/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16741365]

WHAT THE FUCK?

HOW DO YOU FUCKING RUN OUT OF LIQUOR

Time to stock up, lads

[Anonymous No.16741373]

Day of the drip soon, you heathens.

[Anonymous No.16741382]

>>16741365
>everything is running out so you better buy more while we raise the prices
eh

[Anonymous No.16741394]

>>16741382
But it's really running out. I've seen tons of empty liquor shelves on insta and tiktok

[Anonymous No.16741399]

Is it because everyone wants to be drunk for 30 days of Halloween? Gosh, that's comfy.

[Anonymous No.16741405]

>>16741365
Just bought a thumper and an oak Barrel. Btw ur thread is low quality

[Anonymous No.16741425]

I prepped pretty hard February 2020 in anticipation of COVID. I'm now consuming the non-perishables with approaching expiry dates.

With everything going on in terms of shortages, supply chain issues and inflation I'm wondering if we'll start seeing the real consumer issues coming up. Food prices are increasing fast in Canada. I don't know what things will be like one year from now but I'm concerned about the economy, inflation and other implications that will probably make people more accepting of a Great Reset.

Life is certainly interesting lately.

[Anonymous No.16741443]

>>16741425
>I'm concerned about the economy, inflation and other implications that will probably make people more accepting of a Great Reset.
That is their goal. The only way to make people happy to own nothing and eat nutrient paste and water instead of steak and whiskey will be to make it so that no one can afford the food due to scarcit and to raise taxes to the point where people cannot afford upkeep on their property..

[Anonymous No.16741454]

>>16741365
It's been doing this off and on in my town (at all three package stores) for about three years now. Every manager tells me it's the Chinese buying the wholesale stock.

[Anonymous No.16741463]

>>16741365
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU OP!

FAGGOT!

[Anonymous No.16741478]

I stopped drinking a while ago

[Anonymous No.16741498]

>>16741443
We had an early election in Canada this week and the voter turnout was a historical low and the outcome was almost exactly the same as the last election. So even after COVID, fucked up response, life getting too expensive and all that people STILL want the status quo.

I think you're right and that things will get worse and then they can wave their little globalist solution in front of us and we'll be clawing at it. All so we can "go back to normal" even though they straight up told us that we're never going back to normal and instead have the "new normal" to look forward too.

I'm no conspiracy theorist but it's obvious there is a paradigm shift occurring. This isn't like H1N1 where life got back to normal a year or so later. The rich are getting vastly richer and the middle class are being squeezed dry and we're all kept busy and distracted with identity politics. It's pretty fucked up.

[Anonymous No.16741530]

>>16741443
>That is their goal.
More so the result of interdependent actors with competing interests operating at different levels in an increasingly, egregiously optimized supply chain.
A lot of the shortage fuckery that has occurred was a symptomatic display of the fragility of how businesses conduct themselves, how little they kept in surplus/storage (waste of space and capital), how little they concerned themselves with the actions/procedures of other actors in their chain beyond receiving required materials, and the lack of contingency plans in case of a supply chain distortion as if it wasn't a reasonable possibility.
The restrictions in 2020 (just assume I agree with how you label it, not the point) were a large enough spanner to show how disordered the works truly are.

And if those actors think they can get by or gain influence in this system, or work into a new system, I doubt they actually care much about whether you're happy to do X only to the extent as it doesn't get in the way of their existence, or preferably enables. You're putting a whole lot more faith in the people who are trying to take X away from you than the people who are trying to make a buck selling X to you.

[Anonymous No.16741743]

>>16741498
>So even after COVID, fucked up response, life getting too expensive and all that people STILL want the status quo.
Or, you know, elections are fake and the people in power just say the results are whatever they want the results to be.

[Anonymous No.16741749]

test

[Anonymous No.16741760]

>liquor runs out
>alckies go through withdrawal at the same time
>benzos start running out
We’re all doomed bros

[Anonymous No.16741810]

>>16741365
>while demand soars
totally not market manipulation

[Anonymous No.16741854]

>>16741365
I'm pretty stocked up so I could go without buying any alcohol till the end of the year at least

[Anonymous No.16741862]

>>16741365
>Tfw irl Liquor Shortage

[Anonymous No.16741873]

I'm in commodity chemicals and it's hard to overstate just how absolutely fucked everything in that business is right now. It's getting worse by the day, so buckle up boys this shit is only getting started.

[Anonymous No.16741881]

>>16741394
I don't trust that sign

[Anonymous No.16742088]

>>16741365
fuck if i cant get booze ill die

[Anonymous No.16742108]

>>16741443
That's not how inflation works you dumb fuck MAGApede. Inflation hurts people who own nothing because what little they have is in cash. It benefits people who own property because property on average beats inflation whether you've got a mortgage on it or not. Please stop trying to sound smart.

[Anonymous No.16742116]

>>16742108
Most people are living paycheque to paycheque and have expensive mortgages. Inflation might not hurt the rich or the boomers but it’s going hurt most others.

[Anonymous No.16742119]

>>16742108
>It benefits people who own property because property on average beats inflation
Lol, a leftist saying something stupid. In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.

[Anonymous No.16742125]

>>16741873
And it’s across virtually every sector. I talk to my neighbors and they are completely oblivious and think everything is in the upswing.

I’m not saying the world is ending but we’re in for tough times the next few years. I’m going to buy some more ammo and go to the butcher tomorrow to refill my deep freezer.

[Anonymous No.16742162]

>>16741365
>2021
>drinking the liquid jew
Hard pass.

[Anonymous No.16742196]

>>16742162
weirdo

[Anonymous No.16742215]

>>16742162
we already know you're a virgin no need to tell us

[Anonymous No.16742244]

>>16741365
based alkys dying from withdrawals soon

[Anonymous No.16742303]

>>16741365
I just stock up on these, I go through between 3 and 4 a week, so I buy them by the dozen every 3-4 weeks or so.

[Anonymous No.16742313]

>>16742303
good for the price, very drinkable, and I'm not a rum guy generally.

[Anonymous No.16742326]

>>16741854
Fuck, how many bottles would that be? Like 30?

[Anonymous No.16742350]

>>16742313
Yeah, I switched from vodka to rum because the vodka was making me puke in the morning when I took my wake up shot. Rum is a little easier on the stomach. But it has more sugar, which isn't helping me lose weight

[Anonymous No.16742939]

>>16741365
I promise you there is no shortage. Literally everyone is just tired of making the same 10 things 10x more than anything else.
Do you honestly think the only possibility is 'shortage'? You think it's impossible for these companies to actually step back for once and say '"fuck this. they need a break anyway - maybe they'll try something different for a change".

[Anonymous No.16742949]

>>16741443
>Muh freedom steak and whiskey
Grow up

[Anonymous No.16742955]

>>16742350
yeah i'm sure the sugar content of the gallon of alcohol you drink really has a lot to do with your weight

[Anonymous No.16742983]

>>16742939
>You think it's impossible for these companies to actually step back for once and say '"fuck this. they need a break anyway - maybe they'll try something different for a change".
No, that doesn't sound possible at all. In fact, that makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.16742986]

Remember when everybody thought that Covid was going to make them shit five times as much, so they all went out and bought all the toilet paper they could?

It's like that but for drunks.

[Anonymous No.16742991]

>>16742986
wat

[Anonymous No.16743013]

>>16741365
Acciordng to the stupid news story from a dubious source it's only Pennsylvania and Virginia, just a couple of the government controled liquor states, not all states are like that.

[Anonymous No.16743014]

>>16742986
It was the bird flu about 20 years ago, it's a control game that's gotten out of hand.

[Anonymous No.16743015]

>>16741530
You’re right to some extent but it has more to do with the fragility of supply chains. Things have to move from country to country now before they arrive at your store or doorstep, so anything that messes with that hurts us all because nothing is made in America anymore. Shortages are a symptom of global trade if any pressure is given. Our economy is a paper tiger. People think the going is good until one day they wake up and half of their grocery stores are empty and barren. Politicians can try and slow it down all they want, but the reaper will catch up to them.
>>16742108
You don’t get it. When an empire collapses, assets and their value mean nothing. It’s not just ‘hard times’ like 2008. There is a global power shift occurring right before our eyes this year. There is a solid chance that if the economy really sheds its skin and countries start attempting to hoard precious metals, that there could be countries which cease to exist. If these supply shortages last long enough, if people stop spending their money, there will be no local production to rely on. We may be standing on the cliff of mass starvation and half of the population isn’t even aware. They’re just sleepwalking through time.

[Anonymous No.16743022]

We're from the government and we're here to help.

[Anonymous No.16743028]

I have shitloads of booze I got cheap/free through work. Scotch mostly. Wonder if I'll be able to trade them for food.

[Anonymous No.16743033]

>>16743015
The problem with what your writing if you can call it that is that you're a frog poster and a lot of folk just "hide" them by default, you're a boring non-issue.

[Anonymous No.16743038]

>>16743028
Rye and Bourbon are always good.

[Anonymous No.16743053]

>>16743033
Does mildly interesting/boring, unexagerated longposting actually compel you to put them down?
>you're a boring non-issue
And you managed to write a reply that failed to address a single of many points he made.

[Anonymous No.16743055]

>>16743033
>ad hominems me over my frog
You’ll be eating your own words when China starts stockpiling silver. Their largest real estate company just went belly up, and they have been investing in housing development for the good end of two decades now. It’s not implausible that they will start manipulating the price of silver to keep their economy afloat. If that happens then we are in a level of fucked beyond our comprehension.

[Anonymous No.16743126]

>>16743033
he may be a frogposter but he's not wrong

[Anonymous No.16743137]

tl;dr there's a glass shortage because of supply chain failures

[Anonymous No.16743146]

>>16741749
confirmed

[Anonymous No.16743196]

>>16741365
fucking kikes

[Anonymous No.16743215]

>>16743137
So it's not an issue for plastic jugs?
I already caught the coof I don't wanna deal with withdrawals too

[Anonymous No.16743274]

>>16741365
Simple,
we brew our own.

[Anonymous No.16743357]

>>16742983
SO YOU'RE TELLIN ME no company could EVER purposefully halt production simply because they're tired of doing the work?

[Anonymous No.16743453]

>>16743357
Not him, but even for privately owned companies which are effectively controlled by one individual, that would be the capitalistic equivalent of nature abhorring a vacuum. It would only last as long as they willingly maintained the position of both not selling out or making use of the company's assets.
Unless it's almost all toxic (and can't be spun off), either agents within the company or outside the company will inherently try to, well, capitalize upon the assets that company owns.

So generally speaking production halts either only when it incurs a net loss, the net gain is not worthwhile to continue, or the materials and means of production have been made unviable by external events.

[Anonymous No.16743464]

Its crazy how the government has any say in alcohol production. There was a time when every household made their own jar of booze without government interference

[Anonymous No.16743490]

>>16743464
>There was a time when every household made their own jar of booze without government interference
While it's illegal to make spirits at home, I bet your ass production solely for consumption for the household and guests is rarely ever going to get government interference.
Here (ozarks northern ark) people make "illegal" moonshine, but they generally only get attention when they scale up and sell it.

[Anonymous No.16743499]

>>16743357
No? Why would they do that, they would lose fucktons of money, which is the point of a company. These aren't artisan craftsmen

[Anonymous No.16743502]

>>16743464
>>16743490
Government only gets involved when you sell it (aside from local bullshit like dry counties). Basically they only want their fingers in your pockets to pay taxes, they don't give a shit otherwise

[Anonymous No.16743506]

>>16743499
>These aren't artisan craftsmen
There are legal companies made entirely of them, usually small, but most people would probably just class that as a cottage industry instead.l

[Anonymous No.16743518]

>>16743502
>Basically they only want their fingers in your pockets to pay taxes, they don't give a shit otherwise
Precisely, and so the romanticism of >>16743464 is a bit unwarranted.
In fact, the first time the USA gave a fuck about spirits the federal level (colonies had before, as did European states) was when they noticed that farmers were turning their surplus crop into whiskey for convenient transport and sale, and so put one of the first domestic taxes on it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_Rebellion

[Anonymous No.16743527]

>>16742162
Liquid Jew is soda.

[Anonymous No.16743753]

>>16742116
Inflation is a good thing if you have a mortgage, dumb fuck brexitard. Unless you were dumb enough to sign up for an ARM that you could barely afford
>>16742119
>reee I don't understand it, it's using those confusing college boy words, burn the witch! burn it!
>>16743015
>>16743015
>frogposter
opinion disregarded, I'm not reading your wall of schizo text

[Anonymous No.16743765]

>>16743753
>opinion disregarded, I'm not reading your wall of schizo text
How can disregard something that you never regarded in the first place?
How do you know it's schizo if you didn't read it, besides it being longer than most posts?
Do you think books are schizo for being literal pages of fucking words?

Just don't reply to him if you don't care to reply to his actual comment. It's that easy.

[Anonymous No.16743780]

>>16743765
At least you managed not to frogpost this time. Rome wasn't built in a day, right?

[Anonymous No.16743789]

>>16743780
Not him.
You also failed to reply to the content of my post as well, which was simplified to three questions and two sentences.
It wouldn't be much more effort to make a reply that actually said something of relevance.

[Anonymous No.16743797]

>>16743789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_pIPTih5iM

[Anonymous No.16743802]

>>16743797
I'm up to continue debating the topic you were previously debating, and then disregarded with >>16743753 .
Are you?

Also I'm impressed with that you found that link so quickly, though longer than the time it would take to address my posts in your own thoughts in words.

[Anonymous No.16743805]

>>16741365
Time to get those homebrews started, fellas.

[Anonymous No.16743806]

>>16743802
>in
and
I did mistype, and I preemptively call it out so that you don't need to make a post focusing on that instead of any ideas expressed in my post.

[Anonymous No.16743813]

>>16743789
>>16743765
>>16743015
> (You) (You) (You)
The best way to samefag without being ridiculously obvious about it is to wait a while, then reply the original post with a different post using different words and a different style of typing, instead of digging in your heels and butthurtedly explaining why your dumbposting was actually smartposting

I look forward to your carefully edited screenshot showing that you're not really samefagging accompanied by some "aloof" text that shows you're totally way too cool to actually be butthurt about it

[Anonymous No.16743832]

>>16741365
Why don't you at least post the whole story, it's PA and VA, fag states with government run liquor stores. There's no fucking shortage you shit it's more government trying to control people shit. They'll just accept it.

[Anonymous No.16743835]

>>16741425
> non-perishables with approaching expiry dates
> bought last year

[Anonymous No.16743850]

Just make your own

[Anonymous No.16743857]

>>16743055
Pumping silver on third-rate social media shitholes like reddit and 4chan is so 3 months ago, $50 is never happening and you're getting raped on transaction costs

[whynot !!+eCMhz5+3ni No.16743871]

>>16743813
I'm not >>16743015 , but I am >>16741530 as well as the other two you linked.
We don't use the exact same style of speech or line breaking, but I suppose I could've preemptively planned that, so nothing definite.
I'll throw up a trip to at least determine who I am in this thread, though I know I could turn it off and on to samefag if I cared about that. Keep in mind I don't care if you're samefagging or not, because it's a red herring.

I'm digging in my heels because I cannot see any good reason why you replied to >>16743015 with just a frogposter and schizo label without elaboration, while in the same post giving a more direct reply to two other people. You at least responded to what they wrote. That's my standard.
If you did not reply to him at all I wouldn't have been compelled to make it clear you did not, and if you make a post that at least addresses what he wrote, I'd probably drop it. And if that would be boring or uninteresting to you, I'd drop it if you said that as well.

[Anonymous No.16743873]

Why don't these fags just run up their goat tower?

[Anonymous No.16743960]

>>16741365
>apple juice
>sugar
>yeast
>ferment for a month
You're welcome

[Anonymous No.16743963]

>this thread

You people do realize that you don't need alcohol to live, right?

[Anonymous No.16743967]

>>16743963
Well, if you drink long enough and hard enough...

[Anonymous No.16743992]

>>16741365
You're going to have shortages on everything Q4. Alcohol, petrol, computers, cars, food. Most businesses are making decisions right now: pay out the ass to get stuff shipped in time for the holiday season or have no stock this Christmas. Delivery trucks aren't getting repaired because they can't get replacement parts shipped in until next year at the very earliest. Everything is backed up.

Of course, you'd know all this if you read the corona playbook that was leaked last winter. Shortages have been part of the plan from the very beginning.

[Anonymous No.16744055]

>>16743992
What corona playbook? And how do I profit off of this?

[Anonymous No.16744122]

Stop buying liquor at 9:00 in the morning.
Stop bringing your drink into the store with you and acting offended when I scan it.
Stop refusing to buy Crown Peach now that we finally have it, you begged for MONTHS.
Stop buying seltzers, you're not an underage white girl so that means you're trying to fuck one and I should probably call the cops.
Stop assuming that I know every cocktail known to man just because I exist in close proximity to alcohol.
Stop asking if Snoop Dogg's wine and gin are good. You know damn well they aren't.
Stop wasting money on Patron even as its price skyrockets for no reason.
Stop asking for Casamigos. In fact, stop watching Tiktok to tell you what to drink.

[Anonymous No.16744274]

>>16743835
Peanut butter, powdered mashed potatoes, instant scalloped potatoes, dried fruit etc are expiring. Doesn’t mean they have gone bad obviously but I want to continuously rotate them and use the expiration dates as a means to prioritize and do so.

[Anonymous No.16744291]

>>16744122
>Stop buying liquor at 9:00 in the morning.
This is precisely me most, since my weekend starts at 5:30 in the morning on Sunday and 9:00 is the beginning of sale time.
Why would that be an issue? Local liquor laws?

[Anonymous No.16744411]

>>16744122
>Stop buying seltzers, you're not an underage white girl so that means you're trying to fuck one and I should probably call the cops.
Be cool, you fucking narc.

[Anonymous No.16744422]

>>16744122
>Stop buying liquor at 9:00 in the morning.
But it needs some time in the fridge or freezer to get cold.
Only a fucking retard buys it just before he intends to drink it.

[Anonymous No.16745468]

>>16744122
>Stop buying seltzers, you're not an underage white girl so that means you're trying to fuck one and I should probably call the cops.
...is buying seltzer WITHOUT buying any alcohol some sort of rare case for you?

[Anonymous No.16745711]

>>16741530
The way you explain shit is annoying . Are you a Jew?

[Anonymous No.16746332]

>>16743499
THEN YOU'RE TELLING ME, THAT THESE SHORTAGES CANNOT POSSIBLY BE THE RESULT OF PEOPLE SIMPLY NOT WORKING, OR WANTING TO WORK?

[Anonymous No.16746386]

>>16741743
Trump lost in AZ, get over it loser.

[Anonymous No.16746872]

>>16745711
>The way you explain shit is annoying
Fair, and also pretty boring. It's probably annoying because I do three things in semi-serious replies:
1. Split hairs until I feel the post is not hyperbolic and is grounded in reality.
2. Consider the lowest-effort gotchas and preempt them in the post.
3. Give enough explanation/argument that it would convince myself.

It's pretty defensive writing that requires significantly more fucks than usual to give a similarly serious response to.
Might seem dumb/pointless/cringe to many anons, but it's a good way to get interesting, original replies that make me reconsider my thoughts and continue the discussion, and not get replies with a one-liner hot take I've heard a thousand times, are intentionally irrelevant, etc.
Those don't upset me, been here too long for that, they just disappoint me because I don't get anything out of them and they are usually optimized to derail or shutdown discussion.

Saying my style is annoying is actually saying what (You) personally think, so I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.16746951]

>>16746872
You need to seek validation elsewhere

[Anonymous No.16747112]

>>16746951
I'm not looking for validation, being seemingly right or correct is only interesting in so far as what others gain from it. I actually enjoy being made to realize something I hadn't before or being proven wrong.
I'm looking for discussion and posts I find interesting, entertaining, and generally uninhibited. What I don't care for are replies that are intentionally insubstantial and offer nothing of the perspective of that poster. Even if I disagree, I still appreciate that over having nothing to consider but a tired insult or tone. People are free to post like that, and I'm free to try to get blood out of that stone. Even works sometimes.

And I already do use other imageboards for different niches, and would recommend exploring those to anyone. If I didn't actually get any satisfaction here, I wouldn't need to be told to go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.16747114]

>>16747112
This isn't the place for you to get validation.

[Anonymous No.16747116]

>>16747114
It isn't, I agree.
Which is why I don't go here looking for validation.

[Anonymous No.16747161]

>>16747116
You're transparent and lack self-awareness. Just desist while you can.

[Anonymous No.16747191]

>>16747161
I try to be transparent. It's an anonymous imageboard and I do not have much to hide. It's not an insult to me unless you suspect I'm trying not to be transparent and failing at it.

I most certainly lack self-awareness in many aspects, but unless you specify what you see me lacking from this conversation, I don't see how you expect me to reconsider it.
As this is already off-topic from liquor, I'll stop responding to replies unless you clarify on those points.

[Anonymous No.16747427]

>>16741365
Last week, there were news articles about the rising popularity of alcoholic hard seltzers, though, so are we really running out of alcohol?

[Anonymous No.16748179]

>>16747427
>are we really running out of alcohol?
Probably not, the media's job is just to scare and demoralize you so that you'll think everything is falling apart and only big papa gubmint can save you by taking away all your rights.

[Anonymous No.16748503]

>>16747427
Market penetration of hard seltzers has largely peaked, current trends are flavored malt beverages and RTD cocktails.

[Anonymous No.16749091]

>>16742303
Seek help

[Anonymous No.16749550]

>>16747116
Validation called. He said to stop bothering him or else he’d get a restraining order. Just stop.

[Anonymous No.16749567]

>>16741365
>family is filled with alcoholics and drunks
>I avoid booze like the plague because I'm afraid of becoming like them
>they're all going to go through withdrawals while I'm unaffected
feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.16749639]

>TFW I'll be able to laugh at alcoholic normalfags and degenerate beer drinkers who think they're hot shit for liking bacteria filled yeast water that tastes disgusting.

Meanwhile I'll be enjoying my delicious soda and or fruity beverage.

[Anonymous No.16749651]

>>16747427
Most alcoholics won't consume hard seltzer, and neither will big strong masculine beer drinkers. A lot of people tell me seltzers are for faggots and women, but I guess if we run out of hard liquor or manly beer then they might not have a choice but to drink/buy seltzer.

[Anonymous No.16749658]

>>16749651
I bought white claw seltzer because of this thread, never heard of alcoholic seltzer before, and it was good. Just an innocuous vehicle for alcohol and I really like carbonated water anyway so I see the appeal. It would be a nice drink on a hot day.

[Anonymous No.16749669]

How do I rid myself of the smell of alcohol? I wasn't conscious of it until a relative of mine pointed out

[Anonymous No.16749689]

>>16749658
Don't tell people you drink hard seltzer, you'll be called a faggot.

[Anonymous No.16749694]

>>16741365
Supply chain disruption. It's gonna get much worse before it gets better, if it gets better.

[Anonymous No.16749711]

Bootlegging about to comeback into the spotlight.

[Anonymous No.16749718]

>>16749711
and a new age of nascar will begin

[Anonymous No.16750005]

>>16743357
Imagine being this much of a retard

[Anonymous No.16751039]

>>16749669
Vodka smells less but all will make you reek.
Going for an early morning run to sweat it out helps. Then take a good shower. If you're a day drinker start carrying around stinky tea in a thermos.

[Anonymous No.16751051]

>>16741365
>Steel Reserves still plentiful
>Steel Reserves still less than 3 dollars
I'm still good

[Anonymous No.16752992]

>>16741365
>he buys his alchohol
just cut out the middleman bro

[Anonymous No.16752998]

>>16741365
Good. Fuck alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.16753053]

>>16752998
You'll see more people doing drugs soon.

[Anonymous No.16753100]

>>16743963
No, but I need it to make me want to live.

[Anonymous No.16753235]

>>16741530
I mean to an extent you aren't wrong, but
>there are supply chain issues because the government said "shut down fucking everything for like 3 months dude, it'll be fine trust me" and surprisingly it was not fine
Doesn't really indicate to me that the supply chain being too optimized was the main issue. Could suppliers and manufacturers have been smarter and can they learn a lot about how to avoid big issues in the future? Sure, but the amount of pre-planning and foresight that would have been needed to avoid the current problems with the way things were handled by government bodies would have been frankly insane.

[Anonymous No.16753265]

>>16741365
in my country alcohol producers were forced to shift to producing alcohol for anit-bacterials and shitf because covid.

[Anonymous No.16753272]

>>16744055
it's all going according to plan

[Anonymous No.16753277]

>>16741365
There’s a supply chain issue with bottles as far as I’m aware, not necessarily the liquor itself

[Anonymous No.16753293]

>>16744122
>Stop assuming that I know every cocktail known to man just because I exist in close proximity to alcohol.
You don't claim authority over everyone's liquor habits every thread like this only to drop that authority when it's inconvenient to you.
Put up or shut up.

[Anonymous No.16753339]

>>16743527
No, that's the carbonated jew

[Anonymous No.16753374]

>>16744122
>Stop buying liquor at 9:00 in the morning.
Morning hours are the best time to shop in general. Lines are short, and I can cross any street without having to wait for cars.
Honestly, when you think about it it's kinda weird that motorists always get right of way over people wanting to cross, and everyone just accepts it. Just because they own or have borrowed a car? Unless you're carrying heavy things with you, there's basically no reason to use a car inside a city.

[Anonymous No.16753407]

>>16753374
It wasn't always like this. Pedestrians used to have the right of way at all times, but that made it hard to sell cars to city dwellers so the the automotive industry lobbied governments to give right of way to cars and ran a smear campaign against ordinary people; even the term "jaywalking" is propaganda, a "country jay" is old timey slang for ignorant redneck, charging someone for jaywalking is basically calling them too stupid and backwards to know how to behave around cars.

[Anonymous No.16753434]

>>16753374
Inside the city it can take an hour to walk to work. I'll just drive thanks.

[Anonymous No.16753448]

>>16743992
Bah that's just a trick of stat-
>graph displays 0 and even below
Oh no we're fucked

[Anonymous No.16753491]

>>16741498
Or the situation is so unstable that people fear any kind of additional change.

[Anonymous No.16753554]

>>16744122
>Stop buying seltzers, you're not an underage white girl so that means you're trying to fuck one and I should probably call the cops.
oh shit oh fuck anons he knows

[Anonymous No.16753562]

>>16741365
It's not the liquor or beer the the containers that there are stored in

t. work at a liquor store

[Anonymous No.16753581]

>>16753407
Where from do you conspiracy nuts come up with this shit?

[Anonymous No.16753598]

>>16753581
The great thing about our court system is the documentation is all public domain.

You could be reading about how GM was convicted of antitrust when they bought up all the light rail lines and tore them out of the ground to sell more busses right now but instead you woke up today and chose to be ignorant.

[Anonymous No.16753628]

>>16749651
>>16749689
How deep in the closet are you?

[Anonymous No.16753633]

>>16743215
correct
it's become impossible to get Woodford double oak because they can't get enough of the thick glass bottles

[Anonymous No.16753661]

I like looking through these things for proper focus.

[Anonymous No.16753691]

>>16753628
When you go deep enough into the looking glass you might see some waskly wabbits.

[Anonymous No.16753747]

>>16753691
My mother bought me that book when I was eight years old.
It's a good book but I think that might have been a little too early.

[Anonymous No.16753936]

>>16753272
But that plan is already incorrect at this point

[Anonymous No.16753977]

>>16741498
kek anon do you really believe democracy in the west is real?

[Anonymous No.16753991]

>>16741454
General Macarthur was right.

[Anonymous No.16754006]

>>16741365
Behold, it's not too late to change your evil hikkimori ways!

[Anonymous No.16754012]

>>16753991
Shhh sir, that's truth that nobody wants to speak of.

[Anonymous No.16754025]

>>16754006
Why did you add the word "evil" into your post and filename when it's not in the image?

[Anonymous No.16754030]

>>16754025
It seemed right and proper.

[Anonymous No.16754033]

>>16744122

I also work in a liquor store and I feel every single one of these.

Also
>"Anything allocated? Just looking for stuff I can't find where I'm from. Blanton's? Taylor? Eagle Rare?"

No we don't have these stupid shitty bottles of mid shelf bourbon you fucking chuds pay hundreds for.

[Anonymous No.16754050]

>>16754033
How many shotguns do you keep under the table just in case some crackhead or methhead comes and demands free stuff?

[Anonymous No.16754093]

>>16754050

Approximately zero because the police and fire dept HQ are right across a 2 lane road. We have it easy here

[Anonymous No.16754228]

>>16741443
you will be happy chud.