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>makes your heart explode
>makes your brain eat itself
>makes tumors grow in your asshole
>farts so hard that it melts the polar icecaps
>tastemogged by every other protein source
>nutritionmogged by every other protein source
this guy sucks and im tired of pretending he doesnt

>> No.17620373

It's the burps

>> No.17620405 [DELETED] 

OP confirmed for a little bitch with a little dick jealous of beef's hanging balls and heavy dick. Real sad.

>> No.17620424

>>17620367
Beef consumption has no effect on colorectal cancer as demonstrated by multiple clinical trials

>> No.17620579
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17620579

>>17620367
You can also get HPV from a rare steak

>> No.17620581

>>17620367
You had me at making my heart explode.

>> No.17620585

fuck off AOC

>> No.17620617

>>17620424
Soy has been shown to reduce colon cancer.

>> No.17620661

nice balls

>> No.17620707

>>17620367
white bxll chads just keep winning

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>>17620367
damn son

>> No.17620828

>>17620367

facts

>> No.17620855

>>17620579
You aren't supposed to fuck the steak.

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>>17620855
Why not?

>> No.17621009

>>17620870
Because it's not roast beef.

>> No.17621048

>>17620367
I don't give a fucking shit i'm going to eat as many of these cunts as I can before I leave Earth and there isn't a fucking GODDAMN thing you can DO to STOP ME

>> No.17621056

>>17620367
good try but you didn't quite get this board's tone right. you can't just add a joker meme to blatant WEF propaganda and expect to fit in. I don't know what your assignment is, deadlines etc, but I'd recommend you lurk moar

>> No.17621069

Anybody claiming cow is not the best source of meat better square up with what is.
What do you prefer? Dry landbirds? Underwater insects? Dirty landhogs?
Beef mogs them all

>> No.17621078

>>17621069
they prefer that you eat bread, lentils and the occasional beyond meat burger, as a treat

it has nothing to do with their own preferences, they just think you aren't entitled to enjoy your time on earth and you need to stop ruining their planet

>> No.17621099

>>17620579
I know a guy who got hiv from beef after a bugged closet case came 2 weeks' worth of radioactive cum all over an 8oz prime rib an crammed it in the former guy's cut up asshole.
Haven't touched beef since.

>> No.17622192

>>17621099
Huh?

>> No.17622197

>>17620367
We all know you enjoy yoir bully sticks yoi filthy dog.

>> No.17622356

>>17620367
dude don't talk shit, this nigga turns inedible shit like grass and twigs and shit into super high quality food. Not only that but it's shit is high quality plant food, its skin makes nice clothing, and it literally has a built in ice cream factory.

Cattle are incredible and I'm tired of pretending they aren't.

>> No.17622407

>>17621099
many such cases

>> No.17622434

>>17620367
>mogged
Go back.

>> No.17622665

>>17620367
Can we rangeban vegans at this point

>> No.17622686

>>17620367
That's no way to talk about your mom, OP.

>> No.17622709

>>17620367
>>makes your heart explode
No it doesn't
>>makes your brain eat itself
Vegan lies
>>makes tumors grow in your asshole
No
>>farts so hard that it melts the polar icecaps
Meme spread by libtards
>>tastemogged by every other protein source
You must have dulled tastebuds, buddy
>>nutritionmogged by every other protein source
Absolutely retarded. Beef liver is the most nutrient dense food on this planet.

Try harder to bait next time.

>> No.17623052

>makes your brain eat itself
OHHH NOOO LE HECKIN PRIONS? LE HECKIN PRIONERINOS! LE HECKIN ANGY COWS!!! WATCH OUT FOR PRIONS GOOD SIRS!!! UPVOTE AND REDDIT GOLD!!!!!!!!!!! XD

>> No.17623053

>>17620367
source: vegan circlejerk fud

>> No.17623076

>>17622665
not a vegan, an indian

>> No.17623104

>>17623076
show bobs and vagene

>> No.17623108

>>17623052
Are you having an attack?

>> No.17623113

Tastes good to me

>> No.17623115

>>17620617
ill DIE of colon cancer before you turn me into a cute, fuckable liberal femboy