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How do you like your eggs?

>> No.16880512

directly from the cloaca

>> No.16880516
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>>16880508
Fertilized

>> No.16880517

ripe, preferably with a little give

>> No.16880526

>>16880508
up a hot woman's ass

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All of them

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>>16880508
I like eggs. A lot, Howard. I love eggs. I loooove eggs. I go into the coffee shop in the hotel and I love eggs. I order over easy eggs, (I like the eggs over easy). They never come over easy that's a hard egg to order, the over easy, if they're under easy they're disgusting. I only got one tooth there and if they're under easy they run down my face. So that's why I order a omelette."

>> No.16880547

Over easy or poached. I like it when my eggs are nice and runny.

>> No.16880549

>>16880516
I just thought of this...
Did the baby bird shit in the egg? Since it was feeding on the yolk, it probably shat some of that stuff back, meaning when they drink the liquid from the egg, they're drinking its shit and piss

>> No.16880554

>>16880549
>Did the baby bird shit in the egg?
no

>> No.16880569

>>16880549
Behold, /ck/'s finest intellectual!

>> No.16880580

>>16880508
I don’t enjoy eggs, honestly. I already have a very protein rich diet (American, I eat as many pounds of meat as OP sucks cock in a similar timeframe), and my schedule means i usually skip breakfast. The only egg-stuff i eat are baked goods. Am i missing out?

>> No.16880636

Had Turkish eggs for the first time today. Delicious! How do I poach eggs without all the white whisps coming off though? I put them in a ramiken and dumped them in close to the water but still got white bits everywhere.

>> No.16880664

>>16880636
I am from Turkey and there is no such thing

>> No.16881013

>>16880508
Unfertilized

>> No.16881092

Green, just like the ham.

>> No.16881147

>>16880636
Crack the eggs into a fine mesh strainer, Heston style

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>>16880508
gently aged for 11-13 years.

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I like mine with a kiss

https://youtu.be/QAD8f30YIGw

>> No.16881950

>>16880549
>yeah let's just evolve to have our infants float in their own piss and shit
you're retarded dude

>> No.16882220

>>16881950
.... You know featuses do shit and piss in the amniotic fluid? So... (You) did so?

>> No.16882240

>>16881472
...
Yes

>> No.16882243

>>16880508
salted

>> No.16882257

>>16880664
https://youtu.be/XZ1Rd5HOEK4

>> No.16882364

>>16881950
What the fuck do you think amneotic fluid is? It's the baby's piss.

>> No.16882404

>>16880508
Cooked on a pan.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1634150534238.webm

>> No.16883027

>>16882257
Oh wow she's lost a lot of weight.

>> No.16883029

Throw out the disgusting gooey crap, eat the nutritious shells

>> No.16883097

>>16881472
ToT
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.16883435

>>16880508
Cooked to eggcellence.