/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16808208]

Anyone else find a way to exploit this to get free food?

[Anonymous No.16808215]

Kill every other human being and 100% of the planet's resources will be yours

[Anonymous No.16808222]

>>16808208
Nope. I have a well-paying career, so I can't be bothered to waste my time scamming fast food joints.

[Anonymous No.16808224]

>>16808208
I swear they give away more pizza than they sell. the margins on this shit must be insane, is it really that cheap to make this crap?

[Anonymous No.16808225]

>>16808222
yet you waste time on some African scam board

[Anonymous No.16808227]

>>16808208
just order online and get a surprise free, then once that ends you can attempt this

[Anonymous No.16808228]

>>16808208
yeah, they sell hacked points accounts on blackmarket forums.
I did it but felt bad after because you are stealing some guys points. wasn't worth it imo.

[Anonymous No.16808231]

>>16808208
get a job

[Anonymous No.16808233]

>>16808231
Im on the Biden plan

[Anonymous No.16808242]

>>16808224
To answer your question: yes. It really is that cheap. With their supply lines and assembly line style of, well, assembly, it's like 2 bucks to make a whole pizza.

[Anonymous No.16808243]

When they bring your pizza out say "that's not mine" so they go back inside then storm out all pissed off after 2 minutes are you and ask where tf your pizza is
The wagies will seethe but are required to give you a free pizza next time, allowing you to continue this in perpetuity
Eventually they just say you can have free pizza whenever you want just so they don't have these pizza comp coupons screwing up their metrics

[Anonymous No.16808246]

>>16808242
why do they have the worst wings ever

[Anonymous No.16808247]

>>16808243
holy based

[Anonymous No.16808255]

Remember to thank your local essential workers

[Anonymous No.16808259]

>>16808243
you can seriously just ask these people for free stuff and get it. especially if you get mad and pushy about it. "customer is always right" mentality has gotten so out of control that you don't even need to be a customer anymore.

[Anonymous No.16808261]

>>16808255

[Anonymous No.16808272]

>>16808261
We need him to fight crime

[Anonymous No.16808274]

>>16808225
It's not that I don't have time to waste. It's that I can afford a $10 pizza.

[Anonymous No.16808278]

>>16808208
I usually wait until the second round of food and then try to get the last piece of cheese when people are picking their bowls up and I'll get lucky and snag the one piece they forgot about in the middle of a person eating it, but this guy managed to snag a piece of chicken and a piece of cheese from me before I even got a chance to reach for the cheese.

I think I've been waiting for the right moment to pounce on those bowls that are left on the table and eat my prize alone. I'm just too nice and I'm not good with food stealing in general.

Another method for this: When you hear the bowl being taken from the kitchen, don't stop and wait until the person is actually out of earshot. If you are very quiet, you should be able to snag a few bites for yourself and then when the person realizes they're not going to get a bowl, you will be able to grab the rest of their food

[Anonymous No.16808279]

>>16808255

[Anonymous No.16808282]

>>16808278
fuck off moron

[Anonymous No.16808284]

>>16808255
the contempt these companies have for their employees is really something. sterile workspace, unnecessary uniform, they are in view of the customer for discernable reason...pretty cruel teebeeych

[Anonymous No.16808290]

>>16808255

[Anonymous No.16808332]

>>16808290
she cute

[Anonymous No.16808339]

>>16808246
They don’t cook them long enough to render out the fat to make the skin crispy.

[Anonymous No.16808348]

>>16808339
they are disgusting even frozen tyson wings come out better

[Anonymous No.16808362]

>>16808278
This post seems to be written by an AI.

[Anonymous No.16808371]

>>16808362
How so?

[Anonymous No.16808383]

>>16808371
It has nothing to do with the OP and is barely coherent. Pieces of cheese? Bowls? Stealing bites of food from a counter? What the fuck does any of that have to do with carside pizza pick-up at Domino's?

[Anonymous No.16808391]

>>16808383
Cheese pizza maybe? I’ve also eaten pizza out of bowls numerous times.

[Anonymous No.16808397]

>>16808391
If that post sounds normal and coherent to you then you just might have some brain damage.

[Anonymous No.16808401]

>>16808397
Maybe it’s a foreigner. I think maybe it’s about having a bunch of pizza and stealing pizza from others.

[Anonymous No.16808412]

>>16808401
It's obviously a foreigner. Those idiots are waking up.

[Anonymous No.16809438]

>>16808278
>Rat typing detected.

[Anonymous No.16809496]

>>16808332
u blind

[Anonymous No.16809525]

>>16808278
based cheese and bowl snagger

[Anonymous No.16809547]

>live in a trailer
>drive away as soon as you see the wagie approaching
>laugh at his tears of impotence and rage
>after a while stop to accept your free pizza
>no tip of course because it's late
Yeah, I'm thinking based.

[Anonymous No.16809556]

>>16808278

[Anonymous No.16809650]

>>16809547
I'm thinking a subplot in a National Lampoon movie. Three separate chase sequences in which a secondary character is driving away from the delivery to get it free. The third time the delivery driver ends up getting launched into the branches of in a tree, and the character says "hey, no hard feelings, bud," and gives him a slice of pizza. There are now pizzas scattered all over the street, and people are gleefully running around taking them. Cut to the climactic sequence of the main plot.

[Anonymous No.16809651]

>>16808224
I worked at a pizza place in college not too long ago, and when inventory came and I was tasked with checking it all in, I got to see firsthand just how cheap everything really is.

For example, a bag of dough cost about a dollar, and gave us roughly 20-25 larges, which were then sold for 25-40 dollars each. The cheese came in 50 pound boxes, giving enough cheese for about 80 pizzas, and that only cost 25 bucks a box. The most expensive toppings were Canadian bacon and regular bacon at 50 dollars a box, but things like linguica, pepperoni, and salami were all about 15 a box, and made massive amounts of pizzas.

Also, the wings were all regular Tyson wings, even the boneless.

[Anonymous No.16809666]

>>16808397
i was wondering if i was crazy reading that, or just high on shrooms rn

[Anonymous No.16810107]

>>16809651
>Also, the wings were all regular Tyson wings, even the boneless.
So how the fuck do you guys get those lil shits to taste so good, specifically the plain ones?

[Anonymous No.16810600]

>>16810107
by running them through the pizza oven

[Anonymous No.16810761]

>>16808278
Excuse me

[Anonymous No.16810836]

>>16808222
>>16808274
it's not wasting time to save money, it's a fun challenge to fuck the pizza place while saving a few bones you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.16810846]

>>16808208
imagine being a grown ass adult man and you don't even have a few dollars in your pocket to eat a pizza. wtf

[Anonymous No.16810945]

>>16810836
If you fuck them too many times and they close up shop then what will you do for pizza?

[Anonymous No.16811021]

>>16810846
Society is collapsing, don't you understand that? Why not get a free pizza on the way down

[Anonymous No.16811034]

>>16808332
Dude, she's black. Wtf is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.16811055]

>>16808222
your sense of superiority in the adult ball pit of the internet is astounding

[Anonymous No.16811066]

>>16810945
order from a different shop and look for ways to fuck them over too
pizza is a scam anyways

[Anonymous No.16811109]

who the FUCK thought this was a good idea
if i have to hear
>bro i only ordered 1 pizza, is this even the right order?
one more time i'm gonna go fucking postal
makes rush hour even more of a pain in the ass too

[Anonymous No.16811118]

>>16809547
delivery driver here
my instructions when no show is just to go back to the restaurant
yes we end up eating your pizza

[Anonymous No.16811131]

>deliver to shitty hotel in bad part of town
>druggie opens the door and hands me $40 for a $25 order
>slams the door shut and locks it before i can pull out change
based druggie

[Anonymous No.16811143]

>>16811109
How do they account for the possibility that someone might not like the free item, or could even have allergies to it or whatever else? What a fucking waste of food if you give someone a whole pepperoni pizza and they just throw it out.

[Anonymous No.16811154]

>>16811143
they don't lol
it's bizarre

[Anonymous No.16811168]

>>16808208
what the fuck? people drive to the pizza store? you know they deliver right?

[Anonymous No.16811177]

>>16811168
If you drive there and pick it up you don't have to pay delivery fees or tips. In some states you can even avoid sales tax this way. Overall, it's far cheaper than delivery.

[Anonymous No.16811180]

>>16811177
But what if you get a DUI?

[Anonymous No.16811181]

>>16811180
you must outrun the police. or "take care" of them

[Anonymous No.16811194]

>>16808255
What is the context?

[Anonymous No.16811199]

>>16808208
I got pickup yesterday and hit the button. They took like 3 minutes to get there. This thread reminded me and sure enough, I have a free pizza waiting in my email.

[Anonymous No.16811201]

>>16811199
where is this free pizza button

[Anonymous No.16811215]

>>16808401
I'm going more on the bot, because that's all our current "a.i." models are, but the idea it's a foreigner who wrote in his native language then used Google translate is believable.

[Anonymous No.16811228]

>>16811201
It's the button to have them bring it out to you.

[Anonymous No.16811233]

>>16811118
>delivery driver here
>my instructions when no show is just to go back to the restaurant
>yes we end up eating your pizza
how do i get free no show pizzas at the end of the night
people always told me "go to dominoes, they always give out free pizza at the end of the night"
and ive tried numerous times and never got shit.

[Anonymous No.16811250]

>>16808208
>>16811199
>I got pickup yesterday and hit the button. They took like 3 minutes to get there. This thread reminded me and sure enough, I have a free pizza waiting in my email.
could it work to go to a dominoes in a massive wallmart / box-store parking lot and kinda park in the middle-ish? close enough to the store but kinda obscure parking? like 150 feet to the side of the building behind some trucks or something?

where you can see them but they cant see you????

[Anonymous No.16811255]

>>16808348
They literally are frozen Tyson wings. Most places that have chicken on the menu get it from Tyson

[Anonymous No.16811298]

>>16810836
>it's a fun challenge to fuck the pizza place while saving a few bones you fucking moron
ruining people's lives and negatively effecting the economy isn't very cool. neither is pretending you're the only faggot who tries to scam people out of their hard work, so don't get on that high horse. and if that anon was such a moron then you'd know that if you worked at a dominos instead of being a NEET then you'd know you'd not only make money but get free food while you're there.

[Anonymous No.16811310]

>>16808225
One clearly has more time/value to him than the other

[Anonymous No.16811475]

>>16811021
Society isn't collapsing because whites aren't having all the slices of the pizza pie anymore, chud. Things are changing, and for the better.

[Anonymous No.16811575]

>>16808208
Have someone cause a scene in the store for about 2 minutes and block the entrance.

[Anonymous No.16811594]

>>16811475
they are changing for the worse

[Anonymous No.16811606]

>>16810836
>>16810945
Antisocial personality behavior.

[Anonymous No.16811649]

>>16808246
"wyngs" or something like that.

[Anonymous No.16811785]

>>16810107
It's gotta be something with the oven, like >>16810600 said. Those ovens are 2-4 thousand dollars, and having seen a few disassembled when maintenance cleaned them, it's basically a glorified convection oven. They have bottom, top, and side racks to radiate the heat all over the food, and that might be the difference between the wings pizza places have, and the stuff the average Joe makes in their oven.

[Anonymous No.16812023]

>>16811233
They put the free pizzas in the dumpster.

[Anonymous No.16812112]

>>16811194
Workers got completely fucked raw during the Texas ice storm.

Store was not prepared at all to take on that many customers all at once since everyone's power was out.
They had to shut down early because they ran out of food.
Insiders were so traumatized they broke down crying or quit.

[Anonymous No.16812113]

>>16808255
>wally world and pizza place wagies, teachers, and nurses thinking they are as important as cops, firefighters or emts.
I'm getting sick of all this praise for bullshit like that.