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Could you imagine living without it

>> No.17029731

>>17029702
I don't have to imagine.

>> No.17029757
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I love this little nigger like you wouldnt believe

>> No.17029772
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>>17029757
>....and oh my goodness, is it also......a bottle opener?

>> No.17029776
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>>17029702
Unsurpassed for millions of years

>> No.17029793

>>17029776
Racist post

>> No.17029825
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>>17029776
are those your husband's hands?

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>> No.17030064

>>17029839
What am I looking at ? (the object)

>> No.17030079

>>17029839
>The Trannylator

>> No.17030127

>>17029839
I feel sad for people who didn't have this growing up

>> No.17030207

>>17029839
why would you want this over making 3 cuts yourself?

>> No.17030213
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>>17029702
For me its the Ronco Egg scrambler

>> No.17030221
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>>17030213
or maybe the dial o matic

>> No.17030224
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>>17030221
and the chop o matic
we had all of these and they still work

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>>17029702
game changer

>> No.17030361

>>17030353
This seems like it would be difficult to line up properly. Once you put the bottom dough down how do you tell where the impressions are to put the filling?

>> No.17030370

>>17029702
I prefer this type but yes, incredibly useful.

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>>17030370
I'm also retarded.

>> No.17030374

>>17030361
you put the dough on top of the mold and press down a little bit to see where to put the fillings

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>> No.17030469

>>17030353
i want some of these so bad, i really want to make a huge batch of dumplings and freeze a bunch.

>> No.17030809

>>17029702
Rice cooker. It does more than just cook rice and it is great for small meals, one or two people.

>> No.17030862

im not falling for your shill thread bezos

>> No.17030908

>>17030353
my wife has one of these
we made 400 dumplings in a few hours

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>> No.17030957

>>17030224
Vince here with slap my nuts

>> No.17030960

>>17029702
i don't know what's in the water but lately every lemon i get has 15 seeds.
my hands are also full of cuts from the dry skin i get because of all the washing and disinfecting so i might get one of those lil fuckers

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>> No.17030991

>>17030939
the only whisk I own

>> No.17031014

>>17030960
This happens to me sometimes so when I have to use ingredients the might sting (acid, spicy, salty) I just put my hand inside a plastic sandwich bag

>> No.17031017

>>17029702
I tried using one once and it broke into several pieces

>> No.17031020

>>17030991
What's so superior about this one compared to others?

>> No.17031121

>>17030809
>It does more than just cook rice
such as?

>> No.17031159
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literally magic

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>> No.17031310
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>> No.17031323

>>17031017
.......what the hell were you trying to juice? a watermelon?

>> No.17031328
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>> No.17031392

>>17031328
I have one like that, it served only one time, too much efforts just for one square egg.

>> No.17031847

>>17031020
Doesn't waste space like a balloon wisk, doesn't get full of roux and other shit like a spiral wisk, and has a larger surface area for agitating

>> No.17031858

>>17031121
burns rice

>> No.17031914

>>17031310
Is this supposed to be a sort of "Portioner" or something? Because while I think it's waay off, the concept is amusing

>> No.17032014

>>17031323
The plastic ones are shit. Need a metal one

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>>17030862
its your fault for being dumb enough to buy stuff internationally instead of supporting your local establishments

>> No.17032219

>>17029702
I don't understand these things. When you use them to crack an egg, it usually makes a huge mess and it takes forever for the egg to pour, even if it does stop the shell from getting in. Also you can only use it if you want scrambled eggs.
0/10 unitasker

>> No.17032237

>>17032202
That's fucking stupid like saying I shouldn't buy a knife instead of walking to a local restaurant becuse they have have knives also. Some of you people are serious retards.

>> No.17032372
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Behold, the garlic press

>> No.17032381

>>17029702
Double sinks

>> No.17032388
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>>17032237
thank you for your purchase of said knife as well as our service for additional shipping. your comfort and satisfaction, at all costs, are our primary concern

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>>17032219

>> No.17032399 [DELETED] 

Niggers aren't capable of having one sink let alone two.
Two sinks confuses them, but then anything confuses niggers.

>> No.17032687

>>17032372
man I fell for this meme because of you guys and every time I try I just get a tiny dribble of garlic out of the end and I have to cut it off with a knife and repeat it 3x before it just doesn't come out anymore and mashes inside the thing, then I gotta scrape it out and cut it up manually anyway, I hate you all

>> No.17032837

>>17032687
Ur garlic bad. You need to buy more expensive garlic, and more of it. You can buy your way out of anything. Behold the mighty dollar.

>> No.17032873

>>17032687
It's pretty funny with a girlfriend. We just hollar at each other.

>> No.17032879

>>17032388
Thanks Amazon, I'll be sure to give the delivery driver an extra diaper as a tip with my next purchase.

>> No.17032886

>>17032879
Maybe a bloody tampon?

>> No.17032953
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>https://www.mycarote.com/collections/recommandations/products/biogreen-skillet-frying-pan-with-lid
Anyone think this is a good buy? I can't go Cast Iron since I assume maintenance would be bitch since I live in a tropical/humid place and I cook a lot of acidic foods.

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it just feels so.....right

>> No.17033005

>>17032989
that base needs to change though, it blocks the workflow too much when you're washing up

>> No.17033022

>>17032989
that is the shallowest sink I've seen outside of a bathroom

>> No.17033630

>>17030384
Inseminator?

>> No.17033835

>>17032687
>he uses his garlic press on garlic
Wew lad

>> No.17033890

>>17029757
Too much fucking pith, into the trash it goes.

>> No.17033908

>>17031159
Did you know you can rotate the egg 90 degrees and you'll get DICED egg? Little trick you can teach the missus :)

>> No.17033912

>>17031310
Let me guess, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17033924

>>17033890
yeh hes doing it wrong in the pic. It's easy to get perfect rind strands tho.

>> No.17034199

>>17032953
The red one is pretty good, mine's lasted like 5 years and is still in good condition, just never use metal utensils on them, that way they don't scratch up. If I remember right it cost me a whole $14 at a Dollar General.

>> No.17034231

>>17033912
You sick bastage, how about the Donkey story from Gunsmoke?

>> No.17034306

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9uCQD2jkcM

>> No.17034956

>>17030373
this is for heavy duty fruits like grapefruit while>>17029702 is for dealing with abundant amounts of oranges. i.e. quality vs quantity. they are not the same

>> No.17035000

>>17030957
classic

>> No.17035008
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This little fucker right here

>> No.17035009

>>17034956
OP's is better if you like wasting your fruit or hate pulp.

>> No.17035020

>>17031323
I snapped one on a lime, they're garbo

>> No.17035089
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>>17035008
why cant you use this instead?>>17029776
>>17035009
>he wants seeds in his juices because "muh required pulp"

>> No.17035124

>>17035089
>muh required pulp
Not him but yes. I'll take store brand with pulp over whatever fresh squeeze you make without any day.

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>>17035008
NooOOOoO not the heckin litterinos

>> No.17035427

>>17031305
That hand should be brown

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>> No.17035983

>>17033630
for pineapple I guess

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>>17029839

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>>17029839
Based

>> No.17036278

>>17033630
>ring of sharp teeth at the mouth

creating holes to inseminate

>> No.17036293

I made my own magnetic knife strip from wood and magnets. It's so damn useful

I also put hooks in a rectangular strips of wood and hang my measuring cups from them on the wall

>> No.17036327

>>17029839
The latest style in circumcision devices

>> No.17036346

>>17030908
>tfw no qt wife to make dumplings with
>tfw i crushed on the prostitute I'm seeing
kill me

>> No.17036355

>>17030983
what size is this? what do you make with it?

>> No.17036379

>>17033908
>>17032873
all these guys with wives and gfs. why can't i marry my prostitute sweetheart?

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>> No.17036402

>>17036355
I think it's for crushing sugar that comes in chunks

>> No.17036404

>>17035974
rational beings don't do this

>> No.17036407
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>> No.17036460

>>17036407
That's vicious.

>> No.17036466

>>17032989
Now show me the actual product and not just this photoshopped fakery

>> No.17036484

>>17036407
Anyone have a video of this working??
My mind is telling me that the weight of the wine would just make it rush out of that thing.

>> No.17036496

>>17036484
I think it works kind of like those water bottles for gerbils

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>>17036496
Oh, so it's not just an open hole in the glass end, there's some sort of stopper covering most of the opening, not allowing for enough pressure for the wine to overflow.
I think I get it now, thanks.

As a reward, here's the fucking meme claws I fell for like the retard I am

>> No.17036657

>>17030373
Looks like my butt plug

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>>17029702

>> No.17036669

>>17036657
>avocado posts on ck
unsurprising.

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>>17033912
fuckin' KEK

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>>17036669

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>>17036665
oh gee, i wonder what this device does

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>>17033912
good one anon

>> No.17036778

>>17035955
lol

>> No.17036790

>>17036759
Cores apples?

>> No.17036799
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You don’t grab your wings with your hands like a filthy peasant right?

>> No.17036812

>>17036244
Yanks are retarded

>> No.17036814

>>17031847
It’s also easier to clean in my experience because you can slip the coil off

>> No.17036839

>>17036799
of course not
I grab them with my cheeks and use the table edge to cram them into my asshole like a civilized person, thank you very much

>> No.17036906

>>17029776
>millions

How? The earth was created two thousand years ago...?

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>>17036799
anon, im an American, why would i use my hands when i can buy something that ensures that i dont need to use my hands

>> No.17037757

>>17029702
A knife is the only kitchen utensil that you need.

>> No.17037781

>>17036906
6 thousand you smug atheist faglord

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>>17029793

>> No.17038000

>>17030213
Hi it's me, Gregg Ronco, president and CEO of the Ronco Egg Scrambler Corporation. Thanks for choosing the Ronco Egg Scrambler for all of your egg scrambling needs. Remember, it's never wrong to scramble with a Ronco.

>> No.17038003

>>17035955
Nooooooo not the heckin jucerino

>> No.17038278
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>>17037944
Watermelons don't have cores.

>> No.17038326

>>17033022
the sink is photoshopped in

>> No.17038338

>>17035089
If it's jarred while piping hot, you will need extra pressure to have a chance of opening it. Very few companies still do it like that now though.

>> No.17038349

>>17038278
so?

>> No.17038369

>>17036407
What a load of shit, fake and gay

>> No.17038379

>>17029757
>tfw cant find a left landed channeling knife anywhere

>> No.17039114

>>17036244
I fuckin lost it at the ketchup and mustard things holy fuck

>> No.17039599

>>17036759
I don't get it

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>>17039599
of course you wouldn't. youre not big enough

>> No.17040467

>>17036346
stop going retard
find a nice techno party, buy a bunch of drugs, get high, bang hoes. simple as.

>> No.17040535

>>17036759
its a urethra massager isnt it?

>> No.17040539

>>17031847
hows it compare in aeration?

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>>17032989
>fruit basket over the sink

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>>17036799
If I have to eat something with my hands, I only use my thumbs and index fingers, I hate people who get their whole hands dirty eating chips or chicken wings, fucking animals.

>> No.17041266

>>17036244
I love how it's eye flashes like it's a fucking anime character about to do their special attack

>> No.17041296
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>>17040535
google sounding. youll have a blast. trust me

>> No.17042948
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This kills the zoomer

>> No.17042981

>>17032372
Fuck this, just get a microplane and your life is so much easier

>> No.17043445

>>17042948
how the fuck do you open anything with that??

>> No.17043767

>>17040539
Its suitable for low volumes of liquid, and makes damn good scrambled eggs, but if you have a big pot full of stuff, then you're better with a balloon wisk or similar

>> No.17043807

>>17035008
Anon, literally take an teaspoon and gently press and pull outside the edge of the lid from the inside (between can and edge). It creates a minimal dent and air goes inside.

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>> No.17044728

>>17042948
its a fucking piece of shit compared to modern can openers tho.

>> No.17044752

>>17035008
just hit it on the counter or put a fork underneath the lid

>> No.17044900

>>17030361
The bit the goes underneath the bottom layer of dough has small hollows, you just fill these up

>> No.17044904

>>17031017
You're not supposed to put it up your butt

>> No.17044910

Where do you put all this shit?
I have three drawers full of useless junk I've used once or twice.

>> No.17044937

>>17030207
it makes a little smiley face

>> No.17045039

>>17044217
You can't convince me that's not some kind of dentist's tool

>> No.17045119

>>17044910
well then i guess that says a lot about your current menu as well as your decision making when making purchases

>> No.17045224

>>17045039
um, anon

>> No.17045278

>>17045039
Bet the dentist has lots of fun using it on your girlfriend

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>>17040794
just eat it all in one bite anon

>> No.17045547

>>17045424
>just eat a whole bag of chips in one bite
shut up fat

>> No.17045593

>>17036657
really? kudos

>> No.17045610

>>17033912
haha, that's cute! XD

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>>17042948
that would probably kill gen-x & millenials, too desu

>> No.17046987

>>17035955
kek

>> No.17046996

>>17045547
The way they add more and more air in bags of chip, you might easily be able to do that soon.

>> No.17047000

>>17036839
>use the table edge to cram them into my asshole
i find it helps you have a friend push you for the stubborn ones