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Anonymous Wed Mar 30 17:54:52 2022 No.17627898 [Reply] [Original]

The wife always knows best: she made this little number for our Breaking Bad marathon.

What would you rate it from 1 to 10?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 17:57:32 2022 No.17627906 >>17627898 does she like to nibble your salty nuts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:01:10 2022 No.17627916 I guarantee this chick's fat as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:03:03 2022 No.17627925 >>17627898 mustard would be nice, but as long as you guys have some beer or mineral water, solid 6.5/10 personally would replace chips with bread, peanuts are great but something less boofable like pistachios or smoked almonds would be better

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:08:02 2022 No.17627944 >>17627898 how much do you and your wife weight?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:09:34 2022 No.17627954 Looks breddy fucking lazy to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:16:44 2022 No.17627967 >>17627898 You've done good, brother

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:17:58 2022 No.17627969 >>17627898 what a shitty wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:19:43 2022 No.17627977 >>17627898 >cheese with nothing to put it on >straight up raw pickles >nuts AND chips Literally the most retarded combination you could have made.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:23:48 2022 No.17627984 if there's beer/vodka, looks good if not eeehhh...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:25:13 2022 No.17627990 Why are all women unable to cut things properly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:39:21 2022 No.17628029 all it needs is a nice frosty lager. 8/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:40:04 2022 No.17628033 >>17627898 Like a 3/10, but I'd appreciate it as if it had been a 7/10 if it had been made by my wife. What are you supposed to put the cheese on? The chips? Seems weird. Also do you just fish out the big pickles from the juice jar with your hands?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:41:34 2022 No.17628035 >>17627898 This image is 2 days worth of your sodium intake. Op and his wife eat this as a snack while being immobile for hours at a time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:41:42 2022 No.17628036 >>17627898 Wouldn't even last two episodes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:42:06 2022 No.17628040 >>17628035 >salt makes you fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:49:29 2022 No.17628062 >>17627898 >made you mean bought

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:52:57 2022 No.17628076 >>17627898 Not OP, but frankly I prefer eating the different parts of a cheese board separate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:58:46 2022 No.17628102 File: 20 KB, 640x480, B0352908-EAFE-4955-A615-0B821C3421C5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17627898 Needs some cold cuts and some bread. Also get a cheese slicer. I don't know if it's magic but cheese sliced thinly makes it taste better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 19:18:01 2022 No.17628182 >>17627977 >straight up raw pickles do you cook your pickles?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 19:21:00 2022 No.17628196 constipation

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 19:22:27 2022 No.17628200 File: 82 KB, 712x687, DFCE525A-E85E-4EF0-8152-DC79C2A34CD8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17627898 I want to smell her braps after that cheese and pickles. Post her panties

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 19:26:54 2022 No.17628215 >>17628200 I tried but it hit the image size file limit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 19:27:29 2022 No.17628217 File: 3.00 MB, 640x532, 910FADA5-CC55-48F9-A46A-AD43E66F026F.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17628215 THAT big? Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 22:57:55 2022 No.17628970 Bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 22:59:43 2022 No.17628977 >>17627990 Weak hands so cant grip a knife properly

Anonymous Wed Mar 30 23:26:46 2022 No.17629068

>>17627898
Cheese selection looks halfway decent. I would have probably cut the hard cheese into smaller pieces and left the soft cheese uncut and provided a cheese knife and also some more variety in cheese. Looks like just brie blue cheese and idk swiss?
I would ditch the peanuts. They are disgusting. Instead I would provide a variety of cured meats. A selection of nice sturdy crackers instead of potato chips.
Pickles are fine, but the pickles should either be really small or pre sliced, and provide maybe some small pickled pearl onions, olives, and pickled peppers as well, Other palate cleaners would include fruit like grapes, apples, pears, maybe strawberries/raspberries/blackberries, whatever I think is the most appropriate for the cheeses/meats chosen.

Wine to drink. I'm not much of a drinker, but idk, it just feels like it should be wine to drink.

If you MUST have nuts then walnuts, pistachios, or pecans. ANYTHING but fucking peanuts.

Out of 10? A solid 3.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 06:23:26 2022 No.17630252 >>17627898 >breaking bad Youre fucking gay, that show is unbearably boring and trash. Get necked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 06:24:46 2022 No.17630255 >>17628040 >heavy salt, plus cholesterol plus sugar and carbs make you fat Yes, you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 06:30:57 2022 No.17630269 >>17627898 Where are the crispy triangle cuts of panroasted ryebread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 06:52:39 2022 No.17630312 >>17627898 You and your wife wouldn't happen to be mice? 0/10 for me but if I were a mouse, 10/10.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 07:56:37 2022 No.17630406 >>17630255 >breathing, plus cholesterol plus sugar and carbs make you fat Imagine revealing your own ignorance with a smug post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 08:05:48 2022 No.17630428 guten Appetit mein Kerl

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 09:32:52 2022 No.17630611 >>17627898 I really like eating a few peanuts (or better, cashews) and a bit of pickle at the same time your teeth pulverize the peanuts and mix the oil with the salt and acid, it synthesizes an intense flavor

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 14:29:01 2022 No.17631658 >>17628040 >>implying being overweight is the only issue here Try taking care of your body anon, eating poorly doesnt help your organs to function properly. High sodium diets are linked to high blood pressure and heart attacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 19:13:35 2022 No.17633012 >>17627898 >Marathon Would last me all of one episode. Good job though

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 19:23:00 2022 No.17633046 >>17627898 >she made this Make? What did she make? She just put premade shit on a tray kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 19:41:43 2022 No.17633111 >>17628035 Unsalted chips and nuts exist. Throw the pickles in the trash. Cheese is my weakness. >t. anon on a sodium restricted diet

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 19:47:13 2022 No.17633132 >>17627898 >she made She didn't make a single thing there. She arranged some snacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 19:48:26 2022 No.17633137 >>17627898 I don't think it is enough. For starters you have no dip for your chips.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 19:49:25 2022 No.17633141 >>17627898 What a weak fucking spread, OP. You get a 1 out of 10, and I'm only being that generous because you made an attempt to plate everything up nicely on a tray.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 21:44:46 2022 No.17633673 >>17633141 Care to point out what's so wrong with it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 21:49:26 2022 No.17633687 File: 652 KB, 881x758, 1644049498778.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17627898 where's the bucket of Los Pollos?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 02:14:31 2022 No.17634458 >>17627898 Like all wifeposters you suck and are retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 05:16:09 2022 No.17634942 >>17633673 not him, but nothing there really goes together It's like an alien made hor dourves on description alone

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 05:28:58 2022 No.17634973 >>17627898 poste die Füße deiner Frau <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e9d526e8_frodo.png">

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 05:35:04 2022 No.17634992 >>17627898 Where the fuck is the charcuterie?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 06:27:16 2022 No.17635111 >marathon you mean one episode?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 07:58:18 2022 No.17635360 >>17627916 Nah she looks like the kind of chick who is a stable chub, but not fat because she eats mostly real food and just doesn't exercise. T. Me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 08:19:09 2022 No.17635408 File: 176 KB, 1024x976, 1648815549170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17635360 >OP thinking some land whale is a "stable chub"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 10:47:24 2022 No.17635840 >>17635408 Define land whale

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 10:51:27 2022 No.17635848 >>17627898 I would rate it plebbit --->rope around neck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 10:54:24 2022 No.17635855 >>17627925 "Boofing" is stick stuff up your ass.

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