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Morning lads and those that will never be a woman. It’s breakfast time here in Scotland. Drunk a shitload last night and snorted a fair bit of Charlie so needing something to soak it up. What you boys eating?

>> No.16912457
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I also tried my hand at making some traditional black Father’s Day breakfast as well.

>> No.16912460

>>16912448
Nice. Looks perfect.

>> No.16912472

>>16912448
I can't think of eating because I'm so fucking full but have to admit this looks good. I like my tomato more grilled though.

>> No.16912477

>>16912448
>Scottish
>No Lorne sausage, no cheap sliced haggis
Why are you eating a full English, you ponce?

>> No.16912486

>>16912448
I just down some whiskys and electrolyte solution, it's got what plants crave.

>> No.16912491

>>16912477
No one up North eats square sausage.It's garbage.Weedgies enjoy it but they're easy to please.I live in the Highlands.I'd say we're actual Scottish.We consider Glaswegians sassenachs.I'll agree with the haggis part though.I just didn't have any in my fridge.

>> No.16912493

>>16912448
a lot of toast but based
>>16912477
>>Scottish
regional versions of the fry up are retarded
t. Welsh

>> No.16912500

>>16912448
that looks very tasty

>> No.16912506

>>16912448
slop. no pancakes, disgusting charred black mystery disc, bacon barely cooked, sausages overcooked, tomato wtf, eggs done over easy instead of sunny side.

>> No.16912509

>>16912500
I go for the dimsum and some beers.
The trolly dolly ladies are great on Saturday and Sunday mornings.

>> No.16912512

>>16912506
>black mystery disc
>jogger detected

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>> No.16912517

>>16912448
Where's your kippers?

>> No.16912519

>>16912512
the burnt black hockey puck is only one of many problems with this slop plate

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>>16912517
I keep that in reserve for my spam burger on a bun.

>> No.16912528

>>16912491
Fuck off tcheucter

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>>16912448
That meal clearly needs more beans.

>> No.16912540

>>16912448
What is that burned thing in between the sausage and eggs?

>> No.16912542

>>16912540
black pudding

>> No.16912551

>>16912528
It's the great unwashed from Glasgow that seem obsessed with holidaying up here.Just for future reference , we hate you more than the English.At least the English spend money up here.If I never had to travel South again I would be quite happy.Glasgow is a shithole full of 5'3" angry manlets. Kek

>> No.16912561

>>16912491
>I live in the Highlands.I'd say we're actual Scottish.
Did you just literally pull the "No TRUE Scotsman" line on me, you cheeking fucking ned?

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>>16912551
Based. Fuck Glasgow and fuck weegies. clean your shithole up for next week cunts.

>> No.16912598

>>16912542
is that like some kind of chocolate thing?

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>>16912448
Absolutely Inspirational Presentation

>> No.16912638

>>16912448
you guys ever see this faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVvFRE6yNPk

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>>16912638
Why are all american youtubers homosexuals?

>> No.16912644

>>16912640
fucking barf

>> No.16912647

>>16912644
>found the queer

>> No.16912660

>>16912448
>does cocaine habitually
>eats that shit for breakfast
You won’t make it to 40

>> No.16912661

>>16912660
>won’t make it to 40
inshallah