/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17061591]

Say goodbye to eating fresh lobster Britbongs

[Anonymous No.17061594]

>>17061591
Those foods should be considered endangered and not farmed for about 3-5 years to allow populations to grow.

[Anonymous No.17061595]

>>17061591
>17061591
its our right as the top of the food chain to eat all below us

the lobsters would be boiling us alive if the roles were reversed, i assure you

[Anonymous No.17061603]

>>17061594
Lobster populations are stable in the north atlantic

[Anonymous No.17061605]

>>17061591
All animals are sentient. Sentient means "capable of perception". This makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.17061612]

>>17061603
Ok cool, that’s just one region though, who knows whats going on around the globe.

[Anonymous No.17061621]

YOU WILL EAT THE OCEAN BUGS

[Anonymous No.17061633]

>>17061591
We just have to kill them before boiling them, a perfectly easy thing. Any civilised person should not inflict unnecessary cruelty on animals. Eating them is one thing but torture crosses a boundary.

[Anonymous No.17061634]

>>17061591
>take lobster
>kill it
>throw them in the water

Not difficult. The 10 second difference in them being alive and dead isn't going to affect the overall taste. I also don't get why people boiled them alive in the first place. It's cruel.

[Anonymous No.17061645]

>>17061621
Gladly. I hope that retarded bug meme drives the prices down so I can eat more of it.

[Anonymous No.17061646]

>>17061633
I want the animal that I eat to live a very comfortable life but then be tortured for 30 seconds before it dies.

[Anonymous No.17061651]

>>17061646
Cringe and edgelord pilled. Ok rabbi and or towelhead

[Anonymous No.17061666]

>>17061633
>>17061634
It’s funny to troll the ocean bugs, do you jarheads seriously not understand how comedy is subjective. What if I took Adam ruins everything off TV, how would you react?!

[Anonymous No.17061673]

>>17061666
I know that psued comedy isn’t funny.

[Anonymous No.17061680]

>>17061666
Trolling is different from boiling something alive though, the former is just banter, the latter is just edgelords and psychopaths (who are just a different form of edgelord if we're being honest)

[Anonymous No.17061686]

>>17061591
>you vill eat ze bugs
>no not zose bugs dey hab feelings

[Anonymous No.17061687]

>>17061673
I know that you need to dilate

Ps: second time in a row my captcha has had 4g in it, how long do I got?

[Anonymous No.17061785]

>>17061591
>ignore the child rape gangs
>focus on crab rights
I mean, we're ruled by jews too, but you guys make it too fucking obvious.

[Anonymous No.17061794]

>>17061591
They cannot possibly prove that.

[Anonymous No.17061803]

>>17061687
Download the kyle odom files. It explains all.

[Anonymous No.17061823]

I thought the entire reason lobsters/crab don't jump out of a pot of water that's getting heated up is because they dont feel any pain before the heat actually kills them.

[Anonymous No.17061867]

>>17061591
. . . you can dispatch a lobster with one quick strike. This is not really news and won't change shit.

[Anonymous No.17061914]

>>17061591
I don't get why anyone gives a fuck about what lobsters feel. When you shoot a deer it definitely feels it but you don't hear much about that.

[Anonymous No.17061941]

Lobster/crab you can simply kill with a pin to the base of the cranial area. Octopi effectively are one giant brain and there isn't really a way to humanely kill them period. The fuck are you gonna do, explore their entire body and then just try to lie to yourself about how each limb isn't controlled with a decentralized nervous system?

[Anonymous No.17061942]

>>17061633
Thank you based empath

[Anonymous No.17061957]

>>17061633
...a fellow druid on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.17061988]

>>17061941
Maybe don't eat octopi? I mean if you're starving then do what you have to do but as long as you have plenty of other food options, brutally killing something so intelligent and sensitive is wrong.

[Anonymous No.17062156]

>>17061680
>>17061634
>>17061633
Its a brainless fucking lobster though. I dont understand how you fags project your feelings on these things. Its not like boiling a dog alive

[Anonymous No.17062279]

are cows and pigs not sentient?

[Anonymous No.17062285]

>>17061612
Let us know when you settle on a final destination for those goalposts

[Anonymous No.17062288]

yeah no shit, thats why you're supposed to put them on ice so they die before you boil them

[Anonymous No.17062377]

>>17062279
they get a bolt put into their brain before being bled

[Anonymous No.17062416]

>>17061633
Decapods are one step above arachnids and insects. They’re arguably not even a step above them. To conflate them with the higher cognitive abilities of, say, a mouse is a grand mistake.

[Anonymous No.17062419]

>>17062156
>brainless
but they have a brain

[Anonymous No.17062423]

>>17062377
Not in halal meat factories. They get their throats slit and are allowed to bleed out (not pigs, obviously).
Britbongistan would NEVER ban that though. Ever notice how greenies and other PETA-types never go after halal and kosher meat prep?

[Anonymous No.17062429]

>>17061591
Crabs will be next once they get the vote.

[Anonymous No.17062430]

>>17061591
But they will slowly bleed animals to death so the meat is 'halal'

[Anonymous No.17062433]

>>17062419
He was being facetious to illustrate a point. Yes they have a brain, but their brain functions are of such a low order that it’s highly debatable if they’re even capable of feeling pain. You can find just as many studies that say they do as you can find that say they don’t. The whole debate on whether it should be banned meanwhile is almost purely political, with the support for the bans coming exclusively from the same sort of people that state consumption of all animal products is evil. Ceding this ground for them just emboldens them further to go after beef, pork, mutton, poultry, and fish.

[Anonymous No.17062435]

>>17061957
>muh druids are the only ones who can see the value in kindness towards living beings
as a fellow larping pagan this comment made me cringe a bit buddy

[Anonymous No.17062436]

>>17062430
where are you from, here halal procedure is
>stun with airgun
>slit throat, open neck
>close off stomach, jab heart
>bled out in ~3-4 minutes

[Anonymous No.17062438]

>>17062433
>it’s highly debatable
that's why we err on the side of caution and stab it in the head seconds before boiling. takes no effort or skill and has no influence on the taste.

[Anonymous No.17062445]

>>17061591
Based, steaming them gives them better flavor

[Anonymous No.17062454]

>>17062438
Debatable with retards maybe. Just look at them ffs. You think anything resembling a thought goes through those things? They dont even have a mind

[Anonymous No.17062459]

>>17062454
ok champ enjoy burning ants with your magnifying glass

[Anonymous No.17062466]

>>17062435
you're not a pagan, you're a godless mud person with no history or identity, American.

[Anonymous No.17062502]

>>17061591
Nah, it just means that they must be 'humanely dispatched' via bifurcating the head with a chefs knife prior to cooking.

[Anonymous No.17062518]

>>17062502
AKA ruining the ingredient

[Anonymous No.17062550]

>>17062459
>accuses other of being violent
>wants to stab lobsters

[Anonymous No.17062579]

>>17062285
Global farming not supporting being fat retards like you.

[Anonymous No.17062590]

>>17061633
they don't even feel it and if you kill it first it loses flavour
>t. french chef

[Anonymous No.17062654]

they literally scream when you boil them alive
how can you handle that if you aren't a psychopath

[Anonymous No.17062691]

>>17062654
>scream
It’s air escaping out of their shells as it cracks open from the heat

[Anonymous No.17062695]

>>17062423
Racism is literally considered worse than rape or murder by the media, unless the rapist/murderer is also considered a racist

Not saying he's a murderer but the kyle rittenhouse thing wouldn't have been nearly the size it was if people didn't think he shot black people, and even then they were trying to spin him as antisemitic because the pedo he shot was jewish, as if he would have known that (and looking at him, most 4channers likely would have determined him to be jewish, but that's beside the point)

But it's true, look at how stories of racism or homophobia go on for weeks when a murderer barely gets the local news now unless it's especially horrific. Even mass murder doesn't get the eyeballs on screens, so the companies resort to their last desperate tactic. I wonder what's gonna be the bad thing next

[Anonymous No.17062713]

>>17062459
Have fun at your lobsters funeral

[Anonymous No.17062720]

>>17062654
Decapods don't have anything close to mammalian lungs that would allow them to "scream".

[Anonymous No.17062727]

>>17062433
Intelligence has nothing to do with pain perception.
>just emboldens them further to go after beef, pork, mutton, poultry, and fish.
Good. If you ever worked in a meat processing plant you'd know how fucked up they are

[Anonymous No.17062772]

>>17061594
farmed or caught?

[Anonymous No.17062777]

>>17062654
They don't have lungs and therefore cannot scream.

[Anonymous No.17062781]

>>17062772
Caught. Thanks for correcting me.

[Anonymous No.17062803]

>>17062436
UK

[Anonymous No.17062830]

>>17062695
Kyle shot three Jews. Just saying

We had a better example of the racebaiting, George Floyd. The neck kneel move is standard police procedure, done to dozens of perps resisting arrest every day. Floyd’s not even the first person to die in that position; a white guy (who wasn’t on drugs, by the way) died in almost the exact same circumstances a few months prior to Floyd and it never even left the local evening news in the town it happened in.
Literally the only reason people cared was because Floyd was black. And it’s not like this is new, either. Just look up the actual story behind Rodney King getting the shit beat out of him back in ‘92. He was a career criminal driving on a suspended license, who when the cops tried to pull him for a busted brake light he instead chose to lead an entire precinct on an hour-long high speed chase, driving at 100+mph through residential areas before wrecking his car and trying to fight back as a half-dozen cops had to forcibly drag him out of his car.

[Anonymous No.17062837]

>>17062727
They’re animals. Nature is far more cruel, predators kill and eat their prey whilst it’s still alive, violently ripping their throats and organs out as it fights futilely to get away.