alcoholi/ck/s

[Anonymous No.17409887]

Got far too drunk again and my mom told me the next morning that I "was horrible", and that I have to go to the store and buy my own alcohol from now on. She won't elaborate.

how are you holding up?

[Anonymous No.17409896]

Dude, how much did you drink? What the hell did you do?

[Anonymous No.17409909]

lol I use mind altering drugs to cope with reality

[Anonymous No.17409916]

>>17409896
>how much did you drink?
4 bottles of wine, and I don't know she won't tell me. I was blacked out, I don't remember. I'm making a point to not drink quite that much anymore

[Anonymous No.17409930]

>>17409887
>be 19
>best bro calls me to come over and play Madden
>says his gf might come over
>get nervous because I'm uncomfortable around girls
>already had a couple of drinks, decide to drink a few shots
>get nice buzz going, pour more vodka into a water bottle and head to my bros
>he notices right away I'm drunk, chuckles in an "oh you" kind of way
>we play Madden for a while and I'm dominating
>his gf rings the doorbell
>go to the bathroom and have a few chugs of vodka when he goes to get the door
>she walks in, hugs & kisses my bro, says "hi anon..."
>me and by bro sit on the couch, she goes to sit on the far side of the couch next to him
>feel alpha because of my superior Madden skills
>"hey, why don't you bring that here instead" (point to between me and my bro)
>they look at me weird and she says "ok I guess..."
>she sits and we play another round
>I win again
>jump out of my seat, get in my bros face and shout "that's what I FUCKING thought, you little BITCH"
>bro looks very confused and says "ok bro... maybe it's time to go"
>his gf says "yeah... you need to leave"
>get pissed off and say to him, "you better muzzle your BITCH, bitch"
>he doesn't say anything and just gets up and starts gently pushing me towards the door
>almost decide to fight, but then realize it's not worth it and walk out voluntarily
>turn around before he closes the door and say "I still beat you at madden tho you little bitch"
This was my best friend of over 5 years and we never spoke after this again. I was too embarrassed to message him an apology and I'm sure he didn't want to talk to me. This was 6 years ago and I haven't had a friend or gf since

[Anonymous No.17409936]

>mom caught me taking the liquor bottles out of my room
Welp shit

[Anonymous No.17409942]

>>17409916
People that are horrible drunks are generally just horrible people but more docile when sober.

[Anonymous No.17409944]

>>17409930
>get pissed off and say to him, "you better muzzle your BITCH, bitch"
wtf is your problem?

[Anonymous No.17409955]

>>17409930
You deserved it

[Anonymous No.17409959]

>>17409942
at least I never did anything like
>>17409930

I'd be kicked out if I got that bad

[Anonymous No.17409961]

>>17409930
I’ve had similar things happen, just block it out and hope you forget it eventually

[Anonymous No.17409971]

>>17409930
>its not my fault being a cunt, its the alcohol I swear
Nah you are a cunt

[Anonymous No.17409974]

>>17409936
I only buy plastic bottles so I can burn them in the fire pit while she’s gone. No evidence

[Anonymous No.17409977]

>>17409944
Was drunk and jealous of my bro for having a gf, decided to act alpha

[Anonymous No.17409981]

>>17409916
>4 bottles of wine and I blacked out
Hahahaha. It's like you were trying to look like a bum. If you're going to drink yourself stupid at least use hard liquor that won't stain or fucking beer. You can claim you're celebrating or some shit. What the fuck compels a person to drink 4 bottles of wine? You probably blacked out from the sugar and not the alcohol.

[Anonymous No.17409998]

>>17409887
I had 26 miniatures last night, I wanted to try a few things to see what was worth buying in a bigger bottle. Unfortunately I can't remember which ones were good.

[Anonymous No.17410003]

>>17409930
lol you're an ass and also probably mexican

[Anonymous No.17410004]

>>17409981
Not him but I get drunk on wine because if I drank hard liquor i’d probably wake up in jail or something

[Anonymous No.17410010]

>>17409887
Based.
Everytime I get too drunk I wake up the next day to several texts/calls to trans escorts in my area, usually I've sent dick pics and have requested pics of their assholes.

[Anonymous No.17410019]

>>17409977
Alphas are not drunk and jealous

[Anonymous No.17410020]

>>17409930
At least you beat him at Madden which is what matters most

[Anonymous No.17410022]

>>17409981
>Beer

[Anonymous No.17410030]

>>17409887
>She won't elaborate.
you had brewer's droop and she had to satisfy herself last night

[Anonymous No.17410032]

>>17409887
Sleep tight steelie

[Anonymous No.17410040]

>>17409887
Sounds like she's being weak again.

[Anonymous No.17410046]

>>17409998
Next time take some notes as you drink. I write myself notes when I drink in case I forget.

[Anonymous No.17410044]

I enjoy a drink.

Don't ever feel like i need it, just get bored, enjoy the buzz and and feel it opens my mind as long as I don't go to too far.

Not saying I don't drink too much. Tonight I drank 4 points beer and 2 Americano (cocktails). Was home in bed by 11pm so can't say I was drunk.

Have defiantly had nights when I'm walking home at 2am after 13 pints but I try to control that now that I'm over 30... probably need kids to keep me straight to be honest.

[Anonymous No.17410056]

>>17409930
I've done shit I won't even allow myself to think about. Alcohol can ruin your life forever.

[Anonymous No.17410060]

>>17410044
The last thing an alcoholic should ever have is kids.

[Anonymous No.17410069]

>>17410060
Well now I need to do it just out if spite of you.

[Anonymous No.17410074]

>>17409930
Goddamn retard

[Anonymous No.17410082]

>>17410044
>Not saying I don't drink too much. Tonight I drank 4 points beer and 2 Americano (cocktails). Was home in bed by 11pm so can't say I was drunk.

Anon, if 4 beers and 2 cocktails don’t get you drunk you are either an alcoholic or obese or both.

[Anonymous No.17410083]

>>17410069
That won't be on my conscience. You're the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.17410085]

>>17410082
weak bait

[Anonymous No.17410086]

>>17409930
What lesson did you learn from this?

[Anonymous No.17410087]

All I do is drink hard seltzers and watch old nascar races on YouTube while drunk desu. But anyways, drinking is fucking retarded and I’m trying to stop drinking desu.

[Anonymous No.17410089]

>>17410082
tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.17410092]

>>17410044
So you can come home all liquored from the pool hall and touch them?

[Anonymous No.17410094]

>>17410060
This, don't put them through your shit. Either isolate yourself until you drop from a rafter or seek therapy and healthy friendships. Just don't put kids anywhere near it. They don't have the ability to leave you behind when you show your true colours

[Anonymous No.17410101]

>>17410082
That's maybe 60-80g of alcohol, not very much.

[Anonymous No.17410107]

>>17410087
I mostly get drunk and watch epic naruto fights and lotr clips on youtube until I pass out

[Anonymous No.17410108]

>>17410083
Each to their own. Bottoms up lads.

[Anonymous No.17410115]

>>17410082
americans pls go

[Anonymous No.17410117]

>>17410092
>>17410083
>>17410060
Guess someone got touched by daddy...

[Anonymous No.17410120]

>>17410107
>lotr clips on youtube until I pass out
Are you me

[Anonymous No.17410128]

>>17410120
>>17410107
Are we talking lotr meme edits or lore playlists?

[Anonymous No.17410133]

>>17410128
I just watch clips from the movies desu.

[Anonymous No.17410135]

>>17410128
Like epic dramatic scenes

[Anonymous No.17410146]

>>17410082
you're right and they're mad about it

[Anonymous No.17410161]

>>17410082
I was a bit buzzed, but 4 pints @ 4.2% and 2 weak cocktails with no "hard" liquor isn't a big night by any means.

Also, by definition an alcoholic needs alcohol to function. I hold a solid high level job and over-perform. I don't need alcohol, I just enjoy it.

Fuck. Off. Pleb.

[Anonymous No.17410181]

>>17409974
I just sneak them out at night and put them in my car then drive behind the grocery store the next day and stash them by the dumpsters. I try to go to different stores so they don't catch on, I wonder what they think seeing 15 empty vodka bottles though