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post the best of the worst

>> No.16653449

>>16653438
epic

>> No.16653457
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>>16653438

>> No.16653465

>>16653457
This does not speak well to my maturity, but I started laughing when they just shoved the block of cheddar up in there.

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>>16653464
Did they leave a toothpick in the middle of that

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>>16653464

>> No.16653508

>>16653457
uh, is it a good idea to marinate something like that in a plastic container?

>> No.16653519

>>16653457
That's not how Americans make turkey.
That's how children who grew up with decades of dry newspaper thanksgiving birds make an attempt to give Turkey more flavor but they haven't grown out their grade school lunch and childhood snack food phase.

>> No.16653535

>>16653476
Korean women are hell.

>> No.16653539

>>16653457
What's the appeal of Flamin' Hot Cheetos? They're not spicy and they have a weird flavor.

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>> No.16653572

>>16653539
It's when they introduced the more compact, crunchier cheetos. This is what people actually like about them, without realizing it.

>> No.16653575

>>16653557
>why is there a cost for "flambe" in my receipt?

>> No.16653579

Can someone post the jacks pizza with the tomatoes and anchovies please.

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>>16653539
I guess it adds it's own unique flavor

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>> No.16653665

this thread ruined my day

>> No.16653668

>>16653468
disgusting but because of this, pooinloos have god tier immune systems as they grow up eating food with small traces of feces and other dirty stuff

>> No.16653677

>>16653586
she made "roundmeal"

>> No.16653679
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>>16653665

>> No.16653680

>>16653586
she's gonna win a visit from davis

>> No.16653682

>>16653438
ffs ramsay this time you've taken it too far

>> No.16653698

>>16653679
Guys at Noma really went for the wider audience since the Covid started

>> No.16653705

>>16653679
Is this a person having a mental breakdown? I can't even begin to understand why you wouldn't just do this in a bowl.

>> No.16653708

>>16653680
and tapeworms/e. coli

>> No.16653717

>>16653586
Gen Z scares the shit out of me sometimes. All I can think of is the fact that porn will one day have intros where girls have to win at the 5 cock challenge or the black cock challenge or the mandingo challenge.

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>>16653717
I'm convinced lack of knowledge is not unique to the most recent generation of humans.

>> No.16653755

>>16653705
Nobodies going to eat that. This is what zoomers do, destroy a bunch of food, film it, and complain about how they can’t afford houses.

>> No.16653763

>>16653508
Lack of refrigeration should be the focus here.

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>>16653755
If anything gen z is smart about this. Poors being bad with money has always been a thing, at least the youth is making money by filming their poor choices.

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>>16653755
this

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>> No.16653850

>>16653438

We've permanently changed the cooking game

>> No.16653857

>>16653705
maybe she didn't have a bowl big enough for all that stuff?
as long as the marble countertop is thoroughly cleaned I don't see anything particularly wrong
yeah, it's messy, but if you have to cook pasta for like 20 people without the right equipment...

>> No.16653860

>>16653539
questioning flamin' hot can get you banned for racism outside of /b/ around these parts

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>> No.16653885

>>16653794
>how to cook eggs
>eggs are not cooked
I understand eggs that have been allowed to remain a little runny is preferred, but I don't think this is what they mean.

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>>16653586
I can get real roundmeal at the store for $4.99, way cheaper than making it at home desu

>> No.16653890

>>16653883
>waterlemon chicken

>> No.16653894

>>16653658
I'm not going to lie, I'd try that once

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>>16653883
>>16653890
and pizza

>> No.16653901

>>16653857
>he doesn't own a countertop-size bowl

>> No.16653905

>>16653899
This is what pineapple pizza tastes like to me

>> No.16653909

>>16653473
what is that comic

>> No.16653912

>>16653841
Dear god, I did not understand that these people were such degenerates

>> No.16653919

>>16653705
you need a big bowl for that much spaghetti, like you'd need one of those big 30 pound bowls that come with the large hobart bakery mixers.

>> No.16653925

>>16653901
That is called a trough. I imagine you could eat this by putting your face right in the trough as well.

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>> No.16654189

>>16653750
But we're now coming into generations who have never had to remember anything in their entire life. We can just look up information in seconds when it's needed, and forget it with the knowledge that we can look it up again if we need it again.

>> No.16654208

>>16653476
asians aren't even real

>> No.16654224

>>16653476
Jesus Christ, she doesn't look human

>> No.16654230

>>16653766
>name of webm
You're a faggot for thinking about that, sicko.

>> No.16654244

>>16654072
These food abominations are bad, but at least if you gave me a little piece I might actually eat it. Not so when they add things like fucking cookie dough or nutella. Fuck that noise

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Living things died for this shit

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>>16654245
good lord, that poor baboon was probably killed

>> No.16654282

>>16653478
I want to fuck that midget

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>>16653438

>> No.16654291

>>16653886
>FRESH!

>> No.16654299

>>16653886
>fresh
as opposed to...?

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>>16653883

>> No.16654314

>>16653705
THIS is the majick of VAX-DAMAGE©

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>>16653766
>checked
All it's missing is the wedding ring
>Dat filename Doh...

>> No.16654342

>>16654072
I bet everyone that watches this says "is that fucking cookie dough"

>> No.16654373

>>16653899
too much fucking pepperoni

>> No.16654378

>>16654265
why do they always escalate things into killing each other?

>> No.16654406

>>16654378
you mean people from D.C....i dunno man, lets not make this thread to racey

>> No.16654416

>>16654406
you're right. but it still baffles me

>> No.16654421

>>16653473
The fuck did I just read

>> No.16654423
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>>16653668
the filipinos are the same way

>> No.16654450

>>16653438
I think this person used too much cheese.

>> No.16654452

>>16654342
what is it?

>> No.16654464

>>16653438
More like food bore.

>> No.16654482

>>16653535
look man
she can kill the roaches in the bathroom for me and i'll cook

>> No.16654484

>>16653886
>is that... no way... le quirky heckin CURSED FOOD?!?! Holy smokes thats hilarious LOL

>> No.16654514

>>16653909
Just a comic by this one artist. Goes by CorporateStudi2 now. Used to go by Jerk Douglas. He's probably most famous for Princess Highground.

>> No.16654538

>>16653899
crustlets will seethe

>> No.16654563

>>16653476
Why tf are Asians like this
kill the animal before you eat it, why do they behave this way
I just don't get it

>> No.16654569

>>16653750
Is this real? Not the cannibalism, but the dude thinking it is.

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>>16654423
Dericious!

>> No.16654595
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你好, 4chan.

>> No.16654597

>>16653519
Turkey sucks plain and simple. It is great as an over industrialized lunch meat but when the best part of thanksgiving is all the sides, well....

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Healthy German diet

>> No.16654633

>>16653750
I thought this was a Monty Python skit

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>>16654631
absolute unit

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>>16654641
Holy shit, a hajji tank.

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>>16654631
Those numbers are rookie numbers.

>> No.16654666

>>16653766
it's been 2 minutes and I am still chuckling

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>> No.16654679

>>16653438
This evokes the same reaction as those cartel beheading videos

>> No.16654687

>>16653476
im more disgusted at how her nose looks.

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>>16654423
Then they wonder how pinoys got so strong...

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>> No.16654698

GENTLEMEN, let's get back on track or else this will devolve into actual food gore.

>> No.16654703

>>16654299
being frozen. dumbass.

>> No.16654704

>>16653857
>didn't have a bowl big enough
Guess those solid concave objects she poured the spaghetti out of didn’t quite fit the bill.

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>>16654698
Yes?

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>>16654698
Be careful what you wish for.

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>>16654698

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>>16654705
Breakfast too. This guy gets around.

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>> No.16654726

>>16653557
Bad day at the office, eh?

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>>16654719

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>>16653473
>mfw

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Eat the bugs, bigots.

>> No.16654754

>>16653750
Everyone is born stupid. That's not the problem.
The grand experiment of passing that knowledge to the next generation is what is being fucked with.

>> No.16654756

>>16653658
This bitch is copying the Ultimeatum from Regular Show

>> No.16654757

>>16654595
Why is he eating soup out of a plastic bag

>> No.16654772

>>16653658
Not the worst thing I've seen, I'd give it a go.

>> No.16654777

>>16654748
I've eaten spiced crickets sold at a novelty shop, and a candied scorpion, they were actually pretty OK. Property season shit and I'm game. But I will never touch a centipede unless I'm disposing of its burnt corpse. Fuck those things.

>> No.16654784

>>16653438
I drew hentai for this very video but last time i posted it i got banned for being naughty. Blame jannies for the lack of fan content on this board.

>> No.16654791

>>16653464
La creatura

>> No.16654792

>>16653668
Would explain why their strain of covid is like the super aids variant of covid

>> No.16654805

>>16654784
post it

>> No.16654807

>>16653478
This is the most American webm of all time.

>> No.16654821
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>>16654807
It's beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKj7FLg3WVA

>> No.16654824

>>16653658
Yo dawg we heard you liked burgers so we put a burger in yo burger

>> No.16654839

>>16654722
this isn't are real food right, some gimmick?

>> No.16654848

>>16653679
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm puhsghetti

>> No.16654863

>>16653478
oh god
i just realized who that is
he's fallen so fucking far

>> No.16655007

>>16653679
>>16653586
Women shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a kitchen.

t. femanon

>> No.16655021

>>16654722
>Hand Crafted
>Hand
>Crafted

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>>16653438

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>> No.16655063

>>16655052
I think the easier way would just be to use bologna there.

>> No.16655064

>>16653658
that's a mcsquared

>> No.16655084

>>16653586
I can't look at those boney fucking man hands good fuckin lord

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>> No.16655103

>>16655095
This was all chinese origin food, why do you lie?

>> No.16655186
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sorry posting this so i can link it for someone

>> No.16655189

>>16655044
just glass that fucking country from space

>> No.16655198

>>16655044
that looks more like german cuisine

>> No.16655199

>>16653508
Are you refering to the fact that it doesnt have a food safe seal, or are you just a nonce?
Why would you marinade food in anything other than a plastic container?

>> No.16655201

>>16655198
it is i just changed it to swedish to trigger some swedish faggot

>> No.16655202

>>16653557
Kek, the absolute mad man.

>> No.16655215

>>16653850
That's just a giant Juicy Lucy burger.

>> No.16655216

>>16654748
What a loving mother. How heart warming is that!?

>> No.16655219

>>16653883
It looks like an alien egg, and the alien growing inside died. Fucking disgusting.

>> No.16655222

>>16653905
>Pineapple pizza
It's just a few pieces of pineapple on a pizza than can easily be picked off. Stop calling it pineapple pizza you fussy little bitch.

>> No.16655235

>>16653883
>how to half ass brine your chicken and steam it
>the hard way

>> No.16655246

>>16655084
pretty sure thats just a skinny woman

>> No.16655263

>>16655219
I thought it looked like a discolored walnut thats been halved

>> No.16655280

>>16655222
Why would I pick off the ingredients of my own pizza.

>> No.16655282

>>16653586
I really hate that dopey retarded face women make when they're staring at something

>> No.16655297

>>16654625
OIL
NICE AND COLD

>> No.16655308

>>16655095
>American cheese is hard to melt
Okay chang

>> No.16655309

>>16653978
this will never not be hilarious

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>> No.16655344

>>16654677
lmfao this isnt real is it

>> No.16655346

>>16655333
Checked is this jack

>> No.16655350

>>16653457
>burger turkey
Do you faggots even have turkeys?

>> No.16655355

please don’t post webms. i as a phone poster would like to be included

>> No.16655356

>>16654597
You just suck at making turkey like anon said. My turkey at Thanksgiving is the best meat of the year.

>> No.16655361

>>16653586
she could get protein blasted

>> No.16655367

>>16655355
don't drag us all phoneposters with you, ifag

>> No.16655379 [DELETED] 

you need to pick a wmma fighter to pee on you, who is it lads

>> No.16655391

>>16653841
fuckin homos

>> No.16655394

>>16653912
It was a joke, calm down, you're not smart

>> No.16655404

>>16653473
>Did they leave a toothpick in the middle of that
Yes. It's obviously knife and fork food.
Ain't nobody gonna eat that like a real burger.

>> No.16655429

>>16653478
That place use to have like hot models as the servers
I guess that stopped when the owner got accused of getting handsy.
Guess it's gone full freak show.

>> No.16655443

>>16655355
iphones seriously still cant play webms?

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>>16653478

>> No.16655498

>>16655095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0

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>>16655198
Can't be German. No inspection shelf.

>> No.16655514

>>16655473
I know that fat girl tits technically don't count but damn those were some udders

>> No.16655528

>>16655443
mine can because i'm not a retard

>> No.16655536

>>16655355
I exclusively phonepost and am enjoying the webms in this thread very much.

>> No.16655547

>>16655473
Holy based. Fuck bus drivers.

>> No.16655566

>>16653476
Based, love how much she makes faggot reditors seethe.
WAAAH MUH TORTURE OF ANIMALS. Lmao shut the fuck up faggots. I`ve eaten squid while its still alive, cant get fresher than that can you idiots? Also skewered a fish up its asshole and out its mouth the cook it alive over a little fire. BASED. Not like you fucking retarded Americans would know anything about decent food lmao kys reditfags

>> No.16655572

>>16655566
calling yourself based is the least based thing imaginable

>> No.16655589

>>16654716
Why are Americans like that?

>> No.16655615

>>16653768
im sure this is very light and refreshing

>> No.16655618

>>16653438
Fuck right off.
>>16653457
im... i sort of like this concept? not the cheese part obviously. replace that with normal stuffing, maybe something spicy. have the hotcheetos with normal breading to go with it.
>>16653468
>First few seconds.
yeah okay seen some second/third world places do that hand thing, not a pr-
>rest of the video
Why in the god damn fuck, why no ladles? not a single whittled ladle? not a single whittled spoon? 'Why'?
>>16653768
>orange juice in a container looking like a light bulb.
>it looks like its on.
ok, cleaver I get it. still cant fucking sit it up without it rolling away unless its intention is just pouring it out which kind of defeats the point.

>> No.16655626

>>16655618
You screw the bulb into a socket then when you're thirsty you stand underneath with your mouth open and throw a rock at it.

>> No.16655630

>>16653438
At least it's melted for fuck's sake.

>> No.16655662

>>16653841
Based pitboys

>> No.16655688

>>16655473
How did this choco-porker pass away?

>> No.16655716
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>>16655566
There are a lot of peoples that eat raw octopus or raw squid. The difference is that that they kill it beforehand and treat it to make it easier to chew. That Korean way of eating is barbaric.

>> No.16655725

>>16655688
Hit by a bus

>> No.16655740

>>16653586
>meant is still med rare
I'm confident that mac and cheese ball thing is still lukewarm at best in the center

>> No.16655819

>>16655572
I was referring to the act of skewering a live fish up its asshole and out its mouth, then cooking it alive over a small fire, as based.

>> No.16655826

>>16655716
Is it though? Maybe youre just a big baby. Think about that one.

>> No.16655829

>>16655044
>>16655198
>>16655201
It's all white peepo.

>> No.16655863

>>16653883
>when you have a black bf

>> No.16655902

>>16653586
>>16653679
>>16653899
why are white women like this? do they even have souls?

>> No.16655910
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>>16653586
She's so disgustingly thin that she almost looks like a man pretending to be femoid - heck, that might be what's happening.

Gott strafe what she's making, regardless of whether or not she's a tranny.

>> No.16655925
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>>16653883
>the chicken is a lovely golden brown

>> No.16655929

>>16655355
Beagle browser

>> No.16655944

>>16654595
>>16654757
so he doesn't have to wash the bowl

>> No.16655949

>>16654839
I mean gummy bears are mostly gelatin with sugar and food coloring it wouldn't probably look like an awful mess once cooked but not taste too bad desu

>> No.16655951

>>16654625
you gotta keep the oil cold to start so when it splashes you dont get an ouchie

>> No.16655961

>>16653768
3.95 seems pretty steep for a lightbulb's worth of orange juice

>> No.16655966

>>16654072
birds understand liquid displacement

>> No.16655976

>>16655355
Imagine buying an iphone in the last 5 years and thinking you made the right choice.

>> No.16655979

>>16653658
so is it a mctriple or a mcquadruple?

>> No.16655980

>>16655961
Americans are extreme retards, may as well take advantage of them.

>> No.16655993

>>16654378
You know you're a real special kind of retard if you're still asking that question. You and that other retard even acknowledge it as being a racial matter.

>> No.16656062

>>16653586
bitch looks like a fucking ghoul

>> No.16656096

>>16654722
>>16654839
Supposedly this is a semi-popular thing in flyover country. The gummy bears melt and function kind of like fruit chunks inside of a sausage but more disgusting.

>> No.16656104

>>16654748
After scrolling through most of this thread I can't even fathom how Americans cry about eating bugs but at the same time choose to devour that "food" not even fit for animals. Hell, even I would much rather eat a nicely prepared cockroach than the absurdly massive amount of cheese and mystery meat every second webm here had

>> No.16656108

>>16653457
jesus. that poor dumb bird got turned into an absolute abomination

>> No.16656111

>>16654625
Why is it cold?
Why does it swim in oil?
Why does he do that on a pan?

>> No.16656121
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>> No.16656185

>>16656104
Fuck you

>> No.16656194

>>16655725
is the bus ok ?

>> No.16656207

>>16655498
MOMMY

>> No.16656211

>>16655095
Nice clickbait lies. Fuck foreigners.

>> No.16656216

>>16653457
i kinda want to buy a turkey that hasn't been gutted and fuck it. why does seeing whole chicken or turkey make my dick hard?

>> No.16656222

>>16653438
>This is a small burger in America

>> No.16656246

>>16653457
This is mental illness

>> No.16656252

>>16656104
you are chinese

>> No.16656284

>>16653841
ashes don't taste like anything

>> No.16656306

>>16654691
Mom found the poopfountain

>> No.16656312

>>16653473
really hate this

>> No.16656328

>>16653679
Can i get a calorie count on this?

>> No.16656347
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>>16653473
what on earth is happening in that comic

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>>16653679
america, nuke urself, you know it's the right thing to do at this point

>> No.16656405

>>16653464
i bet a lot of dykes order this

>> No.16656431

this thread is really good motivation if you want to fast

>> No.16656456
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>>16656431
How is any of this garage going to make you fast? If anything it will make you slow and lethargic. If you want to go fast you have to drink Powerade.

>> No.16656491

>>16654631
American*

>> No.16656588

>>16653978
you people keep claiming this is babish but i can't even see his nails, how am i supposed to trust you?

>> No.16656593

>>16653586
>https://www.tiktok.com/@bananalovesyoutoo?
jesus christ what awful people

>> No.16656630

>>16653755
>This is what zoomers do, destroy a bunch of food, film it
this is something i genuinely don't understand. it's not random tiktoker zoomers either, i see big youtubers like weissman just throwing food on the ground and stepping on it. what's the thought process here? do you not have some sort of cultural taboo against this? it makes me involuntarily recoil in disgust. if i were to ask a zoomer about destroying food like that, what would they tell me?
>who cares they have plenty more of that
? i don't get it. zoomers are supposed to be conscious of wasteful boomer lifestyles, of limited worldwide resources, of worldwide hunger, at least that's the brush they're painted with. so why are so many of them so eager to pay money for a bunch of food and film themselves destroying it for laughs.

>> No.16656650

>>16656284
Ashes taste like burnt dust.
Retard.

>> No.16656682

>>16654631
why are americans like this?

>> No.16656699

>>16654716
Gakiiiii desu
I'd let senpai Hamada do anything he wanted

>> No.16656704

>>16656347
>right red head asks if her sister, who's on the left, wants some "sting" cheese
>left doesn't pay attention, just assume she meant string cheese, or that she's retarded
>right gets string cheese, starts giving her shit
>left red head retaliates
>left bites into cheese
>right redhead snuck in a thumbtack for the ultimate prank, the sting cheese

>> No.16656710

>>16655044
>swedish
Everyone is clearly hispanic is this webm. We don't have those cockroaches here.

>> No.16656714

>>16655201
Knulla dig.

>> No.16656735

>>16656121
What year is this documentary from?

>> No.16656737
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>>16653473
What the fuck did I just read.

>> No.16656740

>>16656650
>>16655394
who hurt you?

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>>16656593
>>https://www.tiktok.com/@bananalovesyoutoo?

>> No.16656767

>>16653886
why the fuck is this a twitter post

>> No.16656777

>>16654423
this shit gave me depression, i came to this thread to laugh not to feel.

>> No.16656781

>>16653557
Come to think of it, how is this not an extremely common occurence? Any dripping oil should fuck up a pizza oven.

>> No.16656782

>>16654230
should be named gender reassignment

>> No.16656803

>>16656111
you dare question ja/ck/?

>> No.16656804

>>16654189
Wait until text to speech makes every successive generation completely illiterate.

>> No.16656822

>>16655944
How wonderfully Chinese

>> No.16656825
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These threads are always the exact same webms being posted and the exact same people pretending it's their first time seeing it

>> No.16656826

>>16656781
I dunno what that guy did but I think it's only really an issue if oil is directly hitting a heating element, which is probably underneath a layer of metal on the bottom.

>> No.16656830

>>16653457
This isn't that bad, just remove the cheetos from it.

>> No.16656833

>>16656825
How does he get out of the shower?

>> No.16656851

>>16653457
What the fuck was that final cut? That turkey meat looked like pure fascia

>> No.16656910

Is he drinking fucking leeches???

>> No.16656930

>>16653457
It's like redneck pommes aligot.

>> No.16656996

>>16654688
The fire rises, kapatid

>> No.16657019

>>16653457
A animao died for this

>> No.16657186

>>16656630
I think it’s because their brains are literally built differently. The internet has negated their ability to remember and plan, so they all just exist in the moment. Being wasteful just doesn’t matter to them because all that matters is they are doing something in the moment to impress people on the internet.

>> No.16657248

>>16654514
>Goes by CorporateStudi2 now
No, that's just his current twatter handle. He gets banned from there every once in a while. Jerk is Jerk.

>> No.16657259

>>16657248
Just giving the handle to find. Because, yes, he keeps getting banned. I check in randomly, and after welflare got banned it took me awhile to find him again. His Deviantart is old and outdated.

>> No.16657267

>>16656833
He has to eat all the water

>> No.16657347

>>16653557
Jesus christ my sides.

>> No.16657589

>>16655063
Or just put some chedder on your hotdog and skip all the steps of making it look gross

>> No.16657657

>>16655910
Found the porker. Lemme guess this >>16655473
Is a healthy body weight?

>> No.16657667

>>16657657
Why is everyone here so snarky?

>> No.16657678

>>16655961
It's the cost of labor it takes to remove each bottom piece, sanitize, and fill the light bulb you gotta pay for. Don't worry liberals don't have functional brains they won't think that deeply and think they're recycling despite it actually costing more energy

>> No.16657763

>>16657667
Lots of bitter insecure Europeans and coasties on this board

>> No.16657768 [DELETED] 

>>16655308
>>16655095
>>16656211
i don't get it, i watched the first segment on cheese and she pretty much affirmed the meme video's conclusion that low quality cheese burns. she nitpicked the language used in it, but she more or less showed the video was correct. her low and high fat content bullshit was kind of weird, since when it comes to yellow cheeses, low fat content is a sign of low quality anyway, so that further affirms the video. but even if we take the low fat content shit at face value, mozzarella is low fat content and i bet it wouldn't burn.

>> No.16657775

>>16657763
Don't lump me in with the Europeans. Although I will say I dislike the hicks more than the snooty, rude Europeans.

>> No.16657777

>>16655308
>>16655095
>>16656211
>>16655498
i don't get it, i watched the first segment on cheese and she pretty much affirmed the meme video's conclusion that low quality cheese burns. she nitpicked the language used in it, but she more or less showed the video was correct. her low and high fat content bullshit was kind of weird, since when it comes to yellow cheeses, low fat content is a sign of low quality anyway, so that further affirms the video. but even if we take the low fat content shit at face value, mozzarella is low fat content and i bet it wouldn't burn.

>> No.16657780

>>16657678
It's a plastic novelty bottle you can get for a quarter, o mind of minds.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33062667178.html

>> No.16657812

>>16653457
noped out when they brought out the cheese block
why?

>> No.16657818

>>16657812
>why?
pointless novelty
clicks

>> No.16657839

>>16653679
>pre-grated
they have money for that kind of counter top and still get powdered parmesan

>> No.16657845

>>16657839
It's tradition

>> No.16657847

>>16655095
Every last one of those is complete fucking bullshit.

>> No.16657991

>>16653705
they make videos like this because it makes people like you seethe and share it to other people

>> No.16657999

>>16654569
if you believe the show he believed it, if you live in reality he assumed it was some kind of joke and didn't just instantly assume someone was illegally feeding him human flesh on camera in an intentionally exaggerated manner

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>>16655007
>t. femanon

>> No.16658074

>>16653841
a cigar butt is the essential ingredient of a true hobo mulligan stew but you use the unsmoked part

>> No.16658106

>>16654659
to be fair, that's how i'd react to a non-roasted brussel sprout too

>> No.16658120

>>16653557
How can one man be so based?

>> No.16658382

>>16655829
>>16655198
>>16655500
It's actually Israel. I recognize the beer in the back as Goldstar.
https://youtu.be/CrFbX5PHqxY
The place is called Gordos apparently. I apologize

>> No.16658587

>>16656710
Cope harder rape baby.

>> No.16658609

>>16655333
Why are amerishats so fucking retarded? My fucking god.

>> No.16658614

>>16653886
Ffs why post a twitter post of this? Can't even read half the text, try again fagen

>> No.16658636

>>16654792
so the flu?

>> No.16658656

>>16656216
Because you weren't hugged enough as a child, Anon.

>> No.16658674

>>16653464
No way can this possibly be appetizing to any living thing. This offends all senses including the sixth.

>> No.16658679

>>16653978
It's funny every single time

>> No.16658696

>>16653476
based. anything that makes faggots upset about muh animals.

>> No.16658701

>>16654423
he doesn't even know how to hold a knife

>> No.16658754

>>16656630
>? i don't get it. zoomers are supposed to be conscious of wasteful boomer lifestyles, of limited worldwide resources, of worldwide hunger, at least that's the brush they're painted with. so why are so many of them so eager to pay money for a bunch of food and film themselves destroying it for laughs.
They have been raised without disciprine, they were raised to be worse consumers than Boomers and GenX. Some of them anyway.
They also don't really have "An end game" in mind for life which means they become nihilistic

>> No.16658812

>>16653586
Lmao this is one of those fetish videos.

>> No.16658852

>>16653658
https://youtu.be/eFOt3w553KU

>> No.16659423

>>16658614
learn to read better gaybo
also
>fagen
we don't sign our posts here

>> No.16659508

>>16654604
this is what decades of famines and government genocide does to a motherfucker

>> No.16659517

>>16656630
A product is not wasted if I derive any enjoyment from it, even if that enjoyment is not the "intended" kind.

>> No.16659520

>>16654072
christ is that LA beast? I knew he was tarded but not this bad

>> No.16659619

>>16655566
Wasted gets on shitty b8

>> No.16659669

>>16654748
thumbnail looks like a patisserie

>> No.16659767
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>>16653438

>> No.16659771

>>16656121
>filet o feces

>> No.16659823

>>16653557
kek. him punching the box cracks me up

>> No.16659832

>>16653476
I thought Asians (and their culture) were elegant and precious

>> No.16659903

>>16653438
that hamburger is hemorrhaging cheese.
What if you shot someone and they bled melted American cheese, wouldn't that be funny?

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>> No.16660030

>>16655993
>stop noticing patterns

>> No.16660093

>>16654625
How do you make it to Jack's age and not realize that dropping things into oil is specifically what causes the oil to splash? It almost looks like he's making a joke, like he's about to start laying the steak down gently and then just drops it like a chimpanzee.

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>>16655199
enjoy your bpas, bitch tits and micropenis retard
also, lmao

>> No.16660147

>>16654595
How high does liquor alcohol content have to be for it to burn with invisible fire?

>> No.16660153

>>16654641
WTF he's bigger than the car

>> No.16660186

>>16659985
That isn't onion that he puts on first is it?
The rest is just japanese peanuts and various spicy tamarind candies and dried plums

>> No.16660222

>>16656735
the yes men, 2004

>> No.16660270

>>16654072
As soon as i saw the LA beast everything made sense
May he forever stay based and retard pilled

>> No.16660319

>>16659985
I'm always pleased to see dorilocos posted and see people get upset by it. Try it if you're in a place that serves it, I'm not a huge fan of chamoy but it's pretty good.

>>16660186
I can't tell due to the film quality. Might be queso oaxaca or onion.

>> No.16660358

>>16660319
I'm not upset by it, I basically threw a dart at a dart board and uploaded it

>> No.16660410

>>16659832
When people say that they mean Japan, not China/Korea.

>> No.16660648

>>16654748
Aww that's so cute. Mommy's cradling her babies.
At least insects can be good parents. Unlike mine.

>> No.16661207

>>16653658
Are we really so bankrupt for ideas that we're re-doing Epic Meal Time?

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>>16654595
Here's to feeling good, all the time...

>> No.16661398

>>16659832
China was always the exception but faggots are too scared to admit it

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