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I kicked a homeless man today.
I was frustrated coming home from a rough day at work and and hearing him ask for spare change when he'd been loitering there the whole day pissed me off so much.

What food could I eat to make myself feel better?

>> No.16954170

>>16954169
McDonald's

>> No.16954180
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16954180

Buy a big sack of Wonderful pistachios, the more you buy the less water Californians have to drink. And that's a good thing.

>> No.16954196

>>16954169
I usually go with a bag of combos, preferably pizza flavor, after I kick homeless people.

>> No.16954216
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16954216

what kind of kick, anon? was he standing and you booted him 300 style? was he lying down, lifeless and you soccer kicked his head? did you just tap him in the shins?

>> No.16954240

>>16954169
Buy an extra long submarine sandwich and eat it in front of him

>> No.16954257

>>16954169
A celebratory steak dinner

>> No.16954374

>>16954169
You are both victims of late stage capitalism

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>>16954374
this
we obviously have to move to feudalism where everyone works for a lord and homeless are broken on the wheel to avoid such acts of violence

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16954402

>>16954180
Nuke California 2024

>> No.16954405

>>16954169
You don't need food. You're on the sigma. Embrace it, people like us are the reason society exists. We would obliterate them if they were divided.

>> No.16954412

>>16954169
I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I hope you feel better soon anon.

>> No.16954418

A bullet through your skull, you human garbage

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16954423

anon he probably wasn't even homeless. He was probably one of those faggot minimal possession lifestyle hipster faggots

>> No.16954447

>>16954169
Thanks for reminding me that you faggots are all disgusting sadistic socially inept losers whenever you're not being incels or ass sniffers. Jesus Christ, just going up to a man and kicking him while he's down is low as it gets.

>> No.16954451

>>16954447
>t. Homeless guy

>> No.16954456

>>16954451
>t./ck/ poster
I'm in here with you anyway

>> No.16954461

>>16954423
Yeah their parents are probably lawyers but they don't want to live at home because they can't inject fentanyl there.

>> No.16954466

>>16954447
Alex DeLarge is my role model, you pussy.

>> No.16954470

>>16954456
Just remember that people on the Internet can lie

>> No.16954501

>>16954423
This is the funniest post on this entire board lmao