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how does /ck/ deal with ham shortage

>> No.16955107

extra eggs

>> No.16955117

>>16955096
ZIMBABWE

>> No.16955135

Where dose ham grow?

>> No.16955187

>>16955135
Ham trees

>> No.16955205

>>16955096
Dang, guess they is out of ham.

>> No.16955207

>>16955135
Ham planets. They slice it from fat people.

>> No.16955208

>>16955096
I go to a convenience store instead of an inconvience store lol

>> No.16955209

>>16955135
HR department

>> No.16955223
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16955223

>we is out of ham

>> No.16955226

Wait, their out of ham or there is no ham?

>> No.16955317

>>16955096
Is it true that american teachers are forbidden to correct language errors like that because its considered racist?

>> No.16955332

>>16955317
Probably now yes

>> No.16955354

>>16955096
The Bojangler is a pretty solid name for their fish sandwich.

>> No.16955357

>>16955223
Niggers
>>16955332
Our slave masters call it Ebonics nigel. Nothing can be corrected anymore, ignorance is heritage.

>> No.16955363

>>16955096
there is a ham shortage? weird i picked up some pork cutlets on special last night

>> No.16955493

>>16955357
> ignorance is heritage.
Kinda like confederate and nazi worship. Also you’re uninformed, the politically correct term is not ebonics but rather AAVE - African American Vernacular English. Stop being such a chud.

>> No.16956078

>>16955493
das rite!

>> No.16957431

>>16955096
look up "when is we getting" on google

america is a mistake

>> No.16957572

>>16957431
We is we getting the ham stimulus

>> No.16957587

>>16957572
We is ham rich now

>> No.16957588

>>16955317
>>16955332
guys stop being mean. they is doing the best they can

>>16955493
can you have sex with my wife?

>> No.16957625

>>16955317
Eh, it's a difference of dialect. Most teachers aren't going to care enough to try to correct it.

>> No.16957630
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16957630

The Anglo fears temporal grammar tenses

>> No.16957967

>>16957630
Man, I got banned for racism explaining this shit before.

>> No.16959139

>>16957630
>he finna go to work
kek

>> No.16959141

>>16957431
holy fuck its real hahaha

>> No.16959153

>>16957630
>when they're so desperate to explain away the impossibility of raising black test scores that they simply give up and declare that this mangling of the english language is simply an entirely new one
They gonna do this with math next?

>> No.16959157
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16959157

I haven't eaten ham in nearly 2 days. This is torture.

>> No.16959166

>>16957630
It may be the five shots of cheap bourbon in me, but I'm seeing some sort of elegance in this. When laid out like this there's an intuitiveness to it that I've never noticed before.

>> No.16959461

>>16959157
imagine the smell wafting from her fat folds. pus, mold and 1 year old food remains...

>> No.16959575

>>16959153
>next
They already did. Common Core (?) completely ignores the order of integers and just does math left -> right. Unsurprisingly, this leads to a lot of wrong answers, which teachers have to grade as correct.

>> No.16959586

>>16959157
That dude looks like he is in the weird al fat suit

>> No.16959597

>>16957625
negroid monkey-hooting is not a dialect

>> No.16959606

>>16959157
What about them? they look fresh!

>> No.16959614

>>16959157
Holy fuck, it's like an accordion. She doesn't bend down, she just fold together lmao. Her spine turned into fat too.

>> No.16959651

>>16955096
Who the fuck buys ham at a chicken place?

>> No.16959678

>>16955096
I wish I could have seen this sign as it would be before inline spellcheck

>> No.16959748

>>16959139
>He finna go to work
I somehow doubt it.

>> No.16959759

>>16955096
don't eat ham
sodium and cancer

>> No.16959774

>>16959575
>"order of integers"
>this person thinks he is in any way qualified to have an opinion on math education
It should be illegal to be this retarded.

>> No.16959814

>>16959774
5-5*2 = X
Actual math: X = 5
Burger meme math: X = 0

I try to avoid wasting memory on stupid shit like burger math, so excuse you if the name isn't Common Core. You still know what I'm referring to.

>> No.16959843

>>16955096
Bought an 8lb ham last night at Aldi. Had a whole freezer case full of 'em. No eggs or lunch meat though.

>> No.16959938

>>16959814
5-5(2)
Pemdas
5 minus 5 by 2
5 minus 10
Negative 5

t. Burger desu

>> No.16960019

>>16959938
Derp, yeah my bad. Typoed the -5 and didn't notice it until now. My point still stands though, following common core, X is 0 because it ignores pemdas.

>> No.16960023

>>16959153
I mean, that's what they did with American English, so I guess it's not that surprising

>> No.16960095

>>16959153
A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction does offer an 82-page workbook on how teachers can "examine their actions, beliefs, and values around teaching mathematics." The group claims white supremacy culture can show up in the classroom in various ways, including when "the focus is on getting the 'right' answer," and when "students are required to 'show their work.'"

The group also says educators should try to "center ethnomathematics" by identifying and challenging the ways that "math is used to uphold capitalist, imperialist, and racist views."

tldr math is racist, there shouldnt be a "right answer".

>> No.16960098

>>16959153
I mean, it kind of is, but its origins are that of low iq retards.

>> No.16960100

>>16959157
I am so sorry for her "knees"

>> No.16960105

>>16959157
Is that an actual real life pokemon??

>> No.16960421

>>16959153
At what point does a new language form?

>> No.16960465

>>16955317
yes,

>> No.16960493

>>16955207
how the fuck do you run out of fat people in the US? that's like running out of herpes in a brothel.

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>>16955135
captcha