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So this just happened. Now we have to find take out on Christmas Day

>> No.17177855

>>17177852
Maybe you should have read the bottom of the dish you fucking donut.
Who doesn't have fallback ingredients? A donut, that's who

>> No.17177858
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17177858

You round donut motherfucker. You done it this time doughy.

>> No.17177867 [DELETED] 

>>17177852
Why don't you just eat the chicken?

>> No.17177869

breaded drumsticks was your christmas dinner????

>> No.17177877

>>17177852
Why don't you just eat the chicken, you torus-shaped, deep-fried breakfast cake?

>> No.17177878
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>>17177852
What did you do you donut?!

>> No.17177879

>the croissant is using shake n bake

>> No.17178030

>>17177852
Americans can't even bake chicken

>> No.17178377

>>17177852

>mmmyes I think drumsticks straight out of a bag from the frozen section of my local Walmart is a suitable dinner on the occasion of our savior’s birth

>> No.17178411

>>17178377
Religious people are schitzos

>> No.17178412

>>17177878
He used a glass plate that isn't oven resistant and it shattered.

>> No.17178450
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17178450

>>17178411
>the universe came from nothing because... because it just did ok!?!???
>no no no wait, wait, it uhh... it ALWAYS existed! Science says, that means it's true!
>Empirical evidence? Reproducible lab experiment? What the heckin' frick are you talking about!? Only religious people have to provide empirical evidence, that rule doesn't apply to me because I'm special!

>> No.17178634

>>17178450

you lost me at 'empirical evidence' and 'reproducible lab experiments' because those are both meme hoax ideas from fiction.

>> No.17178640

>>17178450
no one thinks it came from nothing. The best info we have is that all this crazy energy was already there and then was nearly infinitely condensed before exploding it. Nothing about it denies or proves the existence of a god.
No one knows, that uncertainty has guided everything from religion to science. We are just a bunch of dumb, slightly self aware apes trying to make the best of things

>> No.17178644

>>17178450
>the universe came from nothing because... because a big man in the clouds made it happen! A big man made everything!

>> No.17178655

>>17178640

>info

>literally just shit you made up based on nothing

science is a fucking joke

>> No.17178663

>>17178640
>We are
>we
No you

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>17178644 (You) are gay
Yes.

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>>17177852
Are those what I think they are?

>> No.17180382

Just wanted to tell you guys:
The good borosilicate Pyrex says "PYREX"
The bad soda-lime Pyrex says "pyrex"

>> No.17180398

>>17178644
basically yes.

>> No.17180414

I got a breville 900bss and there are reviews saying the glass exploded so I'm afraid it might happen to me when I look in.

So far so good.

>> No.17180421

>>17177852
serves you right for not using a cast iron pan, you doughy nutter

>> No.17180437

>>17178450
based

>> No.17180847

>>17178640
>all this crazy energy was already there and then was nearly infinitely condensed before exploding
you realize how retarded that sounds

>> No.17180866

>>17178644
this but unironically

>> No.17181873

>>17178644
Let's hear your theory then.

>> No.17181893

>>17178412
It can be oven safe but still shatter if it's been cracked or chipped.

>> No.17181899

>>17178640
Everything you just described was discovered by a catholic scientist trying to understand how God created the universe. The media labeled the phenomena “the Big Bang” to make fun of the guy.

>> No.17181924

>>17177869
Hey I've had ramen for Christmas. On this holiest of days, please do not piss on others.

>> No.17181932
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>>17177852
Man up and suck off the glass you pussy boy. Just ask yourself, what would Rambo do?

>> No.17181949

>>17181932
He wouldn't eat glass if that's what you're asking.

>> No.17181955

>>17181949
He'd probably keep the glass shards, put them in his jacket to use as a spare weapon if needed. Improvising.

>> No.17181981

>>17177852
>So this just happened. Now we have to find take out on Christmas Day
Every now and then pyrex fails like that, but why wouldn't you have Plan B already on hand? Protip, you have a 2nd main because you were taking advantage of the sales. I didn't do ham this year, but they were literally only $10 for whole hams. I got one in the fridge for cooking or freezing later. I got a frozen turkey breast in the freezer from last month's Aldi sale that was ridiculously cheap, and will get thawed for my need mood to make sandwiches.
Always have some frozen veggies good to go, and something that lasts long term like a big bag of potatoes or a winter squash.

>> No.17181985

>>17177852
This happened to me once with casserole. I hate pyrex so much, I could have fed my family with that meal. Didn't even broil that cunt either, it was just pure low-quality-glass-bull-shittery.

>> No.17182006

>>17181932
I did this before. Buddy gave me some sauerkraut he'd made but the metal lid on the glass jar had kinda rusted shut. So I grabbed some pliers to get in there but it still wouldn't budge. Put it in my vise (I was very drunk) with a towel around the jar so it'd be kinda soft, and tried to turn it and it just shattered after enough effort. Tossed it in its bowl, pulled out the big chunks, and brought it up to serve the family with just a fair warning that it was glassy. We finished it though shit was good.

>> No.17182018

>>17182006
You know, running some hot water on it, drying it, then giving the lid a couple taps against a hard surface works too?

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>>17182018
Tried all that. Found anothee jar. I'll probably just use a can opener or something when it's time this time. Not like I gotta save the jar or lid.

>> No.17182831

>>17178450
>god exists because the universe couldnt have come from nothing and couldn't have always existed
>god either came from nothing or has always existed and this is perfectly reasonable

>> No.17182843

American Pyrex is made to be less likely to break when dropped by American sausage hands, unfortunately it's more likely to break when used for their intended purpose.

>> No.17182844

>>17181932
Would he dig glass shards from a busted jar out of his blood filled rectum without making a peep?

>> No.17182847

>>17177852
Shouldn't have invited Stone Cold Steve Austin over for Christmas KWAB

>> No.17182850

>>17182843
I can attest for the first part. I sat a Pyrex container full of leftovers on my F-150’s tire forgot about it drove over it and all it did was dig a hole in the ground and scuff it a bit

>> No.17182870

>>17177852
Those legs look salvageable.

>> No.17182872

>>17180382
from what i'm reading, this isn't good, but it also isn't catastrophic
the difference is that soda-lime glass isn't temperature shock resistant, so don't go putting a fridge-cold pan into the oven, or filling the entire thing with frozen food

>> No.17183493

>>17178644
BigMan4u

>> No.17183499

>>17177852
Just eat around it

>> No.17183548

>>17180847
doesn't sound too different from something like a black hole that eventually starts to evaporate. i think recently there have been some theories that our universe started in a similar way.

>> No.17184518

>>17182844
post the gif

>> No.17184550

>Doughnuted drumsticks
Do American's really?

>> No.17184728

>>17177852
SKINNER!

>> No.17184973

>>17177852
They look ok to me. Could you not finish them in another tray?

>> No.17186790

>>17178030
It’s because American glass is remarkably inferior to European glass.
The American Pharma industry actually uses European glass a lot of the time. It’s absurd.

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>>17178640
>We are just a bunch of dumb, slightly self aware apes trying to make the best of things
That is a faith based statement. Oh, the absurdity of it all.

>> No.17188672

How the fuck can glass even shatter in the oven? Isn't that how it's fucking made?

>> No.17188687
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17188687

what if you died and it turned out heaven was real but god was just a big donut. what kind of donut would god be? they're not my favorite but I think god would be a Simpsons-type glaze with sprinkles. it's just the most donut donut

>> No.17188754

>>17178644
Yes exactly

>> No.17188761

>>17178644
Uh... yes?

>> No.17188824

>>17186790
Don't blame us because a retard tried to bake chicken in the wrong kind of pan

>> No.17189041

>>17178450
Where did God come from?

>> No.17189070

>>17189041
Where did consciousness, sight, taste, and music come from? Sure you can explain how the eyeball evolved but what put a soul inside to see?

>> No.17189183

>>17178450
>>17178640
>>17180847
Okay, look, most of the deep cosmology is observational and theoretical, because we're not yet in a position to do any experimental verification. However, people both underestimate and overestimate the detail in models of the early universe.

The first important thing is that the Big Bang has been a dead theory for nearly 40 years. It fails to explain the absence of certain features (monopoles) and presence of others (thermal equilibrium between causally isolated regions of space). It is almost entirely non-viable at this point without requiring miraculous intervention; not even the strong anthropic principle can deal with it.
The second important thing to know is that the currently-accepted theory, cosmic inflation, is time-incomplete in the past, meaning that, if the theory is correct, nobody can say anything about how this universe began and that this unknowability is baked in to the universe.

So, if you want a God to be responsible, that's totally fine; cosmic inflation allows God to have been responsible for this universe dropping out of the inflaton field and having cool things like time and matter, and those being configured in such a way as to eventually lead to the existence of William Craig, but the theory requires that "shit just happened, yo" is an equally valid conclusion as to the origin of the universe.

>> No.17189727

>>17189070
Cool, now answer the question

>> No.17189731

>>17177852
What were you using ? Not pyrex ?

>> No.17189745

>>17178644
big men make everything so it makes sense that a big man would have made the universe

>> No.17189752

>>17188672
See >>17180382

>> No.17189772

>>17189183
>Okay, look,
Stopped reading right there, I can tell you’re a fag.

>> No.17191245
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17191245

>Anon has shattered their pan
>This is the perfect place to resolve the age old debate between creationism and evolution

>> No.17191315

Do Europoors really?

>> No.17191321

>>17189745
Ridiculously chadpilled

>> No.17191451

>>17181873
Everything came from an enormous knorr stock pot.

>> No.17191462

>>17177852
maybe rid the dish label next time? not oven safe dishes will do that

>> No.17191497

>>17188687
for me, its powdered sugar the really fine stuff,, not granules

>> No.17191604

>>17182006
I can respect the drunken effort but I can't imagine eating glass shardy food. Is it not even slightly concerning?

>> No.17191682

>>17189772
You hear that phrase a lot?

>> No.17191701

>>17177852
This is why I buy all my pyrex at thrift stores. You know it's the good shit and has seen many oven cycles.