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Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:17:53 2022 No.17531884 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/ webm thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:20:36 2022 No.17531895 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, taco town.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531884

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:21:14 2022 No.17531897 File: 2.93 MB, 480x480, burger desert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:21:52 2022 No.17531901 File: 2.55 MB, 406x720, butterswallow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:22:27 2022 No.17531903 File: 1.56 MB, 1040x526, Creame.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:24:41 2022 No.17531908 >>17531897 I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:26:21 2022 No.17531916 >>17531884 the before pic. let's see her in 10 years

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:28:13 2022 No.17531920 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, Burger moves to mexico food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531916 https://youtu.be/o1NgS01QqAg?t=127 Anon she is a weightlifter or something and actually burns it off

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:31:42 2022 No.17531935 File: 2.94 MB, 484x504, 1620569607199.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:31:44 2022 No.17531936 >>17531920 womeme eating habits are sick

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:32:56 2022 No.17531942 File: 2.21 MB, 405x720, 1646540198959.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:32:59 2022 No.17531944 File: 1.42 MB, 300x400, 1620569671750.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531935

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:41:20 2022 No.17531971 File: 2.89 MB, 576x1024, 1624463972393.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:45:18 2022 No.17531985 File: 485 KB, 500x211, 1646844316766.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531935

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:45:37 2022 No.17531988 >>17531920 She is or was a mode,l and she is or was in university for medical research or something. Her videos were peretty boring most of the time, mostly because of the shitty editing and rather underwhelming performance. I kinda forgot about her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:45:59 2022 No.17531990 File: 2.08 MB, 405x720, 1646585778916.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:46:53 2022 No.17531993 >>17531884 Something about people trying to eat as fast as possible fills me with an enormous level of disgust

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:52:39 2022 No.17532010 File: 134 KB, 380x390, 1646538922116.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531993

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:55:01 2022 No.17532019 File: 2.91 MB, 854x480, fredo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This was very good. Thanks to whoever made it into a webm. Slowly frying minced garlic and mush made it even extra tasty

Anonymous Wed Mar 9 11:56:43 2022 No.17532027

>>17531935
I always heard of elotes but I never knew what they were exactly, the way people talked about them I figured it was some kind of ice cream or dessert type thing. When I found out it was literally corn slathered in mayo I lost some respect for Latinos

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 12:26:56 2022 No.17532123 File: 2.49 MB, 383x680, 1646539796985.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 12:29:55 2022 No.17532133 File: 2.67 MB, 640x640, cheezburgah.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 12:33:35 2022 No.17532139 >>17532027 *latinx

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 12:34:16 2022 No.17532143 >>17532139 no, latinos. I already had no respect for latinas

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 12:49:26 2022 No.17532195 >>17531920 She's a weightlifter or something now, in 20 years she'll still be eating like a high school athlete without the athlete part hopefully she marries an architect

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 12:49:37 2022 No.17532196 >>17531942 What is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 12:56:10 2022 No.17532229 >>17531971 He looks like he's fucking wincing just tasting it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 12:59:52 2022 No.17532244 >>17532195 Why an architect

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:01:24 2022 No.17532254 File: 2.39 MB, 638x720, 1642029491930.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:04:18 2022 No.17532265 >>17532244 sweet summer child

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:12:42 2022 No.17532288 >>17532133 why doesn't he just pour the whole bowl over it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:26:13 2022 No.17532326 >>17532244 Because he needs to design a house that fits her ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:30:59 2022 No.17532336 >>17532254 arent the peels toxic or slightly psychodelic? I had a stone friend that was roasting and splitting banana peels saying that you can get high of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:35:42 2022 No.17532366 >>17531990 this one got me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:36:36 2022 No.17532370 >>17531920 When did women become so horrible?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:37:18 2022 No.17532373 >>17531901 That's kinda hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:38:43 2022 No.17532383 >>17532370 >When did women become so horrible? Usually by the time they're spoiled 2nd generation americans, they lose any semblance of skills their moms and grandmas had.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:43:43 2022 No.17532410 >>17532336 You're friends with Donovan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:44:17 2022 No.17532415 >>17532244 Meme to make ugly chubby chasers feel better

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:46:39 2022 No.17532425 >>17531920 cant you die from that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 13:50:50 2022 No.17532446 File: 2.79 MB, 836x350, architect.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17532244

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 14:39:24 2022 No.17532646 >>17531971 are skandis just allergic to flavor or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 14:39:53 2022 No.17532648 File: 2.17 MB, 498x278, brooklyn-nine-nine-amy-santiago.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531884

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 14:44:53 2022 No.17532663 File: 404 KB, 640x987, architect orohime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17532244

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 14:50:50 2022 No.17532689 >>17531942 how do you go from this >>17531971 to this lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 14:51:18 2022 No.17532691 >>17532646 There actually is quite a lot of flavor in that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 14:54:20 2022 No.17532704 >>17532689 Fancy recipe vs classic nordic fare

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 14:57:32 2022 No.17532717 >>17532646 Nothing wrong with lightly seasoned food where you taste the ingredients rather than the spices

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 15:14:11 2022 No.17532774 >>17532196 A very shitty barbecue sauce

Anonymous Wed Mar 9 15:50:37 2022 No.17532919

>>17531993
Me too, but I know why. I like to cook and I'm pretty good at it and almost every woman I've ever dated was either a picky eater or wolfed that shit down way too fast to ever have tasted any of what I spent hours making for her and then they'd try to rush me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 15:58:49 2022 No.17532952 >>17532646 It says "grownup points" in the beginning, the video is clearly marketed at students with little money and little cooking experience

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:00:40 2022 No.17532960 >>17531942 >>17531971 >>17531990 >>17532010 >>17532123 You know he's dead right

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:01:24 2022 No.17532965 >>17531942 Matkingen

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:10:17 2022 No.17532999 File: 471 KB, 1080x1080, 1646860204404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17532960

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:11:30 2022 No.17533009 File: 133 KB, 1280x720, 1646687002695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17532960 Legends never die

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:14:46 2022 No.17533022 >>17532999 >>17533009 What the fuck? It feels so weird you're posting Matgeeks tiktok/youtube vids cus me and my dad watches him. Is he a meme or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:15:45 2022 No.17533030 File: 650 KB, 400x638, 1646860530630.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533022 >han vet inte Pysen...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:17:10 2022 No.17533035 File: 51 KB, 900x900, 1646417462980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533022 Pysen...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:17:54 2022 No.17533040 File: 832 KB, 1372x713, 1646860657165.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Matbröder?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:18:44 2022 No.17533042 >>17533022 Visit /Sverigetråden/ :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:19:53 2022 No.17533047 File: 270 KB, 626x510, 1646860756867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533042 >Visit /Sverigetråden/ :) >Never leaves Best decision in my life

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:20:31 2022 No.17533052 File: 671 KB, 440x500, 1645564976876.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533040 HEEEEJ

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:20:34 2022 No.17533053 File: 155 KB, 270x399, 1645661261448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533022 Do you enjoy eastern esque cuisine?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:21:30 2022 No.17533056 >>17533030 >>17533035 LMAO stop it >>17533042 Where? Is it other swedes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:22:24 2022 No.17533060 >>17532336 another dumbass fell for the book designed to blow the fingers off edgy teenagers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:22:51 2022 No.17533062 File: 1.06 MB, 1024x576, 1646860877579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533056 Dra åt helvete, din ouppfostrade skithög

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:23:59 2022 No.17533065 File: 49 KB, 509x474, 1646861020506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533056 >>>/int/161068881

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:26:11 2022 No.17533073 >>17533056 /int/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:31:38 2022 No.17533098 File: 17 KB, 480x360, 9m87n6b5v4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531985

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 16:37:17 2022 No.17533127 >>17532960 I hope so. He's a terrible fucking cook and that smug looks just plain annoys me. You have no right to be smug if you turn perfectly fine ingredients into shit.

Anonymous Wed Mar 9 17:21:56 2022 No.17533283

>>17532027
in that webm theyre fucking dipping that thing in mayo, but thats not the norm on how much it has also you can add cheese, lime juice, chili dust and in some places they even add crushed chips to sprinkle over them, shit i have even seen some where they lightly sprinkle salt and pepper over them before toasting them over a grill, i think it defeats the purpose of boiling it but it adds a nice texture

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 17:36:36 2022 No.17533331 >>17532133 That would last me a week with no other meals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 17:42:37 2022 No.17533354 >>17532133 this looks like a fun night in the shitter

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 17:45:04 2022 No.17533367 >>17531942 why do germans say deciliter when everyone else says 100 ml?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 17:49:52 2022 No.17533387 >>17533367 1. He's Sw*dish 2. I've never met anyone who actually uses milliliters in real life

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 17:50:50 2022 No.17533392 >>17533387 then how do people measure small amounts of liquid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 17:52:38 2022 No.17533400 >>17533392 Pounds, ounces, grams, milligrams, centerpieces, temperature etc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 17:56:35 2022 No.17533421 >>17533392 Tablespoons and teaspoons. No need for any smaller measurements.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 18:08:49 2022 No.17533456 >>17531884 Reminds me of Katina it hurts everytym https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgSY27Hl6E8

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 18:10:09 2022 No.17533460 >>17533400 >>17533421 nobody is using pounds, ounces, tablespoons, and teaspoons in Europe, and nobody is weighing alcohol

Anonymous Wed Mar 9 18:15:54 2022 No.17533479

>>17533460
>nobody is using tablespoons and teaspoons in Europe
Huh. Weird. I guess I don't live in Europe then, given that every single baking recipe I've ever seen has used tablespoons and teaspoons as units of measurement.
I forgot about alcohol, because I don't drink, but at least wine is measured in centiliters, not milliliters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 18:17:03 2022 No.17533487 >>17533479 Because you're reading American baking recipes from the internet rather than family recipes. Why do you hate your family?

Anonymous Wed Mar 9 18:18:55 2022 No.17533496

>>17533487
What the fuck are you talking about? I don't think I've ever used an American recipe. I use Finnish recipes from books passed onto me by my mother. All the recipes I've gotten directly from my mother and not from a book don't have any measurements, because my mom actually knows how to cook and bake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 18:20:33 2022 No.17533504 >>17533496 >baking with no measurements at all kek, sure bud

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 18:57:07 2022 No.17533648 >>17531942 who the fuck uses deciliters

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:02:24 2022 No.17533675 >>17531935 This makes me miss the food truck that would occasionally come through my neighborhood. Best corn on the cob I ever had.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:07:28 2022 No.17533703 >>17533504 Uncle Roger would be ashamed of your lack of cooking with feeling

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:07:44 2022 No.17533706 >>17531935 he could have stopped after the tajin

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:07:46 2022 No.17533708 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, The Pizza Weakling.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:08:16 2022 No.17533712 >>17533703 who the fuck is uncle roger?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:08:45 2022 No.17533717 >>17533703 Uncle Roger is a humorous character created by a comedian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:10:45 2022 No.17533732 >>17533717 Man you must suck all the joy out of every gathering you attend huh lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:11:22 2022 No.17533733 >>17533703 that hacky buck toothed gook fuck can suck the big one

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:12:38 2022 No.17533740 >>17533732 fuck off you underage emoji using little faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:13:47 2022 No.17533744 File: 2.91 MB, 900x506, Republicans V Democrats.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533708

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:13:56 2022 No.17533747 >>17533732 Just saying, maybe you shouldn't get all your cooking advice from a fictional character.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:14:35 2022 No.17533752 >>17533740 Lol I'm probably older than you faggot. With a wife and kids. And you know, actually gatherings full of good food and laughter. God damn yall on ck are worst than the tv niggers haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:16:04 2022 No.17533761 >>17533752 >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:18:00 2022 No.17533770 >>17533761 Reddit is for normies and fags. Shitposting is impossible. I been here too long to interact with normies on the internet anymore. Where else can we all have fun and banter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:18:31 2022 No.17533771 >>17533770 your mom's house lol!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:22:15 2022 No.17533790 >>17533771 Yeah she's a cunt, but it wouldn't be fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:22:33 2022 No.17533796 File: 1.02 MB, 366x274, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:22:40 2022 No.17533797 >>17533770 You ARE a "normie" you fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:23:29 2022 No.17533802 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, burger moist1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:24:39 2022 No.17533812 >>17533797 I wish..

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:29:02 2022 No.17533838 >>17533752 >ROFLMAO i said nigger i'm shitposting now i'm so edgy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:29:19 2022 No.17533840 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, Party Cheese Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:30:31 2022 No.17533845 File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, CHEESE Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:32:00 2022 No.17533851 File: 2.48 MB, 640x360, Cigar Ash BBQ.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:33:04 2022 No.17533854 >>17533851 revolting

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:33:04 2022 No.17533855 >>17533851 i'd honestly have this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:33:26 2022 No.17533858 File: 2.87 MB, 640x800, Canadian Cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:33:56 2022 No.17533860 >>17533854 >>17533855 The duality of man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:34:50 2022 No.17533862 File: 1.96 MB, 960x1120, puke large man in football stadium.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533851

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:34:58 2022 No.17533864 File: 19 KB, 423x176, Screenshot_2022-03-09 (0) ck - ck webm thread - Food Cooking - 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533860 at the same time no less

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:36:21 2022 No.17533867 File: 2.27 MB, 1920x1080, burger moist2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533864 the duality of man

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:37:05 2022 No.17533871 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, Jack Grill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:38:01 2022 No.17533875 >>17533851 what kind of hillbilly bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:38:10 2022 No.17533876 File: 2.91 MB, 532x300, Delicious Pancake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:40:05 2022 No.17533884 >>17533875 Even hillbillies would find that repulsive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:41:31 2022 No.17533889 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, Sweet Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:42:37 2022 No.17533894 >>17532254 Do vegans really

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:42:40 2022 No.17533895 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, El CHips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:42:54 2022 No.17533899 >>17533889 I'd happily eat this but I am absolutely a fat fuck at heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:43:45 2022 No.17533904 File: 2.87 MB, 200x354, Lays Gruel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:45:40 2022 No.17533915 File: 1.46 MB, 1920x1080, Jackcakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:46:25 2022 No.17533920 File: 61 KB, 975x975, 20210815_081729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531901

Anonymous Wed Mar 9 19:47:34 2022 No.17533925

>>17533899
I'd try it. I make a version of the Fat Elvis that is killer. Honey peanut butter bacon banana sandwich fried in butter. Probably fuck my ass up these days but when I was fit it was awesome stoner food. Fatass old alcoholic now, would be scared to eat it. Haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 20:21:23 2022 No.17534075 File: 904 KB, 220x208, confused-jaguarsfan.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533851 >Bbq pit boys >Use premade bbq sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 20:22:54 2022 No.17534082 >>17531908 all women should be killed

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 20:24:03 2022 No.17534086 File: 40 KB, 330x381, 1642404314210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531901 yt wymn

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 20:24:48 2022 No.17534089 >>17531901 this gets me going im not gonna lie

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 20:25:22 2022 No.17534091 >>17534089 going where?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 20:25:56 2022 No.17534092 >>17533925 kys dumb old fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 20:30:15 2022 No.17534114 File: 2.01 MB, 760x720, He's Za'd enough.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 20:30:37 2022 No.17534118 >>17533915 Where's the Dark Souls parody of this webm?

Anonymous Wed Mar 9 21:14:37 2022 No.17534305

>>17532336
>I had a stone friend that was roasting and splitting banana peels saying that you can get high of it.
If you can perform a somewhat complex chemistry project you can turn banana peels into what is basically diet dmt. If you fuck it up youll basically be smoking lye through a crack pipe

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 21:15:43 2022 No.17534313 >>17532336 >>17534305 this is an old burnout myth, not true at all

Anonymous Wed Mar 9 21:19:30 2022 No.17534325

>>17534313
I have friends that did it because they were/are retard stoners looking for novel experiences. The shit they made tasted like burning plastic, only lasted 10ish minutes. They looked down to notice they had a crackpipe in their hands and felt immense shame

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 21:19:56 2022 No.17534328 >>17534325 placebo effect

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 22:07:16 2022 No.17534468 >>17531901 seem pretty dangerous

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 22:10:18 2022 No.17534475 >>17534092 Suck my chub.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 22:24:21 2022 No.17534512 File: 71 KB, 682x742, 1639880019455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533851 they suck each other off in the woods after, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 23:24:26 2022 No.17534695 >>17532254 Veganism really is a cry for help

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 23:26:32 2022 No.17534703 Why is there never anything appetizing in these. threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 23:34:27 2022 No.17534736 File: 1.13 MB, 576x1024, 1644684118589.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534703

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 23:46:42 2022 No.17534781 >>17531990 ok this is the worst itt

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 00:16:06 2022 No.17534888 >>17534114 Fuck it bet the cheese is good and melted

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 00:27:47 2022 No.17534925 File: 2.65 MB, 406x720, 1628038693783.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Mar 10 00:28:06 2022 No.17534928

>>17534325
It's well known it's not real. It was originally in the Anarchist's Cookbook and is bullshit like basically everything else in that book

there ARE legal and relatively easy to obtain plants you can extract DMT or other drugs from but if you're at the smoking banana peels stage you don't need to know

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 00:32:15 2022 No.17534949 >>17531901 That's probably 10 days worth of fat. Will she die?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 00:32:17 2022 No.17534950 File: 2.16 MB, 405x720, 1624490826509.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 00:35:19 2022 No.17534962 >>17531971 >little yuropoor cuck stove always gives me a giggle

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 00:35:41 2022 No.17534964 File: 2.77 MB, 405x720, 1641644934012.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 01:05:32 2022 No.17535084 >>17533851 GONNA PUT MY BARBEQUE SHOOOOES ON

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 01:09:12 2022 No.17535106 >>17535084 GONNA SMOOOKE ME A FATTY BRISKET

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 01:19:45 2022 No.17535128 >>17532244 architect is slang for a dude who purposefully gets his gf/wife fat, like that James Bond guy did

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 03:32:00 2022 No.17535369 >>17532254 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 03:36:14 2022 No.17535374 File: 109 KB, 938x528, 1644645436919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531990

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 03:38:03 2022 No.17535377 >>17531901 Americans be like >actually I'm fat because of my genes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 03:45:53 2022 No.17535388 >>17532254 mmm pesticides

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 03:58:23 2022 No.17535414 >>17534928 >plants you can extract DMT >plants anon...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 04:03:25 2022 No.17535421 >>17531884 I'm almost scared for her fingers >>17531897 Oh god why the lucky charms

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 04:10:58 2022 No.17535435 >>17534949 a single box of kraft mac n cheese asks for half a stick of butter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 04:16:50 2022 No.17535447 >>17534949 I'm borderline underweight and I eat more fat in a day than that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 04:37:15 2022 No.17535482 >>17533851 >cancer speedrun

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 07:05:59 2022 No.17535696 >>17534937 REALLY nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 07:09:09 2022 No.17535704 >>17534937 what is that cauliflower? mustard? milk? what a way to ruin some toast

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 07:19:44 2022 No.17535728 >>17535704 >mistaking chanterelles for cauliflower fucking americans

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 07:27:41 2022 No.17535743 >>17533895 I bet he came up with this when he was in his 20s and drunk as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 07:50:36 2022 No.17535805 >>17533456 I had to stop following, I fell in love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 07:56:43 2022 No.17535828 >>17533744 Yin and Yang. Combine these two men into one, and you get the perfect eating style.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 08:57:56 2022 No.17536020 >>17535704 They're chanterelles and it's not milk, it's cream. That's one of the most common ways of making a mushroom sauce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 09:20:50 2022 No.17536061 >>17531884 >>17531901 >>17531897 What the fuck is wrong with white women

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 09:29:13 2022 No.17536085 >>17531901 >the way her throat bulges up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 09:36:10 2022 No.17536099 File: 33 KB, 331x533, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535704 he didnt turn invisible tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 09:44:44 2022 No.17536123 >>17534949 1kg of pure fat is 7700kcal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 10:07:43 2022 No.17536173 File: 1.35 MB, 400x400, egged.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535063 Holy shit. A Swede with a pair of balls. I'm starting to like this guy despite the smugness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 10:09:35 2022 No.17536177 >>17532960 If only, then maybe people would stop posting his godawful cooking and stupid fucking face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 10:18:12 2022 No.17536194 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, what the guy in front of me orders when I just want a beer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 10:25:56 2022 No.17536214 >>17533862 God fat people are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 10:27:54 2022 No.17536223 >>17533876 This "man" annoys me to no end

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 10:33:03 2022 No.17536244 >>17532960 I choose to believe this. For my own happiness

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 10:33:11 2022 No.17536246 File: 2.76 MB, 608x1080, onions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536223 That's Kay, not a man. I assume you're thinking of Jack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 10:36:21 2022 No.17536255 >>17536246 it makes me wince watching people chop shit, i watched my friend almost slice his finger off once chopping at onion

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 10:37:07 2022 No.17536256 >>17536246 my fucking soul hurts now! fuck you very much

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 10:38:07 2022 No.17536263 >>17535704 Nigga are you retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 10:40:15 2022 No.17536269 >>17534950 This guys grown on me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 10:52:39 2022 No.17536308 >>17536246 This has to be satire right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 11:17:38 2022 No.17536376 >>17531901 My dick twitched.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 11:32:09 2022 No.17536429 >>17531935 God i hate spics so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 11:39:12 2022 No.17536454 >>17532244 someone post the webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 11:41:26 2022 No.17536467 >>17534305 >>17535414 just make ayahuasca

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 11:50:18 2022 No.17536497 >>17533056 newfag doesnt know about other boards

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 11:58:51 2022 No.17536526 >>17531942 What the hell is a yellow onion?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 12:12:04 2022 No.17536575 File: 2.49 MB, 2793x2793, onion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536526

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 12:23:50 2022 No.17536613 File: 2.92 MB, 853x480, Quarantine Chili.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533871 >phone in the meat tray

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 12:34:27 2022 No.17536641 >>17531903 Sauce pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:08:43 2022 No.17536810 >>17531901 now do it up your ... haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:19:32 2022 No.17536849 File: 1.68 MB, 280x192, oh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531901 >The ending with the bit of liquid butter rolling down her tongue got to take a cold shower now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:20:38 2022 No.17536851 >>17531901 https://youtu.be/eS1_F1W2MkE?t=10

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:22:00 2022 No.17536863 >>17531920 at 20 seconds in you can see a reflection of the fat tub of lard doing this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:23:06 2022 No.17536868 >>17536526 A white onion

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:23:50 2022 No.17536869 >>17536613 "Why do I keep getting food poisoning and having strokes"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:24:24 2022 No.17536873 >>17532123 >>17532133 What the fuck is it with americans and fried cheese?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:28:14 2022 No.17536888 >>17533851 Enjoy nicotine poisoning

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:34:05 2022 No.17536908 File: 62 KB, 737x1251, sausageandricejpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:36:51 2022 No.17536921 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, Jack - perfectly cooked burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:40:16 2022 No.17536933 File: 2.94 MB, 720x404, cream corn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531884 This guy was actually on wife swap

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:42:06 2022 No.17536942 File: 2.58 MB, 406x720, 1642996620932.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536933

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:46:41 2022 No.17536959 File: 1.24 MB, 480x854, 1645500240960.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536942

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 13:47:46 2022 No.17536965 File: 2.13 MB, 202x360, 1643004210862.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536959

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 14:13:22 2022 No.17537070 >>17536942 was he trying to jump down and land on his feet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 14:14:35 2022 No.17537076 File: 387 KB, 480x480, bugs yum yum.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536965 fucking germans

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 14:16:00 2022 No.17537083 >>17536255 Shes got a kevlar glove on her hand. Shes probably really new and has to wear it do to company policy. T. Worked for a company.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 14:30:11 2022 No.17537140 >>17536467 can you make it with pantry items ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 14:34:45 2022 No.17537163 >>17536965 Do. They. Really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 14:41:01 2022 No.17537202 >>17535377 The woman in the webm isn't fat though

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 14:52:53 2022 No.17537272 File: 2.91 MB, 853x480, 1580589734517.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536869 The doctors told him that it's the energy drinks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 15:29:26 2022 No.17537439 >>17532446 is this his wife then and now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 15:30:26 2022 No.17537445 >>17536869 >>17537272 redpill me on the strokes. Is all the canned food giving him as ass ton of salt at once?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 15:43:59 2022 No.17537519 >>17537445 canned food or not he's a fat shit with a bad diet

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 15:49:21 2022 No.17537541 >>17533648 normal people

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 15:49:26 2022 No.17537545 >>17536959 wtf I didn't know the soup was free

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 15:49:50 2022 No.17537547 >>17537272 >I came, I saw, I jingled why are all americans like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 15:51:49 2022 No.17537557 >>17536641 That's pornstar Alura Jenson.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 16:07:31 2022 No.17537626 >>17533867 Take your FUCKING RING OFF WHEN YOU COOK YOU FAT MEATBALL

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 16:11:50 2022 No.17537646 >>17537140 nope, you need a few amazonian herbs

Anonymous Thu Mar 10 17:32:43 2022 No.17537938

>>17533703
Damn, you had a based point the entire reply chain, right up until this exact post. Aside from the gookshit, European recipes do indeed use tea and tablespoons, because no one wants to get out a graduated cylinder or a kitchen scale to measure 5 ml of liquid.

Anonymous Thu Mar 10 17:40:36 2022 No.17537968

>>17537070
He leans forward and tucks his legs under him, it's pretty blatantly planned if not staged (considering that most tables don't just neatly collapse under the weight of an average human, even if they do jump directly on one - they make tables that DO collapse easily specifically for scenes like this in movies, and this is probably one such table)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 19:27:44 2022 No.17538352 >>17537626 Anon some hussie would rape him the moment they sense his ring is off

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 19:28:34 2022 No.17538358 >>17537968 Hmmm the table did break really easy like its from the WWE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 19:34:54 2022 No.17538391 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, 1644615346551.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 19:48:30 2022 No.17538454 >>17531971 What's the second thing he puts in?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 19:55:43 2022 No.17538487 File: 89 KB, 600x672, 1620615283887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536908

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 19:57:35 2022 No.17538494 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 1623179605528.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536246

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 20:02:01 2022 No.17538507 >>17538487 pet owners are some disgusting mfers. people who let furry animals in to their home should be examined for mental illness

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 20:07:43 2022 No.17538517 >>17531920 Do people unironically believe that she "burns it off"? She just purges after the video.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 20:11:49 2022 No.17538527 >>17538454 vegetable broth

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 20:21:11 2022 No.17538559 >>17538527 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 20:22:26 2022 No.17538561 >>17538391 there is nothing to fucking eat

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 20:47:15 2022 No.17538652 >>17532244 Lurk MORE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 20:54:13 2022 No.17538696 >>17538561 3 michelin stats btw just goes to show you how much of a fucking joke those stars are

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 20:54:44 2022 No.17538697 >>17538696 stars* not stats

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 21:14:30 2022 No.17538755 >>17538507 cat owners*

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 21:22:19 2022 No.17538778 >>17531884 imagine the burrito is your cock

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 21:25:42 2022 No.17538790 >>17531920 Gotta say that I've seen cheese fries that I wasn't excited to eat before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 21:27:05 2022 No.17538794 >>17538778 owie

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 21:29:17 2022 No.17538806 >>17538790 *never seen

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 21:36:38 2022 No.17538836 >>17531935 >>17531944 I KNOW there's more of these. Does anyone have them?? I think they're so fucking funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 22:04:08 2022 No.17538928 >>17536173 why did they do that

Anonymous Thu Mar 10 22:05:11 2022 No.17538933

>>17532952
>It says "grownup points" in the beginning, the video is clearly marketed at students with little money and little cooking experience
Even as a poor student this looks horrible.
Why not show students with little cooking experience something nice and easy as starting experience to grow from and not just vegetables and baloney chunks boiled with fucking vegetable stock cubes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 22:12:42 2022 No.17538968 >>17536873 >american bait or retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 22:15:48 2022 No.17538979 >>17533876 alright I finally fuckin laughed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 22:16:58 2022 No.17538985 >>17538836 I've seen them dozens of times but i still can't figure out what the fuck it is

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 22:21:03 2022 No.17539001 File: 2.92 MB, 1280x720, 1585047451593.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17531884

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 22:21:29 2022 No.17539005 >>17538755 Pet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 23:02:39 2022 No.17539125 >>17538487 clean it up janny >>17538517 she's been doing this for years her teeth would be fucked if she puked

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 23:26:51 2022 No.17539184 >>17531901 Wont she be leaking shit for a while after doing that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 00:09:17 2022 No.17539307 >>17538507 nah it's just shit owners, specially cat owners lot of people who've never had a cat before treat it like their little "precious-wecious" and act surprised that setting no boundaries results in shit like those pics.

Anonymous Fri Mar 11 00:10:34 2022 No.17539312

>>17538561
you dont get fine dining
high end restaurants are about an """experience""" that you can brag about in the office or over social media.
its all just big dick contests between richfags.
michelin stars are just part of the scam to convince people to go to a place to pay for this retarded shit

Anonymous Fri Mar 11 00:12:23 2022 No.17539321

>>17539184
You get butter jitters. much like coffee jitters, but not as rough and anxious. This is a real thing, and anyone who outright denies this has never eaten a whole stick themselves. Maybe jitters isn’t the right word for it, but you do get very energetic near the end of the stick—the opposite of a food coma. I’ve eaten a whole stick of butter before (and nearly a whole stick several times for a snack), and you get nauseous at the end because it’s wayyy too much fat, but then for the next few hours you just become extremely hyperactive because your body recognizes the surplus of calories. I got a little warmer (probably my body trying to burn it off) and VERY physically active. This is, of course, assuming you ate PURE butter on an empty stomach and are healthy (no metabolic syndrome or leaky gut).
There is little poop from butter alone. As mentioned below, it closes your pyloric valve, which leads to your poop chute. You don’t get constipation nor diarrhea (unless you’re lactose intolerant) since it’s all readily usable calories. Indigestion MIGHT happen, especially if you’re not used to so much fat. I’ve never had that problem, though. Heartburn is caused by a dysfunctional pyloric valve that occurs when you have too many easily fermenting foods stuck in your gut, like simple carbohydrates (grains and fruits). Butter does not cause this problem. Nor will your arteries clog—the fat that you eat does not actually translate into the fat in your veins; it’s just not that simple. Since butter is mostly saturated fat, it is also stable, which will cause little inflammation and oxidization in your body, so your arteries won’t constrict nor will you age faster, either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 01:42:46 2022 No.17539516 >>17539321 Kek 4chan autism at its best

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 02:05:11 2022 No.17539568 >>17531942 what the fuck is with all the matgeek posting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 02:10:07 2022 No.17539576 >>17533703 You don't bake with feeling lmao you bake with measurements

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 02:11:42 2022 No.17539583 >>17532691 >>17532717 big problem it's just going to taste fucking watery because he ladles in some of the water too. like buddy it isn't a sauce, it's water. it's starchy water. why would you ever want to water down your FOOD.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 02:12:48 2022 No.17539586 >>17532019 Where's the cream?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 02:21:31 2022 No.17539593 >>17533708 Hey man don't knock degreasing pizza. It worked for Ulillillia

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 02:26:54 2022 No.17539601 >>17539568 Problem?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 02:28:43 2022 No.17539603 >>17536173 did they kill him after this? jesus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 02:33:13 2022 No.17539611 >>17536959 put a smile on my face

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 02:33:40 2022 No.17539614 >>17533744 order on the left, chaos on the right

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 02:55:37 2022 No.17539648 >>17531884 Braaaaaap

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 03:45:25 2022 No.17539764 >>17539586 Pls tell me this is bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 03:46:14 2022 No.17539767 >>17538507 You mean white women, you retard.

Anonymous Fri Mar 11 05:22:48 2022 No.17540009

>>17539321
>You get butter jitters. much like coffee jitters, but not as rough and anxious. This is a real thing, and anyone who outright denies this has never eaten a whole stick themselves. Maybe jitters isn’t the right word for it, but you do get very energetic near the end of the stick—the opposite of a food coma. I’ve eaten a whole stick of butter before (and nearly a whole stick several times for a snack), and you get nauseous at the end because it’s wayyy too much fat, but then for the next few hours you just become extremely hyperactive because your body recognizes the surplus of calories. I got a little warmer (probably my body trying to burn it off) and VERY physically active. This is, of course, assuming you ate PURE butter on an empty stomach and are healthy (no metabolic syndrome or leaky gut).
>There is little poop from butter alone. As mentioned below, it closes your pyloric valve, which leads to your poop chute. You don’t get constipation nor diarrhea (unless you’re lactose intolerant) since it’s all readily usable calories. Indigestion MIGHT happen, especially if you’re not used to so much fat. I’ve never had that problem, though. Heartburn is caused by a dysfunctional pyloric valve that occurs when you have too many easily fermenting foods stuck in your gut, like simple carbohydrates (grains and fruits). Butter does not cause this problem. Nor will your arteries clog—the fat that you eat does not actually translate into the fat in your veins; it’s just not that simple. Since butter is mostly saturated fat, it is also stable, which will cause little inflammation and oxidization in your body, so your arteries won’t constrict nor will you age faster, either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 05:56:24 2022 No.17540058 >>17534998 What are they saying and who is this fella

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 06:01:48 2022 No.17540068 File: 2.77 MB, 1280x720, knife skills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17537083 She wouldn't need the glove if someone would take two minutes to teach her how to use a damn knife. My seven-year-old niece can chop an onion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 06:16:22 2022 No.17540098 >>17536308 well she is black, so I doubt it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 07:14:41 2022 No.17540193 >>17539583 Ever heard of soups?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 07:22:09 2022 No.17540210 >>17538391 desu that must be pretty satisfying, to aggressively smack random food in front of people's dumb faces like a Jackson Pollock painting and have them shell out hundreds of dollars for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 07:24:04 2022 No.17540215 >>17539583 It's not just water, it's broth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 07:25:56 2022 No.17540225 >>17536613 >adds an entire jar of spices

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 07:26:03 2022 No.17540227 File: 1.61 MB, 720x404, beer tank.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17540193 That doesn't mean all food should be watery, though, retard. I like soup but I don't want a hamburger soaked in water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 13:09:02 2022 No.17541268 >>17535377 >thinking butter makes you fat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 15:08:51 2022 No.17541681 >>17531935 I fucking hate hate hate elotes so much goddammit I know thats not EXACTLY how its usually served but I fucking hate the sloppa, it ruined Valentina hot sauce for me it makes me instantly gag now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 15:24:27 2022 No.17541724 >>17541681 I have a beard so it makes it look like someone just came on my face

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