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post your super secret meal you always make when inviting a girl into your bachelor house. God tier - before she finishes, her panties drop down instantly and she starts sucking off like a wild cat. my take is this
>gratin
try this. I've had so many blowjobs with parts of gratin on my BWC, you wont believe it.

>> No.16815753

>>16815746
nigga what the FUCK are you going on about???

>> No.16815755

Chloroform salad.

>> No.16815756

>>16815746
I've been married for 20 years. Have 2 kids. Cook dinner every night. It doesn't really matter what I make, this ain't happening.

>> No.16815760
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tomato tart

>> No.16815762

i got a blowjob while whisking a hollandaise once

>> No.16815768

If i actually lile the girl ill male lobster with alfredo sauce with real (olive garden style) alfredo sauce. Iv only cooled lobster for 2 woman and it wasnt worth it. I like to ziplock the shells and shit to make lonster bisque the mext day.

>> No.16815773

>>16815762
VIP buffet at the strip club?

>> No.16815777

>>16815746
>I've had so many blowjobs with parts of gratin on my BWC
Sound disgusting.

>> No.16815778

I...I..cook for my mother.

>> No.16815779

>>16815777
But anon if you can suck your own dick thats another meal for later!

>> No.16815788

>>16815778
It's alright, Œdipus.
You please her very much

>> No.16815792

>>16815788
Are you going to give up the gratin recipe or what?

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>>16815768
>Real
>Olive Garden style

>> No.16815805

>>16815778
you DO NOT make her gratin!

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>>16815746
Parmentier de canard
Relatively similar to a shepherd pie, with duck confit as the meat

>> No.16815842

>>16815755
underrated

>> No.16815848

>>16815756
>I've been married for 20 years. Have 2 kids. Cook dinner every night
>Cook dinner every night
try not to do for once. say fuck you and leave minding your own buisness.

>> No.16815865

>>16815773
just a needy gf who really likes breakfast

>> No.16815988

>>16815848
Nah. Have to make sure the kids eat

>> No.16816019

>>16815768
Sir, are you drunk as hell and posting in several threads this evening?

>> No.16816057

>>16815762
AHHHH OOOHHHHH BABE MY SAUCE IS SEPARATING

>> No.16817429

>>16816019
Not him but I do this often just waiting for someone to catch me.

>> No.16818429

>>16815746
famous people water

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>>16817429
I'll catch you

>> No.16818997

>>16815746
I kick her out after we fucked
then I order food
>eating before sex
not happening

>> No.16819098

>>16818997
>eating before sex
what you fucking moron? having wine and nice dinner before a fucky is crucial part of the game.

>> No.16819126

>>16815746
>carb loading your date before trying to get into her pants
Amateur mistake tbqh, you’ll make her sleepy, sluggish and you’re gonna cockblock yourself. I always go carb light and make either a nice strawberry pecan chicken salad or just steaks.

>> No.16819168

I invite them over for brunch and start with bubbles.

Bubbles on an empty stomach does the trick.

Just get some bread and non-perishable stuff in the background so they don't get suspicious.

>> No.16819331

>>16819126
>sleepy
carbs do make people way more active, retardo

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>>16815756
>not getting sloppy toppy from your wife
SAD!

>> No.16819463

>>16819098
I just lost the game

>> No.16819515

>>16815746
Do jannies really allow threads like this but delete threads bout drinking in russia? Lmfao. What a joke of a website

>> No.16819587

>>16815746
Women love watching a man cook meat. Get something from a local butcher that she hasn't seen before like elk burgers, which don't taste gamey

>> No.16819607

>>16819587
I have a massive piece of meat she enjoys a lot