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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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17019224 No.17019224 [Reply] [Original]

>added blueberries to the spring salad
Never again.

What are your biggest food mistakes, /ck/?

>> No.17019232

If you were green, you'd be dying.

>> No.17019236

how did you take this picture

>> No.17019240
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17019240

stfu OP we like blueberries

>> No.17019242

>>17019236
>set timer
>attach suction end of dildo to phone screen
>suck a dick faggot

>> No.17019243

>>17019236
My boyfriend took it from behind and over my shoulder.

>> No.17019258

>>17019236
if you clench your jaw and your kegels at the same time hard enough, it takes a screenshot

>> No.17019268

>>17019224
That sink is filthy you pig.

>> No.17019271

>>17019240
retard

>> No.17019331

>>17019224
Why do you have so many disposable beard shaving sticks in your bathroom?

>> No.17019343

>>17019331
they come in packs of twenty.
no bully

>> No.17019381

>>17019343
Checks out. You're free to go, xir.

>> No.17019684

I once used a full bottle of guiness as basting base and just moisture for a pig knuckle. I should have just added a bit and mostly water. The result was EXTREMELY bitter meat and sauce. I really needed a much more sweet dark beer. I still feel bad about that pig knuckle...

>> No.17019696

>>17019242
kek

>> No.17019707

>>17019271
no you are!!!!

>> No.17019716

>>17019343
Buy a decent stainless steel DE razor and a 100 pack of Astra blades online. You're all set for like 2 years for ~$50. Jesus christ, man have some self respect. You can't even get a good shave with those disposable bics, man.

>> No.17019725

>>17019240
blueberry shills on high alert

>> No.17019739
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>>17019232

>> No.17019774

it looks like you woke up after a night of bath salts and smurf hitchhikers

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>>17019774
that's funny. because I feel great.

>> No.17019804

>spring salad
>it’s fall

>> No.17019814

>>17019224
i used those same bics for ages, theyre shit
the gillette blue ii in the pic are far superior
well done OP, you are a real man

>> No.17019841

>>17019804
>it’s fall
hence the reason I had to make it myself, they're not occurring naturally rn

>well done OP, you are a real man
damn straight

>> No.17021055

>>17019258
lol

>> No.17021060

>>17019232
It's not that easy being green.

>> No.17021328

>>17019242
Lmfao

>> No.17021416

>>17019224
Is this natural? looks like they sprayed some green blueberries with a dye and sold it to you.

>> No.17021685

>>17021416
Blueberries were used as a purple dye because of how they can stain things so well, whenever I eat some my fingers get stained for a few days.

>> No.17021717

>>17019240
i like blooberries too fren. dont let those other guys bother u

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>> No.17022715

Taking a piss after cutting up some jalapenos. Top 3 worst pain in my life, maybe #1.

>> No.17022807

>>17019242
lol

>> No.17022932
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>>17019224
One time I bought imitation crab meat because the store was out of real crab meat and it was only $2 for an absurd amount, like 2 pounds or something. I made crab cakes with it. They were dog shit. The real crime was what I did with the remainder of the imitation crab meat. I sure as shit wasn't going to make shitty cakes again, and I didn't want it to go to waste. But I had no idea what to do to make it palatable. So I just threw it in my rice cooker with rice and Old Bay. Absolutely dog shit. The most vile thing I've ever had the great misfortune to eat. I had like 5 days worth, and I just threw it all out after one.

>> No.17023109

>>17019224
Oof how embarrassing. You can tell everyone is from berries but we all know it's from chronic masturbation.

>> No.17023119

Thank you funeral potatoes

>> No.17023595

>>17022715
Bait or you have never been seriously injured

>> No.17024757

I thought that I’d bought cooked chicken pieces from the supermarket. I ate a leg and thought, this really succulent; the mouth feel of the skin made me check the box. The chicken was uncooked. I suffered no ill effects.