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>recipe says it'll take roughly 50 minutes total
>takes 3 hours

>> No.17350781

>"Quick 15 minute recipe!"
>45 minutes later...

>> No.17350863
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>marinate over night

>> No.17350888

>not being able to read the recipe and get an idea of how long it will take and how it will turn out

People who mindlessly follow recipes are the worst. Like Derek Chauvin-tier.

>> No.17350913

>>17350888
Better than the people who can’t follow simple recipes and rob pregnant women at gunpoint.

>> No.17350950

>>17350913
It would be an honor if George Floyd (PBUH) had robbed my wife at gunpoint. Then made me stand in the corner and watch as he showed my wife pleasures previously thought to be impossible (or at least with her milquetoast husband’s flaccid 5” thin dinky at the controls). He blasts her full of his seed as I moan in a mixture of shame and uncontrolled lust, my little 5” thin member poking my pleated pants as I quiver in fear, half-hoping he doesn’t decide to show me a White Boi Lesson.

Seven months later and he returns to point his gun at my pregnant wife’s belly, knowingly full well it is his own child in there. My anemic watery seed could never do the trick. We all laugh and invite him in for brunch before he wishes us well and asks us to call him when the baby is born. I hold my wife as we look out the open door and wave at Mr. Floyd (PBUH) getting into his car always with that big grin. My wife squeezes my hand and smiles up at me and I return the smile. What a man.

>> No.17350958

>>17350950
>What a man.
Yep

>> No.17351013

>>17350716
Are you shooting Bambi in the head?

>> No.17351053

>>17350716
I watched a video last night where the claim was he could spent less than 30 minutes to make sourdough bead. The stipulation to that is less than 30 minutes of touching the dough. Still takes hours of waiting and constant manipulation throughout the day.
I knew that a 30minute bread claim was a load of fucking shit, but this still annoys me. Fuck your clickbait titles.

>> No.17351081

>>17350888
As bad as the holocaust?

>> No.17351082

>>17351053
If you're that lazy, look up a no-knead recipe or get a bread machine.

>> No.17351090

>>17351053
Bread takes time. I ferment several doughs in the refridgerator for days. The mixing and kneading times are well under twenty minutes total.

>> No.17351545

>>17350950
kek

>> No.17351670

>>17350950
Based

>> No.17351992 [DELETED] 

>>17350950
>be me
>news/world is fucked non-stop for >20 years
>really bad for last 6 years
>really really bad last 2 years
>trying to get away from the board for a bit
>want to throw some of my energy into becoming a better cook
>see this post
>mfw
dont get me wrong i still laughed

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>>17350950
>be me
>news/world is fucked non-stop for >20 years
>really bad for last 6 years
>really really bad last 2 years
>trying to get away from the board for a bit
>want to throw some of my energy into becoming a better cook
>see this post
>mfw
dont get me wrong i still laughed