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17246396 No.17246396 [Reply] [Original]

>here's your dog food in a bun bro
imagine unironically ordering a sloppy joe

>> No.17246404

Idk I had one at the place that invented it in Key West and it was really fucking good

>> No.17246410

>>17246404
they weren't invented in key west you fucking rube

>> No.17246416

>>17246396
Damn that Slippery Sam looks tasty. Thanks OP! I'm picking some up tonight! You can really stretch your dollar with a slippery Sam!

>> No.17246426
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>>17246396
I prefer the sloppy Jane (the meat is raw because pink is girl color)

>> No.17246434

>>17246396
order? who the fuck goes to a restaurant and orders comfort food sloppa

>> No.17246437

>>17246396
I sure love a Wacky Wendel for dinner

>> No.17246438
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>>17246396
>ground meat with sauce poured on top is a great hamburger
>ground meat with sauce mixed throughout is dog food
Broaden your horizons you 70 IQ monkey.

>> No.17246573

The last couple sloppy joes I had were awful.

>> No.17246622
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>>17246396
what if you made one of those deep dish pizzas and filled it with sloppy joe meat and top with cheese? i think it would be pretty good.

>> No.17246630
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Shit on a Single/SOS is unironically my favorite comfort food.

>> No.17246638

>>17246410
>he fell for Heinz’s dreamt up marketing origin story to sell sauce

Sloppy Joe’s restaurant in Key West opened 1933 before Heinz in Pittsburgh ever knew about the “loose meat sandwich”. Don’t fall for the corporate shill. Sloppy Joe’s Key West is the true origin of the sandwich and they make a damn good one at that

>> No.17246645

>>17246630
that's just sausage gravy, sos is white gravy with dried beef on a slice of toast.

>> No.17246649

>>17246622
nigga that's SOUP
that's SOUP in a BREAD BOWL

>> No.17246653
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>>17246630
At least it's not Chicago (IL) State sandwich, which is bread topped with meat topped with fake fries with cheese product.

Please free us.

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>>17246622

>> No.17246657

>>17246396
i think it could be a good sandwich but the idea of it reminds me of school cafeteria lunch

>> No.17246660

>>17246396
How are you supposed to eat a sloppy joe anyway? They're too messy with your hands and if you use cutlery it all pops out when you cut it, may as well just have the bread on the side.

>> No.17246663

>>17246396
They don’t sell those at restaurants

>> No.17246669

>>17246653
Curious about said cheese product, it looks bretty good anon..

>> No.17246731

>>17246660
Open-face with texas toast is the god tier way to do a sloppy joe

>more texture and crunch than soggy buns
>more manageable bite
>better taste

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>>17246396
Spotted the Eurocuck.

>> No.17246773

>>17246396
Sloppy joe is food from struggling times, only a fool pays someone else to make it.

>> No.17246789

>>17246396
I like them but it's supposed to be something like cafeteria/camping food because it's convenient to feed lot of people with them. Eating one alone is kind of sad.

>> No.17246791
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>>17246653
I've lived in Chicago for my entire life and I've never seen or heard of a horseshoe sandwich. Maybe in Peoria or Decatur, that's a thing, but the closest thing, in Chicago, that we have to a city-sandwich would be Italian beef or, maybe, a Chicago red-hot.

>> No.17246854

>>17246396
I've only ever had them as part of school lunch and they actually weren't terrible for school lunch fare. Looking at some proper recipes though I feel like they could be really good if made properly.

https://youtu.be/V6CUt_bq_KM

>> No.17246871

>>17246396
Damn dude, you feed your dog ground beef? Fucking millionaire over here.

>> No.17246879

>>17246396
i don't think any restraunt serves those unless it's a specialty restaurant.

that's something you just make at home with ur family

>> No.17247309

>>17246653
What the hell are "fake fries"?

>> No.17247348

>>17246649
your soy arms couldn't even lift a spoon let alone a slice

>> No.17247352

>>17246426
so like tartare with bread?

>> No.17247360

>>17246789
>eat good food
>this is heckin sadarinos
end ur life

>> No.17247512

>>17246396
>ordering
nobody does this any longer.
restaurants are dead.

lrn2code

>> No.17247514

>>17247309
crinkle cut fries are shit, anon.
only shoestring or wedges.

>> No.17247557

>>17246638
kek, you actually believe their little marketing story? heinz never claimed to invent the sloppy joe, retard.

>> No.17247684

>>17246396
>ordering a sloppy joe
I don't think I've ever seen a sloppy joe on a restaurant menu. It's just a thing they serve in elementary school cafeterias.

>> No.17247695

>>17247557
Didn't he just say the opposite?

>> No.17247705

>>17247695
He's trying to act like the origin given by Heinz' research division is a marketing ploy when they don't even make sloppy joe sauce, when it's obvious that the bullshit story made up by that restaurant in Key West is completely made up and told to idiot tourists.

>> No.17248486

>>17247514
You somehow picked worse fries than crinkle cut. Way to fucking go, moron.

>> No.17248503

>>17246653
Never fuckin heard of it. Like another anon said, the italian beef is the staple that everybody in Chicago has eaten at least once.

>> No.17248505

>>17246404
>>17246410
>>17246638
>>17247557
>>17247695
>>17247705
do you idiots never just check wikipedia when you don't know something?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloppy_joe