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Do you eat your fries with the ketchup ontop like an adult, or on the side like a manchild?

>> No.16758784

I prefer to glance at the ketchup bottle across the room.

>> No.16758789

>>16758776
ontop is the worst method.Who wants one fry coated in ketchup whilst the others go unseasoned?

>> No.16758806

>>16758776
I put catsup all along each individual fry's shaft for maximum mouth feel and umami distribution.

>> No.16758818

>>16758776
i double dip

>> No.16758843

>>16758789
not to mention sogginess

>> No.16758855

>>16758776
on the side, but i dip them in mustard instead

>> No.16759398

>>16758776
On top get the fries all soggy and your fingers extra dirty when picking them up.

>> No.16759542

>>16758789
>implying that ketchup is seasoning

>> No.16759556

i pour the ketchup into a bowl and then pour in the fries, and eat with a fork

>> No.16759652

>>16758806
I bet you work the shaft like a pro

>> No.16759663

>>16758776
What up junkie, how much shit did you shoot in your arms tonight?

>> No.16759739

>>16758776
I don't eat fries, they're for children.

>> No.16759743

>>16758776
I had to attend 1 year of high school with The Brothers in the ghetto and everyday a group would walk to the corner store and share amongst them a serving of chili cheese fries while they smoked a blunt in a cypher and one time i was invited along and when I tried the chilli cheese fries they were all soggy and disgusting and I almost threw up which is why I never put the toppings on my fries EVER but use a side dish for dipping.

Captcha: KKK4N

>> No.16759788

>>16758776
I do not suffer from severe autism so I don't have a strong opinion about either method and I don't care about how other people eat their fries.

>> No.16759801
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>>16758776
>the adult way
>getting ketchup all over your hands and face like a drooling retard

sure, kiddo. pic related, its you

>> No.16759815

>>16758776
I eat my fries with ketchup as far away from my food as possible.
Ketchup is the shittiest condiment I can think of and everyone I've known who couldn't eat fries & stuff without it have been grown-ass children, 2 of them legitimately retarded.
Ketchup is certified manchild food just like tendies & chocolate milk.

>> No.16759829

>>16759801
>implying you'd use your hands to eat fries topped with ketchup
Underageb&

>> No.16759834
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16759834

>>16759829
>BRO I USE A FORK TO EAT MY FRIES IM AN ADULT

>> No.16759852

>>16759801
>implying your face and hands aren't already dirty from eating greasy salty finger food
You'll need to wash your hands and face afterwards either way.

>> No.16759876

Melted aged cheddar and Frank's RedHot on top for a healthy version of bowling alley hot cheesy fries

>> No.16759890
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>>16758776
I eat chips with Worcestershire sauce

>> No.16759924

>>16759890
Besides putting W-sauce in burgers which you should do, I also recommend using a little bit of it as a sauce for burgers instead of ketchup, assuming you have one of the thicker, non-watery ones

>> No.16759929

>>16759801
>>16759834
OP BTFO by a fucking soyjack poster, OP will never recover

>> No.16759992

>>16758776
I toss aside the baby-chup and dip my fries in pure mayo like an actual adult

>> No.16760070

>>16758784
I just dip my fries directly into the bottle

>> No.16760960

>>16758776
i put them ontop because they are easier to slide up my ass

>> No.16760990

>>16758776
I squeeze out a dab of chup directly onto each fry before taking a bite.

>> No.16761008

>>16758776
i eat my fries plain because if they are actually good, they don't need condiments

>> No.16761363

If I'm eating by myself, then I'll add the condiments directly to the fries. If I'm sharing my food, then I put the condiments in a vessel.

>> No.16761369

>pouring the ketchup on the fries

Man, you are a real monkeyretarded manchild if you do this shit. You always have to deal with a soggy, ketchupy bite of fries at the tail end of your meal, every single time, and you can't just pick up the fries with your hands or else you inflict yourself with the ketchup status effect. Pouring it on the fries is absolutely batshit

>> No.16761578

>>16758776
i shove it up my ass and dip it from there

>> No.16761757

>>16759924
>assuming you have one of the thicker, non-watery ones
>thicker, non-watery ones
He's never had worcester sauce.

>> No.16761766

>>16758776
Red and White is the perfect way to go.

>> No.16763212
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16763212

On top because it makes retards seethe. I also prefer mustard on my fries

>> No.16763630

>>16758776
I like to keep the ketchup far away from my fries and use mayo instead

>> No.16763674

>ketchup

I use spicy bbq like a real man

>> No.16763687

>adult
>eating fries
pick one

>> No.16763710
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>>16758776
I eat it with the ketchup in the fucking cupboard because I'm not a weirdo

Mayonnaise all the way fucktards

>> No.16763983

>>16758776
>ketchup on fries
>calling other people manchild

ketchup is objectively the worst topping for fries if anything else is available, and chances are most places that serve worthwhile fries have some kind of house sauce or something.

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>>16758776
Both since I have a chiselled and defined jawline

>> No.16764481

>>16758776
on the top, with mayo as well as catsup.
and then I use a fork

>> No.16764593

>>16763212
>On top because it makes retards seethe.
see>>16759801

>> No.16766084

>>16759556
holy shit you are a fucking faggot anon

>> No.16766096

On the side but still directly on the pile of fries if that makes sense.

>> No.16766113

>>16758776
I eat them with mayo, like a conesiour.

>> No.16766114

>>16758776
Irrelevant. But I do know that the best brand of ketchup is Hunt's

>> No.16766115
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>>16758776
On the side. I also keep my pasta sauce on the side and dip the noodles in it.

>> No.16766149

both
some on top of the fries and when they're gone I got a bit on the side mixed with some spices like black pepper or curry for the ones that didn't get covered

>> No.16766153

>>16758776
Ketchup on top is fucking stupid

>> No.16766250

I don't eat fries. I like to lick the salt off, and put them back in the pile though.

>> No.16766253

>>16766114
>Hunt's sugar sauce

>> No.16766255

>>16766113
I see your mayo and raise you one garlic mayo

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>>16758776
I keep the ketchup packet in one hand and I apply it directly to each fry as I eat them

>> No.16766257

>>16766115
>noodles

>> No.16766262

>>16760070
>not stuffing the fries into the bottle and shaking it

>> No.16766272
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>>16758776
Pic Related. Mayo Straight ontop. Aint nothing like some good mayo desu

>> No.16766284

I eat my fries with honey

>> No.16766297

>>16764481
>use a fork
cringe unless there is gravy involved. A good old based frite sauce is not to be overlooked

>> No.16766376

>>16766284
BASED
but fat

>> No.16766906

>>16759890
You're trying too hard my guy

>> No.16768368

dipping is better because the fries stay crispy longer

>> No.16768380

>>16758776
ontop and on side as there is never enough ketchup

>> No.16768451

>>16758776
I keep an unopened bottle of ketchup in a cage in my kitchen that I only ever acknowledge by giving it smug, mocking glances while I prepare my chips with salt and nothing else

>> No.16768484

>>16759890
this. worcestershire is good on chips. like a deeper, richer salt and vinegar flavour you used to get from the fish n chippies

>> No.16768504

>>16768368
back before the coof took my job away i bartended at a brewpub
the kitchen made delicious hand cut fries that were perfectly crispy but a lot of the yokels would send the fries back or wait to eat them until they were done with their sandwich because they were "too crispy"

my operating theory is that a lot of people are addicted to eating soggy fast food fries eaten cold out of a bag and don't know what a proper fry is supposed to be like

>> No.16768510

>>16768504
some malt vinegar couldve taken that edge of for those babies. i also prefer to consume all my fries before my sandwich is done since the sandwich is the superior food, might aswell end the meal on a high note.

>> No.16768535

>>16768510
those rubes would have told me to take my vinegar back to france and called me a faggot for being such an elitist as to put vinegar on fries

we're talking about fucking iowa here one time someone saw me eating some fries with mayonnaise and completely lost their shit over it

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16768543

>eating garbage food
What a shit thread. Stop being fat or the Architect will haunt your dreams.

>> No.16768544

>>16768535
what are their feelings on BBQ or steak sauce with fries?

>> No.16768653
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>>16758784
>>16758789
>>16758806
>>16759556
>>16759743
>>16759815
>>16766084
>>16758776
believing that I will put ketchup on my fries
when in reality I will put STEAK SAUCE on my fries

to be fair there are some types of ketchup that are alright, ive recently found Frenches to be good, in the packets at least - it has to have a hearty taste for fries, less sugar and more vinegar than usual, otherwise Nope

>> No.16768661

>>16768544
ketchup, ketchup, and moar ketchup
i never realized how much ketchup the trump crowd consumes until i worked front of house

>> No.16768730

Fries is pretty much the only time I eat ketchup, and I use a ridiculous amount of it too. If they're more substantial like steak fries or "chips" then vinegar is admittedly better.

>> No.16768790

>>16758776
what am i if i eat them with salt and vinegar and refuse to eat any if there ketchup on them?

>> No.16768809

No sauce, I like the flavor of plain fries, but I make my fries in the airfryer (basket), sprayed with ghee.

>> No.16768819

>>16768809
>ghee
>"plain" fries
its no longer plain if you butter it

>> No.16768832

>>16768790
>what am i if i eat them with salt and vinegar and refuse to eat any if there ketchup on them?
You're a fucking wildcard, champ.

>> No.16768857

>>16768819
By that logic plain fries do not exist

>> No.16769018

>>16761008
>if they are actually good, they don't need condiments
Dumbest boomer shit I’ve ever heard but go off I guess

>> No.16769024

>adding ketchup to your fries
I add my fries to the ketchup

>> No.16769982
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16769982

>current year +5
>not eating your chips with curry sauce
Pooftahs, the lot of you.

>> No.16770014

>>16758789
this is good though, it wont leave your meal monotone

>> No.16770025

My preference is to dip them in a mixture of ketchup and tabasco sauce. Somewhere there's probably a hot sauce that would serve the same function.

>> No.16770031

>>16768857
no one butters their fries you fatso, that isnt normal

>> No.16770034

>>16769982
>fried sausage
>calling others pooftas

>> No.16770039

>>16770025
>*aardvark sounds in the distance*

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16770058

>>16768653
Take this pill fren. Very similar flavor but less sweet than A1, little more sweet than HP

>> No.16770062

>>16768790
Superior to ketchup but childish for "refusing if any is touching"

>> No.16770170

>>16758776
Usually on the side. The other way you get ketchup on your fingers if you grab a fry covered in ketchup and it's annoying.
But I don't expect you Americans to understand it tho because you eat like pigs

>> No.16770180

>>16768653
>to be fair there are some types of ketchup that are alright, ive recently found Frenches to be good, in the packets at least - it has to have a hearty taste for fries, less sugar and more vinegar than usual, otherwise Nope

I know exactly what you mean. I used to get burgers and fries from this pizza place and they would include very generic off brand ketchup packets but they had the most perfect consistency and tomato taste with enough tang which went perfectly with the greasy salty fries.

>> No.16770189

>not dipping fries into coke
disgusted with the lack of patriotism in this thread

>> No.16770869

>>16770031
Instead you drown them in vegetable oil, good job, retard.

>> No.16770884

>>16763710
>rotten egg sauce

>> No.16770890

>local quebecois fast food place here
>fries their fries and onion rings in lard
>puts all other fries to shame so I can't bring myself to eat other fries
Does this happen to anyone else with other foods and a particular place to eat?

>> No.16771702

>>16770890
It's common knowledge that the best fried food is made using animal fats, in the UK it's traditional to cook chips in beef fat but most people use vegetable oils for some reason.

>> No.16771780

>>16758776
Sour mayo and peanut sauce on the side like a real chad