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How are my fellow Hennessy chads doing today?

>> No.17088374

Made a couple bennys. Time to kill me some hennys.

>> No.17088405

I'mma level with you mr. viral-marketer san. this forced meme is dead in the water.

>> No.17088418 [DELETED] 

for a drink that niggers drink, this shit is too expensive

i feel like i should only drink it if i steal it

>> No.17088490

>>17088418
It's always locked away. In costco you have to purchase it using cardboard cutouts

>> No.17088519

>>17088418
How did they get onto it? In Europe it's an old white guys drink.

>> No.17088557

>>17088519
Hennessey advertised heavily in black magazines during the 70s.

>> No.17088572

>>17088519
Rappers talk about drinking Hennessy and Cristal. Hennessy is relatively cheap comparatively

>> No.17088688

What does it taste like?

>> No.17088694

My black gf refuses to drink anything but "henny" despite the fact that she makes minimum wage and hates the way it tastes.

>> No.17088889 [DELETED] 

>>17088418
fancy niggers drink courvoisier

>> No.17088896

>>17088519
They heard it in a rap song.

>> No.17088900

>>17088418
>steal it
They make sure you can’t

>> No.17089262

i hate rapper phenotypes

>> No.17090566

>>17088896
This is literally the reason kek

>> No.17090753

>>17088519
it's usually the most expensive item in ghetto liquor stores

>> No.17090787

>>17088350
ayo wuts good nigga

>> No.17090789

>>17088418
its 50 bucks a bottle you cheap ass poorfag. most good shit costs 2 or 3x that

>> No.17091989

Can we have a single cognac thread that doesn't devolve into racism?

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>>17091989
nope, sorry

>> No.17092261

>>17091996
Basé

>> No.17092404
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>>17088350
I can't look at this stuff without thinking of this shirt that someone unironically wore to my friends birthday party.

>> No.17092435

>>17091996
Imagine thinking that's a serious tweet

>> No.17092536
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17092536

> be black
> enjoy Don Pedro over Henn

>> No.17092567

>>17092404
I'm imagining a man that vaguely smells like an uncleaned fry station

>> No.17094178

>>17092567
I'm imagining a man who smells like Hennessy

>> No.17094442

>>17088350
White people don't drink Hennessy

>> No.17094519

Thats the worst one. These are the rankings
Martell, new red stuff
Remy, now that courvoisier ate shit
Power gap
Courvoisier
Christian Brothers
Power gap
Hennessy
The saddest part is that they'll put Hennessy VS on the top shelf and charge $50 when you can get Martell red VSOP for $35 and its legendary. Then Hennessy VSOP is like $130.
If you want hood points get Remy vsop, its good. If you want to enjoy it get Martell vsop. If you're smart get Christian Brothers vsop.

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>>17092536

>> No.17094535

>>17088350
drop the race

>> No.17094552

Cognac sucks.

>> No.17094570

>>17094519
What the fuck kind of listing is this? Disgraceful.

>> No.17094787
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17094787

found half a bottle and drank it on halloween, no headaches or hangovers like with cheap vodka

7.2 / 10

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>>17088350
Braastad XO is better.

>> No.17095703

>>17092435
Imagine thinking it's not just a fun image to make you laugh a bit

>> No.17096068
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17096068

>american cognac

>> No.17096764

>>17088688

Sweet
Like Coca Cola

>> No.17097287
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17097287

>>17088519
It's all marketing. They don't have the sort of palettes to discern quality or nuance but they see it as a status symbol. They also buy Crown Royal a lot because it has a fancy name and often comes in a satin pouch that they think makes it top shelf stuff even though it's like $23

>> No.17098006

>>17094552
For me, it's Armagnac.

>> No.17098198

>>17096068
Who in this thread recommended an American "cognac"?

>>17097287
Have you ever even tried crown royal? There's a reason royal families across the world regularly serve it at banquets and state functions.

>> No.17098609

>>17098006
>Armagnac
The last thing my dad drank before he killed my mum and himself was armagnac.

>> No.17098620

>>17096068
lol wut

>> No.17099181

>>17098609
well when you get married drink some armagnac and you'll see what the hype was about

>> No.17099316

>>17098609
sounds like he checked out well satisfied

>> No.17099344

Amazing that mods will cruise this thread to catch anons saying le naughty nigger word, but they won't remove the OP for obvious viral marketing

TANJ

>> No.17099357

>>17099344
Why would Hennessy waste their advertising budget on this terrible website?

>> No.17099359

>>17098198
>Have you ever even tried crown royal? There's a reason royal families across the world regularly serve it at banquets and state functions.
And Gordon's gin carries the Royal Family's seal.

>> No.17099406

>>17099344
this board has a particularly faggy janny

>> No.17099415

>>17099357
The jannies would give me a three-day for telling you

>> No.17099434

>>17099344
yeah im the one who said nigger they removed my post but didnt warn/ban me

>> No.17099952

>>17099415
wow this guys afraid of the jannies

>> No.17100196

>>17094787
incredible image

>> No.17100415

>>17094787
I don't understand this image.

>> No.17100560

>>17099415
>>17099434
the duality of man

>> No.17101845

How is Hennessy VSOP? Is it better than VS?

>> No.17102771

>>17098006
What’s the best one?

>> No.17103019
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17103019

Drink something good if you're going to drink cognac

>> No.17103105

>>17088350
For its Pass the courvoisier

>> No.17103198
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17103198

i greatly enjoy cognac, but all my friends call me the racist word when I drink it at bars.

>> No.17103421

This is the preferred alcoholic beverage of African Americans

>> No.17103563

>>17091989
We can when all niggers have been killed.

>> No.17104309

>>17103563
my nigga

>> No.17104361

>>17094570
Ok wise guy, whats the best supermarket cognac, why is it not Martell VSOP, and why are courvoisier or hennessy better than Martell or Remy?
I mean it's all preference and I respect that, but you're only hurting yourself.
Good, dont buy Martell red. I dont need anybody else taking up my supply.

>> No.17104365

>>17103198
cognac slurping nignog?

>> No.17106057

>>17103019
I don't want to sound racist, but it looks a little fruity. I prefer chad drinks like Hennessy VS.

>> No.17106071

>>17104361
1. Hennessy VS
2. Hennessy VSOP
3. Remy Martin 1738
4. Remy Martin VSOP
5. Courvoisier VS

POWER GAP

9001. That cognac 50 Cent promotes

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17106780

enjoyed it, not immensely but quite

>> No.17106791

>>17100415
How's school, kid?

>> No.17106814

>>17088350
for me it's label-less cognac with schweppes

>> No.17107396
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17107396

ever since someone here pointed out that at a glance the logo looks like a slave with hands shackled behind their back on their knees being beaten I can't unsee it

>> No.17107430
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>>17088350

drinking something better

>> No.17107724

>>17107396
It looks like an arm with a hammer or something

>>17107430
logo looks like a guy dabbing

>> No.17107750

>>17106780
you're about that life

>> No.17107758

>>17088572
Rappers don't drink Cristal any more it's been boycotted for years

>> No.17107801

>>17107758
Jay Z quit drinking Cristal but it's still pretty damn popular with big ballers and rappers. Now Jay Z promotes Ace of Spades which is a truly godawful champagne.

>> No.17107813

>>17107801
And yes I have tried it, I drank it at the strip club once

>> No.17107815

Henny is based

>> No.17107819

>>17104365
that exact same phrase.

>> No.17108001

>>17107724

It's Napoleon

>> No.17108027

>>17096068
>Armenian Cognac
FTFY
the first "serious" solo shill campaign I have seen

>> No.17108044

cog
nack

>> No.17108221

>>17108001
Napoleon invented the dab

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>>17088350
YOU THINK THAT COGNAC AND ENDO SACK MAKE ME SLACK?

>> No.17108554

Cognac is so good I could drink it like water

>> No.17108583

>>17088350
It's pretty good, but really just another brandy. Rap music has over-hyped the hell out of it.