/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17546445]

>n-no, not like that!
not my problem

[Anonymous No.17546453]

>>17546445
>n-no, not like that!
not my problem

[Anonymous No.17546462]

>>17546445
Do chinks really give you shit for this? why what is it for then?

[Anonymous No.17546470]

>>17546453
No actual Texan gets upset when you put beans in your chili. We just don't put beans in our chili.
Some retard transplant from California (or, godforbid, Arizona) heard about that and suddenly decided he needed to be as fucking obnoxious and petty about it as he could because he knows nothing else in life beyond getting angry and insulting other people.

[Anonymous No.17546489]

>>17546462
Nobody actually publicly spergs out about it in nipponland, but you're supposed to dip it on the fish side for a light coating because the rice absorbs too much soy sauce and changes the flavour balance.

[Anonymous No.17546493]

>>17546489
You don't even dip it. If it's done correctly, they brush over the fish some soy sauce. You shouldn't do anything other than eat.

[Anonymous No.17546498]

>>17546470
This. I'm Texan and I do it both ways, but both are just different forms of chili. Both are good for different reasons.

[Anonymous No.17546501]

>>17546470
>We just don't put beans in our chili

Yeah we here in Italy don't either

[Anonymous No.17546506]

>>17546489
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

[Anonymous No.17546514]

>>17546498
Yeah, for sure. If someone says "chili" I don't immediately assume it has beans, but if it does, I don't throw the bowl back at him and pout about it. It's still chili, with beans.
>>17546501
Benissimo.

[Anonymous No.17546522]

>>17546493
Dipping the rice is taboo, you are only supposed to dip a small portion of the fish side into the soy sauce. This is from the same school of thought that has you bite into some disgusting piece of pink pickled ginger between each piece of nigiri

[Anonymous No.17546536]

>>17546522
I will say that wasabi on the side is honestly the better fashion than traditional sushi with the wasabi already on it. Sometimes I don't want wasabi on every single piece.

[Anonymous No.17546541]

>>17546522
Don't forget the custom to eat it in one bite.

[Anonymous No.17546548]

>>17546541
that's a custom? i barely ever have sushi but i two-bite nigiri.
>>17546536
I do a thing i read about online and mix wasabi with soy so i don't bother avoiding it.

[Anonymous No.17546560]

>>17546548
You swallow it whole or they give you mean looks.

[Anonymous No.17546565]

>>17546470
Pretty much. I would say that chili with beans isn't real chili but it's still good and I'm not going to sperg out about it unless it's a type of bean I don't like.

[Anonymous No.17546572]

>>17546560
i get that could preserve the way that the fish and rice are cut but i just find that shit unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.17546603]

>>17546445
>FREE HUNDRED DORRA (PRUS TIP)

[Anonymous No.17546627]

>>17546560
Nobody gives you mean looks. In wacky-wahoo-nip-nong land, the phrase "the customer is always right" is gospel to the point where people say "the customer is a god". They will politely grin and bear through your most obnoxious antics and then anonymously shitpost about you on 2ch the next morning at 3AM.

[Anonymous No.17546634]

>>17546489
I don't think it's just a nitpick. Unless you have a much lower sensitivity to salt than the average person, dipping rice-side-down will result in something almost inedibly salty.

[Anonymous No.17546636]

>>17546565
Garbanzo beans for me. They just never end up tender no matter what you do.

[Anonymous No.17546639]

>>17546636
Yeah you basically have to just make them into hummus or falafels for me to eat them.

[Anonymous No.17546644]

>>17546627
>t. has never been to a non 100 yen/plate sushi restaurant
If you go to any non-chain restaurant the sushi chef will most definitely sperg the fuck out if you ask him to do something he disagrees with

[Anonymous No.17546657]

>>17546644
fancy japanese chefs in the west are a different breed of self-important autism

[Anonymous No.17546662]

>>17546657
Nah I’m talking about in nip-land.
One place I used to frequent I got into an argument with the chef when I was drunk and he refused to make me 炙りサーモン because he said it would ruin it

[Anonymous No.17546669]

>>17546470
that's weird, i'm from texas and i put beans in my chili
not even a transplant, my family's been living here since the 1800s

[Anonymous No.17546671]

>>17546445
if you like your sushi to absorb a lot of soy sauce

[Anonymous No.17546678]

>>17546669
That's fine. The difference is whether or not you get irrationally upset about it when people don't make things you way.
I think that's the thing about chili. Everyone has their own recipe.

[Anonymous No.17546681]

>>17546662
>サーモン
Nice try, weeb boy, but a mere IME does not make you an expert on sushi.

[Anonymous No.17546686]

>>17546681
Where did I claim to be an expert on sushi? Do you have autism?

[Anonymous No.17546712]

>>17546686
>Do you have autism?
You don't? I was making fun of your choice of term.

[Anonymous No.17546900]

>>17546522
pickled ginger is great

[Anonymous No.17546958]

>>17546493
I prefer to put it in a deep dish and let it be fully submerged for three or four seconds. Just quick enough it doesn't fall apart.

[Anonymous No.17547060]

>>17546958
yes, 4 seconds, i also submerge mine upside down soo the salmon can carry more shoyu due its shape,
theres nothing more japanese than not care

[Anonymous No.17547080]

>>17546662
>"I'm going to purposefully not write in english to flex and seem cultured!"

[Anonymous No.17547083]

>>17547080
Seething EOP

[Anonymous No.17547091]

>>17547060
>playing with your sushi
Disgusting office loli. Next you'll be mixing the milt with the roe.

[Anonymous No.17547096]

>>17547083
not that anon but you can use hepburn/romaji. no one will think you haven't experienced life in japan if you do so

[Anonymous No.17547111]

>>17546462
No, no one gives a shit. I guess technically you're supposed to dip the fish but it doesn't matter and no one cares. Some western Japanophile weeb faggot heard about it and sperged

[Anonymous No.17547115]

>>17546445
>not eating sushi with your fingers
ngmi

[Anonymous No.17547139]

>>17547115
my brother uses a fork.

[Anonymous No.17547150]

>>17547096
>you can use hepburn/romaji.
No, I don’t think I will

[Anonymous No.17547156]

>>17547150
>oh no, he's a frogfag too.
i was in your corner for the most part till now

[Anonymous No.17547165]

>>17546470
>at the gas station
>go in to buy a coke since I'm thirsty
>15 of regular and the coke, keep the change
>just topping her off, anyways
>some retards are out taking a real long look at my truck
>"Is there a problem?"
>nervous shifty looks between the married couple
>wife shouts "HE'S GOT A GUN! THIS GUY'S GOT A GUN IN HIS BACK SEAT!"
>crickets
>You don't?
>arizona liscence plates
It's a sign of the times when you're living in a /pol/-tier greentext.

[Anonymous No.17547174]

>>17547165
>>15 of regular and the coke, keep the change
>>just topping her off, anyways
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.17547176]

>>17546462
Sushi is Gook food. Bugs are Chink food. If you're going to be racist at least don't be an ignorant faggot.

[Anonymous No.17547183]

>>17546470
This sounds believable but I’d just like to mention that even the worst of the no beans brigade can’t touch the average br*t’s autism about their trash breakfasts.

>>17547139
Based.

[Anonymous No.17547192]

>>17547174
I'm assuming he bought a drink at the gas station and told the guy to put some of the money on the pump so he could top off his tank.

[Anonymous No.17547196]

>>17547174
Imagine being this this retarded.

[Anonymous No.17547197]

>>17547174
so in america, tipping is a custom in which you help pay a person's minimum wage instead of their actual employer when you purchase goods or services. The term, 'topping her off' is a reference to giving them at least 30% of the total bill to supplement their income.

[Anonymous No.17547212]

>>17546470
nobody asked what faggot Texans think

[Anonymous No.17547217]

>>17547212
>faggot Texans
That's an awfully weird way to spell "Californian".

[Anonymous No.17547218]

>>17546445
>not my problem
Remember that next time YOU bitch about people's preferences.

[Anonymous No.17547267]

>>17546470
Lick my ass
>.t nobeans shitposter
pic rel cold on ritz crackers is nice

[Anonymous No.17547287]

>>17547156
oh no :( someone posted a frog on an anonymous cooking board

[Anonymous No.17547300]

>>17547217
same thing anymore friend

[Anonymous No.17547573]

>>17546445
Do you know WHY you're not supposed to do it that way? You're never getting that rice ball out of that soy sauce without a fucking spoon. The soy sauce will dissolve the sugared vinegar that is holding that rice ball together.

[Anonymous No.17547576]

>>17546445
gross

[Anonymous No.17547683]

>>17546445
japs actually do this though.
there's a difference between what's considered good table etiquette versus what people actually do, just like in the West.
t.lived in Japan for 12 years and lived next door to Sushi-ro, went there fukken 3 times a week

[Anonymous No.17547689]

>>17547165
Weird Arizona comment to say that we don't appreciate guns enough. Kind of the opposite of every other comment about guns I've heard directed towards AZ.

[Karen Baxtor No.17547810]

>he doesn't know the secret of restaurant peppermints

[Anonymous No.17547843]

>>17546470
Chili with beans is like a stew that you eat a bowl of with a spoon
Chili without beans is a sauce that goes on hot dog
Simple as

[Anonymous No.17547859]

>>17547176
>Sushi is Gook food.
sushi is jap food you mong
gook = korean

[Anonymous No.17548007]

>>17546470
in stark contrast to you, who wouldn't dream of getting angry and insulting other people, right?

[Anonymous No.17548053]

>>17546453
Extremely based
>>17546445
Extremely cringe
>>17547115
Based

[Anonymous No.17548056]

>>17546506
>authentic chinese noodles
you mean the red beef grease? fuck off chink

[Anonymous No.17548059]

>>17546506
It's really not, sushi is fast food. There's plenty of noodle dishes and fried dishes and other stuff. Japanese food in general is pretty brown, like British food.

[Anonymous No.17548061]

>>17546662
Eh, chefs in general have to be careful. Customers don't think "I ordered it special" when they write reviews. So if someone asks for something shitty sometimes they gotta say no.

[Anonymous No.17548068]

>>17546470
Correct. Chili with beans is just chili with beans. It's not just chili; it's chili that you've added something to. Chili with beans is fine, but it's not just chili.

[Anonymous No.17548690]

>>17548056
>replying to pasta
>tells others to fuck off

[Anonymous No.17549549]

>>17547217
rent free

[Anonymous No.17549579]

>>17546462
japanese people do not remotely fucking care about all the sushi etiquette autism that weeaboo niggers in america will get mad at you for.

[Anonymous No.17549588]

>>17549549
Oh, no. They pay tons of rent.

[Anonymous No.17549605]

>>17549588
Rent free

[Anonymous No.17549688]

>>17546662
Right. This definitely happened.

[Anonymous No.17549761]

>>17546669
>not even a transplant
>1800s
whatever you say bro

[Anonymous No.17549793]

>>17546501
spaghetti sauce and chili are significantly different

[Anonymous No.17549803]

>>17546669
>1800s
yeah, 1866, carpetbaggers.

[Anonymous No.17549861]

>>17549793
Yes one has beans

[Anonymous No.17549948]

>>17546445
If I were loaded I would go to the best sushi joints in tokio and just proceed to place a bottle of ranch on the table and just splash each nibble of sushi with it while looking the "sushi cjef" right in the eye

[Anonymous No.17550088]

>>17548059
>sushi is fast food
why do they have to train for 15 years to become a sushi master then? even the most fanciest burger joints don't require that

[Anonymous No.17550125]

>>17547176
Gook is Korean, nip is Japanese.

[Anonymous No.17550144]

>>17546506
Idiot the post.

[Anonymous No.17550785]

>>17550088
>why do they have to train for 15 years to become a sushi master then?
Genetic autism.

[Anonymous No.17550806]

>>17547115
based

[Anonymous No.17551602]

test

[Anonymous No.17551662]

>>17547573
not my problem
*eats a salty slurry mess of rice and raw fish*

[Anonymous No.17551762]

>>17547573
>implying you let it sit long enough for that to become the case
dumbass, ill eat it all the wrong ways just to spite you now. on top of that ill get the shit pre-made from a gas station.

[Anonymous No.17551796]

>>17550088
>why do they have to train for 15 years to become a sushi master then? even the most fanciest burger joints don't require that
They don't. Just because a single place have a tradition of doing that doesn't make it the norm.

[Anonymous No.17551831]

>>17546662
>サーモン

[Anonymous No.17552010]

>>17546501
>>17549793
in Cincinnati they put chili on the spaghetti

[Anonymous No.17552168]

>>17547683
not as long but want to vouch this comment. my coworker, a 45 year old man, also holds his chopsticks slightly incorrectly.

Working people are gonna be working people, and they consider that shit esoteric.

[Anonymous No.17552196]

>>17546462
living in japan for a year, japs do the same shit. dip their sushi in soy sauce and even mix wasabi and soysauce together.
all that shit about "proper sushi eating" etiquette is just made up by dumb american weebs.

[Anonymous No.17552213]

>>17546493
Very insightful. Care to add more, fren?

[Anonymous No.17552225]

>>17546445
If you want a mouthful of salty sauce you could just suck me off, big guy.

[Anonymous No.17552228]

>>17546470
Probably stems from faggy Chicago transplants who can't bitch about ketchup on hotdogs anymore.

[Anonymous No.17552246]

>>17547683
I am surprised that you used the derogatory term "JAP" despite having lived there for 12 years.

[Anonymous No.17552249]

>>17552196
its not strictly made up, i mean every field has its jargon, this is like the culinary version. it's mostly weebs who look it up and misinterpret whats essentially the niche equivalent of wine tasting etiquette with basic table manners.

There are some weirder table manners though, like eating every grain of rice, leaving none behind. This is pretty widely practiced in my experience. also interpersonal relations while drinking or eating with coworkers(superiors) or old people, that can get very hard to follow if you aren't familiar with it.

[Anonymous No.17552253]

>>17552246
>thinks you have to be a politically correct uptight faggot walking on eggshells to be a worldly person
Literally the complete opposite

[Anonymous No.17552258]

>>17552246
not him but they don't even really register jap as an insult. I get asked all the time about "yellow monkey", as if its a thing anyone might have said in the past 3 decades.

[Anonymous No.17552615]

>>17552246
after living there a long time it becomes a love-hate relationship.
fucking love the place but man living there drives you up the walls sometimes

[Anonymous No.17552629]

>>17546453
god damn that looks fantastic

[Anonymous No.17552651]

>>17546445
And here I thought it was because the chopsticks are in the sauce

I can't remember where I heard that was a sign you are clumsy

[Anonymous No.17552655]

>>17546453
I lived in Houston for a decade and never heard anyone give a single fuck about beans in chili. Literal food hoax.

[Anonymous No.17552661]

>>17547197
the dude's topping off his gas tank, downie

[Anonymous No.17552675]

I've been dating a gal with aspergers for a while now, she's great. However, she doesn't really know how to cook beyond mac and cheese and walking from her dorm down to Little Caesars.

What's a good meal to have her cook with me?

[Anonymous No.17552794]

>>17552228
but do you put mayo on your hotdog buns?