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Ipa sisters... we got too cocky

>> No.17645553

The alcohol in beer leads to man boobs.

>> No.17645569
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>>17645545
But I was told if I did manly things like drink beer and coffee reserved only for the most MANLY men like me, it would serve to confirm my birth sex as a MAN (there are only two genders), why would western civilization do this? Is this what jordan peterson meant by cultural marxism? How do I make sure I'm not overwhelmed with an urge to wear frilly panties and submit to the BBC, bros?

>> No.17645575

Link?

>> No.17645576

>>17645545
>Lol I make image
You’re a retard. And so is anyone who thinks writing words on an image means something.

>> No.17645580

>>17645576
>>17645575
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/ipa-beer-hops-weight-gain-b1776219.html

>> No.17645609

Article written by a woman and she suggests green smothies as a replacement

>> No.17645623

Isn't all all beer?

>> No.17645867

>>17645545
Who cares? A little extra breast tissue doesn't make you less of a man. The obsession over gender is ridiculous

>> No.17645871

>>17645545
Finally, a tastier version of HRT
brb buying a 12 pack

>> No.17645873

>>17645545
>>17645867
This has been know for years. It’s not just man boobs you should worry about. It increases your chances of developing prostate cancer and heart disease

>> No.17645990

growing your own boobs is the only way most of you will ever touch them.

>> No.17646000

Isn’t that all alcohol though?

>> No.17646110

I got hired because all the other applicants said they drank IPAs, while i said lager
IPAs are for femboys who like getting fucked in the ass

>> No.17646112

Which beer is linked to woman boobs

>> No.17646121

>>17645569
lost

>> No.17646140

>drinking beer
Ngmi

>> No.17646143

>>17645553
The hops from the beer grows the boobs.

>> No.17647869

>>17645609
Um... I don't know about that...

>> No.17648238

>>/ck/thread/S9714453#p9723732
>>/ck/thread/S9787328#p9787586
>>/ck/thread/S11528037#p11536909
>>/ck/thread/S12785155#p12788610
>>/ck/thread/S15006798#p15012037

I warned you all multiple times. I was mocked every time.

Now is the time to apologize to me and say, "you were right, I was wrong."

>> No.17648459

>>17645545
Beer is shit tier anyway, just stick with wines and spirits like most of civilization in recorded history did.

>> No.17648476
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Why were you drinking the beer anon? Was it a side effect you subconsciously wanted?

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>>17648476

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>>17648476
Troons ruined mental health care for everyone by being profitable faggots.

>> No.17648505

>>17648476
This is pretty good, but it's weighted too heavily towards standard nerd traits, you realize pretty quickly that it's just bait

>> No.17648981

>>17645580
It's an article summarizing a Vice article summarizing the findings of a 23 year old journal article. Absolute garbage journalism from the Independent as I expected.

>> No.17648988

>>17648505
>it's weighted too heavily towards standard nerd traits
Oh no no no
Post your bingo card anon

>> No.17649007

>>17648459
Cider is the GOAT.

>> No.17649107

>>17645545
I got gyno surgery. Now I exclusively drink IPA’s
Check mate

>> No.17650015

>>17646110
And what job was that? Being a boring bitch?

>> No.17650020

>>17645545
Hops and manboobs linked up
Keep it or sneed it?

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>>17648988
Fine, here.
See? I'm a completely normal guy and I still managed to fill out almost the entire board.

>> No.17650034

>>17646121
The Game

>> No.17650374

>>17645545
Soyboys btfo

>> No.17650390

>>17650034
fuck you

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>>17650034

>> No.17650527

>>17648238
Skitzo

>> No.17650583

>>17650015
>Omg the other applicant only had one gender? Male? That’s so UGH boring. I have four genders and five species as a poly therian otherkin transfeminine gypsy butch.

>> No.17650641

>>17645545
pretty easily explained by IPAs being like 3-500 calories as a pint. It's easy to get man boobs if you drink 3 of them and have now consumed 1500 calories

>> No.17650837

when i drank a lot of beer i definitely had whatever that shit is gyno puffy nip shit
was fucking embarrassing
now im a lean mean whiskey drinking machine

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>>17648238
yeah it's toxic it's literal poison. your brain system getting fucked up is from consuming a liquid poison that wont kill you. It tastes a certain way because it's more poisonous. I would drink a unicorn fart cookie cake appletini if it didn't contain 1,200 calories and had more than one shot in it. The thing about my man tit IPAs is that a 300 calorie 12% ABV trippel is going to get my empty stomach poisoned faster for that taste.

Not sorry. GG WP. JK BG get fukt. OUT FUCKIN SKILLED.
t. drunk while writing this dictated but not read, I did pick the picture though. oh and also shout outs my stupid bitch wife for writing this for me. yes make sure you include the part where I said stupid bitch wife I need to look cool on the internet. I said it because it's funny. Of course you wont find it funny I'm calling you a stupid bitch in it. It's a joke they're gonna lose their minds. You know I love you. Don't include anything past the dumb bitch part they might make fun of me. No not like how I'm making fun of you I'm not making fun of you I'm talking about a hypothetical dumb bitch wife. Well no I'm gonna come back and read the responses later. Because if strangers on the internet are making fun of me when I'm drunk I'm gonna lose street cred. Babe. Come on you know what I mean. I'm trusting you to do this right this time ok. Now make the text green. You know how to do it I showed you the last 4 times.

>> No.17650853

>>17648238
dis nigga literally saving his own threads

>> No.17650874

>>17650847
how do I get a hypothetical wife like that?

>> No.17650898

>>17648988
fuck off groomer

>> No.17650946

>>17645545
Wait how much beer are these people drinking?

>> No.17650950

>>17648981
>actually reading it
You fucking retard just share the headline and doompost about how it's all over.

>> No.17651167

hops are estrogenic, everyone on right wing twitter has known this for years

>> No.17651266

>>17645545
O wow... I'm conflicted on how to feel about this.
Since I'm an MTF gal who likes stouts, it's almost a reason to buy more IPA's. Almost.
They're still the worst kind of beer apart from light beers.

>> No.17651282

>>17645545
>alcohol lowers testosterone and increases estrogen production
I didn't think this was news to anyone desu
>>17648238
Based
>>17646110
Faggot trying to enable other faggots. Kill yourself

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>>17650946
>Wait how much beer are these people drinking?
Well, uh, some days I could drink a couple, and some days I don't drink any.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYfL3nf2c6Y