globohomo menu thread

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globohomo menu thread Anonymous Sun Sep 26 11:53:54 2021 No.16748742 [Reply] [Original]

post cringe menus

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 11:55:40 2021 No.16748750 Lunch Time is the happiest time of the day - dont ruin it with your DOG SHIT post

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 12:13:59 2021 No.16748811 File: 382 KB, 2544x4000, 15031362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748742 >French toast for $11

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 12:14:59 2021 No.16748814 >>16748742 By the size of the menu, you know the food is average, at best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 12:22:49 2021 No.16748845 >>16748814 this is fine I've seen almanacs that were like 30 fucking pages long

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 12:25:39 2021 No.16748860 Wtf is a "globohomo menu"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 12:29:24 2021 No.16748876 >>16748742 >”a 10% charge will be added to all to go orders” fuck this place

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 12:31:33 2021 No.16748884 File: 52 KB, 422x768, 1612783002684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748742

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 12:32:16 2021 No.16748889 File: 38 KB, 1144x460, moar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748876 home page

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 12:33:04 2021 No.16748891 File: 177 KB, 800x1042, 1620460653665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748884

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 12:36:43 2021 No.16748908 >>16748891 >20 bucks for stir fried veggies that probably takes 2 minutes to make the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 13:33:44 2021 No.16749177 >>16748742 this is genuinely inoffensive compared to some of the ridiculous shit I've seen you don't eat out very often, do ya?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 13:36:57 2021 No.16749191 File: 52 KB, 567x567, image_alho3qbit9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748884 >chirri garrik an prawn dumpring holy shit lmao do all the waiters tug on the sides of their eyes and go "A CHING CHONG VELY WERCOME TO YOU" as well?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 13:47:58 2021 No.16749244 >>16748811 >served without a side

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 13:53:03 2021 No.16749267 >>16748908 it's new zealand so it's expensive, but also 70 cents on the dollar to USD

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 15:12:17 2021 No.16749617 >>16749177 pipe down you fucking clown

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 15:14:22 2021 No.16749633 >>16748742 >Joey the Greek Omelet Why do they always have seemingly random names on these menu's? At least Zorba the Greek is a common reference. Not to mention Joey seems more like a guinea name

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 15:51:10 2021 No.16749804 >>16749191 Fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 15:57:37 2021 No.16749828 someone post sohlas menu

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 16:13:56 2021 No.16749894 File: 309 KB, 1260x1680, 408_503214490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boring, this is now a schizo menu thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 16:20:05 2021 No.16749921 File: 109 KB, 750x1000, hail_mary_brooklyn_menu_2[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16749828

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 16:37:52 2021 No.16749996 >>16749921 >58 dollarinos for a chicken never fails to make me laugh

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 16:40:27 2021 No.16750011 File: 1.13 MB, 3008x2000, DSC_0395[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16749996 Yeah, but it comes with the foot

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 17:09:06 2021 No.16750110 >>16750011 paint splatters on the plate bottle of hot sauce presentation that makes no real sense

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:17:31 2021 No.16751685 >>16749894 I feel like I'm about to have an epileptic fit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:49:33 2021 No.16751792 >>16748860 Pozzed cuisine Globohomo art in the illustrations

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:55:12 2021 No.16751802 >>16749633 It's called "fun". Try it some time

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 26 23:59:33 2021 No.16751815 >>16751792 Is this some kind of retarded /pol/ thing? This seems like a retarded /pol/ thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:03:42 2021 No.16751826 >>16748889 What a soy collection of bullet points

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:03:53 2021 No.16751827 >>16749894 It's like some one was having a stroke while making the menu wtf Not only is it random and have stupid names the layout is unappealing and confusing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:05:40 2021 No.16751830 >>16749921 >Mac and cheese with American cheese >$13 Kek gtfo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:11:05 2021 No.16751846 File: 606 KB, 1024x1024, 1618513099391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751802 Let's give these heckin' foodos some epically wacky names! Christmas giraffe turkey sub!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:13:46 2021 No.16751855 >>16748876 Shouldn't they be rewarding people for not dining in or something? Either way, I avoid places with that kind of bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:18:41 2021 No.16751872 File: 527 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20210927-001221.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:19:21 2021 No.16751876 >>16751815 Enjoy your $11 Pipin' Hot Pancakes, I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:20:18 2021 No.16751881 >>16751830 But it's house made.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:21:02 2021 No.16751885 File: 1.62 MB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20210927-001546.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751872 $21 no refunds

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:21:14 2021 No.16751886 >>16751872 ngl that tropical sounds good

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:22:29 2021 No.16751890 File: 1.78 MB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20210927-001509.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751885 Nice looking gyro it's like I was transported to the Mediterranean

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:22:35 2021 No.16751891 >>16748884 Kek is NZ typically this unafraid of offending people? Asking as a disillusioned Amerimutt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:23:32 2021 No.16751893 File: 1.18 MB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20210927-001501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751886 Faggot How about the shrimp scallop lobster and clam?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:24:35 2021 No.16751896 File: 1.05 MB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20210927-001704.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751893

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:25:47 2021 No.16751899 File: 2.17 MB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20210927-001416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751896 After all that greasy pizza I want something light how about a Greek salad

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:27:28 2021 No.16751908 File: 1.23 MB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20210927-001758.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751899 Don't forget to tip for your take out

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:29:02 2021 No.16751912 >>16751872 The only thing I see wrong with this menu is the "tropical pizza." The rest is pretty standard. Maybe a couple of dollars more expensive than usual, but not outrageously so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:31:44 2021 No.16751918 >>16751899 this is a lot less offensive than the others

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:33:01 2021 No.16751925 >>16749921 >shaved raw msuhroon do squirrels really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:34:26 2021 No.16751932 >>16751893 That actually looks like it'd taste good though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:35:47 2021 No.16751939 >>16751918 I think it was like $12 and it looks like shit they couldn't even crumble cheese

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:45:13 2021 No.16751967

>>16751912
The pizza looks soggy and way to greasy
They can't put toppings on right
Either way too much to where they won't get cooked and make the pizza even more soggy or not enough or not spread out enough
They put way too much cheap mozzarella that's why the pizza is so greasy
Their presentation is shit it looks like Chuck e cheese pizza if they picked out three toddlers from the ball pit and had them put all the toppings on but they charge premium price for a shit pizza
I guarantee you the sauce is the cheapest canned pizza sauce full of sugar direct from Cisco

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:46:14 2021 No.16751969 File: 239 KB, 786x1397, 20190412_180742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751967

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:47:57 2021 No.16751971 File: 119 KB, 786x1048, 2021-05-31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751969 Why can they not evenly disperse toppings it's literally every pizza they just pick one spot and throw everything there

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:48:42 2021 No.16751975 >>16749633 Probably a spoof on famous 20th century gambler Jimmy The Greek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:49:36 2021 No.16751979 File: 22 KB, 179x299, 2021-03-03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751971 Lol the forgot the fucking toppings and put them on after the pizza came out the oven

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:51:11 2021 No.16751980 File: 22 KB, 179x299, 20150426_142732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751979 Yummy american style salad pmrzw

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:52:03 2021 No.16751983 >>16749921 prices are shit, but it sounds good

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:56:36 2021 No.16751996 >>16751980 I really don't know why they can't spread the toppings evenly This is a $16.50 (plus take out tip) pizza they can't be bothered to spread the toppings evenly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 00:57:38 2021 No.16752001 File: 211 KB, 786x1048, 20181203_204323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751996 Forgot pic

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 01:02:48 2021 No.16752010

>>16748891
>A dish of complex flavours and spicy enough to blow a Trump hair piece clean off!

I don't even like Trump and I still find this cringe. Especially since they're from New Zealand. I'm American and can't fathom giving a shit about New Zealand's president (or prime minister, idk).

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 01:07:21 2021 No.16752019

>go to trendy part of town
>every restaurant has a calendar of gay events that stretches all the way to next year.
>there is a "pride shabbat"
>sign outside one store or restaurant says "if you have symptoms of covid 19, homophobia, sexism or racism please do not come in

I'm thinking this a filter for mediocre food. If there food was that good they wouldn't have to put stupid shit like that out front. Either that or they are literally forced to put it up or the fags bitch about it online until the media makes a stink. What a disaster of a country.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 01:12:47 2021 No.16752030
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>>16748742
>$11 for a wrap
>$14 for crazy fries
>$11 for pancakes
>massive menu
>faggy clipart designed to appeal to white females
"Something on the SWEETER SIDE!" is something Sam Hyde and crew would scream-laugh at for 10 minutes straight
>>16748884
>>16748891
This one is based, albeit overpriced as fuck
>>16749894
SOVL
>>16749921
>$11 salad
>$58 chicken
>$6 for a cup of granola and a plastic fruit cup
Go fuck yourself
>>16751872
Menu is fine but yeah the pics you posted look like dogshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 01:16:03 2021 No.16752037 this post >>16751886 was made before I saw what it looked like >>16751885 yeah i'd be pissed. it's like they cooked a normal shitty cheese pizza, then awkwardly plopped a bunch of ingredients on top. it does not work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 01:16:05 2021 No.16752038 >>16752030 >mass reply cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 01:31:11 2021 No.16752080 >>16748889 So I can’t sit by myself working on my laptop but I have to put up with some vapid pitmommy’s WMD, and I should expect to wait? Cute. Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 01:33:28 2021 No.16752088 >>16748891 >wow this is cringe af >NZ Ah. No surprise then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:11:42 2021 No.16752180 >>16751979 It's gravity, this is literally a physics equation look up the mario/luigi theorem on wikipedia

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:27:28 2021 No.16752202 >>16751971 Pepperoni aside that does look like good pizza though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:44:43 2021 No.16752233 File: 38 KB, 720x406, m4ux49j7-720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748742 >10% tax for NOT taking up their establishment's time and space

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:46:24 2021 No.16752236 File: 106 KB, 946x1024, 1605192155278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748891 >Mushrooms, grass, and a leaf >$24

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 02:59:29 2021 No.16752262
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>>16748742
>omelettes, pancakes, waffles, sandwiches, tendies
I’m not sure what’s supposed to bother me about it.
Seems pretty standard for a place that sells breakfast and not-breakfast.
Is it the non-generic sandwich names that are “cringe”?

If it’s the prices that are the problem, I’ve seen a ton worse.
Pic is part of the menu for a “Mexican” place in an area where the residents are either a richfag or a richfag’s trophy wife.
>$14 for fucking TWO beef enchiladas

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:05:38 2021 No.16752277
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Obligatory.
>$15 for a literal streetcart hotdog
>$9 for plain fries, called “just fries” to make you sound like a poorfag for ordering them instead of the truffle fries
>$5 Aquafina
>$19 for a total 20oz “flight” of relatively cheap beers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:12:39 2021 No.16752292 File: 1.91 MB, 2030x1440, Screenshot_20210927-170954~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748742

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:14:53 2021 No.16752297 >>16752292 >surcharge on public holidays That’s a new one for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:19:52 2021 No.16752306 File: 1.76 MB, 2025x1440, Screenshot_20210927-171007~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16752292

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:22:39 2021 No.16752311

>>16749921
Found an interesting review
>wanted to kinda speak up about hail mary, cause been here a couple of times for dinner, and frankly, despite some of these recent reviews, really really dig the place.
>went on a recent chilly sunday evening, and the 90s hiphop on their speakers with their hot toddy was a nice way to start. and despite the "bourbon banana split" not available, saw that their "no hombre left behind" cocktail donates a portion to the ACLU, so gladly had two.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:27:19 2021 No.16752321

>>16752311
>Opening a restaurant is one of the hardest business ventures to find success in and Sohla and her husband learned this the hard way. Their Brooklyn diner, Hail Mary, closed after just eleven months of business. Both Sohla and Ham believed that a part of the reason why the restaurant wasn’t successful was because white customers were expecting ‘ethnic’ food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:28:23 2021 No.16752323 File: 832 KB, 320x240, 1604067681923.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16752311 >saw that their "no hombre left behind" cocktail donates a portion to the ACLU, so gladly had two. I just want them dead

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:31:01 2021 No.16752329

>>16752323
>Beginning in 2008, El-Waylly attended The Culinary Institute of America (CIA).[3] She says that while at CIA, she was sexually harassed by a dean, and when she spoke up a female dean told her, "That's what happens in the real world. You better get used to it."[5]
>In a 2017 interview with GQ, El-Waylly explained that customers often entered Hail Mary expecting "foreign or exotic ingredients" because of the owners' cultural backgrounds; she stated "There would have been more leeway allowed in the food shrouded by illusion of ‘authenticity’...There are white chefs that can pull from different cultures without explanation, but us making white food always needs a thesis behind it."[9]
>In June 2020, a photo of Bon Appétit editor-in-chief Adam Rapoport in brownface resurfaced online and sparked widespread criticism.[12] During an emergency company-wide Zoom meeting, El-Waylly called for Rapoport to step down.[2] She then publicly accused the magazine of discriminating towards employees of color, claiming they were subject to lesser pay than their non-minority counterparts. Rapoport resigned the same day.[13][14] In August 2020, El-Waylly announced on her Instagram that she would no longer appear in videos on the magazine's YouTube channel due to continued lack of progress by Condé Nast Entertainment in resolving the issues that had arisen, though she would continue to contribute recipes and articles to the magazine and website. Soon after, she announced she had completely severed ties with Bon Appétit.[15]
>On September 23, 2020, a new series titled Stump Sohla was announced, which would be hosted on Andrew Rea's Babish Culinary Universe YouTube channel. The show premiered the next day.[16] El-Waylly said she decided to work with Rea because she would have more creative control and direct cut of the video revenue. "I just really don't want to be a prop," she said in an interview with New York magazine.[5]
What a tough life

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 03:32:28 2021 No.16752332 >>16752329 Yes Im well aware of the disgusting creature Sohla is. None of that shit ever happened that she claims did, I would stake both my nuts on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 05:46:07 2021 No.16752586 >>16752321 her husband's name is HAM?

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 06:01:24 2021 No.16752614

>>16752329
>In a 2017 interview with GQ, El-Waylly explained that customers often entered Hail Mary expecting "foreign or exotic ingredients" because of the owners' cultural backgrounds
Lol what a load of contrived bullshit.
Some of the best pizza/pasta joints I’ve ever been to were owned by Arabs.
The best Italian food I’ve ever had was in Tokyo.
The best ramen I’ve ever had was made by a white dude who opened a ramen shop and never even visited Japan but hopes to soon.
Nobody gives a fuck what the “ethnicity” of a restaurant’s owner/staff is in the sense it should somehow affect the food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 08:59:51 2021 No.16752917 >>16751967 Yeah but that's not menu cringe, that's just bad food.

>>	s age Mon Sep 27 09:43:49 2021 No.16753024 >>16752030 >mass reply >eceleb garbage >muh sovl >pepe pic Yep, it's garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:38:33 2021 No.16753165 >>16748889 >Charge extra to takeaway >No laptops to prevent people from staying longer presumably Well, which is it?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:40:54 2021 No.16753170 >>16753165 Anon, it's a restaurant in California. They just put up random rules to act snooty. It looks retarded to anyone who's not American, but the demanding respect over trivial things is a big part of culture in the USA

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:42:43 2021 No.16753175 >>16752292 This is the kind of place that my girlfriend would love

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:43:43 2021 No.16753178 >>16752297 You think employee see any of that X

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:46:50 2021 No.16753185 >>16752614 >The best Italian food I ever had was in Japan Yeah fucking right I almost believed you till this you're full of fucking shit man either that or retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:50:18 2021 No.16753192 >>16749921 >deep fried burrata how do you deep fry burrata?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:50:36 2021 No.16753193 >>16752262 >clientele is likely to be rich >operating costs are likely to be higher Charging more money is just good business sense in this instance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:51:49 2021 No.16753198 >>16752614 in fairness I dont want my shit chinese takeaway cooked by a white

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:53:14 2021 No.16753203 >>16752277 >couldnt be fucked to capitalize “burger”

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:54:21 2021 No.16753205 >>16753192 put it in the deep fryer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:56:39 2021 No.16753214 >>16753165 >charge extra for takeaway >no reservations, expect to wait on weekends bruh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 10:57:41 2021 No.16753216 >>16753205 the whole damn ball? what madman does that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 12:45:42 2021 No.16753537 File: 3 KB, 125x125, 1612042832795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751815 >can't read between the lines >can't into context clues >completely out of the local loop >accuses others of retardation

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 12:59:15 2021 No.16753572 File: 159 KB, 800x883, 1615477092254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16752329 I'm more worried about what that poor dean is going through that he would even approach this thing sexually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 13:06:12 2021 No.16753606 File: 795 KB, 1080x1724, Screenshot_20210927-180443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748742 My personal favorite is the hot cock

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:20:43 2021 No.16754287 >>16749894 >If you want to see your daughter again, you will leave the cash beside the mailbox at 5th and main at 9pm Monday night "Bob, your supposed to be writing a menu." "Oh." >Gyros & Grilled Shrimp...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:35:09 2021 No.16754341 >>16752277 The only good thing about this menu is that they charge vegans an extra $6 for a veggie patty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 17:12:59 2021 No.16754464 >>16752080 As a resident in a supremely soi city, usually they have a fenced-off "dog park" area on their patio that the dog fuckers take their "fur babies" to. So you don't actually have to be near the mongrels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:12:29 2021 No.16754916 ITT: retards failing to understand how operating costs and marketing work >>16749894 Would.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:18:25 2021 No.16754946 >>16749921 >$13 for mac and cheese >$16 for a cheeseburger That shit better make me cum, or it better come with a blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:20:10 2021 No.16754956 File: 1.48 MB, 2108x1612, 1608737091719.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] right up the street from the former Aryan Nations HQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:28:09 2021 No.16754985 >>16751872 Perpperoni

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 20:40:38 2021 No.16755300 >>16754916 >understand baumol’s cost disease >still prefer to make my own food rather than pay faggot restaurateurs $17 for a quarter of an avocado and 1 gram of feta cheese on plain toast

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 20:44:43 2021 No.16755316 >>16755300 Let's be real, you can't afford a $17 dollar meal whether it's worth the price or not

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 20:51:56 2021 No.16755363 >>16755316 >only poor people refrain from buying overpriced things severe case of niggerbrain

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 21:02:20 2021 No.16755421 >>16749921 Isn't that the place ran into the ground by that Dora the explorer looking bitch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 21:05:07 2021 No.16755430 >>16751893 I wish I'm allergic to shrimp and lobster and it's bullshit because it happened spontaneously in my 30s so I know exactly what I'm missing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 21:10:56 2021 No.16755468 >>16752614 Where I live Mexicans cook everything. In fact the best Italian place in my city has a Mexican head chef that's amazing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 21:40:20 2021 No.16755601 >>16751896 Let's see Bryan Allens pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 21:44:22 2021 No.16755616 >>16752277 Im assuming this is Las Vegas. If it is prices are normal. Usually you'll get a 25% card to a place like this if you buy tickets to a show

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 21:45:49 2021 No.16755621 >>16754956 >"steak" fries

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 00:54:17 2021 No.16756211 File: 259 KB, 776x913, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748742 What the actual fuck is this menu? This makes me unironically mad that people accept this shit.

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 00:56:15 2021 No.16756217
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>>16748742
Holy shit, how do they get away charging so much for bullshit?
I have no less than 3 good breakfast places within 10 minutes of me that serve double that shit for less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 01:18:41 2021 No.16756287 >>16748811 French toast is a way to use bread scraps at home and they turned into hipster bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 01:25:46 2021 No.16756306 >>16751899 >random dolma thrown in >pickled unsliced peppers >lettuce ΓΑΜΩ ΤΗ ΜΑΝΑ ΣΟΥ ΠΟΥΤΑΝΑ ΗΘΕΛΕΣ ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΗ ΚΟΥΖΙΝΑ ΠΟΡΝΗ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 04:44:47 2021 No.16756745 >>16753606 For me its the Coq rings.

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 05:24:13 2021 No.16756811

>>16755300
>baumol’s cost disease
You think you understand and are smart throwing out some not too well known economic concept. But you are truly retarded if you think baumol's cost disease explains what people are reacting to it this thread, or the perceived high costs of food.

I don't know if you work, but if we extend your argument, anyone would be retarded to pay anyone to do anything because they could do it themselves. We'd get a very basic economy and have way lower "living standard" than today.

Again, I don't know if you work, probably not. Due to comparative advantages it's actually good to not do everything yourself.

There's just so many poor people here that just don't understand that people that earn decent money are happy to pay they're way out of cooking or cleaning or changing the tires of their cars. It's part of the poor person mentality, and why poor people stay poor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 05:47:06 2021 No.16756860 >>16751908 >tips to go >take one dollar as i leave >get yelled at ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 06:13:36 2021 No.16756896 File: 40 KB, 486x659, 1586724964648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748884 >Holy Cock >Yummy Cow Pat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 06:50:19 2021 No.16756969 >>16751815 Maybe this board isn't for you bud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 06:54:05 2021 No.16756979 File: 41 KB, 798x644, EfXCE01UYAA8csO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748742 >huevos rancheros >$13.95 que carajo es eso

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 07:17:06 2021 No.16757028 >>16748811 It better be huge and stuffed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 07:31:31 2021 No.16757057 >>16752292 > perfect with poached egg or bacon Okay, then why isn't it a part of the dish? What am I supposed to do with that information?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 07:45:40 2021 No.16757076 File: 67 KB, 913x706, a761xj1v98nz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748891 >Nasi Goreng >Nazi Göring

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 07:51:19 2021 No.16757083 >>16755421 I believe so

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 07:56:17 2021 No.16757088 >>16748884 >on peanut and 'saliva' salad >saliva salad So it's OK to spit in the customer's food if they pay $16 for it

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 08:01:49 2021 No.16757099

>>16753185
tokyo is a top five global city you fucking retard. if it's so hard for you to imagine one of the biggest and wealthiest cities in the world could produce world class food then you really need to neck yourself after you finish eating your mayo slathered mcchicken

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 08:09:51 2021 No.16757130

>>16752329
She and her entire BA saga is a textbook example of a psychopath in action
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy_in_the_workplace
SJW rhetoric is like a crutch for her. She can metaphorically prop herself up with it, and also beat other people with it if they dare to speak up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 08:16:48 2021 No.16757148 >>16752323 >>16752311 I can assure you, as a lawyer, the ACLU does not need any money from you. This is like if you're a conservative and own a restaurant that donates money to the Koch brothers with every purchase. You're not helping anyone

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 08:21:49 2021 No.16757159 File: 437 KB, 1000x1295, guy's restaurant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 08:23:05 2021 No.16757160 >>16757159 The only people that get mad at Fieri are dead heroin addicts

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 08:34:24 2021 No.16757198 >>16749921 >$58 for a fried chicken Do New Yorkers really?

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 08:59:10 2021 No.16757284

Why does every restaurant suck now? I live in the same area from where I went to college, and since I've graduated 3 years ago, the price of everything has increased by 30%. It is almost impossible to eat a meal under $15 that isn't McDonald's, plus another $10 if you are getting drinks. Not to mention every place is ridiculously understaffed, so not only do they close before 10:00, but they also have god awful service. Can't Amazon or google fix this shit with robots or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 09:01:47 2021 No.16757288 >>16753537 >look at me I'm so mindfucked by being on /pol/ all the time I can't fathom how non-shizos think

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 09:04:48 2021 No.16757293

>>16757284
Go to another one then you fucking mong. Why the fuck do you think they owe you anything? There are idiots keeping them in business and you don't like their wares just fuck off and never go back. You fucking cunts all cry about communism but cry 24/7 when something you don't like is on the market.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 09:05:36 2021 No.16757297 >>16757284 you probably live in a state with a minimum wage higher than $10

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 09:11:32 2021 No.16757309 >>16757297 Sadly no. Just in a heavily gentrified area

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 09:42:08 2021 No.16757396 >>16757284 combination of higher food and labor costs and greedy cheapskate owners

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 11:50:11 2021 No.16757774 >>16757284 Cook your own food then, you lazy nigger-faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 17:36:31 2021 No.16759056 File: 179 KB, 1023x618, factory processed transnational conglomerate meal deals.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Picrel is globohomo menu. OP is a fucking faggot attacking small business competitors. Fuck you OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 17:43:14 2021 No.16759076 >>16748742 >no laptop/tablets who the fuck are you to decide if I bring my gear or not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 17:54:23 2021 No.16759101 >>16754956 >HoboSTD that menu was designed by the owner (or his daughter, whoever is better at the computer)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 17:57:29 2021 No.16759112 >>16751855 Seems that way, you're freeing up a table and don't have to be waited on. Seems like a way to force a tip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 20:29:27 2021 No.16759713 >>16757198 No, which is why it closed so quickly

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 20:30:00 2021 No.16759716 >>16748742 Angel Oak sounds great fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 20:52:15 2021 No.16759793 >>16757159 Football: The Meal always gets me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 20:52:39 2021 No.16759796 >>16757159 I started with >Guy's Big Balls and couldn't tell if it was a joke or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 20:55:09 2021 No.16759813 >>16757284 Even shitty fast food is that expensive now. I hardly eat out anymore, my 1 constant is weekly half price pho from a decent noodle place near my house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 21:03:55 2021 No.16759854 >>16754287 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 21:25:44 2021 No.16759962 File: 267 KB, 619x518, 0D4FA8F5-0043-41D0-93A5-FF42A6143B80.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16749921 Citycels, explain yourselves

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 22:19:21 2021 No.16760231 >>16759962 Having a big house isn't everything. To me, living in area I like is more important than having a bigger house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 22:29:32 2021 No.16760287 >>16752019 >pride shabbat Wonder how that works. Does a jew pull down his pants at the table and say "boy, I sure wish a guy would come sit on my cock."

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 23:29:09 2021 No.16760599

>>16748742
This restaurant looks really good, I'd gladly eat here.
However the Folly Cristo looks seriously inferior to a regular Monte Cristo. Ham, eggs, and cheddar is no match for ham and swiss esp. on french toast with maple syrup.
I think if I ordered it I'd ask them to put my eggs on the side and sub swiss for cheddar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 23:30:41 2021 No.16760612 >>16759056 >2 for you! 3 for free!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 23:40:32 2021 No.16760672 File: 112 KB, 600x800, indian best pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 23:46:28 2021 No.16760698 >>16752297 It's Australian. By law employees must be paid time and a half on public holidays which increases prices. Also, I K ow those plates in the photo. They're from kmart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 00:06:38 2021 No.16760787 >>16760672 this places looks based

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 00:42:23 2021 No.16760933 >>16760672 This is based. the right kind of globo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 00:50:31 2021 No.16760963 >7 dollars for biscuits and gravy and an egg >almost 8 dollars if you get it to go

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 01:35:28 2021 No.16761082 >>16760231 Go live in a grave you goth poseur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 09:32:27 2021 No.16762174 >>16760672 i want to order from here and get a pizza that will make me sick how tf are pizzas so cheap? $2.20 lira for a chicken tikka pizza? that's 25 US cents.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 09:37:32 2021 No.16762187 >>16749894 this is the most annoying to read thing of all time

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 09:42:40 2021 No.16762197 >>16749894 If this was placed in front of me I would ask for a more legible menu and if they couldn't provide one I'd make the waitress read it to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 09:43:20 2021 No.16762199 File: 52 KB, 552x663, 1632382491083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16749921 >$58 for a fried chicken >>16752311 >>16752321 >>16752329 I'm glad it's closed, what a loon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 09:52:07 2021 No.16762216 >>16762174 >britain >euro symbol >lira what the fuck are you talking about

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 09:53:27 2021 No.16762219 File: 83 KB, 1252x698, menu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KISS

Anonymous Wed Sep 29 09:54:22 2021 No.16762220

>>16762199
That man has quit all pretense.
I used to make drink combos just like that too, but I would go into the restroom on the train to do it.
Or, here's a real protip, I would keep the vodka bottle in my backpack and take sips out of it with a straw while pretending to look for something on the bottom of the bag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 10:00:09 2021 No.16762234 >>16762216 Why is the euro symbol an L? I thought it would be an E

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 10:07:10 2021 No.16762256 File: 17 KB, 260x280, currencies-symbol-icons-set-dollar-260nw-744057904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16762234 I guess we're both retards, it's brit pounds

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 10:16:09 2021 No.16762292 >>16748742 > Greek omelet $11.50 What garbage state is this menu from? I've literally never paid more than maybe $6-$7 for a Greek omelet

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 10:19:27 2021 No.16762306 >>16751969 I'd eat this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 11:11:07 2021 No.16762487 >>16760672 with prices and a menu like this, I would order the whole lot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 11:50:41 2021 No.16762648 Any restaurant that calls anything on its menu "Our famous" can go fuck itself.

Anonymous Wed Sep 29 12:07:04 2021 No.16762705
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>>16751792
>dude that food is POZZED
>NOT based! actually pretty globo homo clown world of you!! Not very surf the kali yuga of you at all!!
>I mean YIKES. didn't sam hyde make fun of that once?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 12:28:07 2021 No.16762790 >>16762705 back to reddït with ye

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 13:19:57 2021 No.16762966 >>16751876 >>16753537 >>16756969 polfags detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 13:21:28 2021 No.16762973 >>16757288 /pol/ is in your head rent free

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 13:22:37 2021 No.16762980 >>16748811 How poor are you that you think 11 fucking dollars is a lot of money?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 13:27:00 2021 No.16763003 >>16762256 Pounds symbol is # those are lira

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 15:10:52 2021 No.16763397 File: 284 KB, 1419x1632, 1602372388507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16751872 I'll take the White pizza please

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 15:12:36 2021 No.16763404 >>16762705 >>>/r/eddit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 15:23:04 2021 No.16763443 >>16752030 Based post >>16753024 >can’t even sage >calling apu pepe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 15:25:27 2021 No.16763447 >>16752292 >$10.50 for eggs on toast

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 15:26:12 2021 No.16763450 >>16762973 They're not in my head they fucking infest this website

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 15:49:22 2021 No.16763506 >>16760672 Rather eat here than any of the white liberal shitholes higher up in the thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 15:50:32 2021 No.16763509 >>16762705 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 16:20:23 2021 No.16763637 >>16762790 >>16763404 >>16763509 hit dog

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 16:51:10 2021 No.16763767 >>16756811 >actually, the reason poor people are poor is because they think paying people large amounts of money to do trivial shit for them is bad Cool. You should be fucked with two kitchen knives until they meet in the middle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 17:22:46 2021 No.16763889 >>16759056 SOVL

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 29 18:35:33 2021 No.16764181 File: 106 KB, 416x640, 1A68EA8C-EC4B-4AA7-A8CA-8D0F0CFC00E0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16748742

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