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16668819 No.16668819 [Reply] [Original]

One bite, everybody knows the rules

>> No.16668824

That's not even cooked wtf

>> No.16668832

wtf is this monstrum?

>> No.16668853

How does this rate compared to dijorno

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>> No.16668896

i caught campylobacter last week and my shit looked similar to this.

>> No.16668922
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does anyone have that webm of the brazilian catipury pizza where the guy stitches the dough and throws cardboard into the oven while the pizza is cooking and tops it off with three olives at the end?

>> No.16668929
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dumping pizza until I get a response

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File: 1.84 MB, 640x640, blackened pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]


>> No.16668951

What the fuck am I looking at here

>> No.16668959
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looks like han characters on the side of the box. some south east asian pizza I assume it is very fresh squid, mayo, and some other stuff

>> No.16668960

Imagine paying NYC prices for anything. Fuck that

>> No.16668969
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I'm not one to order bowling alley food anyways

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>> No.16668978

Give the pizza bitch

>> No.16668979
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I've got a whole folder of pizza girls

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>> No.16668984

Probably bonito flakes, they're so thin the heat is enough to move them around

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>> No.16668996

Weird. God I hate Asians.

>> No.16669020
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wow I didn't realize they could move around that much. I looked up bonito happy dance


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>> No.16669056

Hurry up wagie.

>> No.16669058

Robots would never ask for $15 an hour. I say bring on the robots!

>> No.16669061
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>> No.16669067
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more swedish pizza

>> No.16669068

I used to live in a hellishly cold environment. I once tipped a guy almost as much as the pizza and wings was worth because it was -30F and I lived at the bottom of a slope and he delivered during a blizzard.

>> No.16669078

Where was this? Alaska?

>> No.16669080
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you should have just eaten frozen pizza

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>> No.16669088

Why are the french so fucking full of themselves? They're even worse than Americans

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>> No.16669090

What a life

>> No.16669095
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too bad we can't all have it so good

>> No.16669098

Hellish year in Minnesota.
I didn't have a lot of food around and my stove was down. I spent most of my time at work. I ordered out because my car couldn't make it up all the hills.

>> No.16669099

Most of the northeastern and north-midwest US states hit -30 at least once a year.

>> No.16669100
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I just wanted to make a pun

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>> No.16669114

Anon don't disrespect Mexican pizza like that, shit is top tier compared to other countries.

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>> No.16669124
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how about some bone in pizza?

>> No.16669126

That's horrifying

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>> No.16669140

Why would you buy a roastie rubber butt?

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>> No.16669162
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pizza flambe

>> No.16669166
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I went and found it myself

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>> No.16669176

Fish flakes wiggle when heated, looks crazy but that's all it is. Japanese pizza is based though you should try it.

>> No.16669204

>niggers all wait outside the slots taking everyones pizzas
>they have to make nigger scaring robots
>robot scares off everyone so they have to make nigger robots to support their business
>all hell breaks loose

>> No.16669217

maybe it didnt start that way

>> No.16669234

Why are SE Asians (I'm guessing these are Indians but I've noticed this across SE Asia) so fucking careless when it comes to food? I get it, their life probably sucks so they dont care about serving trash, but they are so haphazard about everything it seems intentiona.

>> No.16669238 [DELETED] 

i once found bone in my taco bell burrito, and i got so fucking scared i threw it out before i could take a picture

>> No.16669250

I'm pretty sure this is brazilian pizza. the guy is very brown compared to a filipino, and it looks like he's putting catipury and corn on the pizza which is brazilian toppings

>> No.16669283


here he is throwing the burnt trash in the pizza oven

>> No.16669389
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>mestre da pizza

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>> No.16669426

Has no one told this guy that slow is smooth and smooth is fast? Half of the cheese is getting thrown away and the pepperoni placement on that first pizza is fucking terrible.

>> No.16669456

Everything about this is a trainwreck.

>punches a hole in the dough
>pink pizza sauce that is barely applied to the pizza
>at least a pound of mayo
>cooks the pizza with literal garbage
>cuts the pizza with a paint scraper
>sprinkles 3 sad looking olives on the pizza as if it is a masterpiece

>> No.16669457

Found it

>> No.16669464

why do i think of Bender from futurama when you say "nigger robot"

>> No.16669482

I wonder if they ever eat each other

>> No.16669548

Shitalians BTFO

>> No.16669602

Belief in predestination, it removes all responsibility from absolutely everything because it's all gods plan. Same reason the roads are such a nightmare, if that crowd of school children wasn't meant to die today they wouldn't be standing on that particular section of sidewalk.

>> No.16669691

How did this footage get released?

>> No.16669739
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You should be appreciative that the Japs came up with a humane innovation that allows them to emulate the experience of eating a living, wriggling creature. After all, the Asian palate demands live sacrifice, or else dinner just isn't the same.

>> No.16669761

This is great

>> No.16669940

You know the rules. And so do I.

>> No.16669980

Yes, disemploy the already impoverished masses. I'm sure that will work out just fine.

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>> No.16670361

do chicagoans really

>> No.16670379

lost my shit when he just started stabbing it and the whole thing is such mush it starts falling apart

>> No.16670393

I was in the original thread for that. Shame none of the other pics survived.

>> No.16670429

I wonder if they taste good on pizza.

>> No.16670436

extra bacon plz

>> No.16670493

The cheese falls through a grate to be reused

>> No.16670494

>feeds fire with literal garbage
America may be a shit hole but at least it’s not Brazil.

>> No.16670614

looks like he's blown out the asshole on it kek

>> No.16670667

that commercial is not swedish.

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