/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17647447]

>really want a Shamrock Shake
>get anxious when I have to call people I don't know on the phone, don't want to contact the business
>don't want to go there and find out they don't have it and awkwardly leave without getting aything

[Anonymous No.17647450]

It really wasn't that long ago when everyone on this site wasn't a shaking little pussy

[Anonymous No.17647455]

>>17647450
When was that?

[Anonymous No.17647468]

>>17647447
If you download their spyware app, it'll usually tell you whether a product is out or in stock at a particular location. I like to use it for orders because there's a slightly lower chance of them screwing up a custom order.

>>17647455
No clue. I've been here since 2007 and I've always been a snivelling nervous wreck and failure as a human being.

[Anonymous No.17647613]

get the app and they call your number when its ready. order in advance so you can enter and exit like a bank heist

you can find youtube videos that tell you how to download and utilize the app

hth

[Anonymous No.17647618]

>>17647447
install the McDonald's app and check if they've got it.

[Anonymous No.17647761]

Blend some cheap vanilla ice cream with milk, a few drops green food coloring, and a tiny drop of mint extract. Garnish with whipped cream, green sprinkles, and a maraschino cherry.

Now hopefully you’re self-sufficient enough that you won’t be intimidated by placing an order with someone who wants to place your order.

[Anonymous No.17647912]

Got one on friday, that shit was cash

[Anonymous No.17647941]

>>17647447
>go to drive through
>ask for shamrock shake
>if they tell you they don’t have it call them cunts and leave
It’s literally that easy

[Anonymous No.17647951]

Tell me the closest mcds to you bro and ill check

[Anonymous No.17648069]

>>17647447
Check their menu on ubereats

[Anonymous No.17648099]

>>17647941
I asked for mozzarella sticks and they said they didnt have them so i called the cashier a nigger and left
there was a fucking sign that said try the new mozzarella sticks

[Anonymous No.17648130]

>>17647447
Grow a pair and call and ask if they have it or not. Wtf is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.17648142]

come on, anon, the shamrock doesnt hang around all year. the task is difficult but the reward is great. you can do it

[Anonymous No.17648146]

>>17648130
>comes to the website for people with crippling autism
>"Wtf is wrong with you?"

[Anonymous No.17648162]

>>17647447
'DURR IM ANXIOUS WHAT IF THEY RECOGNIZE MY VOICE????"
They don't fucking care. Please pull your head out of your own ass. You don't matter and no one thinks about you. Even when you act like a moron.

[Anonymous No.17648173]

>>17648162
>bro, how is mental illness even real? LMAO just be normal and shit, come on already

[Anonymous No.17648188]

>>17648162
>EYO JAMARCUS, ITS THAT LIL CAKEBOY WHO JUST CALLED AXEIN' BOUT THE SHAKES HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17648421]

>>17648173
I am pretty autistic and could barely function in social situations as an adolescent but brute-forcing your way into interacting with people is legitimately the only way to fix it. I spent years doing it and now none of those old issues bother me. I even made friends, some of whom are just weird enough that I suspect they did the same thing.
A century ago, when nobody could hide behind screens and avoid socializing, do you think the streets were teeming with faggots in tears having panic attacks over buying groceries? They weren't.

[Anonymous No.17648428]

>>17647447
odd thing to be scared of

[Anonymous No.17648527]

>>17647761
Doesn't starbucks have some sort of mint chocolate frappucino? i'm assuming they do and i'm certain it tastes better than fake ice cream served up by illegals and meth addicts at the local mickey d's

[Anonymous No.17648531]

>>17647455
no clue. there was a whole generation of guys that all killed themselves.

[Anonymous No.17648622]

>>17647447
That's OK, anon. We've all been there before. Times are tough these day for sure. You can ask them to make you a small unsalted fry so they have to make a special batch just for you as payback for not having the shamrock shake.

[Anonymous No.17648630]

>>17647447
I just called them. They told me to tell you to get your fat ass off the couch & go for a nice long walk

[Anonymous No.17648644]

>>17648173
if you literally cant call a food restaurant and ask if they have something, or can't bear the possibility of going there and them not having the item you are looking for, how can you possibly function in society? Like at all??? Literally no one cares, they will forget about the moment you leave.

Does mommy just cradle you all day? How do you function as a human being? Stop being a burden to yourself and your parents. Like holy shit how pathetic.

[Anonymous No.17648645]

>>17648622
LIL CAKE BOI WAN A SMALL FRY NO SAL?

PULL INDA PAKIN SPACE FA ME

[Anonymous No.17648682]

>be me
>live near a Based Braums
>can make any shake you want out of any flavor of ice cream they have available
>Mint chocolate chip is always an option because it’s a common ice cream flavor
>can order a mint chocolate shake any time of year
>handmade with real milk and ice cream not from some machine with green goo flavoring
>can also get a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread before I leave so I don’t have to stop anywhere else on my way home
>can casually drive by McDonalds knowing I haven’t been there in over 4 years because there’s no point in going to McDonalds
How do coastfags even live with themselves?

[Anonymous No.17648723]

>>17647447
Jesus christ, you're such a fucking pussy, goddamn. Man the fuck up, retard. Go out and get what you want. Stop acting like a scared little bitch all the time. No wonder you fucking little zoomies cant get anything done.

[Anonymous No.17648755]

>>17647447
simple, know that none of this matters, they dont, they could die in a horrific accident tomorrow, or they could not, embrace the randomness.

[Anonymous No.17649391]

>>17648682
Braum's?
Yeah I'm thinkin' based.

[Anonymous No.17649411]

>>17647447
I like to mentally queue up a backup order so I don't look like a moron
>Oh you don't have the shamrock shake?
>No biggie, I'll get 40 nuggets instead
Take care not to fumble the backup order!
Another play is driving across town to an unfamiliar location, so that you don't ruin your local reputation. Gas costs need to be factored into this though

[Anonymous No.17649422]

>>17649411
How about just leaving if they don't have what you want?
No body is going to pull you over or arrest you for going though a drive thru and not ordering everything, just rather go through the line or if there's nobody behind you just back out and go on with your day
Nobody cares that you're in a drive thru and didn't order

[Anonymous No.17649443]

>>17648130
We live in an age where having 'mental illnesses' is seen as a good thing to celebrate and is omg super quirky xD. Also life is so comfortable that people feel no need to improve themselves. They just exist in their mothers basement and consoom.
>>17648421
>I am pretty autistic and could barely function in social situations as an adolescent but brute-forcing your way into interacting with people is legitimately the only way to fix it.
This is correct. But manchildren will manchildren and refuse to improve themselves by using every excuse in the book like "durr just because someone else could improve themselves doesnt mean that I can, my anxiety is just WAY TOO severe and im WAY TOO SPECIAL".

[Anonymous No.17649629]

>>17647447
Do you not have kiosks?

[Anonymous No.17649632]

I HATE THE IRISH

[Anonymous No.17649709]

>>17647761
I once ended up overdoing it with the mint after not getting it quite right at first and I felt sick and self loathing

[Anonymous No.17650454]

>toothpaste flavor

[Anonymous No.17650468]

>>17647447
Sir, this is food and cooking, not autistic screams into the indifferent void.

[Anonymous No.17650480]

>>17650468
he's not really autistic, its just an act to get more replies on his advertisement thread

[Anonymous No.17651473]

>>17649632
Based

[Anonymous No.17651516]

>>17647450
Did you really believe all the people saying they were alphas and chads? Holy lol.

[Anonymous No.17652272]

>>17647447
>get anxious when I have to call people I don't know on the phone
this is your problem right here

[Anonymous No.17652310]

>>17647447
Pay up and door dash it you nervous wreck.

[Anonymous No.17652317]

>>17650480
it worked i really want a shamrock shake