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Have you tried The Rocks very own Teremana™ Tequila?

>> No.16983444

For me, it’s the The Rock’s Teremana™ Tequila,

>> No.16983552

He's a faggot.

>> No.16983555

>>16983442
I want to try The Wock’s chili sauce

>> No.16983579

Dwayne Johnnetty?
Go back to your twentyteenth, car-go-fast movie you stereotype

>> No.16983582

The cheapest bottom shelf scotch is better than any tequila. It's just marketing and retarded boomers trying to relive their youth. You think the rock has anything to do with this? Some kike just called him up out of the blue with a business opportunity.

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>>16983442
For me, it's Casamigos
I mean look at Clooney
Compared to Duh Rawk
Who would have a better tequila?

>> No.16983903

>>16983582
Tequila is the purest alcohol
Out there, anon
Way less of a hangover after a 'long night'

>> No.16985173

>>16983442
>Unaged tequila
No thank you

>> No.16985318

>>16983903
i dont get this meme
why do faggots keep repeating this

>> No.16985334

>>16983442
I tasted the rocks very own parts. But his alcohol...no

>> No.16985348

>>16983552
Proof? I thought he has kids

>> No.16985353

>>16983903
That's a load of bullshit.

>> No.16985355

>>16983442
Since noone else has actually answered, yes I have tried it. Surprisingly smooth, slightly floral taste. Much better than bottom shelf stuff but not quite a premium tequila. For its price I was really surprised at how good it was but like I said, if you want a new sipping tequila its not quite at that level. Good for margaritas.

>> No.16985379

>>16983442
>16983442
whats with celebrities starting up some time of alcohol side hustle? Espcially tequilla of all things. The agave plant takes fucking for ever to grow.

>> No.16985444

>>16983442
I prefer Ron White's Number Juan tequila.

>> No.16985453

It's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour

>> No.16985472

>>16985379
>whats with celebrities starting up some time of alcohol side hustle? Espcially tequilla of all things. The agave plant takes fucking for ever to grow.
Sammy Hagar did it first.
Why? Americans can hold deeds to land in Mexico. Acreage for agave isn't necessarily expensive, either.

The price of tequila is directly due to marketing costs. You don't need to elevate the quality or claim to be better, or best, just market it well enough, and your business is going to grow. It's pretty much a sure thing. Tequila is a delicious mixer, that's why. Aged tequila, bleh, but reposada is smooth and flavorful enough to be the mixer.

>> No.16985489

>>16985379
It's just the hip thing right now, couple years it will be something else. Any guesses what the next fad will be bros?

>> No.16985498

>>16985489
Gin for sure.

>> No.16985510

>>16983903
>Tequila is the purest alcohol
If it was it wouldn’t have such a strong distinct taste.

>> No.16985530

>>16983582
Low IQ take. There are different levels in almost all kinds of liquors. I had a top notch rum the other day.

>> No.16985554

>>16985530
>There are different levels in almost all kinds of liquors.
Yes an anon implied that the top level tequila is worse than any bottom shelf shit liquor.

You sound like a low IQ brain moron.

>> No.16985603

>>16983442
No, why would I?

>> No.16985605

>>16985489
Tequila has been hip since like 2005. It's beyond a fad now.

>> No.16985668

No and I won't try Champagne recommended by Jay-Z either. Or Cognac recommended by Brad Pitt.

Even wine guides and *** restaurants are making so much money nowadays/getting so heavily sponsored they can't be trusted any more.

Quality has gone offline.

>> No.16985686

>>16985605
Tequila has been hip since the early '70s.

>> No.16985694
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16985694

Will it make me feel litty?

>> No.16985710

>>16983442
probably has boiled children in it.

>> No.16985711
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>>16983442
no cap I used to masturbate to the thought of this guy filling my man pussy up with his <3% body fat cock back when he was still in his wrestling days

but now that he has been molested by jews i do not want him anywhere near me

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>>16983442
It probably mixes well with Faygo

>> No.16985748

>>16983903
90% of those that drink tequila hate it, rightfully so. I only drink it when whores wants me to do the shots with them and do the gay lime and salt ritual

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>itt: kids who took shots of jose cuervo and think all tequila is bad
I will agree, bad tequila is far worse than other bad liquors, but good tequila or mezcal is still very good.

>> No.16985774

>>16985711
great job ruining this thread you mentally ill faggot. I swear all sodomites should be hurled off buildings

>> No.16985775

>>16985763
I will admit that I've never tried expensive/high quality tequila but I just can't be bothered.

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>>16985774
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE GAY IN 2021!!!! IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEE!!!!

>> No.16985787

Fuck gentrifiers

>> No.16985792

>>16983442
It's better than Patron but that's a super low hurdle to clear.

>> No.16985805

>>16985472
>repo
Why does LITERALLY EVERY black person pronounce it respersado?

>> No.16985816

>>16985775
It’s not that expensive maybe $40 but yeah not everyone HAS to like tequila

>> No.16985858

>>16985816
yeah I live in norway brah so any other then that sierra tequila is pretty expensive. For me it's cognac

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>>16983442
demon mutt who wants to be the president and is using George Clooneys Liquor business plan. Tequila was classified as a hallucinogenic up to the late the 1970's along with homosexuality being classified as a mental disorder. So all you fags go get drunk on this demons product

>> No.16985926

>>16985782
disconnect you mentally ill coomer wannabe victim
has nothing to do with being gay, has everything to do with making everything sexual when it's not even remotely related

>> No.16985928

>>16985805
I don't really think I know anyone who does that. Most people of some lower class probably use silver in their mixed drinks. I've always thoguht it was flavorless.

>> No.16985931

>>16985668
the cycle has completed and we have to go back to trusting only our own opinions and those of people we know personally

>> No.16985932

>>16985913
>Tequila was classified as a hallucinogenic up to the late the 1970's
Because the government was fucking retarded and bought into the marketing campaign that the worm in some mezcals could magically get you high. It has nothing to do with morality it's just government stooges being incompetent like always.

>> No.16985938

>>16985932
but they were right about the queers, right?

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>>16985938
>t.

>> No.16985954

>>16983442
Why is every celebrity launching t heir own tequila? Do they all come from the same parent company?

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>>16985355
Pretty much my thoughts exactly.

>>16983582
FWIW I have more favorite tequilas than favorite scotch whiskies, and I like whisky a lot.

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>>16985913
>wants to be the president
And I will vote for him

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>>16985355
>>16986385
i had the exact opposite experience, bros. i was going to get a bottle of casamigos or altos but i saw the big rock standee thing at the store so i figured i'd try it, after all, the rock wouldnt ever steer me wrong would he?

well IMO it was rough going down. i tried it with topo chico and lime juice and then tried it in a paloma, neither did me well and i felt like total shit the next day. like way worse than usual.

>> No.16986564

>>16985954
The tequila industry is highly-regulated and, like pretty much all industry in Mexico, practically monopolized by oligarchs. (Oligopolized?)

So basically there's an EXTREMELY small group responsible for all tequila production. Everything else is branding and sub-branding.

Happens to be true now that we're in a world drowning in cash that's desperately seeking return, so we're just contriving abstraction after instagrammable-abstraction to differentiate between, basically, commodities.

It's the same stuff in the bottle. But this is the bottle with The Rock's face on it. Or George Clooney's. Or Ryan Reynolds', or whoever else the fuck's.

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>>16983442
My favorite is the worlds most interesting™ tequila Astral™

>> No.16987626

Name ONE SINGLE good drink that is a brand of someone famous.

My sister gave me Mcgregor's whiskey as a gift and it was pure fucking trash. Literally red-label level shit. The Game of Thrones whiskey-line was also pure trash. My mom that knows about vodka also told me the Angelina Jolie one was also terrible.

>> No.16987668

>>16987626
>Name ONE SINGLE good drink that is a brand of someone famous.
Tom Ford's Negroli Portofino

>> No.16987674

>>16987626
On a more serious note, how is Dan Akroyd's vodka? I thought it was supposed to be very good because of how pure it is, but I haven't tried it myself

>> No.16987681

>>16983442
Why didn't Vince McMahon think of this first and release a stupid looking line of WWE Superstar spirits?
>The Rock's Boots2Asses Brahma Bull Tequila
>John Cena Hustle Loyalty Respect Chinese Rice Sake
>Roman Reigns Big Dog Burbon
>Sasha Banks Boss Cognac
>Brock Lesnar Suplex City Whiskey

>> No.16987779

>>16983582
Hitting the copium hard today, eh, anon?

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>>16983442
bought some a short while back (the reposado), didn't like it as much as cazadore's despite it being a little more expensive. was still pretty good though

>> No.16988641

>>16983582
Meanwhile tequila enjoyers enjoy any decent tequila but scotch snobs talk shit about everything under the price point of their preferred bottle and can't agree on anything.

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>>16983442
Negro mutts shut up. El Jimador nocks this out of the park and is actually afordable and not gay and aids up from some actor. Fuck darkies. Tequila chads rise up.

>> No.16988868

>>16985173
>muh oak

>> No.16988881

>>16985348
No. The original meaning. A contemptible person.

>> No.16988955

>>16988672
>Ironic that you say fuck darkies and call him a mutt, who do you think makes El Jimador?

>> No.16988987

>>16988955
whomst are you quoting