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>> No.16865046

post 3, faggot

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>> No.16865068

that was fucking revolting

>> No.16865074

its just a massive version of a classic dish

>> No.16865122

All the good foodstuff falls off the noodles before eating. Thousands of years and people still think noodles are a good way to consume food. They aren't. Nothing sticks to them, it all just falls off. Is there a dumber idea than noodles? I think not, though women's rights is a close contender.

>> No.16865123

the size makes it revolting.

>> No.16865226

Why ? Once it's cooked you won't see those carvings.

>> No.16865243

>Nothing sticks to them, it all just falls off.
Try fusilli.

>> No.16865270

The sauce sticks, the other stuff is just supposed to be speared with your fork or picked up with your chopsticks.

>> No.16865283

Can someone post that webm of a woman adding doritos and a bunch of other shit to a ramen cup

>> No.16865296

god americans can't eat anything without a gallon of shitty cheese

>> No.16865650

it's just epicmealtime at this point

>> No.16865674

never eaten raw mushrooms? you should try it

>> No.16865684

Raw mushrooms are great. Really accentuates the terrior.

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>> No.16865952

Raw mushrooms are indegesible due to the barrier of cellulose

>> No.16866105

but he is a turk

>> No.16866138

cooking has never been gayer

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>> No.16866184

i dont think mushrooms don't have cellulose anon, they have chitin, like bugs

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>> No.16866372

>french fries on bread
>that's it

>> No.16866379

They're called chips.

>> No.16866390

how are the buns not falling off

>> No.16866394

what an obnoxious fag

>> No.16866396

Special sauce.

>> No.16866398

old burg, no veg. the buns will literally glue themselves to the patty.

>> No.16866405

Not in the first world, go enjoy your toast sandwich

>> No.16866415

He says before he begins carving that it literally is just for aesthetics. Based Pepin.

>> No.16866426

>Peeling the potato ever

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>> No.16866468

fucking rekt him

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>> No.16866513

Babish is better.

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>> No.16866525

What a waste of a horse. It'd be better off as glue.

>> No.16866526

ah shit my dad used to make this with chicken. it tasted so good

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This is horrible. They could have made a fancy mitrailette, they made a starch hell

>> No.16866545

holy fuck didnt see this entire thread is revolting

>> No.16866557
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Can you guys for once post actual fucking food instead of retarded meme shit? It's not funny or "ironic" or "epic" or whatever you think it is. Jesus Christ on a cunt lip.

>> No.16866574

Ok what am I looking at ?

>> No.16866576
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Why can't we have nice webms?
Also the classics.

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Literal insects.

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>> No.16866770

I hate this cunt

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because of my coom

>> No.16866800

starving r n

>> No.16866828

Shellls are my favourite pasta shape for picking meat and veg up

>> No.16866896

>knock knock
>who's there

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>> No.16867047

>smells the pizza
>"yep they're pizza"
excellent content ja/ck/

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the awkward silence and look at the end always gets me

>> No.16867057

It took her almost an entire minute to eat a dozen donuts? No wonder she's so skinny.

>> No.16867062

A sea cucumber. They shit out sticky parts of their innards to hunt or when they feel threatened.
That one also had a little fish living inside of it, kind of the same situation as with Anemones and clown fish.

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>> No.16867265

>all the cheese falls out like cum out of a sloppy asshole at the end

>> No.16867280

This is so cringe it looks like it was made by Cooking Comically.

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>> No.16867293

I have a FB friend who is a wallstreet banker and almost every week he posts about what a stupid idiot this guy is.

>> No.16867321

I hate the chinese so much it's unreal

>> No.16867329

do Bongs really?

>> No.16867333

if you think this is disgusting google "gomichela"

>> No.16867346
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Do Americans really do this?!?

>> No.16867356

This would be much better if something was going in-between the folding's.

>> No.16867365

Women tend to eat like alcoholics drink. Slow but consistently, over the entire day.

>> No.16867398

this was actually pretty good
>using the bone as a tooth pick substitute
but that cut of meat as a sandwich is going to suck ass

>> No.16867405

No.. Definitely not, and you know that. Please act less stupid.

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>> No.16867414

Yes, this is traditional American fourth breakfast cuisine. We eat it at least three times a week.

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>> No.16867436

100%. I ate 5 helpings of this for dinner tonight. Followed that up with an entire cheesecake for desert.

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>> No.16867512

what's wrong with this?

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>> No.16867547

I'd give it a taste before I declared it undrinkable. But, when I have a beer, I don't want 35 ingredients and ice added.

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>> No.16867628

Is this guy actually gay? I think I will have less of an issue with his antics if he is.

>> No.16867649

holy hell look at the fuckin size of her

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>> No.16867667

funny enough that probably would taste alright but it's ruined by all that cheese

>> No.16867733

I've seem them add even more bullshit to these things

>> No.16867795

the food is nothing, im grossed out about that skeleton nose.

>> No.16867800

you are under the impression the food is the end product
it doesn't matter how it tastes. the most important is how it looks on camera - the end product is the video

>> No.16867858

That ought to be vile

>> No.16867890

>he doesn't know how to bind the starches to the sauces

>> No.16867896

>posts retarded meme shit

>> No.16867905

Why is he using scissors to cut the tomatoes?

>> No.16867926

Is that what a cum fart is like?

>> No.16867928

i think shes korean

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>> No.16867943

This looks good but I think I needs olives or something. I'd probably make it if had them.

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>> No.16867976

That was almost painful to see that pasta being added. Rekt, almost gore level.

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Lol what do you eat your shrimp scampi with? Rice? That's gay. You're gay, anon.

>> No.16867989

>what do you eat your shrimp scampi with?
A fork. Then I lift the scampi boat and slurp the butter.

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I made you a sandwich

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I'd slurp your butter, if you catch my drift

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>> No.16868038
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This bitch is insane. Frying idlis...fucking heretic northies!!

>> No.16868039

Wow, it's been a decade.

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Wish I lived somewhere I could just walk around the corner and get some roast meat and rice.

>> No.16868052

God I miss peking duck. There was this amazing place in Beijing, super cheap and flavorful. I'd go there nearly every day.

>> No.16868082

First the Uyghurs, now the Turks?

>> No.16868093

> Not as big as T*rkey

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Man, when you get a perfectly cooked one and have pancake with just the skin.

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>> No.16868127

I fucking hate chinks so much

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>> No.16868150

looked cuter as a little steamed bun shape, the final touch made no sense

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>> No.16868160

but why? is he feeding the bees?

>> No.16868167

>wrapped turds
>real food

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>> No.16868173


I'm so tired of fucking underage retards like you plaguing this board.

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u mad?

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>> No.16868200

and honestly kind of expensive for what it is

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>> No.16868209

average nip meal

>> No.16868333

So that you can ask

>> No.16868395

this, you might as well just eat pasta with olive oil

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>> No.16868480

cringe memer beqting aq dead horse

>> No.16868520

Can i get an extra napkin please?

>> No.16868617
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>all these efforts
>still puts industrial plastic cheese

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>> No.16868680

ugly as fuck of course, but perfectly thematic for halloween

>> No.16868689

you can spot a coke addict from a mile

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>> No.16868694

>first world
pick one pls

>> No.16868696

well, cooking kills any possible bacteria
its sad tho, seeing real poverty is quite sad

>> No.16868698

how embarrasing

>> No.16868699

Only an American can come up with something that retarded

>> No.16868703

someone somewhere is masturbating to this

>> No.16868704

maybe, but the idea is a simple omelette and it looks nice enough

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>> No.16868716

>pasta with bread
fucking retard

>> No.16868721

fucking retards

>> No.16868724

no, why the fuck would it need olives? what would the olive bitterness add to it flavor-wise? Don't just fucking dump ingredients for no reason because they are from the same country

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>> No.16868732

too much parsley.

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>> No.16868738

>Two people to lift it
fucking faggots

>> No.16868744
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It's a sea cucumber, it shit itself and there was a fish living in it's ass.

>> No.16868751

never salt raw meat
the only thing you accomplish is to make the meat sweat and become dry as fuck, salt always after the meat is cooked

>> No.16868757

Circle of life and all.

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Looking good cuz

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>> No.16868801

Uh, actually nice and simple idea. I'll actually make something like this, with lotta garlic

>> No.16868803

Go put a ten pound weight on a baking tray and try to lift it from one side. You get docked $200 if you drop it

>> No.16868809

The worst part is the constant faces, as if that boiled rubber sole is utterly delicious

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>> No.16869031

>ten pound weight
>4 and half kilos
fucking pussies

>> No.16869171

I do a very similiar dish to this one, except without onion, but I think I might add it thie time.
I'd also add to this some form of acidity like lemon juice or even a tiny bit of vinegar

>> No.16869207

Fucking hate people using prawns with the tail on them, like how the fuck are you supposed to eat thoose with knife and fork?

>> No.16869276

American here you're fucking retarded. The issue is we can't eat cheese without a gallon of shitty everything else.

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That's it. I'm out. Fucking hell. My worst nightmare as a kid was having roaches all over me and I couldn't escape. FUCK YOU PAL.

>> No.16869326

>how do I cut off part of my food when all I have is a knife and fork
>someone please help me

>> No.16869337

>Cooking in stainless without using fond
Why didn't they fry the shrimp properly first? Would've been do much better

>> No.16869343

Yeah I probably have it about twice a week.

>> No.16869351

90% of do Americans really posters are self hating Americans. Euros really don't think about us that much.

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>I-it's totally Americans
>I'm not European!

Shut up.

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What about cheese on toast?

>> No.16869403

Would you like to supersize your order today?

>> No.16869406

If it sits for a while then it eventually reabsorbs the liquid, and since it's absorbing some of the dissolved salt too that actually helps it stay moist during cooking. People call it dry brining because it's essentially doing the same thing, just without added liquid.

>> No.16869483

Is this the guy that does the
>it is wednesday my dudes

>> No.16869493

It's me

>> No.16869495

Dry brine deez nutz

>> No.16869503

>and try to lift it from one side
Uh, why would anyone ever do that?

>> No.16869515

>California doesn't exist guys
How about you just open your eyes. The left hates America far more than Hans and Miguel

>> No.16869520

Could use more cheese.

>> No.16869588

You underestimate just how successful commies have been in raising generation after generation of Americans to hate America. But yeah, there are also plenty of salty yuropoors and whatnot.

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>> No.16869605

The edit of this made me lol

>> No.16869627

>your brain on /pol/
Nice digits btw lmao

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>> No.16869760

really nice

>> No.16869773

how can one woman be so sexy?

>> No.16869776

How can one woman be so disgusting?

>> No.16869782

>How can one woman be so ineffectual?

>> No.16869802
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That has nothing to do with the amount of absolutely ass ravaged europoors who post here.

>> No.16869934

aside from the candy this actually tastes alright

>> No.16869946

Manlets can't reach all the way to the other side of the tray.

>> No.16869948

>not just eating the tails
prissy bitches

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>> No.16870106

it's all the same

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>> No.16870160

thats probably extremely nutritious

>> No.16870191

So much cute personality even if a little bratty.

>> No.16870197

So you're not blocking the camera's view.

>> No.16870276

They're best friends :( stop it

>> No.16870296

>place one hand slightly lower than rack next to the oven rack
>use other hand to drag the pan onto original hand
>all while standing aside the oven so some fag can film the meay

>> No.16870605

Never let east Asians near your food. Fucking revolting bug people

>> No.16870615

the cold solidified fat glued them on

>> No.16870636

is it just me or does all the food this guy makes looks fucking gross

>> No.16870657

Fuck me I never would have though pizza had a pizza smell. You really do learn something new

>> No.16870667

Back when the meme was birthed he was just doing fairly reasonable steaks and other meat, but as usual the algorithmic pressure sent him rapidly off the deep end. It didn't help that he got picked up as a court jester by some saudi who wanted salt bae in his restaurant.

>> No.16870728

It's an excuse to act like a little shit. Furfags get the rope.

>> No.16870794

Nerve gas

>> No.16870808

Look it's a steak.
Don't put cheese inside that poor steak.

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>> No.16870818

yeah this is an average school lunch over here

>> No.16870824

You almost had it bro

>> No.16870831

an old boot looks more tender than that

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>> No.16870850

Is baking the most noble profession in the world?

>> No.16870869

Bug farming is ok if they are bred as animal feed otherwise you can fuck off

>> No.16870883

oooh that's fresh

>> No.16870884

100% convinced this is fake
They must have made the pancake before and then threw a bunch of raw batter on the back

>> No.16870975


Am I the only one who wants to just beat this clowns face until it turns into hamburger.

>> No.16870979

i'd never let that much olive oil and garlic go to waste

>> No.16871262

this could have been in a ylyl thread and I would have lost hard

>> No.16871295
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You don't have to tell me what happened...

>> No.16871316

i'm so sick of this shit. i can make bacon and cheeze and steak, i don't need them all drumfucked together thanks you fucking imbecile

>> No.16871402

i still don't know who this guy is, i've only seen him in /ck/ webms, but that's enough.

>> No.16871519

I'm not the only person who wants to fuck that, right?

>> No.16871885
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There's not enough fucking radish. You used a quarter of the radish on the first bite. And you have four skewers. You need more fixing radish what the fuck

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>> No.16872195

>lettuce on the bottom

>> No.16872224

What irks me about cockroaches is less the being itself but more about how wild ones in cities indicate filthiness, disease, and how if there's one there's an infestation somewhere near. The ones bred in clean conditions don't bother me as much.

>> No.16872321

This is a New Zealand pizza

>> No.16872595

he 100% missed on that second spice throw. also that looks fucking disgusting.

>> No.16872597


>> No.16872618

That looks good. God i havent had Kebab in ages.

>> No.16872661

I keep seeing this everywhere. What is the story here? Is this some sort of weird porn?

>> No.16872730
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I'm feeling a bit generous so I won't even call you names... it's a copypasta about "what would you do if you found this chick passed out" there's a guy that says "make her eat a bowl of eggs".


>> No.16872741

That's a full english breakfast. Not sure why you'd need a specialized pan though.

>> No.16872750

>cockroach farm in China
microcosm is macrocosm

>> No.16872774

God that looks good.

>> No.16872787

why is the chicken yellow at the start?

>> No.16873144

I really need to clip that scene from Pig where former chef Nick Cage essentially calls a guy faggot for doing all that meaningless presentation bullshit.

>> No.16873152

Chicken meat comes in a variety of colors mostly depending of the breed.

>> No.16873153

“It was just a colour out of space—a frightful messenger from unformed realms of infinity beyond all Nature as we know it; from realms whose mere existence stuns the brain and numbs us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes.”

>> No.16873163
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>> No.16873168

How can one be a woman?

>> No.16873186

It is quintessential, after all. Shit cheese makes the burger.

>> No.16873218

Man, these eggs are fucking DRYYYYYY

>> No.16873267

Fuck off weeb

>> No.16873281

>2 cloves of garlic
>throws in about 2 heads

>> No.16873293

yeah, just don't give details on the ingredients of this, I mean who cares what they taste like?

>> No.16873300

well that was dissapointing due to the egg solidifying completely, maybe you should put the already cooked part out of the pan

>> No.16873301

youre right all the same they will supplant the white race

>> No.16873308

They also burn them so I doubt the taste is that important to the fags who made that video. Though as most chinese filling, it's probably a mix of meats, egg, green onion and garlic.

>> No.16873310

>3 hot and 3 sweet
>4 sausages total

>> No.16873351

i was hoping he'd bump it into his mouth and take a bite.

>> No.16873370

Well a bit of brown-to-blackish roast is pretty good on Gyoza

>> No.16873436

bruce don't you have and AA-meeting to attend? (autists anonymous)

>> No.16873444
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This one's way more accurate

>> No.16875195

why do these people like big cuts of meat so much? its literally your everyday steak but bigger

>> No.16875306
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You don't know what real food is.

>> No.16875455

Fuck of nigger

>> No.16875519


>> No.16875581

>absorbs running meat juices from the grill onto bread instead of wasting them
>well chopped vegetables, seasoned before mixing
>balanced ingredient mix
>balanced fatty/lean meat mix, not overcooked

>> No.16875606

It's asian

>> No.16875620

kekd and saved

>> No.16875681

>just ignore reality bro

>> No.16875705

What was the point of prolapseing it without searing it?

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>> No.16876466

who needs Eddie Murphy in a fat suit?

>> No.16876494

That disgusting faggot cannot die soon enough.

>> No.16876735

It's fitting. Chinese are the cockroaches of Asia.

>> No.16876836

I can tell he's making really shitty stuff on purpose. Kinda like how cooking with jack purposely fucked up his food for entertainment purposes.
It's funny how cooking terrible food can gain just as much attention from someone cooking really good food.

>> No.16876871

Cute and disgusting at the same time.

>> No.16876880

I did have my penis holding my cock while watching that particular webm.

>> No.16876947
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>> No.16877024

>not meat spin.webm

>> No.16877038
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Sigma balls

>> No.16877185

What is that a pic for ants?

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>> No.16877585

do you think they fuck in that suit too?

>> No.16877591

How much autism is this

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>> No.16877616

you live by the egg you die by the egg

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>> No.16877640

More furries cooking please

>> No.16877659
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he has to cook all these eggs before he can exit

>> No.16877665

damn that bitch is fat
the girl got some thicc on her too

>> No.16877674

>200 000 units are ready with a million more on the way

>> No.16877722

"I call this Chicken á la Dindu, the recipe is well-kept secret but consists of over 13 different herbs that account for 50% of the weight"

>> No.16877757

Looks ok, I'd drink it.

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>> No.16877787

i think its funny that they all know the exact same tricks.

>> No.16877801

Why did he throw the shrimp on the floor?

>> No.16877805

because he hates you

>> No.16877813

because the electricity is out at his house so the grill not working
but he can still practice his moves

>> No.16877827
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He's prawn to mistakes

>> No.16877854

bees were swarming so he decided to make a viral video

>> No.16877893

dont handle animals with your penis anon

>> No.16877897

>pan of random sloppa

>> No.16877898
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thats the meme guy isnt it? didnt he turn out to already be a chef, and a twat at that? he officially calls himself 'salt bae' now and owns one of those restaurants where they serve dumbshit like golden burgers and one atom of asparagus on top of a leaf

>> No.16877908

this is fucked up but I would eat it

>> No.16877915
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He's got a place in LON DON now.

>> No.16877924

you see that buzzfeed looking ass student kitchen counter coming up in the thumbnail yknow its either gonna be something comfy n simple, or some absolute fuckshit

>> No.16877930
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kek it reads like they put him in a random situation and told him to improvise a skit

>> No.16877931

nah they have special suits with holes in them for that

>> No.16877937

i cant tell what the hell theyre putting all that candy ON with that amount of pixels
its got to be a dessert right...? right?

>> No.16877944

most of these absurd as all hell restaurant concoctions ITT seem like tourist bait
something restaurants in big metropolitan cities can afford to do just for the fuck of it and get famous off of the sheer weirdness, because someone will always wanna try something odd and new. and i cant blame em, as weird as some of these recipes look, i sure as hell am curious, id give it a try.
but i cant imagine you'd get any second visits.

>> No.16877950
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>a group of asians
>in an asian kitchen
>on an asian tv channel
>doing dumbshit claiming its 'american'
>the bong fell for it

>> No.16877958
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>12 pounds for corn
>9 pounds for one coke
>11 pounds for one red bull
>30 pounds for one tempura roll

>> No.16877959
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>> No.16877972

>chuck roll steak
>government cheese
why are people so obsessed with meat but just accept any ol shit cheese?

>> No.16877992
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suit looks familiar

>> No.16878003

>the way his stomache bounces exactly the way her boobies do
them, id ask if he needs a bra for that we its not like he'd get any use out of it

>> No.16878007

Fuckin kek

>> No.16878016

Feeling salty yet?

>> No.16878020

>A discretionary service charge of 15% has been added to your bill
Is this a Bong thing or some psuedo-tip tacked on by this place?

>> No.16878110
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is this one of those absolute nigger places that CHARGE you a tip?

>> No.16878217

whats the triangle shape thing they're using to "butter" the pan? lard?

>> No.16878223

looks like a napkin soaked with oil
p smart thing to do actually, you dont get a puddle of sitting oil

>> No.16878252

in this case you're right, i was thinking of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em1XAUrSc8E which looks like butter, but its also white which makes me think its lard/tallow

>> No.16878300

yeah looks like it
i dont see the point of greasing the pan if ur gonna be making beef, its incredibly fatty, but better lard than anything else

>> No.16878396
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> Meatspin
Oldfag flash aficionado detected

>> No.16878411

Lol I remember the first time I saw one I was pretty freaked out too. Apparently they're called 'asians' and there's like seven different kinds oO

>> No.16878449

fucked up really

>> No.16878498
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ok fine i lost

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>> No.16878935

Wasn't it smeagol's grandmother who taught him to suck eggs

>> No.16879184

Classic come dine with me

>> No.16879301
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what the fuck is that? cancer?

>> No.16879325

Unlaid eggs.

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