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17481189 No.17481189 [Reply] [Original]

>go to chinese restaurant
>order the rice
>its literally just normal fucking rice

>> No.17481261

>>17481189
>normal rice
As opposed to what?

>> No.17481287

>>17481189
What did you expect retard?

>> No.17481289

>>17481189
what else would it be?

>> No.17481290

>>17481189
If this happened to me, I'd turn tragedy to triumph like I always do

>> No.17481292

>>17481189
No shit.
You expect some premium medium or short grain?
Then don’t go where the poor roundeyes go. Poorfags won’t know the difference between uncle Ben slop and premium rice, so no need to spend more on ingredients.

>> No.17481293

>>17481189
>go to chinese restaurant
>order the rice
>end up in the hospital getting prepped for a double amputation

>> No.17481294

>>17481261
Don’t quote me again.
>>17481287
Uh I don’t know maybe some special Chinese rice and not just regular American rice?? There wasn’t even salt and butter on it. I keep reading about how amazing Chinese food is, turns out it’s just a meme.

>> No.17481296

>>17481294
>Uh I don’t know maybe some special Chinese rice
So why did you order plain rice instead?

>> No.17481301

A McChicken thread died for this

>> No.17481304

>>17481296
I didn’t order plain rice, I ordered “the rice” from a Chinese restaurant. I assumed that the Chinese rice would be a different type of food prepared in a “Chinese” way. But I guess “Chinese” just means shit.

>> No.17481305

>>17481304
>I didn’t order plain rice, I ordered “the rice”
Right. Why did you order plain rice instead of, say, chicken fried rice?

>> No.17481307

>>17481304
OP if this is a larp please tell me, I don't want to think you're actually this retarded.

>> No.17481308

>>17481304
Are you mentally retarded

>> No.17481311

>>17481305
That sounds disgusting.
>>17481307
Fuck off faggot

>> No.17481312

>>17481294
>there wasn’t even salt and butter
>it’s just a meme
Even by the fucktard-low standards of trolling on this board, you are retarded.

>> No.17481324
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>>17481311
What makes you say that?

>> No.17481326

>>17481311
Oh god you are a legitimate retard. Have you never heard of fried rice, did you think plain rice doesnt exist in china?

>> No.17481329

>>17481324
>rets just sprinkre some chicken tomato reaves and corn on regurar rice the gaijin wirr rove it
Looks like I was right.

>> No.17481334

>>17481329
This post is extremely low quality

>> No.17481337

>>17481329
That's not quite right but even so, what about that sounds disgusting?

>> No.17481338

>>17481334
You're extremely low quality

>> No.17481343

>>17481329
>Wants rice cooked chines style
>Doesnt like rice cooked Chinese style

>> No.17481351

>>17481337
It just is.
>>17481338
Agreed.
>>17481343
The rice isn’t cooked Chinese style. It’s normally cooked rice with other things on top.

>> No.17481353

>>17481329
there isnt even any corn in it jfc

>> No.17481358

>>17481351
>It just is.
in what way?

>It’s normally cooked rice with other things on top.
again that's not quite right, but even if it were, what about this sounds disgusting?

>> No.17481363

>>17481351
>Fried in sauces, with vegetables and meats
>Normal with stuff sprinkled
It was better when you werent trying to look overly retarded

>> No.17481380

>>17481353
Wtf is that yellow shit then? Dog?>>17481358
I’m done replying to you.
>>17481363
It looks normal to me. Anyways I’m not gonna waste money on Chinese food again so enjoy your food and let me enjoy mine.

>> No.17481384

Based OP, CCP destroyer.

>> No.17481387

>>17481380
That's egg you nutcase, are you so American you saw yellow and immediately assumed corn?
Wtf are you complaining about exactly? Is the rice normal, shit, American or Chinese?

>> No.17481389

>>17481189
I fuckin love white rice. If you don't binge on donuts and lardburgers for half your meals, you would have more appreciation for a well-made bowl of rice.

>> No.17481390

why are you niggers falling for the most obvious bait ever?

>> No.17481395

>>17481390
shut you're fucking piehole we're having fun

>> No.17481400

>>17481387
I don’t eat eggs.
>>17481389
I’m actually a big rice guy myself. It’s really the only food I eat. Which is why I ordered the rice from the Chinese restaurant.

>> No.17481401

>>17481400
You're a big rice guy, and you don't know what fried rice is?

>> No.17481404

Good thread OP

>> No.17481406

Shit thread OP

>> No.17481416

Meh thread OP.

>> No.17481419

>>17481401
I may have heard of it, sure. But I’ve also heard of “steak tartar”, doesn’t mean I have eaten it.

>> No.17481420

>>17481400
>likes rice
>makes a Chinese wageslave cook them a bowl of white rice
>likes rice
>white rice
>Chinese restaurant
You’re retarded.

>> No.17481422

>>17481419
So you're a big rice guy and you've heard of fried rice but never tried it, and you didn't think to ask for it at a chinese restaurant? You have no curiosity or passion for rice while bing a self professed big rice guy?

>> No.17481425

>>17481420
I like my rice with salt and butter. But I guess they don't have that in China.

>> No.17481435

>>17481390
its funny even if its fake

>> No.17481440

>>17481425
chinese are lack toast in tolerance so

>> No.17481484

>>17481440
Took me a minute.
Honestly this thread has made me realize it was my fault for getting Chinese food in the first place. I wouldn’t trust a Chinaman to change my diaper, why would I trust one to cook my food?

>> No.17481506

>>17481425
>I like my rice with salt and butter.
Crawl back into your hole you troglodyte fuck.

>> No.17481513

>>17481294
If you order rice, you're going to get JUST FUCKING RICE. If you order fried rice, you get fried rice. The Chinese don't really eat butter, so you're not likely to find that at a Chinese place either. Chinese food is great, when you're not a giant flaming retard.

>> No.17481517

>go to restaurant
>order the bread rolls
>it’s literally just plain fucking bread

>> No.17481532
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>>17481380
>Retard detected

>> No.17481623

>>17481517
>TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS AS TO WHAT WORDS IN THE OPTIONS BOX
irn arru fierlds

>> No.17481708

>>17481294
>Don’t quote me again.
Or what?

>> No.17482022

>>17481506
Chinese hands typed this post.
>>17481517
Not the same. This was a Chinese restaurant, not a normal restaurant. If you went to a French restaurant and ordered bread and they gave you Wonderbread you would be pissed off too and make a post about it probably. So get the fuck out of my thread you faggot Chinaman.
>>17481708
Or else.

>> No.17482031

>>17482022
Based and chuckpilled.

>> No.17482071

>>17481189
What did you expect you retard? It's a side dish, put soy sauce in it and eat.

>> No.17482090

>>17482071
Maybe read the thread before posting debunked opinions? I'm not going to explain it again.

>> No.17482092

This thread is making me so fucking angry

>> No.17482108

>>17481329
what do you think food is???
do you get mad about pizza?
>mama mia letsa sprinkle some tomato sauce, cheese and meat on this bread!
do you get mad about hamburgers?
>Yep, let's take some bread and put meat, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, and whatever else we feel like on it
Wow, European/American food is literally just shit sprinkled on bread how fucking creative I'm literally just eating bread I thought it was supposed to be special bread?

>> No.17482134

>>17482090
I read the thread and can affirm you are mentally ill.

>> No.17482140

>>17482092
Cry about it Chinaman.
>>17482108
Stupidest reply yet. Pizza actually has its own type of bread. If you take the cheeze and the tomato sauce off its still pizza bread underneath, cooked in a "pizza" style. Same with hamburgers, hence why in the package its called "hamburger bread/buns" and not just "bread". Underneath that's just normal rice, the only thing "Chinese" about it is that some stupid Chinaman cooked it.
>>17482134
I read your posts and can confirm you are mentally retarded.

>> No.17482152

>>17481425
Eating only basic bland food like pasta with butter or rice with butter is a sign of autism.

>> No.17482162

This is more retarded than the bait I posted about flour vs corn tortillas 3 days ago.
Sage
No (You) for you
Put me in the screencap

>> No.17482173

>>17482162
>flour vs corn tortillas
link?

>> No.17482226

Never realized the amount of Chinese influence there is on /ck/. Almost every reply is just shilling their "Chinese" (shitty American) rice.

>> No.17482230

>>17481189
AS IT SHOULD BE

>> No.17482283

>>17482022
Do you think china does not eat fuck tons of white rice, if anything you got Chinese style rice

>> No.17482303

In OP’s defense at many restaurants if you order rice they give you a rice pilaf or some sort of seasoned rice, whereas at an East Asian restaurant if you ask for “rice” you’ll get plain rice.

>> No.17482304

>>17481425
>salt, butter, and white rice
>food
Look, those aren’t even the same things let’s be realistic

>> No.17482314
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17482314

>>17481189
>be OP
>make post
>literally just a fucking retard stupid motherfucking idiot retard

>> No.17482315

>>17482140
there is literally no difference between eating "pizza" bread and "hamburger" bread.

>> No.17482324
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17482324

like if I go to an Indian restaurant they serve me Indian rice, so why can't the Chinese restaurant serve me Chinese rice???

>> No.17482329

>>17482324
>not realizing all “American” rice is just the same shitty rice China feeds its own people
Please show me the American rice fields retard

>> No.17482334

How should I season rice? My roommate moved out and left a 25kg rice bag behind, eating it plain cooked is becoming to much.

>> No.17482342
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17482342

>>17482329

>> No.17482349

>>17482334
soy sauce and raw egg
the heat from the rice kills the bad germ

>> No.17482351

>>17481189
that's jasmin rice you fucktard. yes normal "American" rice is the same rice they eat in China.

>> No.17482355

>>17482140
rice comes from asia you giant fucking retard.

>> No.17482360

>>17482342
I didn’t elaborate a timeline, as in existing today, so you are correct, however I’m not American so I laugh that they either need Chinks or Niggers to feed them

>> No.17482364

>>17481189
lol rice is literally complimentary with entrees. who orders plain rice?

>> No.17482409

>>17481189
retard
you always order entrees that come with rice so you can put sauces in the rice and make it great

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>>17482329

>> No.17482584

>>17482173
Sorry can't find it on archive. It was a nice bait though, got at least 20 (You)s

>> No.17482596
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17482596

OP is a masterbaiter

>> No.17482603

>>17482351
Americans be eatin communist rice without knowing lmaaaaaooooo

>> No.17483144

>>17482334
Salt and butter.

>> No.17483175

>>17481294
*quotes you*
psst
nothing personnel kiddo.

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17483184

>mfw reading this thread

>> No.17483251

>>17481296
>>17481312
>>17481513
Thank you for clearing that up, Chang!
.05 Good Citizen points have been added to your social credit score. Please keep these anti-racist posts up and inform about the Glorious CCP! Our dear leader thanks you

>> No.17483267

>>17481189
>Asks for rice
>Gets rice
>Bitches
Have you ever been checked by a medical professional for possible downs syndrome?

>> No.17483298

>>17482334
Chicken stock, lemon grass, galangal, kaffir leaves, dried jasmine flower, the tiniest bit of chili, a clove of garlic all work well.

Mushrooms, peas, diced bacon, a sip of vinegar (any kind, rice vinegar seems obvious, just make sure it's light in colour else it'll look drab), butter and cheese... are all very common in different parts of the world.

A simple curry sauce works wonders.

>> No.17483312

>>17481294
If you order rice in China, that's what you get. The standard serving of rice is just plain boiled white rice with no salt or anything.

>> No.17483549

>>17481189
No shit retard, if you want fried rice you have to order fried rice. You ordered rice and that's what you got, why are you complaining about getting a correct order? Were you expecting lo mein noodles? You should probably let other people order for you, because you have proven yourself incompetent.

>> No.17483554

>>17481189
gross and weird. I think you got ripped off OP

>> No.17483622

>>17481422
It's just a trollfag stop replying

>> No.17483669

>>17483622
.... said Anon, bumping the thread 15 hours later

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>>17481305
Are you telling me a chicken fried this rice?

>> No.17485763

bumping the only good thread on this website

>> No.17485774

>>17481189
>go to a chinese restaurant
>orders a rice dish that is not fried rice
sounds like the fuck up is on your side retard

>> No.17485781

>>17481294
>There wasn’t even salt and butter on it.
Do americans really?

>> No.17485791

>>17481189
Have you never been to a Chinese restaurant before? You can order plain rice you're supposed to order things to go on top of it as well

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>>17481290

>> No.17487172

>>17481189
What I remember about Chinese food as a young kid growing up in Hong Kong was not really that it was “bad” (which it often was, of course) but that the stuff my parents ordered for us was almost all frozen, and that I would generally throw out whatever that they brought home. This was in the days before a proper kitchen, and there was a tiny freezer unit that could only hold what was on the top shelf, and often that was some random combination of Chinese or Indian takeout. A couple of times a week we’d have what seemed like the best of everything, but the rest of the time it was pretty terrible: a frozen piece of some meat and whatever was frozen with it, a tub of rice, and maybe a can of green peas, and maybe a can of baby corn. There was a few times in my childhood when we were treated to something really good, like fresh fish that one of the waiters brought home in a plastic bag. So for my first couple of decades, I never actually ate a lot

>> No.17487219

>>17483184
Why?

>> No.17487236
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17487236

>The Rice™

>> No.17487287

fucking based op wrecking hapless scrubs itt with ease top lel

>> No.17487297

>>17481294
>orders rice
>gets rice
>is upset
Do americans really?

>> No.17488310

>>17481351
You sound like a fat britbong

>> No.17488314

>>17482314
I'm glad I watched the whole thing

>> No.17489569

>>17481390
What autists call bait, normal people call conversation. This is why you were in the special classes with the downies. You aren’t like the rest of us.

>> No.17489625

>>17481294
retard you're supposed to order rice toppings or broth dishes along with it, you stupid fucking nigger

>> No.17489628

>>17483251
hilarious social credit reference! +1 upvote

>> No.17489654 [DELETED] 

>falling for the most obvious bait
I mean it's funny, but c'mon you tards

>> No.17491218

>>17489569
You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

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>>17481304
>>17481294
>>17481189
this is why i work in the kitchen and not up front dealing with absolute fucking retards like you op
just so you know your favorite restaurants have nicknames for you probably revolving around your lack of brain or weight

>> No.17491284

>>17481294
>some special Chinese rice
Rice is the only thing a chinaman will serve you that isn't doused in MSG. You dodged a bullet.

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17491333

OP, thank you, im fucking weeping laughing at this thread. this is impeccable trolling.

>> No.17491355

>>17482022
Wonderbread isn't plain bread you fucking amerilard

>> No.17492094

>>17491355
Oh? Too spicy for you, nigel?

>> No.17492143

>>17492094
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

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>>17492143
>he isn't racist

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>>17481189
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am NOT crazy! I know that was just Uncle Ben's rice! I knew he just gave me plain disgusting rice. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. NEVER! I just - I just couldn't prove it! And he covered his tracks, he got those retards in the thread to lie for him! You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chinkery? He's done worse! That Rice! Are you telling me a shrimp fried that rice? No! He orchestrated it! Chinky! HE SERVED PEOPLE BAT SOUP! A SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE?! And I paid him! And I shouldn't have. What was I THINKING?! He'll never change. He'll NEVER change! Ever since he was 11, always the same! Couldn't mix salt and butter! "But not our Chinky! Couldn't be precious Chinky!" Ruining his customers fiod! And HE gets to be a cook?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You-

>> No.17492181

>>17492143
Struck a nerve, eh nige? Keep eating your plain Chinese rice and seething over American politics.

>> No.17492208

>>17481294
the standards for bait are slipping if this is what riles up ck

>> No.17492934

>>17492169
Based chukposter

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>>17492169
Waltuh we need more filling for the pizza egg rolls.

>> No.17493725

>>17481294
>Special Rice
JUST ORDER THE FRIED RICE NEXT TIME YOU RETARDED MONKEY

>>17491284
MSG being bad for you is unironically a meme based on racism, cope

>> No.17493741

>>17481189
>didn't order in chinese
There's your problem, Amerimutt. Might as well talk English to your cat and expect it to go outside for a shit and come back by itself

>> No.17493761

>>17493608
Typical sun burnt austrailoid.

>> No.17493778

Its inexcusable how nobody is helping OP. OP, order some pork fried rice next time. It's rice, but fried in oil with pork. Good job going to work on these fools. They're pretentious failures and I approve of how you're handling it

>> No.17493800

>>17493741
I’m not gonna speak some made up nonsense gobbledigook language just to get some shitty rice.
>>17493778
Thanks but I already debunked the “fried rice” meme.

>> No.17493867

>>17493800
it's older than english, whitey. they also invented a shit ton of useful stuff. oh well your loss, leftover white rice receiver. lmao

>> No.17495431

>>17492143
>>17492169
I'm so glad someone saved the copypasta I made.

>> No.17495896

>>17491284
I fucking hate MSG, it gives me migraines

>> No.17496068

>>17481294
>There wasn’t even salt and butter on it
post wrist

>> No.17497301 [DELETED] 

>>17493867
Yeah, footbinding, famine, and microscopic penises. Valuable contributions to society. I'll add bukkake to the list too, because they invented it for Americans to do to Chinese women.
>>17496068
Post dick, Chinaman.

>> No.17498005

>>17481189
>normal fucking rice
Anon, I dunno what you were expecting but it was fucking rice.

Also a couple days ago I tried a new sushi place.
I ordered the sashimi lunch special (got the ginger-dressing salad with it instead of soup because...) and a fairly big bowl of seafood ramen. They also gave me a bowl of rice just because and the tea was free.
The rice was likewise just normal rice but it also had a light dusting of sesame seeds for some reason.

>> No.17498058

If you want Chinese rice instead of normal rice you have to go to an asian market and get their rice and cook it yourself. The restaurants serve American rice because that's what their American customers are used to. Every time a Chinese place tries to serve Chinese rice it goes out of business.

>> No.17498175

Threads like this are so unfunny. What's the point of them?

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17498184

>order rice
>it's rice

>> No.17498189

>>17498175
Jannys must like them

>> No.17498195

>>17497301
They rule the world, so clearly they're doing something right

>> No.17498197

>>17498189
I've known for a long time that the staff are hostile and actively plotting against us, but what fucking purpose do threads like this serve?

>> No.17498199

>>17493800
As opposed to a language found in nature?

>> No.17498208

>>17498197
Drives people away from the food board, dissuading discussion about recipes and learning to cook. Forces them to be reliant on fast food. Don't let (((them))) win

>> No.17498510

>>17498184
many such cases

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>>17481294