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Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:19:14 2021 No.16754281 [Reply] [Original]

I WANT TO EAT THE SWEETEST, most unhealthy, diabetes inducing, most caloric dessert that there is. Any suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:21:23 2021 No.16754291 >>16754281 sugar, in water

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:23:52 2021 No.16754299 probably one of those towering ice cream monstrosities with bacon and tons of syrup etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:23:53 2021 No.16754300 File: 2.84 MB, 960x540, Burger King Dessert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16754281

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:24:34 2021 No.16754303 >>16754281 deep fried cheesecake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:24:53 2021 No.16754306 Donuts maybe? Sugar, fried, dough. It's the best of every world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:26:10 2021 No.16754312 >>16754303 Oh good idea. Fried cheesecake with some sort of sugary dipping sauce.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:32:25 2021 No.16754332

Hong Kong style French toast
Take 3 slices of the thickest, most heavily processed white bread you can find
Your choice of sweet bread paste, like peanut butter, Nutella, jelly, etc
2 or 3 eggs
Condensed milk and butter
Vegetable oil

Basically make a triple decker sandwich of whatever fillings you decide, make sure they stick together
Cut off the crusts (this is important, they'll turn to shit once we fry it)
Whisk the eggs, coat the sandwich with the eggs, enough to just evenly coat everything, don't soak it
In a pan, heat up at least an inch of vegetable oil
Once hot, fry it up; start with the edges of the sandwich in order to seal it shut, for a few seconds each. Then fry the rest of it, one half at a time, probably like 30 seconds - a minute each side
Drizzle with condensed syrup and top with a slice of butter
Wa la

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:32:25 2021 No.16754333 tres leches

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:32:35 2021 No.16754334 >>16754303 >deep fried cheesecake. Amateur >>16754281 Deep fried chocolate lava cake

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:33:54 2021 No.16754338 >>16754281 try any indian sweet like Galub jamun, Jalebi or ladoos It's basically sugar, butter, more sugar, wheat, and sugar

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:37:04 2021 No.16754347 File: 84 KB, 970x514, 19F475B5-AD56-447B-A81B-3C2CCBA01497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16754281

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:38:06 2021 No.16754352 >>16754281 >>16754347 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x9mmOndQz4 My teeth physically hurt watching this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:56:52 2021 No.16754403 Pound for pound isn't the "worst" or most calorically dense thing just straight sugar? I think a pound of jolly ranchers would be much worse for you than a pound of any cake. So, buy a bag of jolly ranchers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 16:58:22 2021 No.16754408 >>16754403 >Pound for pound isn't the "worst" or most calorically dense thing just straight sugar? No, fat is most calorically dense. Protein and carbs have 4 calories per gram, fat has 9.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 17:00:04 2021 No.16754413 Probably some kind of bastard amalgamation from instagram that's like a nutella stuffed skillet cookie with candy and whipped cream and fudge, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 17:01:00 2021 No.16754415 File: 2.75 MB, 500x280, American Culture and Cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16754281

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 17:03:58 2021 No.16754427 >>16754352 >>16754347 Good lord, that oreo shake when converted is 63 teaspoons of sugar 63 YOU DIABETIC AMERICANS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 17:15:14 2021 No.16754473 File: 256 KB, 1000x563, intro-1605726621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this pie from costco is 8000 calories

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 17:22:39 2021 No.16754485 File: 48 KB, 599x900, Gigi-Spice-Hot-Pink-Panties.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16754281 Strawberrys and hot pink panties.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 17:25:28 2021 No.16754493 >>16754473 Your supposed to portion and share it instead eating the whole thing at one time like a big fat piggo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 17:44:58 2021 No.16754558 >>16754281 Look up crack pie. Pretty obscene and delicious

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 17:46:02 2021 No.16754563 >>16754493 can't leave humanity behind with recommended portions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:42:14 2021 No.16754793 >>16754281 Chocolate peanut butter cheesecake. I made on one time and it had something like 15000 calories in total for ~7" inch cake.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:17:26 2021 No.16754942

>>16754281
Cracker Barrel Apple Dumpling

"When Men’s Health contributor Sarah Jacobsson Purewal sat down for a family meal at Cracker Barrel, she was shocked when she used the My Fitness Pal app to check the nutrition stats for CB’s Baked Apple Dumplin.

According to My Fitness Pal, this dish packs 3,229 calories. Yes, 3,229!"

Cracker Barrel themselves state,
Is nutritional information available for your menu items?
"Here at Cracker Barrel, we pride ourselves on using recipes and ingredients that are genuine and of the highest quality available. We strive to prepare and present these food items to you in a way that upholds those authentic traditions of days gone by.

Cracker Barrel certainly understands the health-conscious concerns that some of our guests have. While we are currently unable to provide exact calorie or fat content information for our entire menu, the following choices may help you in your selection. You can get very specific nutritional information on some select dishes at both weightwatchers.com and healthydiningfinder.com"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:22:49 2021 No.16754965 >>16754347 Came in here to say shake with real ice cream. Most people are flabbergasted when they find out for the first time how calorically dense these are.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:37:41 2021 No.16755024
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>>16754281
To get the sweetest, most caloric thing, you're looking to max out pure fat while keeping enough sweetener to taste sugary. You could just stir sucralose into oil, but webm related is a good candidate for an actual recipe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:41:15 2021 No.16755038 >>16755024 Gay =/= Sweet

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:42:46 2021 No.16755047 File: 2.45 MB, 640x360, brandy butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Brandy butter is just fat, sugar, and booze. It's about 600 calories / 100g.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:43:48 2021 No.16755051 File: 2.87 MB, 432x230, men-in-black-alien.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16754291 The Edgar special

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:44:56 2021 No.16755057 >>16754352 alexander was right about the brits

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:45:16 2021 No.16755061 >>16754281 bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:46:15 2021 No.16755064 >>16754281 high fructose corn syrup and butter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:46:18 2021 No.16755065 >>16754427 as if anybody goes to baskin robbins

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:46:26 2021 No.16755066 >>16754300 NGL, looks breddy gud

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:46:43 2021 No.16755070 >>16754473 Those costco pies are huge, like 12" diameter and weigh close to 4 pounds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:48:18 2021 No.16755074 >>16755070 They weigh 4.38 pounds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:49:08 2021 No.16755081 >>16754427 aktuallee it's 79.35

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:49:08 2021 No.16755082 >>16755074 >4.38 That's close to 4.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:53:20 2021 No.16755100 >>16755082 Way to split hairs, bud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 20:03:06 2021 No.16755131 >>16754347 Fucking hell, and just the other day I was reading a dozen page long piece on what a huge, unsolvable mystery the obesity epidemic was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:32:42 2021 No.16755759 >>16755131 >unsolvable It is solvable if we gave people the right advice. Same with diabetes, fatty liver, cvd, most cancers, etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:15:08 2021 No.16755895 >>16755070 you can't eat a four pound pie? are you a woman?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:30:13 2021 No.16755937 Do Amerifats really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:32:21 2021 No.16755944 >>16755759 Giving people advice does nothing if they have no incentive to follow it. It's not like anyone is forced to be a fatass, even nowadays. It's just that weak willpower is common.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:33:47 2021 No.16755948 >>16755937 Euroean pro cyclists in the tdf consume literal sugar water and sugar gels for weeks on end yet have no health issues or diabetes. Why is it that only Americans have issues with sugar?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:34:22 2021 No.16755949 >>16754347 >263g of sugar Impressive, but can you do better? Any "dessert" that goes over 300?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:53:03 2021 No.16756013 >>16754347 Crustaceans

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 00:05:16 2021 No.16756056 >>16755948 The average yuro is not a pro cyclist

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 00:10:52 2021 No.16756065 >>16755759 >>16755944 By the way, the solution to all of those issues is long term fasting Snake diet

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 01:10:56 2021 No.16756268

>>16754281
>Not making your own dessert
You are on /ck/ anon, why don't you get off your ass and make a supreme dessert.
Do a chess cake, top it fruit butter cream, and walnut caramel sauce. It's frankly simple, calorically dense, and you can make it as disgusting sweet as you want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 01:13:06 2021 No.16756274 >>16754291 >no fat content

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 07:32:44 2021 No.16757059 File: 252 KB, 1000x1000, snek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16756065 >Snake diet Begone

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 07:35:42 2021 No.16757063 >>16755948 >pro cyclists inb4 this becomes a toilet-posting thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 07:40:54 2021 No.16757066 >>16755051 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 08:03:22 2021 No.16757106 A stick of butter dusted with powdered sugar

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 09:38:49 2021 No.16757387 File: 280 KB, 464x352, diabeetus.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16754300 fucking hell, I got the beetus just from watching that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 09:46:18 2021 No.16757408 >>16757059 retard level image

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 09:49:22 2021 No.16757417 >>16754281 baklava

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 09:51:32 2021 No.16757422 pecan pralines

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 09:52:24 2021 No.16757423 >>16754281 Vasherin - layers of chocolate pudding and meringue covered in whipped cream. It would be impossible to swallow a bite without the whipped cream.

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