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I’m eating all the halloween candy.

>> No.16799019

>>16798904
Me too, I'm excited

>> No.16800617

>>16799019
But.. your thighs, OP. They're get all big and then you'll hate yourself a week later.

>> No.16800764

>>16800617
i'll love your big thighs anon, if your a girl

>> No.16800780

>>16798904
You’re so naughty, OP

>> No.16800866

>oct 7
>everyone starts pregaming halloween night food eating
you guys are supremely retarded.

>> No.16800884

>>16798904
>oh henry!
i've never heard of that one

>> No.16800959

>>16800884
It’s based on a Seinfeld episode when the woman who was the daughter of the creator only wore bras when she was in public

>> No.16801449

>>16798904
Stop buying it so soon, then. Also, stop pretending like kids even go to your door on Halloween.

>> No.16801470

>>16798904
fuck, what are the implications of this? has it ever happened before?

>> No.16801535

>no trick or treaters last two years
I'm strongly considering not buying candy but I also want to decorate. Because I'm a huge faggot and I like the Halloween aesthetic.
Will fate fuck me by sending children to my house if I don't have backup candy?
And do kids still fuck non-participants up with toilet paper and rotten eggs?

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>>16798904
>Canadian packaging
>Reese apostrophe s

>> No.16801741

Last year my house was the talk of the town.
>had a speaker playing actual halloween music, no thriller or any of that trash
>tombstones on the lawn, a hanging skeleton on the tree along the driveway
>a 24 case of coke, a 24 case of crush with multiple flavors
>full sized snickers, twix and single-cup reeses
>pizza burgers and had a fire pit going for roasting marshmallows
>was dressed as jacket in his rooster mask and my dog was wearing a david pumpkins suit
>>16801535
Decorate your driveway. You can even cheap out and just hang a halloween balloon on your mailbox. It shows you're open for trick or treaters.

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>>16801741
I've sliced up a pumpkin candy pail so it fits over the top of my mailbox and hang a harpy in the tree facing the street, the driveway itself is lit with LED eyeballs (I drew a shitty example to clarify what I mean here), so my Halloween status is pretty clear.
There's just no children.