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Honestly, speaking as an American, this looks a lot more nutritious and satisfying than my normal breakfasts.

>> No.17217986

>>17217983
the blood patties can go

>> No.17217988

>>17217986
Yes, they can go into my mouth.

>> No.17217995

>>17217983
"As an American"
Sure we believe you

>> No.17217996

>>17217988
nice dubs other than that, gross

>> No.17218057

>>17217996
what don't you like about them?

>> No.17218070

>>17217983
Agreed, I’d prefer some normal bacon though

>> No.17218075

>>17217983
Based. French breakfast is also good only because its quick (coffee and a cigarette)

>> No.17218076

>>17218070
My store sells something called "proper bacon", at first I thought they were being pretentious but turns out that's the actual name. Whatever it is, it's the best bacon I've ever had.

>> No.17218134

>>17217983
Get rid of the beans and the 3 pieces of shit next to it. Replace it with some panckes and hashbrowns and you have a perfect breakfast. Any other opinion is garbage and should be discarded.

>> No.17218186

>>17218134
>he got filtered by blood sausage
hehe how embarrassing

>> No.17218211

>>17218186
You're a witless worm.

>> No.17218231

>>17217983
Let's break this breakfast down
>shitty generic button mushrooms
>shitty watery hothouse tomatoes
>shitty john kerry ketchup beans
>shitty quality bacon
>sausage made from processing waste
>eggs that look as if they were cooked by a downy retard

wala, a breakfast by retards for retards

>> No.17218256

>>17218231
It's voila you stupid fucking burger

>> No.17218304

>>17218231
Let's break this post down
>I'm an idiot!

>> No.17218367

>>17218231
what would you do to fix it?

>> No.17218382

>>17217983
You aren't an american.

>> No.17218390

As a health conscious American, I always try to include something green. Lucky charms are my preference but Fruit Loops get the job done if I'm in a pinch

>> No.17218421

>>17218367
>what would you do to fix it?
Well first I would take all the real estate away from the royal family.

>> No.17218453

>>17218421
get raped by prince andrew

>> No.17218459

>>17218453
I'm not his type. I am way over 18.

>> No.17218471

>>17217983
Why do Americans have such a warped understanding of basic healthy eating.
Everything on that plate is fried in fat.
The only vegs are the tomatoes and mushrooms and eating all that bacon and sausage, beans, blood pudding, will be enough sodium for entire day with just breakfast.
The only thing remotely healthy about this meal compared to Americans is the lower amount of carbohydrates. There is nothing else healthy about eating 800-1000 calories of mostly salty fats first thing in the morning.

>> No.17218500

>>17218471
The salt and fat is fine you fag. The eggs are fine, the mushrooms are fine, the bacon is fine. The only real problem is the beans and partly the sausage. The beans because they are nothing but carbs on carbs, and the sausages because they have carby fillers.The tomatoes are just gross because unless the brits have found a way to make out of season tomatoes good, they are just going to taste like shit. While full english breakfast is not the best breakfast at least its not something faggy like muesli or a croissant

>> No.17218525

>>17218459
I'll tell him you're 17. once he finds out you're not underage he will probably rape you anyway

>> No.17218535

>>17218500
>The beans because they are nothing but carbs on carbs
Retarded ketocunts, everyone.

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17218589

>>17218500
Oh yea this is fine mate. All part of a balanced breakfast.
https://www.nutritionix.com/food/traditional-english-breakfast

>> No.17218594

>>17217996

>its bad because it makes me feel squicky!

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>>17218589
No its not fine, the carbs are a real issue

>> No.17218602

>>17218256
lurk more

>> No.17218604
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>>17218599
>Amerilards on keto

>> No.17218611

>>17218231
you’re an idiot just bitching and moaning for no reason. stop trying so hard

>> No.17218629

>>17218611
>mummy they don't like muh ketchupy beanz and eggs

>> No.17218652

>>17217983
Seems good but too much

>> No.17218660

>>17217986
Have you tried black pudding? It's really not a gross thing.

>> No.17218664

>>17218070
I find streaky bacon quite boring. Back bacon is the best cut.

>> No.17218712

>>17218664
If you ever get a chance, try jowl bacon, it is quite tasty.

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17218742

>>17218256
Newfag detected

>> No.17218877

>>17218211
you're a tasteless retard

>> No.17218885

>>17218367
Toss it in the trash

>> No.17219054

>>17217983
That's a huge amount of food. I'd keep the eggs, beans, sausage and toast.

>> No.17219065

>>17218660
I love black pudding and make it occasionally. It's one of those dishes you can keep simple and true to its farmers origins or really elevate to make it almost elegant but still traditional.

>> No.17219080

>>17217983
Its the real bacon.

>> No.17219350

>>17218664
It just looks really soft and fatty, like ham

>> No.17220380

>>17219065
I wanna try it, it seems like one of those things that sounds disgusting but then you try it and it's actually really good.

>> No.17221421

>>17218390
Heh.

>> No.17221452

>>17218057
It's haram

>> No.17221476

>>17218500
Well, I guess it's not a surprise that when you condition your brain to categorize foods based on perceived male-male sexual attraction, that you reach a point where you avoid anything with even a hint of fiber content and think you're actually informed about nutrition.

>> No.17221730

I wish I could find blood sausage in the USA, hard to come across even at specialty butchers

>> No.17221738

>>17221730
Just squeeze a tampon into a mold and let it ferment.

>> No.17221893

>>17221738
THAT'S. NOT. HOW. IT'S. MADE.

>> No.17221922

>>17218231
>Swap for wild, you can get them cheap or pick
> Buy sweet cherry ones, cook on the vine
> Get good ones or Boston beans
> Buy ham instead
> Buy franks or anything from a local butcher
> Scramble or boil them.

>> No.17223028

>>17218742
>>17218602
He's right, you know.

>> No.17223125

>>17218471
>he doesn't know how healthy fat is

>> No.17223147

>Sausages, bacon
>healthy

>> No.17223258

>>17217983
how many people does that feed? Ima guess 4

>> No.17223719

>>17217983
>no potatoes
>way too much sausage/bacon
>tomatoes and fucking beans
0/10 breakfast. It's definitely aesthetic on the plate, but the thought of eating all that in the morning makes me want to vomit.

>> No.17223728
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17223728

>>17217983
Fellow American full English enjoyer reporting in
There's a cafe near me that makes a damn fine full English. I get it once a week

I kneel, English bros

>> No.17223732

>>17217983
Remove the beans and replace them with like scrambled eggs or a pancake and I'm fully onboard.

>> No.17223795

>>17217983
It's a lot better than their normal breakfasts too. A "full English breakfast" is not an every day thing. Wake the fuck up.

>> No.17223906

>>17218231
>wala
american hands typed this

>> No.17224213

>>17223728
>>17217983
I'd eat it but the portions are way too large. A half order of everything on there would still be too much food unless you're doing OMAD or something.

>> No.17225027

>>17223719
>>no potatoes
They're in the upper left.

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>>17225027
And here's a potato eating a burger.

>> No.17226135

>>17223732
So you're looking at a dish with eggs on it. And you say "remove the beans and add even more eggs." What are you, an egg maniac?

>> No.17226138

>>17217986
>patties
Do you also call those bangers patties?
But you are right, black pudding seems to be an acquired taste.
>>17218231
Let me guess, you're upset you weren't served hash browns with your breakfast meal deal today?

>> No.17226170

>>17217983
I love everything on this, could do with more blood sausages.
t.Finn

>> No.17226202

lacks hash browns still

>> No.17226594

>>17226138
>>17226202
If you mean shredded hash browns, those are pretty good. If you mean the patties they sell at McDonalds and call "hash browns", then no thanks.

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17226717

>>17223728
> tfw the missus burns the fuck out of your brand new countertop for her YouTube channel with 14 subscribers

>> No.17226984

>>17226717
I don't know why it works this way, but for some reason when I take a hot baking pan out of the oven and set it on the cutting board, the cutting board doesn't burn. I freaked out the first time I did it without thinking but then I realized there wasn't any burn marks on it. I thought wood was supposed to burn easily so if anyone can explain to me why this is different I'm genuinely curious to know.

>> No.17227519

Why are you looking so closely at my Ball?

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>>17218471
>The only vegs are the tomatoes and mushrooms

>> No.17227764

>>17219350
It is softer and fattier than streaky bacon but if you cook it just right you get the perfect balance, the thick fat at the edge renders just right so its crispy but has a soft melt in the mouth effect like pork crackling, the meatier bit works well in a fry up as its more substantial than crispy bacons strips like in american breakfast.

>> No.17227776

>>17218471
I'd rather eat tons of animal fat and salt than the copious amount of refined sugar in american breakfast.
Eating sugar and carbs = higher blood sugar insulin response = increased fat cell deposition as opposed to consuming fat tissue.

>> No.17227783

>>17223728
All of that looks bland and underdone as fuck because he baked it in an oven like a tit, you need frying pans and maybe grill the sausages to get the fat out and crisp up the meats, the tomatoes should be way more charred too. No suprise a faggot pug owner would make such a low Test breakfast.

>> No.17227784

So I just recently bought a small case of Bush's baked beans because I haven't had one in a long time and wanted some. Seems I totally remembered the taste wrong or got the wrong variety because the sauce just tastes so bad to me. How do I salvage the can I opened?

>> No.17227793

>>17227784
I would say just pour it into a strainer until all the sauce comes out, then replace it with whatever sauce you want and enjoy the beans.

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17228018

>>17217983
>canada joins the chat

>> No.17228024 [DELETED] 

>>17221452
and?

>> No.17228030 [DELETED] 

>>17218231
contrarian moment

>> No.17228037

>>17227784
It helps if you season it with some sort of acid and salt

>> No.17228326

>>17228018
Its like the worst of both worlds. Those hash browns look raw and somehow that pancake is square. Plus there is still shitty beans.
>Canadians certified retards

>> No.17228350

>>17227776
I appreciate you’re continued obsession and all, but you seem to be conflating “American breakfast” with “meme breakfast that almost nobody in America eats on a regular basis”.
I’ve never been to a country where there aren’t sweet pastries or similar eaten in the morning by some.

>> No.17228455

>>17228350
Yeah I meant purely in the colloquial meme sense, here we call pancakes, syrup and bacon with scrambled egg 'american' breakfast

>> No.17229597

>>17228350
>>17228455
I think the actual "American breakfast" is "a bowl of sugary cereal and that's it."

>> No.17229904

>>17228018
Is this the French genes, the British ones or the American neighbour?

>> No.17229938

>>17228024
Sharia doesn't bloody allow it

>> No.17229947

>>17229597
It's coffee + a bagel/donut/whatever they have at the local gas station on your way to work.

>> No.17230118

>>17229938
That's actually not true.

>> No.17230147

>>17230118
Educate yourself, this is our country now.
Pork is 100% haram

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>>17229904
>french
baked beans, cretons
>anglo
potatoes sausages cheddar
>american
bacon, pancakkkes

>> No.17230620

>>17230162
Tummy hort

>> No.17230714

i fuckin love mushrooms i can eat those fucks all day
there, i said it

>> No.17231314

>>17226138
is it really? blood sausages are pretty inoffensive. I doubt anyone who tried one blind would think something was off. just tell them it's some kind of herb that colors it and they'd slurp it down. I'm a white american btw so there's no excuse not to like them

>> No.17231460

>>17217983
This is just an assortment of random breakfast foods originating from all over the western world. Surely no single culture is silly enough to tack a "full" in front of their ethnic group as a name for plate of assorted common breakfast foods, especially when none of the foods originate with that ethnic group.

>> No.17231531

>>17217986
They're staying. Black pudding and fried egg is fantastic

>> No.17231544
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17231544

>>17217983
This thread again

>> No.17231580

>>17217986
So can you, fatty.

>> No.17231581

>>17218057
He's a manlet.

>> No.17231583

>>17218070
You mean that stripy shit you fat cunts call "bacon"?
All fat no meat?

>> No.17231587

>>17231460
Name the ethnic group that each of these foods originated from.

>> No.17231595

>>17218134
What a fucking tastelet.
Wants real food replaced by manlet pancakes and soiboy hash-browns.

>Any other opinion is garbage and should be discarded.

The opinion that should be discarded is YOURS.

>> No.17231599

>>17231595
You can say soy here, Redditor.

>> No.17232324

Full English is good but i find it's too heavy, i don't really have the appetite for a cooked breakfast in the morning most of the time

>t. English

>> No.17232336

its not meant to be eaten daily like American breakfasts (pancakes/waffles and bacon) are and is typically a weekend brekkie

>> No.17232551

>>17232336
What's a daily English breakfast?

>> No.17232658

>>17218367
>Dump plate in the trash
>Add a hot stack of pancakes with butter and warm syrup
>Crispy hash browns
>Creamy scrambled eggs
>Two strips of proper, crispy bacon
>Two breakfast sausage links

There, I just fixed your breakfast

>> No.17232661

>>17217986
no fuck off, not the blood patties

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>>17218471
>Everything on that plate is fried in fat.

>> No.17232692

>>17232658
>>Creamy scrambled eggs
The fuck?

>> No.17232867

>>17218500
the beans are fucking fine lol
animal fats are good for you but not in infinite amounts, but the salt is the real bad part here. that's not part of your eating disorder, right?

>> No.17233288

>>17232867
the beans are fucking disgusting

>> No.17233813

>>17217983
> this looks a lot more nutritious and satisfying than my normal breakfasts.
Surely it looks satisfying and in a sense even nutritious, but it unbalanced and unhealthy as fuck

>> No.17234676

>>17233813
Unbalanced how?

>> No.17234808

>>17217983
I feel that a realistic every day version of this that had eggs, toast, and any random two other ingredients would likely be healthier than the most realistic every day American breakfasts, which is just 4mg of clonazepam.

>> No.17235617

>>17218231
>shitty john kerry ketchup beans
kek

>> No.17235634

>>17217983
You anons always post these big english and american breakfasts -- and even on instagram, all these "rich" 20-somethings always brag about these huge breakfasts at resorts and ritzy hotels. am i the only young adult who just wants a good cup of black coffee and one fresh french pastry for most breakfasts? the only big breakfast i crave is biscuits and gravy with eggs from one particular cafe when i'm home

>> No.17235640

>>17217983
>as an American
who cares

>> No.17235653

>>17218500
beans are a source of protein moron

>> No.17235718

>>17223728
never oven bake a full english breakfast. Most people I know think frying is the best way but I personally think the grill is the best way. It ensures that your bacon gets to just the right level where the fat turns crispy but before it starts to burn.

>> No.17235726

>>17223795
Not with that attitude it's not.

>> No.17235739

>>17229947
I can't imagine eating a donut for breakfast lol.

>> No.17235811

>>17224213
I’m pretty sure the entire point of the full English is it’s the farmers breakfast. It’s supposed to be a huge amount of food because it’s supposed to last you an entire day of hard labour.

>> No.17235846

>>17235653
I don't have my glasses on so I read this as "beans are a source of proven women."

>> No.17236773

>>17217986
>the blood patties can go
No can do. I crave the rich stores of bioavailable heme iron.

>> No.17237615

>>17236773
It's good for you.

>> No.17237857

>>17217983
I love full English breakfast. England itself is pretty shit though.

>> No.17239311

>>17237857
Better than America lol

>> No.17239356

>>17228018
>canpakes

>> No.17239358

>>17239311
No you

>> No.17239383

>>17235739
Is it really that much different from eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes?

>> No.17240640

Sirs?

>> No.17240744

>>17217983
Literally looks like something a fatass would eat. I've never seen someone eat this much food at breakfast and I'm American.

>> No.17240756

>>17217983
>american
>normal breakfasts
you mean a can of energy drink and a bowl of cheerios right

>> No.17240885

This thread is still here? Slow boards are something else

>> No.17240907

>>17240885
/ck/ still has enough speed that if there was truly no interest in the thread, it would die.

>> No.17241192

>>17240756
Healthier breakfast than the OP. Cut out the cheerios and you're onto something.

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>>17233288
>the beans are fucking disgusting

Get a load of this guy

>> No.17241527

>>17241417
He’s right. Britbong baked beans suck. They’re a poor imitation of the american original: beans baked in maple syrup with a bit of pork. Bongs bake their beans in fucking tomato

>> No.17241581

>>17241527
Americans even have to drench their BEANS in fucking sugar? Good grief.

>> No.17241616

>>17218231
>t. Thinks a croissant and a thimble of niggerblack coffee is the ‘pinnacle of high society breakfast

>> No.17241621

>>17218421
Just think of how many New British wogs could build favelas there! It’s unfair

>> No.17241625

>>17218471
>americans
It’s a Full English, “propah bri’ish” cuisine, yuropoor.
Yuroid’s Law

>> No.17241639

>>17218664
>>17231583
Back bacon is just fried ham.

>> No.17241643

>>17239311
By what measure? I’m genuinely curious what makes you think that
>nb4 NHS meme

>> No.17241654

>>17241581
>sugar
Maple syrup, especially the dark kind. Don’t conflate it with cane sugar syrup like Lyle’s. The only reason bongs use tomato (with sugar added, unlike traditional american baked beans) is because during WW1 Bongs couldn’t afford to import maple baked beans from north america anymore and had to develop an alternative.

>> No.17241992

>>17217983
English breakfasts are very good, but they have become an overdone meme. they are boring now.

>> No.17242170

>>17218231
based

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17242182

>>17241639
Ham is a different cut (leg) compared to bacon (belly and back). Back bacon and side bacon actually come attached, and you can frequently get the slices whole together in Australia and other countries.

>> No.17242367

It looks delicious, but it's missing some slow burn carbs. The tomato maybe. It's making me hungry though.

>> No.17243206

>>17241527
So you think what the full english needs is syrup and more pork added to it? How american of you.

>> No.17244738

>>17243206
Americans...

>> No.17245653

>>17242170
Based on what?

>> No.17246971

>>17242170
I SAID, BASED ON WHAT?

>> No.17247194

The fuck you eat for breakfast fatty

>> No.17247840

The fuck eat you for breakfast fatty

>> No.17247877

>>17217983
So? It's not like British people eat that every day.