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I like serving my boyfriend cute foods. Let's post only the cutest foods in this thread.

>> No.16611604

judy hopps vibes here

>> No.16611607
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>>16611597
Are the raisins supposed to be rabbit shit? I'd slap that plate to the floor and make you clean it up if you served that to me. Fucking disgusting.

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>>16611607
And this is probably the reason no one will ever lovingly make you breakfast.

>> No.16611632

>>16611604
First thing I thought upon seeing it was "_ _____ ____ ___ ______!" And that really just reflects poorly on me.

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bunnies are cute

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>And this is probably the reason no one will ever lovingly make you breakfast.

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>> No.16611644

>>16611614
My mom has made me countless love-filled breakfasts. My bf doesn't know how to cook at all, but he's qt and makes a TON of money so I'm ok with that.

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>>16611650
eat up

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>>16611597
I remember this thread from last year

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>>16611607
Got yah beat, brother. Very spooky and quite cute.

>> No.16611700

>>16611692
Italian "pizza" was a mistake.

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>> No.16611755

>>16611721
We're less than twenty posts in and already two poo related foods. I am disappoint.

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Honestly, if it's about food with 'good' presentation, baked goods, pastries and desserts are the way to go. An easy one is when making bread loaves or bread rolls, you can 'stencil' the top with a light dusting of cocoa or flour or both. The stencil can be as simple as a pattern cut on paper, it's that easy.

Sure, cute stuff in normal food is nice but a pain and you have to go out of your way to make it like that. It's a bit gimmicky. I like to split short sausages in quarters halfway up like the japanese do so when they fry they curl outwards looking like an octopus

>>16611614
baste butter lamb poster

>> No.16611805

>>16611650
Wh*sper a shit. Tangle best girl all day erry day.

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>>16611805
You aren't wrong, though I think they are best together. But that's a discussion for another time and place.

>> No.16611974

>>16611812
3/10
The eggs are fucking undercooked

>> No.16611986

>>16611635
Looks like a hermit crab.

>> No.16612024

>>16611653
That looks good

>> No.16612056

>>16611974
the "bacon" didn't even fry lol
here's an old classic for that mini cooking stuff in glorious 240p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6MFECb96SQ

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>>16611974
>>16612056
Looks fine to me.

>> No.16612068

>>16611614
>nobody will ever love me enough to make the abominations of butter lamb and chicky chicken menstruate

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:D

>> No.16612233

>>16611644
Post his cock pics pls

>> No.16612525

>>16612056
rad

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>>16611597

>> No.16612625

>>16612607
Heckin cutge and valid.

>> No.16612793

>>16612607
Barbaric

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>>16611597
Anyone know how to make something like this? I'm assuming they're using a custom mold. How would I go about ordering something like that?

>> No.16612810

>>16612233
Post paystub also please.

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>>16611597

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>>16611597

>> No.16612872

>>16612845
That's not cute at all.

>> No.16612917

>>16611607
Yeah, the rabbit shitting all over the place turns my stomach too. Rabbits are actually coprophagics themselves, lacking ruminate stomachs.

>> No.16612920

>>16612824
it's cute until you realize this nigga 30 years old

>> No.16612923

>>16611607
t. I can't process imaginary concepts

>> No.16612924

>>16611607
BOOK OF THE DEAD
PAGES BOUND IN HUMAN FLESH

>> No.16612936

>>16612824
>Fucking 30 years on this planet
Mildred should only be interested in cartoons at 30 because it's what her three children want to watch, god damn it Mildred.

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>> No.16613304

>>16611607
>>16612917
People always overlook the pee. You need to observe all the details of a piece, not get distracted by one aspect.

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>> No.16613465

>>16612824
That Meowth pastry looks like my step mom's o face

>> No.16613519

>>16613454
>>16613456
Mexico was a mistake

>> No.16613521

>>16613519
Never be forgetful of the Alamo.

>> No.16613550

>>16613519
That's Peruvian, though.

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>>16612137
>>16611607

>> No.16613636

>>16611597
Imagine sticking your tongue between her cute little bunny legs and getting a nice taste hmmm yeah that's it spread them for me girl.

>> No.16613694

>>16613636
that is clearly a male rabbit

>> No.16613773

>>16613694
Anon obviously meant her(male).

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>>16611597
You are never gonna make it

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>> No.16613792

>>16611597
You will never be a woman

>> No.16613808

>>16613452
These are cute and kind of viable to do

>> No.16613866

>>16611614
As cute as this is, at some point I'm spooning the head off and putting ketchup on where the neck used to be.

>> No.16613894

>>16612607
some kid's dad did this in a book I read in middle school. I now finally know what the hell it was trying to describe. It's been around 15 years and I still think about it

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>> No.16614480

>>16611662
>its wednesday, my dudes

>> No.16614558

>>16613866
You put ketchup on your butter?

>> No.16614853

>>16614432
what about the hand

>> No.16615112

>>16614853
Hand stays out for heat regulation

>> No.16615124

>>16611607
Klaatu verata bon appetit

>> No.16615135

>>16611653
Bat soup

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>> No.16615351

>>16611597
This is really cute but I think you should soak the pancakes in the syrup and drop the raisins to remove the "cannot unsee" of the bun peeing and pooping itself.

>> No.16615353

>>16613465
How do you know what that looks like?

>> No.16615376

>>16613263
Fuck me this is amazing if it really looks like this, too bad with all the filters these days I don't trust anything.

>> No.16615377

>>16611637
I really can't stand images like this. They piss me off. Almost anyone who wears that ridiculous shit has no business doing it. Fake Communists are dipshits who think they know everything but haven't read an actual word of Marx or Lenin from the source. And unless they're in a country with a direct history to the Soviet Communist Party, they have no business wearing some cheap pin with the Soviet Hammer and Sickle. For the US, there's the CPUSA symbol (if you're a member) and for China, there's the CPC symbol. For real people who exist like this, you are not thinking with dialectics, you are using pure ideology.

>> No.16615387

>>16615327
I see what they're going for, but this is horrifying.

>> No.16615400

>>16615377
>i took an introduction to poli-sci once and wore a ratm shirt while doing so

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>>16611597
>bunny lying face-down in a puddle of piss, likely drowned and shat itself in its last moments
>cute!

>>16615327
Not enough contrast, also
>pineapple

>> No.16615455

>>16611721
they're really asking for a thrid nuke

>> No.16615506

>>16615455
They'd need to get a first two first

>> No.16615549

>>16611637
cute picture of me

>> No.16615727

>>16615549
*cutge

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>> No.16615869

>>16612607
Did he pop out its organs or was it pregnant?

>>16611812
Don't be afraid of being so right in your StH opinions, anon.

>> No.16615886

>>16613614
Whose taking the picture of the camera and the fox?

>> No.16615966

>>16615886
Another fox hiding in a nearby bush with a camera. It's a very common fox prank.

>> No.16616124

>>16614432
sauce?

>> No.16616127

>>16612607
what a way to die

>> No.16616274

>>16616124
idk, someone linked me some instagram thing and I stole the video and converted it

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>> No.16616359

>>16611721
Fucking disgusting.

>> No.16616610

>>16615376
that's a sculpture, not food. I follow the artist.

>> No.16617154

All of you, will never be a woman

>> No.16618235

>>16615869
>Did he pop out its organs or was it pregnant?

Filename dumbass

>> No.16618315

>>16612824
That'd be kind of cute if it was a wife or girlfriend doing it, but it's probably his mom.

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>>16611597

>> No.16618337

>>16611597
>bunny ashhole
erotic.....

>> No.16618348

>>16616127
That's not how they die. Rabbits are insanely efficient and easy catches. You kill one, break its neck, squeeze the innards out, then you can literally rip its skin off with one pull.

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>> No.16618881

>>16615327
Fake and disgusting. No real italian restaurant would ever serve a pizza with pineapple.

>> No.16618905

>>16611614
Watame, I....

>> No.16618939

>>16611755
are you blind? op's image began

>> No.16618986

>>16618336
Mięsny jeż mięsny jeż

>> No.16619155

>>16612064
>No door on earthen oven
>Cooks biscuits off screen
>the "gravy" is watery
That's gonna be a nope from me, chief.

>> No.16619175

>>16612795
Kashigata style molds for wagashi most likely.

>> No.16619178

>>16618835
>tranny moment

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>>16612824

>30
>pokemon cakes

You just know he looks like this.

>> No.16619516

>>16619183
those are doughtnuts you insulation-eating retard

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>>16613465

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>>16611607
WTF BROS?!!!?!?!1!

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>>16611597
Nice, my bf makes me the good food

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>>16612137
>>16613614
>>16615886
>>16615966

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>>16616282
i love this picture

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>> No.16622450

>>16613316
>>16613431
>”lulululelele epic based keklelkeklel”