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>ask for no onions on a burger
>bite in
>MFW onions

>> No.17651399

>>17651380
id be happy if i got an onion surprise on my burger

>> No.17651401

>>17651380
Entitled pricks like you deserve to be sent to Siberia.

>> No.17651405

is that tara tainton

>> No.17651406

>>17651399
Isn't that a happy face? That's how my gf looked when we had sex.

>> No.17651407

>>17651380
They gave you onions because onions are good, and the staff is trying to make you less of a faggot.

>> No.17651410

>>17651401
retards that cant follow simple order should be purged

>> No.17651415

>>17651380
M-mommy

>> No.17651417

>>17651406
well thats the same face my boyfriend made when i accidentally crushed his nuts when i was moving around after i railed his asshole so im guessing no

>> No.17651422

>i'm a literal fucking child
>please give me validation on the internet because everybody just treats me like a child irl

>> No.17651443

>>17651422
.t wagie who was written up for fucking up a whopper again

>> No.17651444

>>17651405
No that’s my mommy.

>> No.17651459

>>17651380
Oh, I've had people actually fuck up mobile orders. Literally how do you do that?

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17651460

>>17651380
>he doesn't inspect his burger

>> No.17651466

>>17651460
>catch them fucking up
>they just wipe their ass with the new burger if you bitch

>> No.17651475

>>17651459
They probably knew you were white. Not safe to buy take-out as a white guy these days. Learn to cook. they’ll go out of business and you save money.

>> No.17651490

>>17651443
>t. eats fast food burgers and just assumes anyone talking about burgers is talking about fast food burgers because he's a literal fucking child

>> No.17651566

>>17651380
Wagies are dumb but you're pathetic. Filtered by a fucking onion LMAO

>> No.17651569

>>17651490
sorry written up by your sous chef

>> No.17651577

>>17651459
Same way they fuck up in person ones. It’s usually oversight and laziness not miscommunication.

>> No.17651608

>>17651569
Written up for commendable service because the dish called for onions. Can't deviate from the recipe!

>> No.17651693

>>17651399
>why does the guy who always order with no onions always look so disappointed after inspecting his burger?

>> No.17651747

>>17651380
Why not just order a kids meal if you're gonna be picky and childish. Get yourself a plain burger with ketchup and cheese.

>> No.17651754

>>17651380
Is she sittin’ on the toilet poopin’?

>> No.17651757

>>17651754
You need water if you groan like this nigga

>> No.17652190

>>17651380
>Drive thru McDicks with homie
>homie orrders quarter pounder without pickles
>get order
>opens his box. It's just a bun with nothing but like 30 pickle slices on it.

I laughed for a goddamn week

>> No.17652203

>>17651380
based wagie trying to knock some taste into you

>> No.17652281

>>17651380
I’ve came to her so many times it’s unreal

>> No.17652362 [DELETED] 

>>17651380
Succulent Asian breasts and vulva.

>> No.17652677

>always order burgers with just ketchup and cheese
>restaurant has hall kinds of fancy burgers on the menu, but no price for just a plain old cheeseburger

>> No.17653129

i'll basically eat any food that i don't suspect will give me illness, which in the west is pretty much everything. do you guys actually do shit like avoid onion?

>> No.17653209

>>17651380
Where’d you get that pic of my aunt?

>> No.17653219

>>17652281
Me2

>> No.17653221
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17653221

more like yumions

>> No.17653229

>>17651380
when was the last time you intentionally ate a vegetable?

>> No.17653230

>>17653221
get shot

>> No.17653246
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17653246

>>17653230
yumions

>> No.17653259

>>17651380
you made this exact thread on /v/ as well at the exact same time

>> No.17653600
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17653600

>>17651380
>he doesn't like onions on his burger

>> No.17653656

>>17653229
I like tomatos and lettuce on burgers, its just most fast food onions taste like ass

>> No.17653670
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17653670

>go to burger place
>ask for no tomatoes
>no mustard or mayo
>bbq sauce added for the condiment instead
>no onions
>no pickles
>if lettuce is shredded and not large leafy, ask for it to be removed as well
>ask for shredded cheddar or really any option other than american """cheese"""
>ask for light ice in my drink
>ask if the fries are fresh and if not, get a different side

>> No.17653841

>>17651405
yes

>> No.17653962

>>17651380
This but pickles

>> No.17654013

>>17651466
>fucking with food
Years ago my friends and I were out at a mom & pop-like diner on a Saturday afternoon. One of the girls had her order messed up. Due to where we were seated, we could see straight into the kitchen.
We all watched as the waiter brought the meal back, said something to a cook, and the cook proceeded to spit on the food.

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>>17653670
Fuck you

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>>17651380
>make all my own food
>want it a certain way
>I'm the chef so it always comes out the way I want it
>mfw

>> No.17654242

>>17652190
never happened

>> No.17654852

>>17651405
I'd tear-a my taint on her if you catch my drift

>> No.17655621

>>17654242
you underestimate how many people go to work high

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17655652

>>17651380
>t. Megan

>> No.17655659

>>17651380
LETTUCE
PICKLE
ONION
TOMATO
THEY SHOULD ALL BE THERE

>> No.17655668

>>17653259
i saw that too

>> No.17655683

>>17653259
Some copycat probably used the same image, /v/ is a shithole

>> No.17655702

>>17654013
Fake n gay.

>> No.17655733

>>17651380
spicless whitoid behaviour

>> No.17655785

>>17655652
Just stay the fuck home if you're allergic to all that

I'm allergic to raspberry seeds, but you don't see me carrying a card

>> No.17655799

>>17655785
>implying you can tell Megan what to do

>> No.17655804

>>17655785
My wife is allergic to mango, sometimes I tell her something has mango in it so she'll give it to me.

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>>17651380
>ask for extra onions on a burger
>bite in
>MFW onions

>> No.17655822

>>17651747
Not that guy but I also hate onions on my burger, or more specifically I hate raw onions. Grilled I'm fine with
Plus "no onions" is like, the lowest tier of picky you could be

>> No.17655836

>>17651405
I love her cheesy acting. The more taboo the scenarios the better.

>> No.17655881

>>17651406
You don't have a gf

>> No.17655885

>order burger
>open it up in the car and take off the onion and pickle
>add about half a packet more ketchup
>eat pickles separately when they've cooled down a bit

Delicious. Usually there is still some lingering taste of the pickles and onions which is nice and doesn't over power the taste of the ket- I mean burger.
If it has cooked onions on it I leave them on.
I just don't like raw onions or warm pickles.

>> No.17656419

>>17655785
Why would anybody need a card to list one thing?

>> No.17656816
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>>17655836

>>17653221
tell me why funyuns are so shit

>> No.17656844

>>17655836
based ham appreciator. Its clear she was a theater kid

>> No.17656866

>>17651380
i always double check because those wagies just give me whatever is sitting on the heater

>> No.17656880

>>17653670
Damn dude I think we're brothers
>no onions, lettuce, tomato
>no secret sauce if the secret sauce is some 1k island variant or something with fucking goddamn relish in it
>will avoid american cheese if possible
>ask for fries well done
All things considered I almost never have fast food burgers, at least with restaurant burgers I can take off what I don't want to eat since they actually use real ingredients and not minced up veggie slop like every fast food place

>> No.17656900

>>17656419
I'm a special boy

>> No.17656912

>>17651380
I'm there with you OP.
cooked onions = kino
raw onion = dogshit

>> No.17656930

>>17656912
I think my natural revulsion to onions is thanks to Mickey D's.
Always wasked for no onions because their onions are just fucking raw onion pulp. Got them anyways.
Fast forward years later, my chef roommate makes me french onion soup, genuinely wanted to drown to death in it.

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17656941

>>17655785
She's not actually allergic to all those things, she just thinks she is because she's a stupid self absorbed bitch.

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>>17651608
Something something the customer is always right something something

>> No.17656968

>>17653129
If raw, yes. Grilled onions are sublime however

>> No.17656974

>>17655652
What the fuck. Why the fuck'd you come to a restuarant when you can't eat anything Megan?

>> No.17657127

>>17655652
>etc
OK Megan, you aren't worth the risk, get out of my restaurant

>> No.17657208

>>17655652
what even makes someone have this many allergies?

>> No.17657264

>>17657208
Mother on drugs during pregnancy

>> No.17657275

>>17657208
tickborne disease

>> No.17657525

>>17655652
This literally has to be a joke card
>"Sugars ending in -ose"
So you're telling me this bitch can't have fructose, galactose, and motherfucking GLUCOSE? Get the fuck oudda here, this is bait.

>> No.17657569

>>17655652
Boiled chicken breast and a water.

>> No.17657621

>>17657127
Sorry man, I’m gonna have to ask you to stop with the anti-Megan rhetoric, okay?

>> No.17657683

>>17657208
kids stopped going outside

>> No.17657840

>>17657525
I don't think so I think she's just not aware of that fact because all of these allergies are made up anyways to be special

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>>17651380
Onions and pickles are the only vegetables that should ever be allowed on a burger and if you dislike either you're a faggot.

>> No.17658017

>>17651406
‘BF’, oops my auto-correct sucks today. That’s the face he makes while he fucks me in the ass... I’m trans btw, idk if that matters.

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17658351

>>17656816
because it's corn and vegetable oil, and onion powder shouldn't be used like that.

>> No.17658358

>>17657208
tiktokitis, a condition where big stupids believe anything they're told and make life hard for the people around them for attention.

>> No.17658404

>>17656880
You are so scared of veg that you can't handle the green in a 1000 island. Pathetic child.

>> No.17659194

I have a friend who is a full grown man, 36 years old, big guy strong who is electrician. So very Burly manly man. Everything he gets, has no onion. If he does bite into even the tiniest piece he'll gag. I almost thought he was going to throw up on time. Apparently it's a texture issue oh, has nothing to do with the flavor. Which is very unfortunate because onion is amazing.