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webm thread Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:29:11 2021 No.16630743 [Reply] [Original]

time to post those weird ass food related webms

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:29:37 2021 No.16630745 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, american quisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:30:40 2021 No.16630751 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, molecular cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:32:44 2021 No.16630755 File: 2.70 MB, 720x404, ching chong breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:33:14 2021 No.16630756 >>16630751 >three posts in based ja/ck/er

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:33:49 2021 No.16630761 File: 2.93 MB, 640x640, bentobox.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:34:53 2021 No.16630770 File: 1.45 MB, 540x360, almost home.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:35:58 2021 No.16630778 File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, recycle for better planet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:45:57 2021 No.16630814 >>16630770 Mr. Lahey you are FUCKED

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:51:15 2021 No.16630831 >>16630755 This is fucked up to watch for me because cephalopods are intelligent

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:53:10 2021 No.16630839 >>16630831 yeah I've seen similar done with octopi, Asians are fucked up

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:55:46 2021 No.16630852 >>16630831 Intelligent as in sly, not intelligent as in ensouled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 17:58:13 2021 No.16630858 >>16630839 They definitely have some barbaric eating habits. And a weird fetish for tentacles. Not to say western industrialized farming is much better, but it can be if the animals are treated well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 18:33:09 2021 No.16631003 >>16630831 not without a head they're not

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 31 23:26:09 2021 No.16632328 >>16630852 >ensouled holy shit, you don't actually believe in souls do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 01:21:17 2021 No.16632838 >>16630755 Do people jack off to this or something? The fuck is wrong with people?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 01:33:20 2021 No.16632862 >>16630755 I want to beat this bitch over the head with a piece of heavy mining equipment

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 01:36:03 2021 No.16632866 >>16630831 If they were intelligent, they wouldn't have gotten caught.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 01:38:19 2021 No.16632872 >>16632838 I could easily jack off to her messily gorging herself. Unfortunately it's coupled with her toturing animals and while I have many fetishes, that's not one of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 01:38:46 2021 No.16632873 >>16630755 literally there is nothing wrong with what she's doing. all the crybabies cryin make me SICK.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 01:39:01 2021 No.16632874 >>16632328 How did you get through the captcha, robot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 01:48:08 2021 No.16632891 >>16630745 my dick at 0:14

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 05:09:44 2021 No.16633280 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, big scallop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 05:10:53 2021 No.16633284 File: 1.94 MB, 720x404, why stand?.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 08:36:36 2021 No.16633724 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, ostrich egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16630743 looks more like Australia

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 08:37:43 2021 No.16633727 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1624493959382.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Sep 1 08:42:00 2021 No.16633734

>>16632873
it's not just killing and eating an animal that bothers a lot of people, but that she's intentionally messing with them and prolonging their discomfort for the videos. in one video she just throws a fish onto the floor so she can overreact to it flopping around. and you can tell it wasn't an accident because it was set up to the have a random tank in the middle of the floor nowhere near anything else just to do that. i don't think people should get paid to fuck around with animals before killing them like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 08:46:46 2021 No.16633749 >>16630743 Isn't that abbos who start wildfires to hunt and then blame it on global warming bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 08:50:58 2021 No.16633756 >>16633724 JESUS, some-fucking-body buy these people a frying pan! What a waste of food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 08:58:41 2021 No.16633776 >>16633727 thanks bro this gives me motivation to keep exercising

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 09:09:37 2021 No.16633794 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1617393602913.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16630755

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 11:27:23 2021 No.16634133 File: 2.52 MB, 1920x1080, Meme knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 11:29:06 2021 No.16634136 File: 1.73 MB, 1920x1080, happy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 11:38:21 2021 No.16634151 >>16630761 i hate asians so fucking much

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 11:40:21 2021 No.16634153 >>16633727 wot is that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 12:41:41 2021 No.16634329 >>16634153 Pus. American farming animals get a lot of infections and sometimes antibiotics don't cure all infections.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 12:45:14 2021 No.16634339 >>16634151 Lmao what's wrong with that,its literally meat and rice

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 12:48:00 2021 No.16634344 >>16630831 they can't even do math

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 12:49:34 2021 No.16634352 >>16634136 those walls are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 12:59:30 2021 No.16634381 >>16634339 the way they cover their mouth when they laugh is retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:07:50 2021 No.16634415 >>16634153 A cyst or an abscess, basically a big bubble of pus and/or abnormal tissues surrounded by skin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:09:32 2021 No.16634425 >>16633727 Why is he squeezing it out instead of throwing it away? They're not actually going to serve that to someone are they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:12:53 2021 No.16634438 >>16630751 anyone have the one with the pancakes ? first is completely uncooked while the last is charred

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:21:28 2021 No.16634466 >>16630743 Australian abbo I think, not African.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:21:51 2021 No.16634467 >>16634381 It's cute desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:23:53 2021 No.16634471 >>16634467 no its cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:36:45 2021 No.16634513 >>16634381 Oh yeah, but that's just a w*man thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:43:19 2021 No.16634526 >>16633794 When she bites the penis tendril

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:45:42 2021 No.16634531 >>16634136 The fuck is that contraption? It's so much slower than the usual robot-coupe veggie shredder. Is there some "cuts just like by hand" meme involved?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:45:49 2021 No.16634532 >>16630745 >10% mehr Oh the irony that this isnt even an american. Get btfo europoors. Im american, in better shape than ANY of the exchange students i've encountered, and this video made my stomach turn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:47:28 2021 No.16634537 File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, bread ride.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:53:00 2021 No.16634559 >>16632874 Degenerate

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 13:59:12 2021 No.16634577 >>16630743 More humane then chinks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 14:10:04 2021 No.16634602 >>16633724 >>16633756 Cut the hole in the top, put it buy the fire,

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 14:29:33 2021 No.16634673 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, meat market.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 14:37:54 2021 No.16634699 >>16634531 the machine is called happy, the tag is unreadable due to webm compression

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 14:41:40 2021 No.16634715 >>16634673 Meat Eaters are psycopaths!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 14:45:23 2021 No.16634732 >>16633794 Well at least it's dead

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 14:45:33 2021 No.16634733 >>16634602 They probably want to preserve the shell whole for water storage. A flat rock or even some leaves would have helped keep the sand out, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 14:56:06 2021 No.16634764 >>16634673 I always ask myself the same question, if they all eat the leftovers, en masse, who is eating all that much fucking actual meat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 15:01:20 2021 No.16634787 >>16630743 how would Ramsay improve this recipe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 15:24:51 2021 No.16634862 >>16634787 Add an assload of olive oil

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 15:26:53 2021 No.16634871 >>16634381 It's because japanese women are smart enough to know men hate to see them open their mouths

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 15:28:07 2021 No.16634874 >>16634787 He'd call the cook a donkey and send her to the blue team.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 15:48:51 2021 No.16634919 >>16634381 It's probably due to women in Japan having horrible dental hygiene. Orthodontistry never caught on in Japan, until now. Yet now they're using it for yaeba, to make crooked teeth because they think it's cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 15:50:28 2021 No.16634928 >>16630751 When your batter is so poorly made that it's a non-Newtonian fluid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 16:00:17 2021 No.16634959 File: 57 KB, 750x736, 974647964764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16634919 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG2h67SQL60 >its real

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 16:01:02 2021 No.16634961 >>16634425 for the camera

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 16:12:19 2021 No.16635000 >>16630743 mmm..... yeah, I'm thinking based.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 16:17:12 2021 No.16635016 >>16633284 fuck is in that oven? it looks like a plastic bag full of meat.

Anonymous Wed Sep 1 16:19:53 2021 No.16635029

>>16634928
isn't that pure kino? Like unless he'd seen the same meme-articles and videos we all have he might be completely unaware what's going on. I know what it is but I surely couldn't just whip up a non-newtonian slurry even accidentally. It's like in another world, another time, this COULD have led to a scientific breakthrough.

Like if you had some mock-cooking-show where the buffoon of a host fucked up his chicken by making a non-newtonian batter and nearly losing his spatula in it, that would be Emmy-consideration comedy writing. He's just, genuinely, that tremendous an ass. I will always take the time to laugh at this.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 16:39:28 2021 No.16635117 >>16635105 Me on the left.

Anonymous Wed Sep 1 16:52:25 2021 No.16635155
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>>16634928
>>16635029
I don't know why his is brown, but that sort of cornstarch batter pretty common in Chinese cooking. You have to jam your hand in to actually mix anything though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 16:55:45 2021 No.16635168 File: 1.40 MB, 640x360, counting sheep.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 18:11:50 2021 No.16635484 >>16630755 What the fuck is wrong with her eyes and nose and cheeks it looks like they're about to fall off kind of like an 80 year old who has had multiple face lifts

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 18:13:27 2021 No.16635489 File: 784 KB, 250x296, breakingbad-science[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16630751 THE webm posted already

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 18:51:31 2021 No.16635639 >>16634602 it would take hours to cook an egg that size, just a regular chicken egg takes about 10-15 minutes to fully cook when boiled

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 21:44:57 2021 No.16636323 requesting the round meal webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 21:48:42 2021 No.16636337 File: 51 KB, 413x243, 1547223412297.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16630743 when you get to eat food cooked in dirt to prove you're not racist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 21:57:13 2021 No.16636364 >>16630831 I can't feel sorry for the squid

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 21:59:05 2021 No.16636369 Can I post a video of a dog in the orient being prepared to cook? I am not sure of the backword and/or hidden rules here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 22:10:17 2021 No.16636394 >>16630745 posts some fat german chick and calls it American. Living rent free in your head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 22:20:06 2021 No.16636418 Still waiting about the dog killing/preparation...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 22:22:47 2021 No.16636427 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, jack31.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 22:37:44 2021 No.16636458 >>16636369 Those get deleted pretty fast, you’ll have to start a chink hate thread on pol

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 22:51:51 2021 No.16636496 >>16634928 Wow, very smart science man. :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 23:48:23 2021 No.16636676 >>16634537 naked gun intro music

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 23:53:14 2021 No.16636697 >>16633727 Squeeze as much as you like, with my cholesterol levels you'll never get rid of it all! My heart is 50/50 organ muscle and fat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 23:54:07 2021 No.16636701 >>16636427 he has to be the world's greatest troll, there's no other explanation

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 00:25:23 2021 No.16636817 File: 2.88 MB, 853x480, 1600347547078.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16636701 You mean the world's greatest chef, surely?

Anonymous Thu Sep 2 00:35:12 2021 No.16636853

>>16636817
>In the year 2000, We launched our line of sauces that were like no other. Sauces that were thick and sweet and wouldn't fall through the barbeque grill when applied.

>We put the sauces in a few Kerr jars and took it to an established local butcher shop. We asked them to sample the flavors out to customers. After 7 days went by, we checked in to see the results. The butcher said the sauces were a major success. Not only that, but he had a list of customers that wanted to buy the sauces by the case load.

>The butcher said that every customer who tried it said -"These are the best sauces I've ever tasted". Hence the name, "The Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste"

>We immediately launched the company GiveMe Foods (GMF) and began producing the sauce in mass amounts.

>GiveMe Foods has a line of sauces including BBQ, Hot BBQ, Teriyaki, Caribbean Jerk & Gourmet Seasoning.

>They all are THE BEST YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

No fucking way its real.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 01:37:57 2021 No.16637044 >>16632874 based

Anonymous Thu Sep 2 01:41:47 2021 No.16637049
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>>16630743
>He wanders these sacred fields as the storm brews and looms ever so closer
>The storm is angry and upset
>For the man who wanders has eaten all of the frog legs

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 04:16:09 2021 No.16637425 >>16630761 you could get this much meat for $50 max at your local butcher, holy shit what a waste of money

Anonymous Thu Sep 2 04:20:56 2021 No.16637438
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>>16633724
Jesus christ his face lmao, you can tell he's barely holding it together. Side note: wouldn't literally anything besides fucking sand work better? coals, bark, a fucking rock even?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:18:49 2021 No.16638033 >>16634133 what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:19:42 2021 No.16638035 >>16636676 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:30:55 2021 No.16638059 >>16635105 egg palace

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:32:10 2021 No.16638061 >>16634959 >why yes, i'd love being unable to eat properly!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:34:59 2021 No.16638070 >>16630745 >pures leben >American based retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:38:51 2021 No.16638090 >>16633724 >why does everyone look confused

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:39:53 2021 No.16638094 >>16633727 >me after anything spicy

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:40:24 2021 No.16638097 >>16636817 >bean dip >NO BEANS

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:43:59 2021 No.16638103 >>16630745 >last meal before execution

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:49:31 2021 No.16638118 >>16630778 meanwhile filipino diaspora in the US >yeah nigga we filipinos & shit our food and swag is the best nigga

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:49:40 2021 No.16638119 >>16634764 I would say they either export it because other countries will pay more than starving peasants, or the richer people get to eat meat, probably both but yeah its a good question honestly

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:50:13 2021 No.16638121 >>16630743 It seems odd to me to kill something you are going to eat that way, you will damage the meat, chop it's head off instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:53:27 2021 No.16638131 File: 2.79 MB, 853x480, 1607753953630.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638097 >christmas crack >NO CRACK

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:55:58 2021 No.16638141 >>16638121 they are essentialy apes, if you want to kill something small the first instinct is to grab it and smash it on the ground over and over

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:57:09 2021 No.16638143 >>16635105 Alright I'll ask. How does he get out?>>16635117

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:57:20 2021 No.16638144 File: 1.27 MB, 1280x720, 3456534656543543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638061

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:58:55 2021 No.16638148 >>16634381 they have ugly teeth, its a good thing they cover their mouths, i wish all people with fucked up teeth would do that

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 09:59:56 2021 No.16638151 >>16638144 some of these scenes feel like a weird porno

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 10:41:07 2021 No.16638295 >>16638131 Surerly theres a faster way to lay those out, bringing the bowl closer or picking up multiple at once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 10:51:44 2021 No.16638327 >>16637049 motherfucker didn't leave any for Charles

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 11:10:54 2021 No.16638387 >>16638295 He had a stroke from overeating and has made zero dietary changes. He may not have the same cracker arrangement skills you and i possess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 13:19:37 2021 No.16638754 File: 2.80 MB, 853x480, 1619290026940.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638387 That's factually incorrect. Jack has swapped to HEALTHY keto diet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 14:10:08 2021 No.16639013 >>16638387 >>16638754 >>16638131 >>16636817 >>16636427 Are his recent recipes (from this year and the last) any good/worth trying? Are they at least less shit than his older ones?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 14:33:56 2021 No.16639095 File: 2.22 MB, 400x400, 1630607176217.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 14:42:59 2021 No.16639122 >>16639095 I hope they used real taxidermied raccoon arms. Detached from the torso of course

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 18:47:10 2021 No.16639971 >>16633724 >spends all that time carefully putting a hole in the top of the egg >dumps it out on the ground anyway They either choose to live like savages or they deserve that lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 19:30:53 2021 No.16640131 File: 2.91 MB, 1280x720, Cooking with AiAi Banana Milkshake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 19:31:26 2021 No.16640134 File: 2.86 MB, 920x516, Who's Eating Who.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16630755

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 19:38:19 2021 No.16640159 >>16640134 she absolutely deserved it poor octopus

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 19:38:46 2021 No.16640161 File: 2.93 MB, 540x302, Mega Bake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 20:02:08 2021 No.16640233 >>16639095 >it's just >>16630778

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 20:23:43 2021 No.16640311 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, Krispy Kreme Challenge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 20:36:25 2021 No.16640362 >>16635484 plastic surgery and a face filter, very common among women on social media, many such cases.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 20:41:53 2021 No.16640381 File: 272 KB, 402x486, 1436583643047.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16633284 It really gets to the point where you can't even stay standing. These people are mentally unhealthy and need help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 20:44:05 2021 No.16640384 >>16640311 >that immediate regret at the end kek women are so stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 20:49:58 2021 No.16640407 >>16640131 needs rum

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 20:54:27 2021 No.16640433 >>16630778 genuinely the worst race even mud pies and gutter oil isn't this bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 21:14:06 2021 No.16640510 File: 52 KB, 423x550, Dastardly duke of the soup tank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16635105 I challenge thee, sire!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 21:16:47 2021 No.16640529 >>16638754 someone calculated this abomination at being like 3k calories per serving

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 21:18:42 2021 No.16640536 >>16639013 as others have said, strokes and bad eating have derided his mind, his new shit is legit worse than all the old gifs that get reposted

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 2 21:22:46 2021 No.16640554 File: 289 KB, 320x564, 1627382396942.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638143 A simple 360 my dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 00:45:35 2021 No.16641280 >>16640529 A man's gotta eat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 03:13:18 2021 No.16641641 File: 2.57 MB, 853x480, milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 03:14:24 2021 No.16641642 File: 1.82 MB, 853x480, raw.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 03:20:02 2021 No.16641651 >>16640554 >Welcome to Hell, yes, you have to eat all the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 03:20:35 2021 No.16641652 >>16640131 Aww, this is cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 03:35:53 2021 No.16641686 File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, sous vide beater.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16640161 I guess a pizza cutter isn't considered a unitasker, Alton?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 03:40:08 2021 No.16641693 >>16637049 >manlet

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 04:03:32 2021 No.16641741 File: 8 KB, 298x153, 2k get.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638131 First time I've seen him make something edible, but why the fuck would you make it toothpaste coloured. Captcha get

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 04:18:16 2021 No.16641778 >>16638131 why he only use his laft hand?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 04:21:55 2021 No.16641787 >>16640510 how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 04:24:12 2021 No.16641794 >>16636427 The stroke The evenly placed meat The chaos The phone in the meat container Jesus what the fuck is up with ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 04:26:53 2021 No.16641799 >>16633284 i'm /fit/ and i literally put a chair down when i'm making a dark roux

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 04:27:57 2021 No.16641801 >>16640384 That's how they always look after sex. It's probably a gesture of intense satisfaction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 04:37:58 2021 No.16641813 >>16641787 big ladle

Anonymous Fri Sep 3 05:48:06 2021 No.16641969

>>16633749
>Isn't that abbos who start wildfires to hunt
yes

>and then blame it on global warming bullshit?
no.
i live in australia and have had abo friends and got taught some of this abo shit in school and literally no one has ever brought global warming into the same sentence. abos have been hunting this way for 10s of thousands of years, lets say 1 tribe owns a massive area they will stay in one place till they have pretty much eaten everything they can and then they set it on fire and move onto the next area and they keep doing this in a circular fashion so in a few years they end up back were they started and the entire area has rejuvenated and is a paradise of food and resources ready for the abos to rape and destroy once again.

very simple and very effective, and they can afford to do this because of how sparsely populated australia was even back then, like its very close to the same size as america but the highest population it ever had was 25mil.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 05:56:49 2021 No.16641994 >>16641641 based as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 05:58:28 2021 No.16641998 >>16641642 she's right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 06:05:04 2021 No.16642013 >>16630755 this is your based asian trad wife yellow fever fags

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 06:40:19 2021 No.16642074 >>16630755 This is not the hentqi i was looking for

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 08:10:26 2021 No.16642258 >>16630770 The lord of liquor denied him sanctuary

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 08:11:08 2021 No.16642263 >>16641641 >>16641642 Nipponese on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 08:13:53 2021 No.16642270 >>16638143 Easy but not without breaking all the eggs

Anonymous Fri Sep 3 08:16:23 2021 No.16642279
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>>16630743
Nothing wrong with eating a lizard but they put zero fucking effort into the cooking.
Don't clean it out first and just toss it directly on the fire. How about a hot rock or a spit or something ffs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 08:22:23 2021 No.16642290 >>16641778 he had a stroke

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 08:26:03 2021 No.16642304 File: 514 KB, 874x491, 1520955114711.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16641686 >plastic cutlery

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 08:40:06 2021 No.16642340 File: 2.88 MB, 640x362, tamagohan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16641641

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 08:54:11 2021 No.16642375 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, Cutting pizza at very high speed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16641686 You can cut all kinds of things with it, any bread or flat food really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 08:57:53 2021 No.16642387 >>16636427 how does this fat retard get the money for all this shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 09:02:36 2021 No.16642395 File: 131 KB, 307x287, 1630643952523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16640381 If I was that much of a fatass I'd do the same. Why bother when you have 10 years left to live at that point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 09:05:53 2021 No.16642404 >>16634133 what am i missing here, seems like normal knife, he's just sharpening it like a fool

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 09:08:04 2021 No.16642412 >>16636817 he forgot the velveeta

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 09:10:58 2021 No.16642424 File: 2.78 MB, 1076x1080, fall sangria.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 09:12:30 2021 No.16642427 >>16640134 On the internet, octapus eats you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 09:15:06 2021 No.16642434 File: 2.85 MB, 200x234, 1627250407126.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16630761 $2,800 for meme beef

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 10:08:17 2021 No.16642605 >>16642375 >>16642375 bullshit he could have turned the feed rate up way more and had it work i bet

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 10:55:08 2021 No.16642748 File: 2.92 MB, 853x480, Quarantine Chili.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16636427

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 10:59:46 2021 No.16642759 >>16642387 His wife pays for everything

Anonymous Fri Sep 3 11:17:22 2021 No.16642801

>>16633724
If chimps figured out fire this is how they'd cook. Just throw the whole thing directly on the fire and burn the fuck out of it. No cleaning whatsoever. Oh and then you serve it on a rock with another rock for your utensil.

Truly caveman-tier.

>>	:momiji: Fri Sep 3 11:33:08 2021 No.16642845 >>16633734 In the webm she didn't fuck with it though. It was dead after beheading. Just reacted to the salt or something I forget how it works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 11:36:07 2021 No.16642853 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Perfect scrambled eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 12:15:53 2021 No.16642957 >>16630831 more intelligent than niggers for sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 12:17:59 2021 No.16642961 File: 2.68 MB, 800x450, We live and die by your orders Boss.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16630831

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 12:55:04 2021 No.16643066 >>16640134 where is the full video?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 13:17:14 2021 No.16643140 >>16640529 >3k per serving highly unlikely id estimate the whole pot at 4-5K calories which could be divided into prob 6-8 servings still calorically dense but not that far out of the ordinary of course this is jack so that prob is one serving

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 13:19:40 2021 No.16643152 >>16642853 Dat hair, doe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 13:24:29 2021 No.16643169 >>16634329 Obsessed

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 13:29:37 2021 No.16643186 >>16633724 Are they fucking with him? Why would any tribe cook this way? Someone along the line would think "You know what, I would like to eat my eggs without fucking dirt in it." and choose to cook them on a pot instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 13:32:34 2021 No.16643196 >>16637425 Its waygu you retard. You're not getting all that for 50 bucks.

Anonymous Fri Sep 3 13:41:10 2021 No.16643230 [DELETED]

>>16630755
A squid's brain is in between their eyes so they were fully alive and aware while she poured sauce over them. That wasn't a reflex response, they were in agony. Kinda like if someone just ripped out your heart and lungs, you would still be alive for a bit.

Anonymous Fri Sep 3 13:48:36 2021 No.16643261

>>16642845
No, the squid was 100% aware as to what was happening to it. Their brain is in the middle of their eyes so cutting off the mantle will not kill them. Them moving around wasn't a chemical reaction to the sauce, they were literally writhing in agony.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 14:04:53 2021 No.16643311 >>16639095 >Cooking with a Filthy Fucking Raccoon Not going to lie, I'd probably watch it. Could be chucklesome if it followed a YSAC-type of format.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 14:08:59 2021 No.16643325 >>16640134 >tinyass cut on cheek >REEE SHUT THE VIDEO OFF I'VE BEEN DISFIGURED WAAAAAAH Is this a gook women thing or just a women thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 15:01:19 2021 No.16643552 >>16643325 Women

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 15:36:36 2021 No.16643679 >>16637049 Why does he look like a giant baby?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 15:49:20 2021 No.16643708 >>16633724 This is fucking retarded humans had cooking pots since 10k BC or some shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 16:04:02 2021 No.16643750 >>16637438 Must not offend the noble brown people or the whitoids watching will seethe

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 16:07:41 2021 No.16643773 >>16643196 >justifying paying $2,800 for 9lbs of fucking beef >calling others retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 16:17:20 2021 No.16643808 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 8 Filet-O-Fish Eaten in 60 Seconds - Matt Stonie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 16:34:17 2021 No.16643866 >>16641813 hearty kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 16:36:31 2021 No.16643875 >>16641799 dark roux, i get. this guy is just waiting infront of his oven like there's a tv there or sum

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 16:38:38 2021 No.16643881 >>16641998 She really is. Most fish have worms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 16:39:54 2021 No.16643883 >>16633794 this give anyone else huge dystopian vibes? like this would be entertainment in a satirical movie about how evil and hedonistic humans are in the future, it's just surreal that people make this shit and others watch it for enjoyment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 16:51:05 2021 No.16643930 >>16643881 If you are going to eat raw fish, sashimi is the way to go. The slices are cut thin enough that the cook can see any worms and remove em.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 18:28:38 2021 No.16644292 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, garlic mushrooms.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 18:33:51 2021 No.16644314 >>16644292 >using the same ladle to dip out everything this upsets me

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 19:11:33 2021 No.16644500 >>16630755 Based, post the full video.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 19:17:19 2021 No.16644518 >>16630743 They look abo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 19:23:39 2021 No.16644543 >>16630743 Yes these "humans" never mastered how to hunt properly once they learned how to make fire. They simply start bushfires and eat the animal that died as a result. Yes really. We're all equal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 19:25:56 2021 No.16644553 >>16643883 She looks extremeley uncomfortable, too. Almost in pain sometimes. I think she thinks she's doing comedic mugging, but it comes across more like that soup guy video or A Serbian Film.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 22:01:21 2021 No.16645226 >>16630761 >$2800 for $300 worth of beef Do Japs really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 22:53:40 2021 No.16645435 >>16633794 This bitch is well funny, her webms are great. Only makes it better that it triggers all these fucking whiney reditfags lmao fucking crybabies

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 22:55:10 2021 No.16645443 >>16645435 Go to bed, Chang. You've fulfilled your mandated CCP posts already.

Anonymous Fri Sep 3 22:59:25 2021 No.16645457

>>16645443
What does that even mean? Fucking ewtard boring bastard from redit. So boring you just repeat things you e seen others post but you don't even make sense.
Bet you're an ugly manlet as well ahahaha with you stubby little legs. Boring, ugly manlet, how truly pathetic you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 23:04:23 2021 No.16645473 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 23:04:58 2021 No.16645478 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, corndog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 23:05:34 2021 No.16645479 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 23:07:18 2021 No.16645486 >>16645473 >>16645478 >>16645479 Holy shit a time traveler! Dude, I should let you know, 2016 is gonna be a weird year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 23:08:44 2021 No.16645494 File: 802 KB, 1280x720, jack betrayal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 23:09:52 2021 No.16645496 >>16640134 all octopi are venomous

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 3 23:49:25 2021 No.16645655 >>16642961 >instantly lose their camouflage from dying that's actually pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 00:06:04 2021 No.16645708 >>16643773 >shit-tier reading comprehension >Reddit spacing Checks out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 00:55:17 2021 No.16645847 >>16641799 you can just do a dark roux in the oven and stir it every 15 min

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 01:00:48 2021 No.16645863 >>16645494 Rumour has it, after this little incident he choked his son so bad that his arm went limp

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 01:03:44 2021 No.16645870 >>16640554 >We have top hens looking into it >Who? >Top. Hens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 05:04:33 2021 No.16646439 >>16644314 Standard practice in wok kitchens

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 05:53:36 2021 No.16646520 >>16636394 It's an american recipe though, you retard american

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 06:06:07 2021 No.16646539 >>16633724 Surely the tribe went like "Ok, so some burger or bong is gonna come watch us cook so lets fuck with him and make him eat egg sand or some shit." And now they have a story for generations how they tricked some white idiot to eat dirt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 06:08:08 2021 No.16646544 >>16635029 Anyone can accidentally make a non-Newtonian fluid using cornstarch. It takes very little effort, all you have to do is add too much starch for the volume of water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 06:09:13 2021 No.16646550 >>16635155 Ah, he missed a step! He was supposed to add all the chicken at once and the juice from the chicken would thin it out just enough to coat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 06:10:49 2021 No.16646552 >>16636701 You can tell he's not a troll because he's fat. Fat people are never trolling, they're just stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 06:12:06 2021 No.16646555 >>16646539 The background characters do seem to be smirking oddly, but maybe camera crews look funny to them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 06:13:33 2021 No.16646557 >>16646544 Yeah, anyone can accidentally make it. Only a fucking retard would not fix it with a splash of water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 06:24:08 2021 No.16646574 File: 842 KB, 720x404, 1440066946341.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16630778 >"off the beaten path" travelfags gobble this shit up and rant and rave about authentic cuisine and how worldly and sophisticated they are

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 06:32:26 2021 No.16646587 >>16630743 that's not africa that's an aboriginal woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 06:39:41 2021 No.16646601 >>16646574 No they don't. I hate travelfags myself, but not for that reason. How many examples of that happening do you have?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 07:10:09 2021 No.16646650 >>16642340 >putting your lips to the bowl and slurping Do Japs really? Why not just use a spoon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 07:17:46 2021 No.16646669 File: 120 KB, 1024x768, 1628757321270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16646587 > Just havin' a bit of a dreamtime

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 07:27:54 2021 No.16646687 >>16646601 >>>/trv/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 07:35:12 2021 No.16646708 >>16630745 Germany is the fattest European country

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 07:51:27 2021 No.16646742 >>16646539 Ypu wish those sub-humans would be as witty as that. Truth is they're not. Thats why they're dirt people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 08:22:51 2021 No.16646803 File: 125 KB, 639x469, 1619980865959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16640134 >I am disfigured

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 11:21:07 2021 No.16647292 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, long life noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 11:51:23 2021 No.16647390 >>16642748 this same asshole got massively butthurt he didn't win his church's chili cookoff

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 11:54:18 2021 No.16647399 File: 2.98 MB, 540x302, sausage casings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16647390 It was rigged!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 11:57:22 2021 No.16647408 >>16634928 audible guffaw

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 12:44:17 2021 No.16647553 >>16641651 >We already know what happened >That's why you have to eat this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 13:00:08 2021 No.16647603 >>16642404 >sharpening it like a fool it's amazing how you can convince people of anything if you just repeat it enough. but guess humans are pretty lazy and don't want to do their own research.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 13:01:56 2021 No.16647609 >>16638148 lol wtf deal with it or stop staring people in their mouths you autistic fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 14:01:09 2021 No.16647822 File: 46 KB, 800x450, bzugpcv62ziqoaa2t3iw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16636676

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 14:09:37 2021 No.16647846 at least she demonstrates enough sense to kill it before cooking it, which is too much to ask for some folks

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 14:22:26 2021 No.16647900 >>16642404 hes destroying a nice knife

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 14:24:40 2021 No.16647909 >>16640161 Just a light snack

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 14:38:45 2021 No.16647941 File: 34 KB, 474x373, live_crab_vending_machine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16640134

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 14:44:39 2021 No.16647957 >>16642957 This. I'd enjoy it more if chinks were eating them instead of octopi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 14:48:23 2021 No.16647974 >>16643708 "Humans" is the key word here

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 14:49:37 2021 No.16647979 >>16635639 >a regular chicken egg takes about 10-15 minutes to fully cook when boiled 5 to softboil, 10 to hardboil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 14:55:32 2021 No.16648001 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, ostrich egg breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 14:59:36 2021 No.16648019 >>16642748 Logo containing stylized version of one's own face seems to be something that soyboys do a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 15:05:14 2021 No.16648044 >>16648001 It looks stupid, but if this feeds 4 to 6, it's a pretty good price if this is meant to be a good restaurant

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 15:05:34 2021 No.16648047 >>16648001 You know, I bet you could imitate this with several yolks and whites from a chicken. Obviously the "yolk" wouldn't be "intact", but some people like to pop it, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 15:20:31 2021 No.16648112 >>16642853 did this a few times, disguisting normal scrambled eggs (egg whites done, egg yolk fluid, then scrambled as you take it off) way superior

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 15:27:29 2021 No.16648137 >>16640131 HOW THEE FUCKCC DID HE CUT THE BANANAS WITH A SLAP?????

Anonymous Sat Sep 4 15:28:14 2021 No.16648141

>>16648047
I've got this recipe saved from some medieval cookbook:
A dish made from 30 or 40 eggs
In order to make a dish from 30 eggs or 40 in form of one big egg, you must take two pig's bladders, one of them smaller than the other. Rinse them carefully inside. Then take the eggs, remove the shells, and separate the whites from the yolks. Take the small pig's bladder, mix the yolks and put them into the smaller bladder, until the bladder is full. Tie the bladder up carefully and give it into a pot. Let it boil, until the big yolk becomes solid. Then take away the bladder from the big yolk. Take the bigger bladder and cut a hole in it, big enough to put in the big yolk. Sew up this hole in the bigger bladder with the big yolk within. Then you have to mix up the white of the eggs. Take a funnel, put it into the opening hole of the bigger bladder and pour the white of the eggs on top of the yolk within the bigger bladder, so that the bladder is filled. Tie it up, put it into the pot and let it boil once more. The white of the eggs will boil around the big yolk, and there will be one big egg. You can serve it with a sauce of vinegar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 15:33:33 2021 No.16648175 >>16639013 >>16640536 Check for yourself, but yea he doesn't have use of on of his arms, his wife sometimes adds and mixes the ingredients and you can tell she just wants to murder him, real morbid shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 15:34:34 2021 No.16648183 >>16648112 >normal scrambled eggs (egg whites done, egg yolk fluid, then scrambled as you take it off) what the fuck anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 16:11:47 2021 No.16648362 >>16648141 >we gave up this level of innovation in exchange for democracy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 16:28:32 2021 No.16648411 >>16634919 >It's probably due to women in Japan having horrible dental hygiene No, it's some honor thing dating back centuries. They think it's vulgar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 16:32:20 2021 No.16648426 >>16630751 >t. non-newtonian cooking with jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 17:38:51 2021 No.16648686 >>16648001 >4-6 people Eeeeheheheheheh

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 17:54:15 2021 No.16648748 >>16633280 Imagine putting a dick in this beaut

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 18:01:19 2021 No.16648771 >>16634537 ngl kinda feels like a half-life level

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 18:05:32 2021 No.16648781 >>16640134 Based octochad

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 18:18:09 2021 No.16648829 File: 6 KB, 250x250, 1630731880227s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16642279 this grill job was no better tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 18:18:38 2021 No.16648831 File: 334 KB, 461x418, 1526168447751-sp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16633724 >animal planet

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 18:21:05 2021 No.16648840 >>16645457 kek this reads like your typical incoherent bugman rambling - sad!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 18:27:43 2021 No.16648877 >>16639095 this is actually a delicacy in the Philippines

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 18:29:40 2021 No.16648885 >>16640134 >my ancestors are smiling at me bugman, can you say the same?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 18:29:44 2021 No.16648886 File: 444 KB, 620x795, basal warping.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16630743 that's australia retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 18:31:14 2021 No.16648895 >>16643708 >>16647974 Khoisans are literally more human than anything in Europe or West Africa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 18:35:05 2021 No.16648910 >>16634513 *womxn, bigot

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 19:21:43 2021 No.16649098 >>16646574 Gordon is such a fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 19:34:02 2021 No.16649126 File: 99 KB, 2000x550, AR-308269982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16638131 delicious

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 19:59:46 2021 No.16649219 File: 2.86 MB, 853x480, Garbage Chile.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16641778 He had a 2nd stroke 2 year ago that paralyzed him from his right side and this cretin refuse to do any rehab because "jesus will heal him"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 20:43:51 2021 No.16649369 File: 2.97 MB, 640x360, pandanasli.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 20:46:14 2021 No.16649379 File: 2.09 MB, 640x360, maybe mushrooms and some kind of tofu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 23:01:17 2021 No.16649908 >>16649219 so he's a mental cripple as well as a physical one

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 23:39:23 2021 No.16650037 >>16634764 1.3 billion. That's how much people are in China. In America, there's only 320 million.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 23:40:24 2021 No.16650043 >>16638143 fuck off reddit

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 23:42:20 2021 No.16650051 >>16634532 The fattest employee we've ever hired was a Scottish exchange student kek Also American here

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 23:42:41 2021 No.16650053 >>16649369 That actually looks nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 23:43:16 2021 No.16650058 >>16650037 There resides literally not one human being in either China or America.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 4 23:44:09 2021 No.16650060 >>16641801 anon I...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 00:09:29 2021 No.16650140 File: 65 KB, 500x666, pig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16630831 so are pigs and cows, you know

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 00:47:44 2021 No.16650274 >>16650037 You think chinks are people?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 04:51:27 2021 No.16650875 File: 2.67 MB, 480x360, apple prep.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 05:09:09 2021 No.16650914 File: 2.21 MB, 425x755, mixing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 05:14:24 2021 No.16650928 File: 814 KB, 640x360, potato bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 08:49:44 2021 No.16651314 >>16630778 was thikning about him hours ago when i was eating some leftovers, i hope he is doing ok

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 09:15:19 2021 No.16651405 >>16647603 >>16647900 i have never cooked in my life please explain what is happening here >>16634133

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 09:39:41 2021 No.16651501 >>16651405 you are supposed to season your knife, he is removing the knife seasoning by doing that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 09:39:53 2021 No.16651502 >>16648829 >completely missing the point

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 09:48:47 2021 No.16651541 >>16643261 >No, the squid was 100% aware Squids are not sentient in the way humans are dicklick. They aren't "aware" of anything in such a sense as you're implying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 10:09:40 2021 No.16651631 >>16646539 Maybe, few months back in Australia we managed to trick a journo into putting on anti dropbear armor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 10:13:22 2021 No.16651639 >>16647909 It's Pizza and it contains a lot of calories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 10:14:29 2021 No.16651640 >>16638144 The subtitles don't match the caption

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 10:16:37 2021 No.16651649 >>16641969 >literally no one has ever brought global warming into the same sentence because global warming is white peoples fault. If anyone brought it up while talking about abos they would be thrown in jail for racism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 10:27:48 2021 No.16651684 File: 2.76 MB, 428x606, babish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 10:28:27 2021 No.16651687 >>16648001 >costs 65 pounds fucking anglos why are they so good a scamming people what a bunch of cunts

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 10:33:20 2021 No.16651712 >>16651541 Still feel pain though. Are you fine with kicking dogs or setting a cat on fire ? Same thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 10:58:16 2021 No.16651785 >>16651712 you sound like the kind of bitch who'd dislike bullfighting

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 11:04:02 2021 No.16651801 >>16651785 I understand why it's impressive but I just don't see any reason to inflict discomfort onto an animal when it's not necessary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 11:06:57 2021 No.16651815 >>16651785 You sound like a third worlder bugman

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 11:23:11 2021 No.16651879 >>16651684 what a fucking soyboy idiot, my grandma can maneuver the big le creuset potn it's not that heavy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 11:31:19 2021 No.16651919 >>16651801 man measuring himself against noble beast, show of value wouldn't expect yanks to understand the concepts of honor and glory

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 11:33:35 2021 No.16651934 >>16648001 apparently those eggs taste like shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 11:34:41 2021 No.16651939 >>16651934 It's an egg. They all taste the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 11:44:05 2021 No.16651978 >>16651939 Except they don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 11:44:44 2021 No.16651982 >>16651939 egglet detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 11:44:48 2021 No.16651984 >>16630778 I wonder how Gordon Ramsay thinks about this dish

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 11:53:21 2021 No.16652024 File: 2.90 MB, 540x302, Broccoli Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 11:55:35 2021 No.16652035 >>16634673 Nigger chicken

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 12:39:04 2021 No.16652186 >>16641641 >>16641642 Which anime?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 12:40:16 2021 No.16652192 >>16652186 Ghost Slide.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 12:41:26 2021 No.16652197 File: 1.46 MB, 1920x1080, Bomber Jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16649908 he always been

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 13:26:21 2021 No.16652414 >>16648141 honestly this is pretty funny. i can imagine some king or lord having this made in his kitchen and then throwing a feast where he told everyone it was a dragon's egg and they'd believe it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 13:29:17 2021 No.16652427 >>16649369 damn, thought that was going to be a pizza lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 13:45:21 2021 No.16652482 >>16638131 >i came >i saw >i jingled

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 15:14:48 2021 No.16652895 File: 206 KB, 650x607, obese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16646708 Nope

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 5 15:32:03 2021 No.16652961 >>16630745 >american >canned hot dogs

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