/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16854946]

Surprise Anon, your Uncle Soros died and left you billions. Now that you have unlimited funds, what are you going to eat?

[Anonymous No.16854950]

Idk what I'll eat but I'm gonna have hot bitches eating my ass habitually

[Anonymous No.16854952]

impossible whopper

[Anonymous No.16854981]

I'm going to have one (1) meal at Five Guys and go back to being poor. It will be a meal I'll remember for days though.

[Anonymous No.16854992]

>>16854981
You can get like 200 burgers with large fries with that much money though. That's at least a week's worth of food.

[Anonymous No.16855000]

>>16854992
Anon, what kind of wacky tobacky world do you live in where Five Guys is that affordable?

[Anonymous No.16855002]

Time to stop buying the store-brand cereal

[Anonymous No.16855027]

>>16854946
I'll eat all of the orangutans. Every last one on the face of this planet.

And I want a lifetime supply of Shasta cola and maybe some adrenochrome.

[Anonymous No.16855032]

Some internet thot's bathwater

[Anonymous No.16855047]

>>16855000
>$15 for a big dinner is too expensive
A have-not , rich only in trips

[Anonymous No.16855048]

>>16854946
donate the billions to other poorfags but keep 100 million. thats enough for me and my gay ass mountain hiking interest.

[Anonymous No.16855090]

>>16854946
money

[Anonymous No.16855162]

if i had a million dollars id never have to work a day in my life

[Anonymous No.16855269]

>>16854946
Dinner

[Anonymous No.16855315]

>>16854952
for that seared bite

[Anonymous No.16855338]

golden carrots and apples
(gamers know)

[Anonymous No.16855339]

>>16854946
The poor. I'll get away with it, too.

[Anonymous No.16855346]

>>16854946
I would buy a farm and probably be a weirdo growing things there and eating that. Lots of pork.

[Anonymous No.16855348]

>>16854946
Mothers cooking.

[Anonymous No.16855349]

I’m just going to eat cocaine until I die

[Anonymous No.16855356]

>>16854946
>Soros
Probably some form of small fish with some pouilly-fuissé as well as the American judicial system. Uncle Soros taught me well.

[Anonymous No.16855678]

Normal food, but higher quality.
Or just live at some extremely high class hotel and eat their buffet every day for the rest of my mobile life.

[Anonymous No.16855700]

>>16854946
authentic wagyu beef.

then use all that money to kill all the other rich people

[Anonymous No.16856049]

>>16854946
I would probably eat at every 3 star restaurant in the world. then after a while would I realize that all pursuit of pleasure is meangless when I can have it without any effort and get bored with food entirely and turn some dark, forbidden and depraved pleasures like pre pubescant boy piss eggs or pickled deer penis wine.

[Anonymous No.16856108]

>>16854946
I would simply shop more often at the closer more convenient grocery store where everything costs more and not feel like I need to go to the further one where certain things are way cheaper

[Anonymous No.16856112]

Red lobster for breakfast dinner and supper

[Anonymous No.16856119]

>>16854946
The exact same shit I eat every day. But someone else gets to make it for me.

[Anonymous No.16856155]

>>16854946
The still-beating black heart of his son

[Anonymous No.16856158]

>>16854946
Eat? My own produce.
I'd start bottom to top food empire and compete with the world's best.

[Anonymous No.16856766]

>>16854946
whatever my fellow soldiers are eating once i create a pmc lead by the worst convicted criminals on parole from around the world. or maybe just oysters and panty yeast beer made by my choice of ASMRtist's panties.

[Anonymous No.16856879]

>>16854946
Call up reviewbruh, pick up the best suit Goodwill has in my size, get a suite at the best hotel in Vegas, Heart attack burger, then a show. Then I'm eating hooker asshole and washing it down with coke and vodka all night.