[Anonymous No.16610892]

>>16604703
The biggest inferiority complex on planet Earth.

[Anonymous No.16610911]

>>16610150
He needs to know if the bread has a cutting loisense.

[Anonymous No.16611182]

>>16602364
for real. how many years will we see this. we are still seeing the pizza and burger webms from like 2004. just pull all that shit in one sticky for all the new-friends.

[Anonymous No.16611215]

>>16611182
When it stops being incredible, so never

[Anonymous No.16611244]

>>16602445
who needs this many carbs

[Anonymous No.16611298]

>>16609054
that's hot

[Anonymous No.16611330]

>>16602422
>can't even be bothered to put the cheese on the inside
Why do the french do this?

[Anonymous No.16611345]

>>16611330
It's on the in and out

[Anonymous No.16612129]

>>16610886
Sorry, heroin abuse.

[Anonymous No.16612349]

>>16602566
American here. About to make a grilled cheese with sharp cheddar, a little mayo, and whole grain slathered in butter. I'm hungry so I may have two of them. Anyways, thanks for thinking about us.

[Anonymous No.16612392]

>>16602347
He did claim to be making a grilled cheese and there are many types of melty cheese you can make one with that aren't processed. He chose hard, non-melting cheese because he's fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.16612395]

>>16612349
>a little mayo
No longer a grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.16612477]

>>16612395
don't get purist on me motherfucker that shit was delicious.

[Anonymous No.16612509]

>>16612129
That's better.

[Anonymous No.16612794]

>>16612392
Where can you even buy cheese with pepper berry

[Anonymous No.16612798]

>>16612477
You made a melt

[Anonymous No.16613520]

>>16602445
That's the most gay thing I've seen in a while

[Anonymous No.16613542]

>>16602445
I've seen this webm a dozen or so times but I still don't know what it's from.

[Anonymous No.16613843]

>>16612794
I don't know what pepper berry is, but even here in the midwest US I have multiple grocery stores with cheese counters containing several dozen different cheeses at a time and the ability to order all sorts of more exotic cheeses from them. This idea that Americans only have access to processed cheese is fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.16613992]

>these incredible cheesies
Could you sound any gayer?

[Anonymous No.16613997]

>>16613992
Who are you quoting, retard?

[Anonymous No.16614001]

>>16613997
Your mothers pussy flaps as they fly her to Vegas for a night of gambling and whoring.

[Anonymous No.16614021]

>>16613997
Gordon says it in the video you brainlet.

[Anonymous No.16614036]

>>16614021
I've only ever seen the webm.

[Anonymous No.16614102]

>>16602343
he makes food for t.v and money of course and being an icon ontop of that.
Doesnt mean hes a shit cook

[Anonymous No.16614340]

>>16602422
That's a melt not a grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.16614956]

>>16613843
Yeah, especially Midwesterners, we eat a lot of cheese

[Anonymous No.16615016]

Why didn't he just make another one?

[Anonymous No.16615078]

>>16615016
Probably is paid when the segment is done and not by the hour.

[Anonymous No.16615367]

>>16610150
if it sounds hollow it's cooked

[Anonymous No.16615757]

[Anonymous No.16615883]

>>16615757
The best part of the entire video is he pretends the sandwich is hot.

[Anonymous No.16616044]

>>16612798
Sir, you are wrong. Please stop this misinformation. A grilled cheese does not evolve into its melt form until a new protein is added. A condiment does not make this transformation occur.

[Anonymous No.16616363]

>>16615757
delicshit.

[Anonymous No.16616515]

Having worked with Chef for all but two seasons of Hell’s Kitchen, I can honestly tell you that the man was actually one of the nicest guys I've ever worked with. And before the accusations of being a butt kisser worried for my job, I'll point out that I'm no longer working on the show or in reality television.

As I came on during the second season, I went in with the expectations of the man being a screaming jerk and planned to get out of there if he ever decided to point that rage at me. I was in the lunch area on break when he arrived on set and was passing behind me when he stopped, put his hand out to shake mine and said “Welcome to the show, Big Boy!”.

For the next however many seasons I worked on Hell’s Kitchen, he always said hello and thanked me for coming back to the show, shaking my hand and calling me Big Boy on the first day of production.

Being nearly 300 pounds, I initially thought he was being a bit of a smart ass, but there was always a friendly smile and I immediately realized that that was his style of humor. So I embraced it. And lest anyone think it was because he couldn't be bothered to learn my name: during the 2nd season wrap party, he met my wife and took a picture with her and every season after that, when he welcomed me back to the show, he always asked how she was doing, remembering her name, the fact that she was a veterinarian and that we had our own vet clinic. It always impressed the Hell out of me because it was not only a very classy move, but the fact that he could remember that about a crewmember’s wife, that he met only that one time, and that well over 300 people worked on HK alone (while simultaneously shooting two to three other shows around town with different crews) always made me realize why he's as successful as he is.

But that is why I was super loyal to the show and would turn down other (sometimes better paying) jobs to go back to work for him.

[Anonymous No.16616809]

>>16603605
wouldn't it have been easier to just crush them inside the bag and open it up like a normal person

[Anonymous No.16617418]

>>16616809
Wouldn't make an interesting video.

[Anonymous No.16618047]

>>16611244
You need that many to conquer 2/3 of the world.

[Anonymous No.16618055]

>>16602406
8/10 hit all the right marks. this is what most bait should aspire to be.

[Anonymous No.16618058]

>>16602406
>You know what I mean?

I know that you’re coping you retried faggot

[Anonymous No.16619597]

>>16602343
How many times can you ass-burgers talk about this clip?

[Anonymous No.16619608]

>>16619597

[Anonymous No.16620086]

>>16605021
Marylander here. I shred a melty cheese (usually gruyere) instead of using slices, and butter both sides of both slices of bread. After I flip it in the pan the last time, I sprinkle some Worcestershire sauce on it. Usually eat it with tomato soup, but sometimes just ketchup for dipping if I'm slumming it.

[Anonymous No.16620610]

>>16609054
so?

[Anonymous No.16620754]

>>16620086
Ketchup sounds fucking disgusting on a grilled cheese.
>>16619597
A lot.

[Anonymous No.16622599]

>>16602406
Post the last grilled cheese you ate

[Anonymous No.16623369]

>>16613542
The fabulous baker brothers

[Anonymous No.16623401]

>>16613843
my local kroger has 3 different cheese sections as well as the deli that slices cheese for sandwiches

[Anonymous No.16623403]

>>16603058
they're buddies :^)

[Anonymous No.16623411]

>>16605444
an adult film star beat him at making mashed potatoes on the f word

[Anonymous No.16624434]

His new videos aren't as funny, I think this really was a mistake

[Anonymous No.16624532]

>>16608362
Noddon looks like a soyboy. Gorrrog looks like a hunter uttering a war cry, look at that canthal tilt. My money's on Gorrog.

[Anonymous No.16624561]

>>16603828
have you ever stopped to think "man these guys I instantly think of as fags but somehow are doing better than me might be living in a way that is better than my own and perhaps if I took a look at the way I live my life I can address the problems I face each day and live a happier healthier life where I do get pussy but more than that love and validation from those around me but more importantly I can validate myself now that I have become more myself."

[Anonymous No.16625140]

>>16624561
no

[Anonymous No.16625365]

>>16602343
looks tastier than 99% of the american "muh melty cheese" faggotry
enjoy that flavorless shit while you can, your digestion will eventually turn on you for all of the plastic you keep eating

[Anonymous No.16625383]

>>16625365
You know that real cheese melts, too, right? There are plenty of soft, melty, real cheeses to make a grilled cheese sandwich from.

[Anonymous No.16625402]

>>16625365
>>16625383
The cheese Ramsay used would have melted had he used a pan or a panini press instead of a fucking fireplace

[Anonymous No.16625431]

>>16625365
Uh huh yuro

[Anonymous No.16626385]

Whoops
https://youtu.be/OJOZFKwN1qg

[Anonymous No.16626675]

>>16605980
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife

>salts bread

TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful

>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off

>smoke shooting out of pan

>taps knife against board

never noticed these. God bless you.

[Anonymous No.16626711]

>>16608416
>mfw I use extra virgin olive oil to fry steaks.
well at least I'm using ghee now.

[Anonymous No.16626719]

>>16610226
>seasons the floor
beautiful

[Anonymous No.16626767]

His youtube videos are some kind of performance art
>the BURGAH one where the amount of stuff on the table and in the grill starts changing every time when they're on the camera after he drops a spatula or something
>making grilled cheese, with bizarre ingredients, in the fucking fireplace, mumbling random stuff and doing everything wrong

[Anonymous No.16626895]

>>16610226
why?

[Anonymous No.16627056]

>>16616809
That's how we did it making similar meals in jail

[Anonymous No.16627067]

>>16624561
Tldr

[Anonymous No.16627188]

>>16626767
Is Gordon Ramsey the David Lynch of FoodTube?

[Anonymous No.16627212]

>>16602422
It's just a jacked up ham melt.
Any retard can make a bechamel sauce.
>>16603343
It's just a political commentator.
Any retard can make worse food than the barbarians you're mad about replacing you.

[Anonymous No.16627238]

>>16603058
how do you know what that looks like?

[Anonymous No.16627258]

>>16610150
you don't? go to the store and start knocking on the breads there, you'll quickly notice the difference in quality.

[Anonymous No.16627302]

>>16627238
Cause that the same look I make when I want to fuck my horse

[Anonymous No.16627325]

>>16627302
>>/mlp/

[Anonymous No.16627332]

>>16627302
/mlp/ pls

[Anonymous No.16627350]

>>16627332
Sorry I meant whores

[Anonymous No.16628821]

>>16604980
what confuses me is they had plenty of cheese and bread still, could have easily shot it again or just abandoned it if there wasn't time for a reshoot. It's really perplexing they'd upload a complete disaster of a video like they did

[Anonymous No.16628839]

>>16602343
cunny

[Anonymous No.16628901]

>>16628821
I wonder if anyone has asked him what he was thinking

[Anonymous No.16629014]

>>16628839
Simple, rustic

[Anonymous No.16629962]

>>16605971
for forced conflict on his shitty show

[Anonymous No.16629976]

>>16606128
If you're so good how come America beat you

[Anonymous No.16629979]

>>16610150
Yes, it is rude to enter a bread house without knocking

[Anonymous No.16630525]

>>16610226
he should've salted the floor too

[Anonymous No.16630530]

>>16620754
>Ketchup sounds fucking disgusting on a grilled cheese
its literally the perfect pair

[Anonymous No.16630543]

Did Gordon not know what Halloumi was? It's a cheese known for grilling - like literally. It doesn't really melt.
You also don't put it in a fucking sandwich. It's an appetizer or side dish you eat on it's own.

[Anonymous No.16630559]

>>16630543
I think he just thought "oh it's what poor people eat, you can just use any cheese right?"

[Anonymous No.16630579]

>>16630559
I'm convinced he never heard of halloumi before this bit. He probably just googled 'halloumi', saw the top 5 results mentioned 'grilled', and assumed you could use it for grilled cheese.

[Anonymous No.16630592]

>>16630579
>He probably just googled 'halloumi', saw the top 5 results mentioned 'grilled', and assumed you could use it for grilled cheese.
My fucking sides, I want to believe.

[Anonymous No.16630618]

>>16626675
it's not mine, i just reposted it because i thought it was funny. thanks though

[Anonymous No.16630639]

>>16630543
He didn't use halloumi.

[Anonymous No.16631438]

>>16624561
Based open minded fag

[Anonymous No.16631470]

>>16616809
He passed by a lot of sensible options before he finally decided that abomination was reasonable.

[Anonymous No.16631562]

>>16624561
You don't understand how pussy works

[Anonymous No.16631917]

>>16605021
I had one today that was made with homemade bread, with butter, white cheddar, and ham inside. It was very good.

[Anonymous No.16632255]

>>16602406
>0 search results
OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.16632322]

>>16632255
Amazing

[Anonymous No.16634115]

>>16631470
Even the official recipe just says to use sea salt because it doesn't know where Gordon found pepper berry

[Anonymous No.16634436]

>ja/ck/ threads get deleted but these stay up

[Anonymous No.16634437]

>>16634436
It's the same stupid jokes and webms for years plus everyone knows Jack sucks, Ramsay being stupid is novel because he's supposed to be famous for being a good cook.

[Anonymous No.16634439]

>>16634436
jack scalfani is an illiterate trumptard

[Anonymous No.16634452]

>>16634437
>>It's the same stupid jokes and webms for years

>>16602343
>>16603605
>>16605746
>>16615757

[Anonymous No.16634455]

>>16634437
>he's supposed to be famous for being a good cook

Even going to back to the Nineties, Ramsay was never famous for being a good cook; he was famous for being an "edgy" loud obnoxious arsehole in a chef costume.

[Anonymous No.16634465]

>>16634452
One of those is from 2020, post a good Jack webm from 2020

[Anonymous No.16634507]

>>16602406
because it suppose to melt, it didnt melt

[Anonymous No.16634543]

>>16602343
I find it weird that America and Britain going into the Cable TV era (1980s-1990s) had the worst food in the world. Now your average American or Briton knows more about meat spicing, lettuce and cheese than virtually anyone. Now the great food centers of the world are in California and New York and the food of the 70s is mocked

[Anonymous No.16634562]

>>16602406
Exquisite bait, undercooked to perfection

[Anonymous No.16634791]

>>16634452
That's a lot of eggs.

[Anonymous No.16635173]

>>16634455
Ramsay does in fact know how to cook, have you tried his recipes?

[Anonymous No.16635203]

>>16610150
checking to see if it has liver disease.

[Anonymous No.16635256]

>>16605980
lol, just the way it plays out in my mind, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.16635257]

>>16616044
pal i hate to break it to you but what do you think is in mayo

[Anonymous No.16635779]

>>16605980
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
I lost

[Anonymous No.16635813]

>>16610644
I ate cold brie for breakfast today and it was great

[Anonymous No.16635829]

>>16602343
>the cheese is melted
>there are five lights

[Anonymous No.16635847]

>>16634436
Post the same 25 webms that have been posted for years.
Post the chicken again.

[Anonymous No.16635953]

>thick white bread
>aged white cheddar
>thinly sliced pear
>plum jam
>butter
perfect toastie

[Anonymous No.16635986]

>>16635847
You act like the same Ramsey shit isn't just reposted constantly
>Fretos
>Pizza
>Burger
>Grilled Cheese

[Anonymous No.16636044]

>>16635986
Each of those things has a different joke/thing to be upset about. Every Jack webm is the thing being raw.

[Anonymous No.16636216]

>>16635986
I know it was you, Fretos.

[Anonymous No.16637167]

>>16636044
>different
Cope harder, retard.

[Anonymous No.16637350]

>>16624561
holy run on sentence batman

[Anonymous No.16637369]

Why do you people think that Gordon is making the decisions in these videos?

[Anonymous No.16637379]

>>16604703
it's the very definition of cope

[Anonymous No.16637890]

>>16637167
>Bad because he's overcomplicating a simple recipe that he shouldn't even be making to begin with
>Scene that people defend ironically
>Bad because it shows that he doesn't hold others to his own standards
>Bad because it shows that he is unwilling to admit mistakes/is willing to directly lie to the face of his audience
Go laugh at a raw chicken breast or something

[Anonymous No.16637897]

>>16612794
Pepper Berry is a berry that is native to Australia, so to answer your question: not really anywhere except Australia and even then it's rare.

[Anonymous No.16638626]

>>16637897
Interesting, is it usually in cheese?

[Anonymous No.16639449]

>>16637890
I am laughing at you, the JOKE.

[Anonymous No.16640205]

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