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17060187 No.17060187 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren't you eating at Red Robstah?

>> No.17060194

I managed a Red Lobster for a number of years. AMA.
>We don’t actually make the lobster from scratch; they grow in the ocean
>Cheryl, the hostess, puts out for managers but not kitchen staff because she thinks they’re gross
>I purposely hire gross kitchen staff so I can have more nights with Cheryl
>the lobster in the tank is sort of a pet. If you order him, we give you a nameless lobster from the stock in the back. The tank-lobster is named Julio, after a busser we had who was killed in a drug deal that went south
>I don’t know why the fuck we have a bar literally nobody goes to RL to sit at a bar
>I timed my vacations to coincide with “endless shrimp” weeks because too many Canadians and the asst manager was fine with it because he got to bang Cheryl while I was gone
>A 13yo Canadian once reached into the tank to mess with Julio. Fucked around and found out. Mom signed waiver for a free sack of shrimp.

>> No.17060218

>>17060194
>Canadians going to Red Lobster on vacation when they have 4 (four) Atlantic provinces with their own lobster catching industries

Sadly I believe it.

>> No.17060222

>>17060218
>Canadians = actual Canadians
Anon, I….

>> No.17060230

>>17060222
Why would somebody want to lie about being Canadian?

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>>17060218
He means niggers

>tfw never been to red lobster

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>>17060218

>> No.17060243

>>17060238
Good. Keep it that way. Obscenely overpriced for crappy food.

>> No.17060267

>>17060218
Living in bumfuck nowhere sask is hell

>> No.17060983

>>17060267
Or retard ass tourists visiting nyc and only go to times square places.

>> No.17061023

>>17060187
Midwest fag here, our town doesnt have one sadly, we have to drive 30-40 minutes to get to the closest one

We used to have one, but it closed down about the time I became a teenager and then it was replaced by a pizza buffet

It's probably for the best, if we still had one in town I would probably blow $30 to $50 every week eating out there by myself

>> No.17061031

>>17061023
What do you like from there?

>> No.17061053

>>17060187
Too many dindus

>> No.17061058

>>17061031
The shrimp scampi and the biscuits

I always get the Admiral's Feast when I go but in all honesty crab and lobster is overpriced as hell

I've never once been able to go during endless shrimp so I would love to go at least once, I just don't like eating alone at a restaurant and nobody seems to want to go when endless shrimp is a thing

>> No.17061104

>>17061058
I would go with you. What would we talk about?

>> No.17061125

>>17061104
Are you skinny?
Like kinda girl-skinny?
If so, I could discreetly suck on your toes underneath the tablecloth.

>> No.17061128

>>17060187
The food is shitty.

>> No.17061133

>>17061125
No :(

>> No.17061150

>>17061133
I find honesty attractive.
I’ll pay for you to go on a weight loss regimen plus hormone treatment; in return, you just need to give yourself to me, emotionally and physically, as a devoted woman.
Deal?

>> No.17061164

>>17061150
o-okay .__.

>> No.17061249

>>17061164
That’s my good girl (^｡^)

>> No.17061706

I only eat there when there is bottomless shrimp. It's a classless and overpriced joint. Biscuits are fucking good tho