/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17129052]

Do NOT drink this shit by itself it taste like shit and you'l;l get drulk
thought it was like vanilla juice

[Anonymous No.17129064]

What a life.

[Anonymous No.17129078]

>>17129052

[Anonymous No.17129149]

>>17129052
for me, its lemon extract

[Anonymous No.17129156]

>>17129052
i make mine at home with vodka, super easy.

[Anonymous No.17129166]

>implying a 4oz bottle of vanilla extract will get you drunk
underageb&

[Anonymous No.17129176]

>>17129052
me and my friend once stole mint extract to get drunk, it was so bad we tried to mix it with diet lemon lime soda which only made it worse. I think we got more mess up for the mint then the alcohol

[Anonymous No.17129178]

>>17129052
Do Americunts really??

[Anonymous No.17129197]

>>17129166
it's 35% alcoh

[Anonymous No.17130115]

>>17129197
>less than 1 shot
>drunk
Lishun' shup. Ya fucking dumb. A little beby could take that an niot notice.

[Anonymous No.17130184]

>>17129052
just pour some in milk bud

[Anonymous No.17130205]

>>17129052
why do people drink this

[Anonymous No.17130221]

>>17129197
Jesus you're really doubling down on how fucking retarded you are

[Anonymous No.17130416]

>>17129197
Finish your sentence you drunk jig.

[Anonymous No.17130448]

If you were to drink enough vanilla extract to get you drunk, say 4-5oz if you have a low tolerance, how long would it be until your burps tasted normal?

[Anonymous No.17130464]

Drunkenness level
[ ] Where am I? Did I just shit my pants?
[ ] Can't feel my face
[ ] Heavily buzzed
[ ] Feeling good
[ ] Two glasses of wine with dinner
[ ] White people drunk
[x] Just drank a glass of water

Flavor level
[x] Woah MAMA!
[ ] Rich, diverse, complex
[ ] Just right
[ ] Could be better
[ ] Meh
[ ] I taste nothing
[ ] White people's thanksgiving dinner

Overall Thoughts:
This is a 3/10 drink. It has 0 drunkenness value and has way too much flavor. I'm sorry, but I won't be reviewing this again, let alone drinking it. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.17130465]

Usually I can pick up a fifth of cheap vodka from a friend every night, but last night I was hanging out and forgot too until she was asleep already. I stopped at the store and payed like $50 for 32 ounces of vanilla extract. I downed it all with red bull and since I moved in with my parents again I was trying to be sneaky but was singing in my bedroom at like 4 am. I ended up puking all of it into the crack between my bed and wall since vanilla extract tastes like shit and throwing a towel over it. I then text bombed this girl all night, I had been stalking her insta and told her she should dump her boyfriend for me. Not a super CA moment compared to most people's, but damn vanilla extract is such shit.

[Anonymous No.17130466]

>>17129052
Could be worse, it could be fish sauce.
Don't drink fish sauce directly.

[Anonymous No.17130503]

Nooooo! Don't suck my anus for vanilla!
Nooooooooooooo!
The beaver has spoken.

[Anonymous No.17130514]

>>17130503
>Not using every part of the animal
I eat hot dogs I can eat vanilla ice cream

[Anonymous No.17130524]

>>17130448
I don't know about vanilla extract but a bottle of Angostura bitters and even just water will do it. The funny thing is that the next day, piss turns red.

[Anonymous No.17131313]

>>17130115
>>17130221
vodka and bourbon is 40% alcohol if vanilla is 35% it has a similar chance to get you drunk

[Anonymous No.17131343]

>>17129052
I add it to coke

[Anonymous No.17131349]

>>17129052
>>17129197
I too remember having half a beer and pretending I was wasted.

[Anonymous No.17131351]

>>17129197
4 oz is two shots max. No one, not even the tiniest of pathetic women gets drunk off of a double martini.

[Anonymous No.17131354]

>>17131349
dude my vanilal extract is like half a bottle of vodka and I got WASTED thinking it was jst vanilla juice that taste shit
>>17131351
mine is not 40z that bottle is 16oz

[Anonymous No.17131435]

>>17130503
Who figured out you could use beaver shithole for vanilla flavoring

[Anonymous No.17131453]

>>17130466
Fuck you every time I use worcestershire I always take a swig from the bottle

[Anonymous No.17131506]

>>17131354
You had 375ml of vanilla extract? Really?

[Anonymous No.17131521]

>Bro I drank the rough equivalent of a 6 pack and I'm fucking wasted

[Anonymous No.17131617]

>>17131349
You fucking female. A friend and I tried that out on some chicks we bought "near bear" because we coudln't buy the real thing so I carefully took out the "near" part on the label and the chicks acted all gigly. My friend and I were looking at each other as if WTF just happened. Neither of us got laid, the chicks were older than us.

[Anonymous No.17131639]

>>17129052
>>17129064
In Soviet Russia Pure Vanilla Extract drink you
*heh heh heh*
what a country!

[Anonymous No.17131656]

>>17131521

[Anonymous No.17131661]

>>17131639
That's an old one. &t

[Anonymous No.17131703]

>>17131506
yeah it was a lot I didn't even though there was alcohol in it
why don't they ask for your id?
>>17131521
not everyone is a fucking alcoholic like you

[Anonymous No.17131814]

>>17131703
>DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO I GOT SO WASTED THAT I'M STILL FUCKING UP MY TYPING THE NEXT DAY DOESN'T THIS MAKE ME SO INTERESTING???

[Anonymous No.17131883]

>>17131354
why did you keep drinking when a small sip is enough to know if it tastes good or not?

[Anonymous No.17131887]

>>17131814
I didn't even fuck up my typing there... fuck off troll get a life
>>17131883
I thought that's what it was supposed to taste like and I didn't want to waste it because it was expensive

[Anonymous No.17131888]

stop feeding the underage troll

[Anonymous No.17131907]

>>17129052
lol it would take like 20 bottles of that shit to get me drunk

[Anonymous No.17131930]

>>17131907
nigger thats 200 shots of 70 proof you would be long dead

[Anonymous No.17131937]

>>17131907
now this is an underage

[Anonymous No.17133309]

>>17129197
vodka is 40% and a shot is 2 oz

[Anonymous No.17133321]

>>17133309
the bottle of vanilla extract is 16oz retard

[Anonymous No.17133907]

>>17133321
no it isn't you little faggot look at OPs pic again

[Anonymous No.17133977]

>>17133907
It says 1 pint you stupid cocksucker

[Anonymous No.17133981]

>>17133309
This Devil's Spring vodka from New Jersey is a bit over the 40% you declare.

[Anonymous No.17134107]

>>17131343
how much would you add? also this stuff will make you piss dirty on probation. I use to like the coconut extract in my coffee

[Anonymous No.17134163]

>>17130503
Why did this stupid fucking post make me laugh? Also this is the most retarded troll thread currently on /ck/ and all you retards fell for it.

[Anonymous No.17134190]

>>17130464
holy shit go back

[Anonymous No.17134264]

>>17130503
how the hell does this work? where are they getting all the beaver butts?

[Anonymous No.17135132]

>>17131435
Some guy fucked a beaver and got the idea when he realised his dick tasted like vanilla.

[Anonymous No.17135164]

>>17133981
>mix 4 ounces with an entire liter of coke
>still pass out

[Anonymous No.17135338]

>>17135164
It's clear though, strange to say but true.

[Anonymous No.17135397]

best thread on /ck/ right now. actually, best thread on 4chan right now

[Anonymous No.17135538]

>>17131703
>not everyone is a fucking alcoholic like you
He said as he tried to get wasted off vanilla extract

[Anonymous No.17136322]

>>17130464
What the fuck is white people drunk? I used to drink 20 beers a night and function. PoCs or as I’ve started to refer to them PoS get two drinks in them and shoot up a club.

[Anonymous No.17136380]

>>17135538
I THOUGHT IT WAS VANILLA JUICE ASSHOLE

[Anonymous No.17136435]

>>17136322
This is what white fragility looks like.

[Anonymous No.17136655]

>vanilla juice

[Anonymous No.17136974]

Does vanilla juice actually exist somewhere lol?

[Anonymous No.17136999]

>>17130464
>making a joke about white people not spicing their food

watch out, I unironically got banned for this last month.

[Anonymous No.17137134]

>>17136999
How are you sure they didn't ironically ban you?

[Anonymous No.17137841]

>>17136322
This is true however them nigs never seem to have to stop smoking pot. I go into outer space with a single hit these niggas smoke blunts like it's a regular cigar

[Anonymous No.17137855]

>>17136999
I've been baned a few times for poking fun at the dead palates and their 'wypipo don' season they food' arguments, it comes with the territory

[Anonymous No.17138008]

>>17137855
Maybe try not being racist

[Anonymous No.17138012]

>>17138008
explain how a dead palate is racial? take as much time as you need.

[Anonymous No.17138020]

>>17129052
A good friend of mine started stealing those after he turned into an alkie. He is dead now, OD 2 days after leaving rehab.
dumbass

[Anonymous No.17138101]

>>17138012
You are targeting an entire race and making a discriminatory judgement based on your own preconceived prejudice.

[Anonymous No.17138128]

>>17137134
I spoke to a mod on the 4chan irc and he was acting like a douchebag and called me a racist. I told him i'm half white and he didn't believe me. I told him I could provide a picture and he changed the subject.

>>17137855
It's stupid. It's just a joke.

[Anonymous No.17138358]

>>17133977
1 pint is 16 ounces

[Anonymous No.17138363]

>>17138101
am I? or are you just making broad stroke judgements based on your assumptions? are you a dead palate victim? do you have a hot sauce collection?

[Anonymous No.17138367]

>>17138358
the other guy was saying it was 4oz

[Anonymous No.17138372]

>>17138101
most of the people who say that wypipo don' season they food are tri-coastal whiteys, so what are you trying to say?

[Anonymous No.17138375]

>>17138367
Oh shit I need to read better

[Anonymous No.17138376]

>>17138101
No, in as far as I can tell you are targeting an entire race and making a discriminatory judgement based on your own preconceived prejudice. Don't ask me to walk you through how that makes sense with your posts I can just say it and feel smart

[Anonymous No.17138661]

>>17136380
How fucking retarded are you?

[Anonymous No.17138679]

>>17138376
White people are not marginalized.

[Anonymous No.17138694]

>>17137841
kek same. when I used to smoke weed all day in my early 20s, I'd literally take 1 hit from a pipe and then kill it. 2h later maybe take another hit. an eighth lasted me a week

[Anonymous No.17138748]

>>17138679
I don't see how that's relevant

[Anonymous No.17138754]

>>17138128
>get short ban from 1 board
>cry to the mods

[Anonymous No.17139046]

>>17138661
How was it retarded? It was on the clearance shelf and says vanilla on it and it looks like a drink why would I assume anything else
If it's for cooking why even put alcohol in it? Makes no sense, they probably do it to trick people or just make it more expensive

[Anonymous No.17139118]

>>17138128
Maybe try not being racist next time

[Anonymous No.17139148]

>tfw 26, 5'11 180lbs and I can't drink much more than 4 beers in a sitting

[Anonymous No.17139433]

>>17136435
Nigger.

[Anonymous No.17139705]

>>17139118
Can't be racist to your own people.

[Anonymous No.17139718]

>>17139118
You can make fun of things your own people do, though. It's called having a sense of humor, it's called not being a thin skinned individual, it's called not taking yourself too seriously. Something people do on this website and in the real world all the time.

[Anonymous No.17139723]

>>17131351
>>17133309
A shot is one Oz

[Anonymous No.17140089]

Drinking the cooking wines in the vinegar section of the supermarket

[Anonymous No.17140125]

>>17129052
I don't know how it smells so good but tastes so horrible.

[Anonymous No.17140148]

>>17131354
On the plus side your restroom break should be naturally fragrant

[Anonymous No.17140538]

>>17139718
Self-hating racism is a thing.

[Anonymous No.17140568]

>>17129052
Vanilla extract is basically dropping a vanilla bean into a bottle of moonshine and letting it sit
Duh it won't taste good

[Anonymous No.17140615]

>>17130464
Kill yourself you reprehensible kike

[Anonymous No.17140619]

>>17140568
Moonshine is great though and vanilla flavor should only enhance it... sounds like it would be nice

[Anonymous No.17140629]

>>17139046
it literally says ‘extract’ on the bottle you loser
pic is u

[Anonymous No.17140650]

>>17140629
How am I supposed to know that means alcohol...? If some drink had the words coffee extract on it I would expect a normal starbucks drink not booze

[Anonymous No.17140677]

>>17140650
You are so fucking God damned retarded. the fact you've survived life so far until this point without dying at your own hand is nothing short of an intervention from a higher power.

[Anonymous No.17140687]

A "friend" of mine had been sober for a while, which he would not prefer, and his brother or someone got him a 4 pack of beer and he drank it all in like 10 minutes and said over chat "I'm going to try something crazy" and disappeared for a couple weeks. When he got back on he said he went to a grocery store and pocketed a couple bottles of vanilla extract and went outside and drank them, and kept going back in and stealing more until he was so fucked up he was falling into displays and shit, and the cops came and just beat the fuck out of him and didn't charge him with anything lol, and he had been in the hospital and psyche ward

[Anonymous No.17140738]

>>17140687
How in the fuck would you even drink entire bottles? The shit is foul, tastes worse than any alcohol I've ever had
That guy has balls of steel, guess that's what happens when you're an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.17140852]

>>17140538
And so is wrongly judging others because you hold a strong bias against those that don't share the same mentality as you.

[Anonymous No.17140934]

>>17140852
Yeah that's why racism is bad, glad we are in aggreement

[Anonymous No.17140961]

>>17140934
I'm not racist though, and you are blindly accusing me of being something I'm not. The fact that you lack the self awareness on the idea that I was directly speaking about you says everything I need to know in that it's pointless having this discussion with you.

[Anonymous No.17140997]

>>17140961
Well I'm sure you're a self hating white man... it is clear from the way you type...

[Anonymous No.17141048]

>>17140738
The endgame of alcoholism is when the environmental factors one is trying to escape from or cope with are not caused externally but internally.
Sobriety for them is the greater punishment than drinking vanilla extract, and all society does is try to find a bigger stick than just plain sobriety to teach them a lesson.

[Anonymous No.17141126]

>>17138748
I had sex with your mother

[Anonymous No.17141638]

You're a faggot for pretending to be drunk.
When I was 15, I read the label and figured it would get me drunk and maybe I could buy it. Didn't try it; watering down my parent's liquor was easier.
You have to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.17141682]

>>17141638
Eat my dick up till ya hiccup faggot how many times do I have to say I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ALCOHOL
I WASN'T TRYING TO GET DRUNK I'M JUST TRYING TO WARN PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.17141729]

>OP has spent most of a week trying to convince the internet he's not a retard and/or child

[Anonymous No.17141741]

>>17141682
There's no need to warn anyone, unless you're 12 or an actual diagnosed retard, everyone knows vanilla extract has alcohol in it you fucking chimp

[Anonymous No.17141744]

>>17141741
It only says alcohol in the fine print... you people have no empathy at all

[Anonymous No.17141746]

>>17141682
You're an obvious troll but my post was better than any of yours.

[Anonymous No.17141759]

>>17141746
Makes no sense, everyone is trolling me by calling me retarded and a kid by not knowing things that are not obvious and are misleading

[Anonymous No.17141763]

>>17141744
Welcome to 4chan, you stupid fuck.
Have a horrible stay.