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>> No.16865046

>>16865020
post 3, faggot

>> No.16865052
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>> No.16865068

>>16865060
that was fucking revolting

>> No.16865074

>>16865068
its just a massive version of a classic dish

>> No.16865122

>>16865020
All the good foodstuff falls off the noodles before eating. Thousands of years and people still think noodles are a good way to consume food. They aren't. Nothing sticks to them, it all just falls off. Is there a dumber idea than noodles? I think not, though women's rights is a close contender.

>> No.16865123

>>16865074
the size makes it revolting.

>> No.16865226

>>16865052
Why ? Once it's cooked you won't see those carvings.

>> No.16865243

>>16865122
>Nothing sticks to them, it all just falls off.
Try fusilli.

>> No.16865270

>>16865122
The sauce sticks, the other stuff is just supposed to be speared with your fork or picked up with your chopsticks.

>> No.16865283

Can someone post that webm of a woman adding doritos and a bunch of other shit to a ramen cup

>> No.16865296

>>16865060
god americans can't eat anything without a gallon of shitty cheese

>> No.16865650

>>16865060
it's just epicmealtime at this point

>> No.16865674

>>16865226
never eaten raw mushrooms? you should try it

>> No.16865684

>>16865674
Raw mushrooms are great. Really accentuates the terrior.

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>>16865060

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>> No.16865952

>>16865674
Raw mushrooms are indegesible due to the barrier of cellulose

>> No.16866105

>>16865296
but he is a turk

>> No.16866138

>>16865060
>>16865060
cooking has never been gayer

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>>16866138

>> No.16866184

>>16865952
i dont think mushrooms don't have cellulose anon, they have chitin, like bugs

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>> No.16866372

>>16866154
>french fries on bread
>that's it

>> No.16866379

>>16866372
They're called chips.

>> No.16866390

>>16866275
how are the buns not falling off

>> No.16866394

>>16865060
>>16865721
what an obnoxious fag

>> No.16866396

>>16866390
Special sauce.

>> No.16866398

>>16866390
old burg, no veg. the buns will literally glue themselves to the patty.

>> No.16866405

>>16866379
Not in the first world, go enjoy your toast sandwich

>> No.16866415

>>16865226
He says before he begins carving that it literally is just for aesthetics. Based Pepin.

>> No.16866426

>>16866154
>Peeling the potato ever
Gay

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>> No.16866468

>>16866405
fucking rekt him

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>> No.16866513

>>16865060
>>16865721
Babish is better.

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>> No.16866525

>>16866478
What a waste of a horse. It'd be better off as glue.

>> No.16866526

>>16865020
ah shit my dad used to make this with chicken. it tasted so good

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>>16866154
This is horrible. They could have made a fancy mitrailette, they made a starch hell

>> No.16866545

holy fuck didnt see this entire thread is revolting

>> No.16866557
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Can you guys for once post actual fucking food instead of retarded meme shit? It's not funny or "ironic" or "epic" or whatever you think it is. Jesus Christ on a cunt lip.

>> No.16866574

>>16866459
Ok what am I looking at ?

>> No.16866576
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Why can't we have nice webms?
Also the classics.

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>>16866576

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>>16866469
>>16866474
>4
>>16866478
>>16866496
>>16866506
>>16866515
>>16866523

Literal insects.

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>>16866496
>>16866506
>>16866515

>> No.16866740

bump

>> No.16866770

>>16865060
I hate this cunt

>> No.16866774
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>>16866390

because of my coom

>> No.16866800

>>16866557
starving r n

>> No.16866828

>>16865243
Shellls are my favourite pasta shape for picking meat and veg up

>> No.16866896

>>16866154
>knock knock
>who's there
>bread

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>> No.16867047

>>16866597
>smells the pizza
>"yep they're pizza"
excellent content ja/ck/

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>>16866154
the awkward silence and look at the end always gets me

>> No.16867057

>>16867031
It took her almost an entire minute to eat a dozen donuts? No wonder she's so skinny.

>> No.16867062

>>16866574
A sea cucumber. They shit out sticky parts of their innards to hunt or when they feel threatened.
That one also had a little fish living inside of it, kind of the same situation as with Anemones and clown fish.

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>> No.16867265

>>16865060
>all the cheese falls out like cum out of a sloppy asshole at the end

>> No.16867280

>>16865020
This is so cringe it looks like it was made by Cooking Comically.

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>> No.16867293

>>16865721
I have a FB friend who is a wallstreet banker and almost every week he posts about what a stupid idiot this guy is.

>> No.16867321

>>16866469
I hate the chinese so much it's unreal

>> No.16867329

>>16866154
do Bongs really?

>> No.16867333

>>16867097
if you think this is disgusting google "gomichela"

>> No.16867346
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Do Americans really do this?!?

>> No.16867356

>>16866584
This would be much better if something was going in-between the folding's.

>> No.16867365

>>16867057
Women tend to eat like alcoholics drink. Slow but consistently, over the entire day.

>> No.16867398

>>16865721
this was actually pretty good
>using the bone as a tooth pick substitute
but that cut of meat as a sandwich is going to suck ass

>> No.16867405

>>16867346
No.. Definitely not, and you know that. Please act less stupid.

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>>16867346

>> No.16867414

>>16867346
Yes, this is traditional American fourth breakfast cuisine. We eat it at least three times a week.

>> No.16867433
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>>16867333

>> No.16867436

>>16867346
100%. I ate 5 helpings of this for dinner tonight. Followed that up with an entire cheesecake for desert.

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>> No.16867512

>>16867433
what's wrong with this?

>> No.16867536

>>16867512
Everything.

>> No.16867541

>>16867536
white?

>> No.16867547

>>16867541
I'd give it a taste before I declared it undrinkable. But, when I have a beer, I don't want 35 ingredients and ice added.

>> No.16867623

Bump

>> No.16867628

>>16865060
Is this guy actually gay? I think I will have less of an issue with his antics if he is.

>> No.16867649

>>16867452
holy hell look at the fuckin size of her

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>>16867053

>> No.16867667

>>16867053
funny enough that probably would taste alright but it's ruined by all that cheese

>> No.16867733

>>16867433
I've seem them add even more bullshit to these things

>> No.16867795

>>16866469
the food is nothing, im grossed out about that skeleton nose.

>> No.16867800

>>16867398
you are under the impression the food is the end product
it doesn't matter how it tastes. the most important is how it looks on camera - the end product is the video

>> No.16867858

>>16867433
That ought to be vile

>> No.16867890

>>16865270
>>16865122
>he doesn't know how to bind the starches to the sauces
lel

>> No.16867896

>>16866557
>posts retarded meme shit

>> No.16867905

>>16867288
Why is he using scissors to cut the tomatoes?

>> No.16867926

>>16866618
Is that what a cum fart is like?

>> No.16867928

>>16867321
i think shes korean

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>> No.16867943

>>16867929
This looks good but I think I needs olives or something. I'd probably make it if had them.

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>> No.16867976

>>16867948
That was almost painful to see that pasta being added. Rekt, almost gore level.

>> No.16867981
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>>16867976
Lol what do you eat your shrimp scampi with? Rice? That's gay. You're gay, anon.

>> No.16867989

>>16867981
>what do you eat your shrimp scampi with?
A fork. Then I lift the scampi boat and slurp the butter.

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>>16866599

I made you a sandwich

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>>16867989
I'd slurp your butter, if you catch my drift

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>> No.16868033

https://youtu.be/B9ahyPmDb7c

>> No.16868038
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>>16867452
This bitch is insane. Frying idlis...fucking heretic northies!!

>> No.16868039

>>16868033
Wow, it's been a decade.

>> No.16868045
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Wish I lived somewhere I could just walk around the corner and get some roast meat and rice.

>> No.16868052

>>16868045
God I miss peking duck. There was this amazing place in Beijing, super cheap and flavorful. I'd go there nearly every day.

>> No.16868082

>>16866484
First the Uyghurs, now the Turks?

>> No.16868093

>>16866484
> Not as big as T*rkey

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>>16868052
Man, when you get a perfectly cooked one and have pancake with just the skin.

>> No.16868120

>>16867410
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

>> No.16868127

>>16866469
I fucking hate chinks so much

>> No.16868133

>>16868120
O B E S E
B
E
S
E

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>> No.16868150

>>16865052
looked cuter as a little steamed bun shape, the final touch made no sense

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>> No.16868160

>>16868007
but why? is he feeding the bees?

>> No.16868167

>>16866557
>wrapped turds
>real food

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>> No.16868173

>>16868167
>HAHAHAHA ITS BROWN JUST LIKE ANY COOKED MEAT HAHAHAHA IT MUST BE POOP HAHAHAHA POOPY POOP POOP LOOOOOOOOOOL

I'm so tired of fucking underage retards like you plaguing this board.

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>>16868173
u mad?

>> No.16868194

>>16867956
Revolting

>> No.16868200

>>16868194
and honestly kind of expensive for what it is

>> No.16868202

>>16866459
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>> No.16868209

>>16868202
average nip meal

>> No.16868333

>>16867905
So that you can ask

>> No.16868395

>>16867976
this, you might as well just eat pasta with olive oil

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>>16865020

>> No.16868480

>>16865060
cringe memer beqting aq dead horse

>> No.16868520

>>16867053
Can i get an extra napkin please?

>> No.16868617
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>>16868158
>all these efforts
>still puts industrial plastic cheese

>> No.16868634

>>16867053
>AWW HECK YA, SLOPPERINO

>> No.16868675
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>>16866138
>>16866154

>> No.16868680

>>16866452
ugly as fuck of course, but perfectly thematic for halloween

>> No.16868689

>>16865060
you can spot a coke addict from a mile

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>> No.16868694

>>16866405
>america
>first world
pick one pls

>> No.16868696

>>16866488
well, cooking kills any possible bacteria
its sad tho, seeing real poverty is quite sad

>> No.16868698

>>16866597
how embarrasing

>> No.16868699

>>16868693
Only an American can come up with something that retarded

>> No.16868703

>>16866496
someone somewhere is masturbating to this

>> No.16868704

>>16867356
maybe, but the idea is a simple omelette and it looks nice enough

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>> No.16868716

>>16867053
>pasta with bread
fucking retard

>> No.16868721

>>16867405
>>16867410
fucking retards

>> No.16868724

>>16867943
no, why the fuck would it need olives? what would the olive bitterness add to it flavor-wise? Don't just fucking dump ingredients for no reason because they are from the same country

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>> No.16868732

>>16867288
too much parsley.

>> No.16868734

>>16868003
N

>> No.16868738

>>16868013
>Two people to lift it
fucking faggots

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>>16868202
It's a sea cucumber, it shit itself and there was a fish living in it's ass.

>> No.16868751

>>16868158
never salt raw meat
the only thing you accomplish is to make the meat sweat and become dry as fuck, salt always after the meat is cooked

>> No.16868757

>>16868744
Circle of life and all.

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>>16866452
Looking good cuz

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>> No.16868801

>>16868693
Uh, actually nice and simple idea. I'll actually make something like this, with lotta garlic

>> No.16868803

>>16868738
Go put a ten pound weight on a baking tray and try to lift it from one side. You get docked $200 if you drop it

>> No.16868809

>>16866506
The worst part is the constant faces, as if that boiled rubber sole is utterly delicious

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>> No.16869031

>>16868803
>ten pound weight
>4 and half kilos
fucking pussies

>> No.16869171

>>16865020
I do a very similiar dish to this one, except without onion, but I think I might add it thie time.
I'd also add to this some form of acidity like lemon juice or even a tiny bit of vinegar

>> No.16869207

>>16867948
Fucking hate people using prawns with the tail on them, like how the fuck are you supposed to eat thoose with knife and fork?

>> No.16869276

>>16865296
American here you're fucking retarded. The issue is we can't eat cheese without a gallon of shitty everything else.

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>>16866484
That's it. I'm out. Fucking hell. My worst nightmare as a kid was having roaches all over me and I couldn't escape. FUCK YOU PAL.

>> No.16869326

>>16869207
>how do I cut off part of my food when all I have is a knife and fork
>someone please help me

>> No.16869337

>>16867948
>Cooking in stainless without using fond
Why didn't they fry the shrimp properly first? Would've been do much better

>> No.16869343

>>16867346
Yeah I probably have it about twice a week.

>> No.16869351

>>16867410
90% of do Americans really posters are self hating Americans. Euros really don't think about us that much.

>> No.16869380
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>>16869351
>I-it's totally Americans
>I'm not European!

Shut up.

>> No.16869391
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>>16869276
What about cheese on toast?

>> No.16869403

>>16869380
Would you like to supersize your order today?

>> No.16869406

>>16868751
If it sits for a while then it eventually reabsorbs the liquid, and since it's absorbing some of the dissolved salt too that actually helps it stay moist during cooking. People call it dry brining because it's essentially doing the same thing, just without added liquid.

>> No.16869483

>>16865060
Is this the guy that does the
>it is wednesday my dudes
meme?

>> No.16869493

>>16868703
It's me

>> No.16869495

>>16869406
Dry brine deez nutz

>> No.16869503

>>16868803
>and try to lift it from one side
Uh, why would anyone ever do that?

>> No.16869515

>>16869380
>California doesn't exist guys
How about you just open your eyes. The left hates America far more than Hans and Miguel

>> No.16869520

>>16869391
Could use more cheese.

>> No.16869588

>>16869380
You underestimate just how successful commies have been in raising generation after generation of Americans to hate America. But yeah, there are also plenty of salty yuropoors and whatnot.

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>> No.16869605

>>16868003
The edit of this made me lol

>> No.16869627

>>16869588
>your brain on /pol/
Nice digits btw lmao

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>> No.16869760

>>16869668
really nice

>> No.16869773

>>16869668
how can one woman be so sexy?

>> No.16869776

>>16869668
How can one woman be so disgusting?

>> No.16869782

>>16869668
>How can one woman be so ineffectual?

>> No.16869802
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>>16869515
That has nothing to do with the amount of absolutely ass ravaged europoors who post here.

>> No.16869934

>>16867433
aside from the candy this actually tastes alright

>> No.16869946

>>16869503
Manlets can't reach all the way to the other side of the tray.

>> No.16869948

>>16869326
>>16869207
>not just eating the tails
prissy bitches

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>>16869773

>> No.16870106

>>16867928
it's all the same

>> No.16870132

>>16865052
marco

>> No.16870141
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>> No.16870160

>>16865752
thats probably extremely nutritious

>> No.16870191

>>16870141
So much cute personality even if a little bratty.

>> No.16870197

>>16869503
So you're not blocking the camera's view.

>> No.16870276

>>16868738
They're best friends :( stop it

>> No.16870296

>>16870197
>place one hand slightly lower than rack next to the oven rack
>use other hand to drag the pan onto original hand
>all while standing aside the oven so some fag can film the meay

>> No.16870605

Never let east Asians near your food. Fucking revolting bug people

>> No.16870615

>>16866390
the cold solidified fat glued them on

>> No.16870636

>>16865060
is it just me or does all the food this guy makes looks fucking gross

>> No.16870657

>>16866597
Fuck me I never would have though pizza had a pizza smell. You really do learn something new

>> No.16870667

>>16870636
Back when the meme was birthed he was just doing fairly reasonable steaks and other meat, but as usual the algorithmic pressure sent him rapidly off the deep end. It didn't help that he got picked up as a court jester by some saudi who wanted salt bae in his restaurant.

>> No.16870728

>>16870141
It's an excuse to act like a little shit. Furfags get the rope.

>> No.16870794

>>16866390
Nerve gas

>> No.16870808

>>16869802
Look it's a steak.
Don't put cheese inside that poor steak.
Please.

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>> No.16870818

>>16867346
yeah this is an average school lunch over here

>> No.16870824

>>16870296
>meay
You almost had it bro

>> No.16870831

>>16868013
an old boot looks more tender than that

>> No.16870833

>>16870813
3spoopy5me>>16870813

>> No.16870850

>>16866154
Is baking the most noble profession in the world?

>> No.16870869

>>16866484
Bug farming is ok if they are bred as animal feed otherwise you can fuck off

>> No.16870883

>>16866469
oooh that's fresh

>> No.16870884

>>16866576
100% convinced this is fake
They must have made the pancake before and then threw a bunch of raw batter on the back

>> No.16870975

>>16865060

Am I the only one who wants to just beat this clowns face until it turns into hamburger.

>> No.16870979

>>16869802
i'd never let that much olive oil and garlic go to waste

>> No.16871262

>>16868457
this could have been in a ylyl thread and I would have lost hard

>> No.16871295
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You don't have to tell me what happened...

>> No.16871316

>>16869802
i'm so sick of this shit. i can make bacon and cheeze and steak, i don't need them all drumfucked together thanks you fucking imbecile

>> No.16871402

>>16865060
>>16865721
i still don't know who this guy is, i've only seen him in /ck/ webms, but that's enough.

>> No.16871519

>>16869802
I'm not the only person who wants to fuck that, right?

>> No.16871885
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>>16866584
There's not enough fucking radish. You used a quarter of the radish on the first bite. And you have four skewers. You need more fixing radish what the fuck

>> No.16872020

>>16868003
OH BOY WHAT FLAVOR

>> No.16872195

>>16868158
>lettuce on the bottom

>> No.16872224

>>16866484
What irks me about cockroaches is less the being itself but more about how wild ones in cities indicate filthiness, disease, and how if there's one there's an infestation somewhere near. The ones bred in clean conditions don't bother me as much.

>> No.16872321

>>16868038
This is a New Zealand pizza

>> No.16872595

>>16865060
he 100% missed on that second spice throw. also that looks fucking disgusting.

>> No.16872597

>>16869483
no

>> No.16872618

>>16866557
That looks good. God i havent had Kebab in ages.

>> No.16872661

>>16871295
I keep seeing this everywhere. What is the story here? Is this some sort of weird porn?

>> No.16872730
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>>16872661
I'm feeling a bit generous so I won't even call you names... it's a copypasta about "what would you do if you found this chick passed out" there's a guy that says "make her eat a bowl of eggs".

yw

>> No.16872741

>>16869380
That's a full english breakfast. Not sure why you'd need a specialized pan though.

>> No.16872750

>>16866484
>cockroach farm in China
microcosm is macrocosm

>> No.16872774

>>16869380
God that looks good.

>> No.16872787

>>16867981
why is the chicken yellow at the start?

>> No.16873144

>>16865052
I really need to clip that scene from Pig where former chef Nick Cage essentially calls a guy faggot for doing all that meaningless presentation bullshit.

>> No.16873152

>>16872787
Chicken meat comes in a variety of colors mostly depending of the breed.

>> No.16873153

>>16866459
“It was just a colour out of space—a frightful messenger from unformed realms of infinity beyond all Nature as we know it; from realms whose mere existence stuns the brain and numbs us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes.”

>> No.16873163
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>>16868003

>> No.16873168

>>16869668
How can one be a woman?

>> No.16873186

>>16868617
It is quintessential, after all. Shit cheese makes the burger.

>> No.16873218

>>16871295
Man, these eggs are fucking DRYYYYYY

>> No.16873267

>>16866576
Fuck off weeb

>> No.16873281

>>16867929
>2 cloves of garlic
>throws in about 2 heads
haha

>> No.16873293

>>16866579
>filling
yeah, just don't give details on the ingredients of this, I mean who cares what they taste like?

>> No.16873300

>>16866584
well that was dissapointing due to the egg solidifying completely, maybe you should put the already cooked part out of the pan

>> No.16873301

>>16870106
youre right all the same they will supplant the white race

>> No.16873308

>>16873293
They also burn them so I doubt the taste is that important to the fags who made that video. Though as most chinese filling, it's probably a mix of meats, egg, green onion and garlic.

>> No.16873310

>>16867929
>3 hot and 3 sweet
>4 sausages total
Sasuga?

>> No.16873351

>>16866275
i was hoping he'd bump it into his mouth and take a bite.

>> No.16873370

>>16873308
Well a bit of brown-to-blackish roast is pretty good on Gyoza

>> No.16873436

>>16865952
bruce don't you have and AA-meeting to attend? (autists anonymous)

>> No.16873444
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>>16867410
This one's way more accurate

>> No.16875195

>>16868013
why do these people like big cuts of meat so much? its literally your everyday steak but bigger

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>>16866557
You don't know what real food is.

>> No.16875455

>>16868003
Fuck of nigger

>> No.16875519

>>16866618
wtf

>> No.16875581

>>16867896
>>16868167
>>16875306
>absorbs running meat juices from the grill onto bread instead of wasting them
>well chopped vegetables, seasoned before mixing
>balanced ingredient mix
>balanced fatty/lean meat mix, not overcooked
retards

>> No.16875606

>>16872787
It's asian

>> No.16875620

>>16868457
kekd and saved

>> No.16875681

>>16869627
>just ignore reality bro

>> No.16875705

>>16869802
What was the point of prolapseing it without searing it?

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>> No.16876466

>>16875991
who needs Eddie Murphy in a fat suit?

>> No.16876494

>>16875991
That disgusting faggot cannot die soon enough.

>> No.16876735

>>16866484
It's fitting. Chinese are the cockroaches of Asia.

>> No.16876836

>>16865721
I can tell he's making really shitty stuff on purpose. Kinda like how cooking with jack purposely fucked up his food for entertainment purposes.
It's funny how cooking terrible food can gain just as much attention from someone cooking really good food.

>> No.16876871

>>16866515
Cute and disgusting at the same time.

>> No.16876880

>>16868703
I did have my penis holding my cock while watching that particular webm.

>> No.16876947
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>> No.16877024

>>16866275
>not meat spin.webm

>> No.16877038
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>>16877024
Sigma balls

>> No.16877185

>>16877038
What is that a pic for ants?

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>> No.16877585

>>16870141
do you think they fuck in that suit too?

>> No.16877591

>>16877038
How much autism is this

>> No.16877603

>>16877575
How?

>> No.16877607

>>16877575
Eggsplain?!?!

>> No.16877616

>>16877603
>>16877607
you live by the egg you die by the egg

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>>16877575

>> No.16877640

>>16870141
More furries cooking please

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>>16877575
he has to cook all these eggs before he can exit

>> No.16877665

>>16875991
damn that bitch is fat
the girl got some thicc on her too

>> No.16877674

>>16877659
>200 000 units are ready with a million more on the way

>> No.16877722

>>16866452
"I call this Chicken á la Dindu, the recipe is well-kept secret but consists of over 13 different herbs that account for 50% of the weight"

>> No.16877757

>>16867433
Looks ok, I'd drink it.

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>> No.16877787

>>16877783
i think its funny that they all know the exact same tricks.

>> No.16877801

>>16877783
>>16877787
Why did he throw the shrimp on the floor?

>> No.16877805

>>16877801
because he hates you

>> No.16877813

>>16877801
because the electricity is out at his house so the grill not working
but he can still practice his moves

>> No.16877827
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>>16877801
He's prawn to mistakes

>> No.16877854

>>16868160
bees were swarming so he decided to make a viral video

>> No.16877893

>>16876880
dont handle animals with your penis anon

>> No.16877897

>>16867929
>pan of random sloppa

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>>16865060
thats the meme guy isnt it? didnt he turn out to already be a chef, and a twat at that? he officially calls himself 'salt bae' now and owns one of those restaurants where they serve dumbshit like golden burgers and one atom of asparagus on top of a leaf

>> No.16877908

>>16869802
this is fucked up but I would eat it

>> No.16877915
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>>16877898
He's got a place in LON DON now.

>> No.16877924

you see that buzzfeed looking ass student kitchen counter coming up in the thumbnail yknow its either gonna be something comfy n simple, or some absolute fuckshit

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>>16866597
kek it reads like they put him in a random situation and told him to improvise a skit

>> No.16877931

>>16877585
nah they have special suits with holes in them for that

>> No.16877937

>>16867097
i cant tell what the hell theyre putting all that candy ON with that amount of pixels
its got to be a dessert right...? right?

>> No.16877944

>>16867053
most of these absurd as all hell restaurant concoctions ITT seem like tourist bait
something restaurants in big metropolitan cities can afford to do just for the fuck of it and get famous off of the sheer weirdness, because someone will always wanna try something odd and new. and i cant blame em, as weird as some of these recipes look, i sure as hell am curious, id give it a try.
but i cant imagine you'd get any second visits.

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>>16867346
>>16867410
>a group of asians
>in an asian kitchen
>on an asian tv channel
>doing dumbshit claiming its 'american'
>the bong fell for it

>> No.16877958
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>>16877915
>12 pounds for corn
>9 pounds for one coke
>11 pounds for one red bull
>30 pounds for one tempura roll

>> No.16877959
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>>16868003
HOLY SHIT THATS SATIRE
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT AINT, NO FUCKING WAY
SOMEONE GO WARN THE CEO OF RACISM

>> No.16877972

>>16868158
>chuck roll steak
>government cheese
why are people so obsessed with meat but just accept any ol shit cheese?

>> No.16877992
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>>16870141
suit looks familiar

>> No.16878003

>>16875991
>the way his stomache bounces exactly the way her boobies do
them, id ask if he needs a bra for that we its not like he'd get any use out of it

>> No.16878007

>>16868082
Fuckin kek

>> No.16878016

>>16877958
Feeling salty yet?

>> No.16878020

>>16877915
>A discretionary service charge of 15% has been added to your bill
Is this a Bong thing or some psuedo-tip tacked on by this place?

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>>16877915
is this one of those absolute nigger places that CHARGE you a tip?

>> No.16878217

>>16866584
whats the triangle shape thing they're using to "butter" the pan? lard?

>> No.16878223

>>16878217
looks like a napkin soaked with oil
p smart thing to do actually, you dont get a puddle of sitting oil

>> No.16878252

>>16878223
in this case you're right, i was thinking of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em1XAUrSc8E which looks like butter, but its also white which makes me think its lard/tallow

>> No.16878300

>>16878252
yeah looks like it
i dont see the point of greasing the pan if ur gonna be making beef, its incredibly fatty, but better lard than anything else

>> No.16878396
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16878396

>>16877024
> Meatspin
Oldfag flash aficionado detected

>> No.16878411

>>16868202
Lol I remember the first time I saw one I was pretty freaked out too. Apparently they're called 'asians' and there's like seven different kinds oO

>> No.16878449

>>16878411
fucked up really

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>>16878411
ok fine i lost

>> No.16878929

>>16876947
hnnnng

>> No.16878935

>>16876947
Wasn't it smeagol's grandmother who taught him to suck eggs

>> No.16879184

>>16868457
Classic come dine with me

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16879301

>>16865752
what the fuck is that? cancer?

>> No.16879325

>>16879301
Unlaid eggs.

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