What's the most depressing meal you've ever had?

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Anonymous Mon Apr 4 19:33:56 2022 No.17652496 [Reply] [Original]

What's the most depressing meal you've ever had?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 19:37:24 2022 No.17652518 >>17652496 Stale hardware store popcorn

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 19:40:45 2022 No.17652540 >>17652496 Peanut butter and jelly popcorn

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 19:50:06 2022 No.17652590

>>17652496
>Be me
>had 1L and a half of vodka the day before, hangover is basically me trying to puke alcohol that is in way too deep, so i'm really just puking yellow bile
>Decide i should get some fresh air and a meal before it gets worse
>bike all the way to a french all you can eat buffet called "Flunch"
>get a flank steak
>add in a mountain of mashed potatoes with gravy and some green peas
>look around me
>it's basically either migrants, lone mothers trying to get their kids a cheap meal, and a few fat couples
>look at self
>look at meal
>look back at the last 3 years where i went from 100 kg fit guy (im tall) to 150 fat fuck
>pull the chair back and sit down in a dignified manner to eat this decadent meal
>I am alone, no friends since i came back to this french shithole, no gf since that abusive relationship, just me living in a small crowded appartment
>I have been alone for the last 3 years
>reality hits me hard
>end up
>eat up my meal and go back home and sleep 25 hours to recover from that monstrosity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 19:53:21 2022 No.17652607 >>17652496 A pint of ben and jerry's alone on thanksgiving alternatively a stale hotdog bun with butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 19:56:40 2022 No.17652624 Mayo sandwich

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 19:57:47 2022 No.17652628 >>17652496 you mom's pusy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:12:25 2022 No.17652692 I feel sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:16:15 2022 No.17652713 >>17652496 Rotten carrots. I was starving and hadn't eaten in over a week. I shat bright orange diarrhea. The whole ordeal was depressing and horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:17:32 2022 No.17652722 >>17652628 hey, rude

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:18:18 2022 No.17652727
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>>17652496
>family eating out for my sisters birthday or some shit
>go to tgi firdays
>me being a moody bitch when it comes to family outings plug in my headphones and listen to literal static noise while playing Minecraft on my phone while my family chat about whatever the fuck they do.
>already having a bad time since wasn't my decision to come here
>for some god forsaken reason I have an impulse to eat healthier. here. now.
>order the lowest cal thing I can find
>asian dragon salmon or some shit
>just salmon with rice
>driest most under seasoned salmon of my life
>rice is just sprinkled in oil and soy sauce with broccoli
>tastes worse than chinese food rice
>how could someone fuck up salmon this badly
>still hungry after I finish
>eat a honey bun for dessert
god I hated that night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:18:18 2022 No.17652728 >>17652496 Party sized tray of sushi by myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:23:17 2022 No.17652752 >thanksgiving day >eating alone in a motel 6 in lincoln, ne >gas station reuben & funyuns w some ipas >can hear a father screaming at his children the entire time in the room across the hall felt like a david lynch scene

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:24:08 2022 No.17652761

>>17652496
>company needs me to travel abroad to Europe for a month
>rents me a nice apartment in a great location
>gives me $100 a day for food
>barely buy groceries other than milk, coffee, fruit, cereal
>going to restaurants or ordering takeaway daily
>one local place makes an extremely good pizza with proscuitto and arugula
>costs $40 but it's not my money so order it at least 3 times a week
>they deliver the prosciutto, fresh parmesan and arugula in a separate boxes so they don't get soggy
>often give way more prosciutto and rocket than can reasonably be used on one pizza
>store the remainder in the fridge and make sandwiches with it later
>one week extremely busy with work
>go out partying on Friday, hungover Saturday
>completely out of groceries but too lazy and hungover to go shopping
>figure I'll just go on Sunday
>turns out this particular Sunday is some local religious holiday
>everything, and I mean EVERYTHING is closed
>can't buy groceries, can't order takeaway, can't even go to a restaurant
>only food I have in the apartment is a box of rice and a little bit of leftover parmaham and arugula
>have absolutely no seasonings, not even salt
>absolutely starving by midday
>boil rice
>mix with parmaham and rocket
>eat what is essentially 90% plain, unsalted rice with an occasional bite of parmaham for saltiness
>it's the most bland, tasteless thing imaginable
>by the time I'm half way through, the rocket has wilted completely and only makes the texture even worse
>can't even finish the whole thing it's so bad
>later in the evening get so hungry I microwave the rest and eat it
>go to bed angry

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:24:35 2022 No.17652765 >>17652728 That actually sounds like it would cure any depression I had.

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:28:23 2022 No.17652791
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One of these microwaved steamed buns with a slice of cheese on top of it.
The cheese just gets dehydrated and loses most of its flavour. Eating it made me feel worse than I felt before eating this abomination

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:28:29 2022 No.17652792 >>17652496 meals can't be depressing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:33:11 2022 No.17652814 >>17652727 Appreciate your family, kill them, or kill yourself you edgy fuckface of a child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:33:55 2022 No.17652819 >>17652496 dropped ihop pancakes I was stealing from my roommate at 4am and still ate them. The floor was sticky in the morning

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:34:33 2022 No.17652821

>>17652496
One time I was curious about sex with men, so I met up with a guy on Craigslist, and i walked in his door and 4 black guys jumped on me, held me down and beat me up, and took turns raping my asshole. I was bleeding everywhere and crying like a baby. They stole my phone and wallet and kicked me out of a moving van at 20 mph next to a taco bell. I still had $5 in my shoe so I got a craving box, and it was cold and terrible. Not much could beat that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:34:36 2022 No.17652822 >>17652761 plain white rice is actually god tier. I'll eat a full bowl of the stuff, easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:36:48 2022 No.17652842 >>17652496 "treated" myself to a mcdouble meal today. went with a large fries for only 30 cents more. it was pretty depressing. Haven't been to mcdonalds since they started charging double for the mcdoubles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:37:38 2022 No.17652847 >>17652590 hey at least you got a good story out of it

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:39:22 2022 No.17652853

>get the munchies saturday night
>ok i'm gonna order some food
>be keto
>let's get some chilli chicken from a chinese joint without rice, sounds pretty decent
>$37.99 nzd including delivery (uber)
>arrives
>suspiciously light
>poly container half filled with fried chillis and half filled with deep-fried chicken
>uh oh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:41:09 2022 No.17652858 >>17652765 The sushi was just okay.

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:44:28 2022 No.17652878

>go to a nice restaurant with my family
>it's the first night of vacation and I haven't eaten in ~72 hours because of time zone bs
>Literally can't stop eating, I eat basically an entire loaf of bread, a shrimp appetizer, then casually down an entire 16oz ribeye + au gratin potatoes
>of course I have dessert, bread pudding with vanilla icecream
>feel full to the point of pain
>throw it all up when I get back to place we're staying
>even after that, I grab some peanut butter pretzels and eat a bag of those, which I also throw up
>lay in bed and think about killing myself
this is about when I realized that I had a terrible relationship with food

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:22:08 2022 No.17653082
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>out of bread
>really want pb&j sandwich
>out of j
>have tortillas and pb
>throw tortilla on stove using the idea of toasting it like you would toast
>smear pb which becomes runny because surprise, heat makes it less viscous
>Now a speedeating competition before drops of pb drip onto my clothes and I look like I've regressed to being 3 with food shit smeared everywhere around me
>Lose and look like I've regressed to being 3 with food shit smeared everywhere around me
>spend a few minutes cleaning my face with a wet cloth completing the image

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:24:00 2022 No.17653087 >>17652878 It's not your fault, just the human body being retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:24:15 2022 No.17653090 >>17652496 number 1 at chick-fil-a

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:27:15 2022 No.17653109

>>17652878
This was me when I spent a week at the ward and subsequently 2 days in jail. Family took me out for hibachi that night and I had to go to the bathroom after the soup and salad to puke. Only managed a few bites of my meal before I had to stop. It made me pretty upset because I love hibachi and was so looking forward to it, I bet it was decent whenever I ate the leftovers though.

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:27:46 2022 No.17653110

>>17652590
>>get a flank steak
>>add in a mountain of mashed potatoes with gravy and some green peas
how the fuck can you manage to down that much food without throwing up even more? when the yellow bile comes all i can do is drink water which eventually comes back up anyways. haven't seen yellow in a long time thankfully

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:29:09 2022 No.17653120 >>17653082 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:29:52 2022 No.17653126 File: 13 KB, 640x606, 1521258748225.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spoonful of peanut butter right from the jar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:30:24 2022 No.17653132 >>17652496 Probably any of the various meals I made with Aldi ingredients where I completely botched the recipe, but ate the food anyway because my broke ass won't throw food away unless it has mold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:32:54 2022 No.17653152 Bread sandwiches for a few days when my meal plan ran out in college

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:35:52 2022 No.17653173

>hanging with my bro
>smoke weed
>let's get a pizza bro
>ok
>order thick crust pizza with bbq sauce base, garlic sauce, double/triple cheese and jalapenos
>surprise it's really good
>order another
>eat it
>order another
>lose wallet due to intoxication
>get it for free
>find wallet
>lose phone
>find phone

that was bittersweet

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:39:16 2022 No.17653193 >>17652727 Read every other story in this thread and compare them to yours. The difference is that every other story is about anons having real problems and yours is about you not appreciating your family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:45:55 2022 No.17653223 >>17653173 how fucking retarded are you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:47:23 2022 No.17653232 >>17653223 weedoids are always retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:53:47 2022 No.17653270 >>17652496 >What's the most depressing meal you've ever had? Brother died of fentanyl overdose the night before thanksgiving dinner

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:57:35 2022 No.17653284 File: 20 KB, 500x404, sadcockatoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >in the mood for pancakes >don't have the ingredients >drizzle some maple syrup on three slices of bread and call it a day

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:01:38 2022 No.17653302
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For the first COVID thanksgiving i tripped mushrooms alone and made a big meal for just myself. I took a picture of it, and the act of taking the picture and seeing just a meal on my table, not done up at all, well sort of but really half-assed, that's always stuck with me. It felt so hollow. Odd. Why did I feel any desire to take a picture of my food? The way it was laid out felt so haphazard, too. The feeling of "this is it" was almost overwhelming. Pic rel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:02:07 2022 No.17653309 >>17653270 I'm sorry for your loss, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:02:11 2022 No.17653310 >>17653270 I remember some anon saying that here before but honestly it might not be that uncommon of a ing

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:04:08 2022 No.17653318
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An entire cheeseball with a sleeve of Ritz crackers. The cheese itself was 900 calories. I was extremely disgusted with myself and I couldn't move from the couch for like an hour after I was done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:06:33 2022 No.17653329 after my wife's miscarriaged I sat and ate a tray of burned cold bacon. I was irrationally mad at her but I kept it down since I knew how much of a bullshit feeling it was. the bacon helped

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:07:36 2022 No.17653333 >>17653284 >>drizzle some maple syrup on three slices of bread and call it a day Did you not have any eggs to make French toast with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:22:32 2022 No.17653393 >>17653302 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:26:15 2022 No.17653406 think I was 19 doing a summer internship in a city I knew no one in so I was sad and lonely all the time I put a slice of cheddar cheese on a half bagel and microwaved it an ate it for dinner

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:31:22 2022 No.17653421

>>17653406
same fag
this was more recent (mid 20s now), even though my life is more or less fantastic I still get random bouts of the big sad
I sat on my couch and in one hand I had a cup of choclate chips and in the other a jar of penut butter and I'd get a spoonful of peanut butter and then dip it in the chocolate chips and eat it
if you struggle with random sadness highly recommend getting into lifting

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:42:34 2022 No.17653477 >>17653329 You’re a good man anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:45:27 2022 No.17653490 >>17653329 was it stress related? my gf gets twisted way out of shape over pretty small things and I am genuinely afraid that shes gonna miscarry a baby over it

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:47:24 2022 No.17653498

Not personal, but I remember going to a Big Boy with some friends in HS. It was prom season and a kid in a light blue tux was just sitting there by himself, kind of staring off into nothing. Either dumped or stood up, you could feel his misery from across the room.

As for personal worst meal, either food poisoning which I've had more than once.

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:49:50 2022 No.17653507

>>17652496
A chicken fried steak at a little diner who's main clientele is really old people.
The people that run the place are nice as can be, but holy fuck their food is some bland sloppa.
Not that it was terrible or inedible, it was just depressing old people food for ancient old geezers who don't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:57:09 2022 No.17653538 I used to eat tomato + mayonnaise sandwiches at home after school because I don't know my mother and my dad was always working

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:57:52 2022 No.17653539 >>17652752 Jesus christ. I think we have a winner.

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:08:23 2022 No.17653578

>be with my bro
>smoke weed
>get a 10pack of burger king apple doughnuts with chocolate sauce
>eat it outside the store
>it's fire
>get another 10-pack
>eat it outside the store
>vomit on their garden bed
>not fire
>go back in for another 10 pack of doughnuts
>it's fire

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:17:51 2022 No.17653608 >>17652496 Spun clover honey, penutbutter, and microwaved frozen goat cheese. In a empty house with only one ful room.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:28:21 2022 No.17653637 >>17652496 I was in high school and accidentally left my lunch of left over tortellini on the rear bump of our car. It sat in the sun for 9 hours, but my dad rarely bought food, or just hid what he bought so I had to eat it anyway.

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:36:54 2022 No.17653659

I moved in with an ex girlfriend who was at about half a handle of bottom shelf vodka a day too soon after getting "back together" to realize the extent of that detail about her and her entire diet was vegetarian frozen food, going back to the tiny room she rented and sitting on her twin bed eating a microwaved cheese lasagna realizing I made a pretty bad mistake was probably the most in the moment acute depressing meal I've ever had

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:40:40 2022 No.17653667 >>17653659 >going back to the tiny room she rented and sitting on her twin bed eating a microwaved cheese lasagna I won't lie this seems pretty comfy cherish your mistakes anon, one day they will turn to nostalgia

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:48:14 2022 No.17653693 >>17652496 Peanut butter and jelly on a hot dog bun

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:50:24 2022 No.17653702

>>17652752
That sucks anon, I had thanksgiving at some random italian place near my house. My grandma was in the hospital at the time and would be dead within 2 days so my mom was trying to eat her turkey while choking back tears the whole dinner.

The food just tasted as bland as water

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:53:15 2022 No.17653716

>>17653667
not always bro... it took literal hours of arguing to convince her to buy actual food instead of frozen shit and then the level of pickiness raised to the level of genuine psychological problem, also there was serious pathology about spending money, one time at the grocery store she was enraged because she felt like we were buying too much, i.e actual food instead of 5 $1 microwave pizzas for the week, and she threw the car hard as fuck into the freezer doors and it bounced and hit someone else's cart and I had to go get it and apologize

eating that microwave meal I realized I had just entered a place of utter culinary bleakness

yes I care more about food than relationships this is /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:53:28 2022 No.17653720 >>17652878 Anon you don't just skip eating for three days, were you fleeing from a war zone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:54:12 2022 No.17653721 >>17652496 Beef n Cheddar at Arby's, which I had to pay for despite working there at the time. Don't ever eat at that place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:55:13 2022 No.17653725 >>17653302 Anon thats a feast for a robot bachelor

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:55:28 2022 No.17653726 >>17653309 what do you think this facebook tier post adds? you're basically jerking yourself off over his dead brother

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 00:05:19 2022 No.17653758 >>17653270 It was a big dose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 00:07:21 2022 No.17653766 When I ate pizza pops alone after screaming at my gf while drunk af from two days binging Christmas Morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 00:09:43 2022 No.17653777 >>17653758 For (you)

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 00:15:25 2022 No.17653797

New town for work. Knew nobody. Would work 4 days a week and drink constantly the other three. ~18 beers or ~a fifth a day. One Sunday eating 7-11 Pizza, stomach so fucked up from 2 days of straight drinking and not eating, threw up on the couch after a couple slices, half ass cleaned it up with a bath towel, ate another couple slices, threw those up in the toilet, ate a couple more and finally kept them down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 00:16:18 2022 No.17653800 >>17653490 maybe, who the fuck knows >>17653477 am I? one wonders

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 00:19:11 2022 No.17653811 >>17652752 kino

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 00:21:19 2022 No.17653822 Raw ass posole that I aet all because my grandmother made it. The constipation was not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 00:22:49 2022 No.17653823 >>17652878 Fasting like that really reveals whether or not you have a healthy relationship with food. I realized that I use it to soothe emotional pain and to calm stress. I'm slowly developing coping skills. Good talk, thanks

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 00:31:35 2022 No.17653859

>>17652496
>be me
>in Mexico on vacation
>local street vendor hails me
>quieres burro? quieres burro?
>I'm thinking this is some kind of giant burrito
>I say yes
>he brings me a plate of meat
>I start eating it
>he starts shouting to his friends, EL GRINGO COME EL BURRO EL GRINGO COME EL BURRO
>crowd gathers
>I ask what's going on?
>someone explains to me I'm eating a fucking donkey
>everyone laughs
>went back to the hotel that night and masturbated to internet porn while crying
>I ate a fucking donkey

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 00:32:23 2022 No.17653860

>>17652496
When I first moved into my college apartment, alone, young and broke. The only food I had was some canned food I took from my mom's, so I sat alone with no furniture and ate a bowl of Chef Boyardee ravioli with a glass of water. It really hit that I was an adult and it sucked.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 00:50:35 2022 No.17653910

kinda weird semi-sweet one.
>be me
>have large family
>work full time since 16
>family is kinda off, half full of literal autists
>21st birthday, spend day at work
>rather cute young woman works with me
>she hated me day one but i apparently grew on her
>she is vegan, always, always trying to get me to eat vegan garbage
>she finds out that it's my birthday, i hate when people make a fuss out of it.
>she offers to take me out for dinner, i accept, and she offers various areas to go, i just suggest "fuck it, let's just go to that place you like"
>we go out to retarded vegan restaurant
>try a few of the things they offered, including their shit tier potato salad that tastes and feels like they literally cut up cardboard and threw it into the salad
>like i mentioned, above, i don't like people making a fuss about my birthday, but my parents were out of town, and never even fucking called or texted me
>shrug it off and spend time with girl
>drive her home (she was dating someone at the time so not sure what was going on between her and me)
>accidentally run over a kitten with her in my car on the way to her home
>have to go to my house, get a shoebox, clean up kitten corpse, and take someplace to bury.
>go back home alone afterwards after burying the kitten
>spend the rest of the night staring at the ceiling because i had no one to drink with, nothing cake like for a celebration, and a stomach filled with soy and cardboard.
next year my parents made sure to pin my birthday on their calendar because they flat out forgot and felt extremely guilty which made me feel bad because i hate people making a fuss about my birthday.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 01:02:23 2022 No.17653953

>>17653910
actually, i have a worse one by far, i had to block it out because this was literally 2 on my top ten list of bad days.
>be wagie worker for shithole bakery cafe
>work a double, which kinda became a triple
>spend a literal 18 hours at work, never ate anything in that period
>live with family because low wage and shithole location
>get home at like 3AM
>don't want to wake family up with anything that generates scent or noise, so no heating or microwaving of foods
>no one has gone to store yet and i won't because too tired and just want a sandwich and sleep
>no bread
>we have torillas
>okay, maybe a cold burrito
>no beans, no seasoned beef
>okay, fine, we have ham slices, i'll just make a sandwhich out of ham and tortillas
>no mayo
>fuck it, i'll just use a salad drssing
>only cheese is this shredded "mexican style" cheese
>toss all three together, roll up, eat cold while staring at tv screen trying to pretend i am not alive

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 01:03:32 2022 No.17653956 >>17653859 Did it taste good?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 01:17:35 2022 No.17654001 >>17652496 microwaved hot pockets served on a paper towel because I had no plates

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 01:27:53 2022 No.17654027 >>17652496 Either a chunk of rye bread with a spring onion, or a banana that was so old it tasted like alcohol

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 01:29:59 2022 No.17654037
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>>17652496
>be me at 26
>working a hyper stressful job and living in wisconsin
>totally out of shape, no gf, few close friends and family all living on west coast
>used to go out for long, meandering drives in the countryside to pass time on the weekend
>out late on a summer night and realize i hadn't eaten dinner
>drive thru culver's and decide to park in an empty parking lot in front of a closed supermarket to eat
>everything's closed and dark despite only being around 830
>suddenly i see fireworks going off about a mile away
>turns out local high school was doing a fireworks night and that's why everything closed early
>i sat there eating culver's by myself listening to animal collective and watching the distant fireworks
>i started crying
a pivotal moment in my life friends and one of the major events that lead me to change what I was doing in life

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 01:32:10 2022 No.17654041

My friends say this was the most depressing meal ever, but I enjoyed eating it
>18 years old
>Just got back home from running around and playing outside
>Had a loaf of bread in the fridge as my parents were out of town
>Put half a stick of butter in the loaf and air fried it
>Ate
>Was tasty and revived me after spending all day outside

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 01:43:00 2022 No.17654072 >>17652496 Tofu sandwich Uncooked tofu slice between two untoasted slices of bread, pure suffering

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 02:07:38 2022 No.17654136 >>17653956 no it tasted like shit

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 02:08:48 2022 No.17654138

>>17653956
>>17654136
honestly I made up the whole story because the idea of a mexican shouting EL GRINGO COME EL BURRO is very funny to me

truth is I like eating so much that I'm struggling to think of a depressing meal. Even during times in my life I was very depressed, I can't think of anything. I tend to block out bad memories

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 02:20:46 2022 No.17654172

one time I went to a dinner with my parents and siblings, my grandparents, my aunt and uncle and cousins, and my sister's friends. I don't remember why but I found it so stressful that at one point when I had gone to the washroom I decided to just walk out of the restaurant and catch a bus home, didn't tell anyone where I'd gone and it ended up making a scene. it was a damned retarded thing to do, I was such a headcase back then lol

anyway I missed the food so I guess it wasn't a depressing meal exactly

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 02:38:30 2022 No.17654219 >>17652761 For next time, check for a halal restaurant. My bet is they would still be open.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 02:38:55 2022 No.17654220

>be me
>being a pathetic alcoholic
>winter storm hits and everything is closed
>barely any food because i've been ordering delivery/going to the drive through because im being to lazy to cook
>i have some shell pasta and seasonings/stock cubes
>make "noodle soup"
>eat it for 3 days straight until ice starts to melt
>if i ran out of that, i'd just have flour left and that's it so I'd probably make some kind of flat bread or something.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 03:22:35 2022 No.17654341 >>17652590 Les plaisirs du Flunch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 03:27:04 2022 No.17654351 I recall sitting alone in my student house one December night, everyone had gone home for the holidays and my oneitis had rejected me and I was eating a bowl of microwave rice with ketchup in it, I still get a pit in my stomach remembering those days

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 03:44:52 2022 No.17654395 >>17652496 >a couple steps above this feeling pretty good

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 03:58:48 2022 No.17654425

>>17652496
I was gonna make burritos after work, I went to the shops after before I got home, where I realised I didn't have half the ingredients like I thought I had.
Ended up having a meat + rice + mayo burrito.
The spices I used with the meat didn't take, so the end result was like one of those black people twitter memes about how white people think salt is too spicy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 04:08:19 2022 No.17654440 >>17652496 12 hard boiled eggs and a can of sardines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 04:09:28 2022 No.17654442 File: 101 KB, 303x305, 1614528505991.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] last night I had a tin of pea soup (enjoyed straight from the tin) and a plate of plain boiled potatos that's got to be pretty high up on the list

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 04:11:26 2022 No.17654446 >>17654440 _______ ___ _____

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 04:13:06 2022 No.17654450

>get taken to some place for my birthday
>place is pretty much abandoned
>looks like a place where the elderly would go after bingo
>food comes, it's edible but nothing special at all
>midway through, look around at the scene
>i'm sitting in a nearly completely empty restaurant in the middle of nowhere with only my mom and her then bf around
>i'm still a neet and have been for years at this point
>reality suddenly crashes down, begin to wonder what went wrong in my life to lead to this point
in retrospect this was a turning point in my life and it woke me up enough to actually start doing shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 04:28:21 2022 No.17654475 >>17652496 Exceedingly tasteless "Bami Goreng" at an asian food stall at a remarkably dim big box store ripped straight from the 90s.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 04:52:49 2022 No.17654527

I can't decide which of these I hate the fucking most

>May 2018
>day of hs graduation
>also my birthday
>didn't go to graduation cause I didn't want to have to deal with that nonsense for a diploma I felt I didn't earn
>go to a diner with my mom instead
>order pork chops
>have to send it back 3 times cause lmao people who cook at diners are fucking incompetent
>while there I see a various families with kids from my graduating class
>see a guy I had a couple classes with
>nod our heads at each other as I leave
>that night marked the start of a year and a half of being a neet

>sometime April 2019
>kicked out of the house by my mom for the second time
>didn't want to bother my buddy's family to take me in for the second time that year
>end up being homeless for 5 days which consisted of alot of walking between dunkin donuts, the gym, and my buddy's spot to crash while his mom was asleep
>5 days in I go to chick-fil-a while my buddy's working and get a free tender meal
>mom calls me saying she wants me to come back home

That was the first and only time I've ever had a honey bun from dunkin donuts. I also tagged along with a group of friends for their school-hosted afterprom and ended up winning a 4k tv while I was homeless so I just gave that to my buddy whose spot I kept crashing at.

>mid-late 2020
>depressed as shit over absolutely nothing
>relapse and start drinking dxm again almost daily
>ended up starving myself cause I just didn't feel like eating and get by off 2 hot pockets a day
>about 4 days into this I go for a 3rd bottle of robocough in the same night and end up ODing
>get heart palpitations, numb lips, and the taste of iron in my breath
>go to a hospital
>come back manic as shit and fucking starving
>eat 2 tv dinners out of a shitty old microwave that left one of them half frozen and the other room temp
>tasted flavorless and those two things amounted to something 600 calories total
>end up ordering domino's cause Im still hungry

Fuck TV dinners

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 04:55:31 2022 No.17654533 >>17654527 for that april 2019 bit, most of what I had to go off of was 2 packs of Kools and some dxm polistirex to keep me up and about

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 04:56:40 2022 No.17654536 >>17652822 >plain white rice "plain" usually tastes so good because of the butter and salt actual plain rice tastes like gruel, literal prison food and stockfeed

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 04:59:54 2022 No.17654547 >>17654536 You ever eat white rice out of one of those rice cookers they have at the oriental supermarkets? Shits good

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:02:48 2022 No.17654554 >>17654527 Tried doing something with your life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:02:58 2022 No.17654555 >>17652590 Was it the gf that messed you up this bad ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:07:13 2022 No.17654570 >>17652713 How did you end up starving ? Choice or circumstances ?

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:09:34 2022 No.17654577

>>17654554
I'm stuck in such a rut it's insane man. I'm fully aware that I gotta do something but I can't fully grasp what the hell it is that I should. No college or aspirations. Only things that I consider are way too idealistic(social worker, pharmaceuticals) or painfully mindnumbing to consider(construction, post office)

And if I do dwell on these it all gets too overwhelming to think that far ahead. I'm just a headcase. For now I'm stuck working a bagel shop for 400 under the table

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:19:28 2022 No.17654598

>>17654577
Is aspiring to be a social worker really that idealistic? You should see the people that are in college for that, where I live at least.

It's a noble profession and I couldn't do it but the people I know that do it and are actually good at it are pretty respectable. I also know some people that are such wrecks themselves and for some reason just don't realise it, yet they still think social work is for them.

Anyway, you seem to be pretty aware of your problems, and you haven't killed yourself so there's probably something inside you that wants to make something out of it all. Why not just find a way to try these things you might like? Internships or courses. Depends on where you're from but i'm pretty sure there's always demand for social workers everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:21:35 2022 No.17654605 jail food. I was only in lock-up but it was vile at home it was beany weenies for 3 meals in a row while I was drunk on probation. didn't heat it up at all either just cold hotdog in cold beans

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:21:46 2022 No.17654606 File: 210 KB, 750x1334, snit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17652496 probably this

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:28:17 2022 No.17654619 >>17654570 Circumstance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:30:35 2022 No.17654624 File: 71 KB, 720x696, 1648499867089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17652496 a handful of uncooked macaroni with water

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:30:58 2022 No.17654625 File: 460 KB, 1240x1268, fat feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17652590 I know this feel. It takes way more work than you think it does to lose the weight. The sooner you start, the better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:31:28 2022 No.17654626 >>17652727 Woman moment

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:33:32 2022 No.17654633 >>17652727 >ugh I fucking HATE my family No kids in the pool fag, fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:34:58 2022 No.17654636 >>17654577 I dunno, I guess you could consider trades? As long as it's not something that destroys you such as welding it's not too bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:35:20 2022 No.17654637 >>17652752 Sounds like standard fare for Nebraska t. Omaha wastelander

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:40:09 2022 No.17654643 File: 244 KB, 310x479, kneel blast.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17653823 >I realized that I use it to soothe emotional pain and to calm stress. I'm slowly developing coping skills. Onegaishiplease, teach me, sensei

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:41:56 2022 No.17654648 >>17653270 Give the rest of the Floyds my condolences

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:43:15 2022 No.17654653 >>17653302 This is better than what I eat on a good day

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:47:47 2022 No.17654664 >>17653507 most old people places put almost no sodium in any of the food because of their dietary restrictions

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:49:42 2022 No.17654668

>>17654598
Honestly, I'm too much of pessimist and a mental case myself to seriously entertain the though of social work. I've said this to myself for a few years now "how the hell am I gonna help other people if I can't even help myself?" Maybe I'm just too stubbornly indecisive when it comes to my career prospects. Though the idea of helping people out sounds very fulfilling.

>>17654636
Good point there but Ive really not much clue when it comes to trades cause in my eyes it always sounds somewhat loaded to just say trades as a whole. I should probably ask my buddy how trade school works and see for myself.

Above all those though I really need to save some cash and look into learning how to drive. I think I broke my toe 15 minutes ago by stubbing it really fucking hard while walking to the pisser though so I gotta think about this some other time. Shit's still hurting and I've been putting ice on it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:51:06 2022 No.17654672 >>17654668 maybe you should fuck off and continue your blog back at /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:52:41 2022 No.17654674 >>17654672 No fuck off, /r9k/ is already shit enough as it is now that the TikTok faggots are raiding us

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:54:50 2022 No.17654677 >>17654672 Piss off queer it's /ck/, be glad I'm even bumping a thread on this slow ass board

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 05:57:26 2022 No.17654680

>>17652496
>friday night, 1 am
>hungry as fuck
>literally almost completely out of food
>search mini fridge for food
>cheap hotdogs and sandwich meat
>lettuce and carrots
>fuck it
>throw everything into a pot and add some water
>let it simmer for a while
>add in salt, pepper and some leftover sriracha packets
it was edible

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 06:02:57 2022 No.17654686 >>17653720 No, I was doing 48 hour fasts as I had just started a diet at the time. The way the flights worked out, it was around 72 hours before I ate. I didn't want to eat airplane food as my meal and I didn't want to break my diet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 06:08:22 2022 No.17654696 >>17652821 did all this happen in the sweltering summer of '92?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 06:11:50 2022 No.17654703 >>17652590 'flunch' lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 06:15:00 2022 No.17654706 >>17653421 Everyone recommends it, it's not easy

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 06:17:05 2022 No.17654709
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>>17652853
sounds like la zi ji which is fucking delicious when done right, dunno how you managed to spend that much on it tho fuck me
reminds me of a sad food story for me, ordered delivery la zi ji in china once from a suspiciously cheap place I'd never heard of. What arrived can only be described as cut up shit tier chicken schnitzel tossed with whole dried chillies. Still ate it tho lol

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 06:21:37 2022 No.17654718

>hot water in bowl
>egg in, whisk
>put in instant noodles
>soy sauce

>spoon of peanut butter

>leftovers from bulk meal on day 5

>muesli bar in car, ate during transit to work, as a meal replacement

>any meal without a distraction like being in front of my computer, where I realize I haven't ate with anyone for years

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 06:24:22 2022 No.17654725 >>17654527 lol reminds me of my MXE addiction days. Subsisted on cold canned soups at 3am, was too dissociated to taste anything anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 06:28:26 2022 No.17654732 >>17654668 Could also google it all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 06:51:21 2022 No.17654768 >>17654674 don't care about your shit board >>17654677 >be glad I'm even bumping a thread on this slow ass board >posted 1 minute after another anon dumbass

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 06:57:30 2022 No.17654779

>get locked out of house
>have some research chem psychedelics in my pocket
>take it
>wait a bit
>walk to cafe 5 minutes away
>order a burrito
>realize I’m out of money
>employee says he’ll give it to me for free
>say thanks and walk over to booth.
>start tripping
>floor is moving like waves
>waiter brings my burrito
>ear it while tripping
>not bad
>walk home and lay down on bench

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 06:58:50 2022 No.17654783 wasn't the meal itself but those meals in the mental hospital and detox/rehab were pretty depressing. ironically enough they have decent food in detox/rehab, the behavioral hospital not so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 07:02:21 2022 No.17654787 >>17652727 i appreciate your honesty but this is embarrassing to read. i hope at least you're very young to act this way.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 07:05:53 2022 No.17654792

It's shit like this thread that makes me glad I'm fundamentally broken enough as a person to be able to have riveting conversations with myself, and the presence of other people in my life feels like an intrusion upon a private discussion because I'm still sane enough not to talk to myself in front of other people.

I've had pathetic meals, like a bunch of lettuce on bread that I bummed from work because I turned up hungover and needed to eat something before I puked all over the place, but not entirely depressing.
Oh, and when I've been so poor that all I had was ketchup on bread for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 07:06:19 2022 No.17654793 File: 331 KB, 517x768, 1598248274801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17653082 That's funny, not depressing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 07:06:44 2022 No.17654795 >>17652590 >Flunch I already fucking hate it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 07:11:23 2022 No.17654807 >>17653538 >tomato + mayo sandwiches (nothing else) I unironically love those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 07:14:48 2022 No.17654821 File: 237 KB, 540x304, mcgillislaugh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17653082 lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 07:14:52 2022 No.17654822 >>17652496 Eating pizza as a kid with my parents at a restaurant My mom was crying while my dad was ignoring her I was the only one eating the pizza

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 07:45:59 2022 No.17654887
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>9 or 10, on vacation
>go to Mexican restaurant with family
>everyone has a really good time
>mom drinks a giant margarita and gets pretty hammered but is happy and still sociable
>dad seems kind of bored/agitated for some reason
>he makes everyone stay at the table for another ~10 minutes after we've finished eating and berates my mother in every way possible for seemingly no reason, in full view of the restaurant
>mother is now bursting in tears
>people are staring
>slowly eat my shitty Mexican rice and try to block out the noise
>we finally leave
>he slaps her around in the car and screams in her face on the way home to stop crying
That was around the time I realized my father was a psychopath

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 07:50:50 2022 No.17654898

>>17652496
My first Christmas dinner alone.
Had a row with my family aboutt he abuse I was getting from them, moved out on my own and sat in my flat with next to no furniture had a full Christmas dinner that took me hours to make and nearly didn't have any plate to eat on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 07:56:17 2022 No.17654910 >>17654887 Was a psychopath? Did he do a die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 08:02:12 2022 No.17654926 File: 72 KB, 165x188, =I.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17654910 No, he's still kicking, I just don't really speak to him anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 08:58:46 2022 No.17655040 File: 2.46 MB, 320x320, 1626508482525.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17654606 dude that's what I'm having and I'm happy and have a fulfilled life

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 09:15:46 2022 No.17655091

>>17652496
Every single Japanese anime inspired food related thing my white high school gf made and then forced me to eat in emotional hostage situations. Because of her I didn't know that I actually LIKE rice until years later when another ex forced me to eat some that was actually cooked correctly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 09:16:38 2022 No.17655095 >>17652727 >plug in my headphones and listen to literal static noise while playing Minecraft on my phone I hope zoomers die of covid and the vaxx.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 09:21:35 2022 No.17655103

>be me
>at university
>getting drunk almost every day
>one night get extremely fucked up
>forget my coat at the pub
>it's absolutely freezing outside
>walking around in the blistering cold
>realize I haven't eaten anything all day and I'm absolutely starving
>most take out places are closed, but one in the distance has its lights on
>stammer over there
>it's the most dirty, run-down place I've ever seen
>dusty
>floor is stained and filthy
>place smells like burnt grease
>completely empty other than two very hairy Arab guys behind the counter
>order a chicken burger
>guy says it'll be a 20 minute wait
>ask to use their bathroom
>tells me the toilet is broken
>fuck
>go outside and wander around in the cold trying to find a place to take a piss
>get lost because too drunk
>make it back 30 minutes later
>burger is ready
>go outside and sit on curb since the place didn't even have any seats inside
>take a bite of burger
>it's actually the most delicious thing I've ever tasted
>chicken is crispy, spicy, and piping hot
>has the perfect amount of shredded iceberg lettuce and mayo
>each bite is so hot it helps offset the freezing cold outside
>devour the burger while sobering up slightly
>make it home, sleep like a baby for 15 hours

Not really depressing, but pretty degenerate as I went back to that place later when sober and NOPE'd the fuck out of there when I saw cockroach just freely wandering around in the kitchen near the food. A few weeks later, the takeaway got shut down for health violations and was never seen again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 09:22:56 2022 No.17655110 >>17652496 I once ate spam directly out of the can with some soda crackers. That was pretty sad....

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 09:24:14 2022 No.17655112 >>17655103 The dirtiest takeaway places make the best food

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 09:27:22 2022 No.17655119 >>17653910 RIP kitty fuck why wasn’t it OP?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 09:57:36 2022 No.17655198 >>17653082 Do you not have plates?

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 09:58:26 2022 No.17655204

Except for this sorry sack of shit >>17652727, I want to commiserate with and/or offer encouragement to nearly every poster here, so fuck it, I'll just say thanks Anons for the awesome thread. Such raw feels are coursing through me.

My most depressing meal?
>be me, 29yo virgin still living with my parents and working as a barista
>turn 30
>pre-Covid
>family books a table at my favourite brasserie that evening
>I start sneezing and sniffling during the drive
>yep, I'm coming down with the flu on my fucking birthday
>arrive
>can't taste the beer or the food that I love so much
>towards the end of the main course, family tells the waiter it's my birthday
>he brings me a free shot of tequila and a cupcake with a sparkler in it
>oh boy, hard liquor! just what my ailing body needs!
>try to smile and mutter a thank-you
>sister takes a photo of me with this sparkler reflecting off my glazed, thousand-yard stare
>after dutifully consuming shot and cake, I remember that I have the Wi-Fi password for the brasserie, and connect
>receive simple birthday message from my crush
>instantly perk up, forget all my troubles
>family is like "Wow, this girl means a lot to you, huh. Best of luck Anon"
>a few days later, confess my feelings for her
>she seems shocked; definitely doesn't feel the same, and announces that she's moving back to her hometown
Overall, it was for the best. Pining after a recovering alcoholic vegan pixie girl is not a fun time, I tell ya whut. But man, she did a number on me without even trying. And that night -- just how it was, versus how it should have been... fucking depressing.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:06:38 2022 No.17655225
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>>17652496
>break up with bipolar cunt gf
>stay at a friend's place for about three months
>try to fuck her but she tells me to fuck off
>don't take it personally and decide to fuck her sister
>she catches us fucking at some point
>tells me she won't kick me out but i have to gtfo asap
>women.exe
>two weeks later ex calls me to feed her cats
>whore is going on a vacation
>accept because i liked the cats
>tell friend i found a new place and i'm going away
>get there
>fridge is empty
>only expensive dry cat food
>spend the first day fucking around with my phone and petting the cats
>realize i'm hungry but i'm too lazy to buy food and cook
>feed the cats
>find a bottle of expensive port wine ex has hidden
>pour myself the dry cat food in a bowl, add salt, pepper and a bit of olive oil
>chug the bottle of sweet strong wine and eat cat food like cereal while watching some garbage on netflix i didn't pay attention to
>jerk off with a pair of ex's panties and put them at the back of the drawer with cum stains
>call friend at 2am and try to apologize
>finish the bottle and fall asleep on the couch
The cat food was unironically good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:08:48 2022 No.17655233 >>1765311 First, wash your mouth and drink a glass of water. Second, wait for half an hour. If you puke, repeat the first step. If you don't, take a shower. By the time you arrive at the restaurant, the fresh air wouldve cured most of your ailments.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:11:34 2022 No.17655244

>>17654625
But the good thing is even losing small amounts of weight feels great. Watching the scales go down, feeling your clothes get looser, your body moving and feeling better, it's amazing. Even though it takes time to lose the weight, you'll feel great doing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:14:27 2022 No.17655253 >>17655204 you ok bro? how's life treating you now? without irony, i hope things have perked up for you a bit since then.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:17:21 2022 No.17655262

>>17652727
you're going to gain some maturity some day and realized you probably missed out, forever, on some people who were likely way nicer to you and cared more about you than you deserve. maybe not, but I'd be willing to bet a plate of asian dragon salmon on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:26:01 2022 No.17655293 >>17655225 some people are literally just animals

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:30:44 2022 No.17655301 File: 13 KB, 245x246, 1618919334633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17655293 Dry cat and dog food is just stale bits of bread with "fish" and "meat" smell but zero salt. Would eat again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:36:20 2022 No.17655316 >>17653302 i have had those moments on psychadelics. i honestly just had a small acid flashback just reading this. the oddness, the hollowness. yikes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:37:40 2022 No.17655321 >>17653329 did you guys try again? my wife had a misciarrage and it was fuckin brutal. hope you two (or more) are doing ok now

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:39:11 2022 No.17655325 >>17653490 miscarry "a" baby? Is one in there right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:43:24 2022 No.17655333 We really gotta have a dedicated cat food thread. It's pretty good at times. Also it must be legally fit for human consumption as declared by Hoover back in the depression days. Maybe when I get back home I'll share my favorites.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:45:37 2022 No.17655339

>>17655225
>accept because i liked the cats
Based
>jerk off with a pair of ex's panties and put them at the back of the drawer with cum stains
Gloriously based; my favourite post so far
>The cat food was unironically good.
Pet cats are notoriously picky eaters; so I'm not really that surprised. My best friend dotes on his cat. She's a real prima donna, but I gotta admit she's cute. He feeds her proper canned tuna sometimes, so she'll reject the pet-grade stuff if she even suspects there's a chance of upgrading.

>>17655253
Ah, thanks man. Yeah, feeling much more positive now. Matched with a cute black girl on Tinder and we ended up dating for 18 months. It didn't work out in the end, but the sex was great, and we had some good times. I learned a lot. Been exercising since lockdown and am pleased with my progress.
These days I'm working weekends in the taproom of a local craft brewery/pizzeria/wedding venue. It gets hectic sometimes, but my co-workers, managers and regular customers are nice, so I'm kind of enjoying it.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:48:23 2022 No.17655348

>>17652496
When my fat parents would drag me to the Chinese buffet. Food always sucked and everybody else there was equally fat and sick as my parents. I always put on a happy face though, as hard as it might have been. My parents are gone now so I actually look back on those days fondly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:49:53 2022 No.17655353 >>17653726 >4chan police saves the day again remember to keep it detached and ironic anons. we can't keep enjoying our smug sense of superiority about which social media we use if we don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:52:27 2022 No.17655359 I don't know about depressing, but the most traumatic meal or meals was watching my father beat my brother until he puked because he wouldnt eat his dinner.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 10:53:47 2022 No.17655365
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>>17655321
My mom had 3 before I was born. Can't imagine what pussies those faggots would have been if they were born. If you can't handle the womb, you definitely can't handle the world. Glad they didn't make it.

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>>17655333
>>17655339
The one I ate that night was Whiskas, very savory and had a good crunch, went really fucking well with the olive oil because it softened it up on top of adding even more taste, basically high quality croutons, in a way. I'm tempted to buy a bag now, but they only sell 2kg ones that are like 20€, don't know how I'll explain the cat food to my roommate, dude will go nuts if he sees me eat it, I already traumatized him by eating steamed pig ears and feet.
I've recently bought a small pack of cat pate, it was also surprisingly good with some salt.
Next time retards start panic buying everything, I'm stocking up on cat food, it's cheap and good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 11:08:24 2022 No.17655420 >>17654037 You best had been listening to “fireworks” by AC

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 11:49:21 2022 No.17655537

>>17655339
fuckin nice man. i used to work in pizza places when i was in college and it definitely got busy and dealt with crazy custies but i really miss it. that solidarity and camaraderie were fun. Good luck sir, i'm glad to hear things are looking brighter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 11:52:54 2022 No.17655542 >>17655365 lmfao you're a fighter anon, destined for greatness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 11:56:41 2022 No.17655550 Threw a cooked lasagne sheet in tomato cup soup. Figured it would be like pasta and sauce. It was grim

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 12:08:33 2022 No.17655573 >>17654709 but that sounds good

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 12:21:58 2022 No.17655615 >>17652727 >plug in my headphones and listen to literal static noise How many small animals have you killed this week?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 12:25:50 2022 No.17655632 >>17654686 you asked for it yourself you dumb slut

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 12:31:35 2022 No.17655661 >>17652496 I ate a wet cardboard shoe box full of lawn clippings for a birthday surprise one time

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 12:40:21 2022 No.17655693

>>17654643
Practice. Fast regularly and meditate to cultivate mindfulness. You'll start recognizing those moments you go to food for comfort and you'll just deal instead. The best way to deal with emotions is to start observing them, but that means you have to cultivate awareness. Vipyasana and shamatha meditation is a good start. Read Samantabhadras Aspiration Prayer, the process of observing emotions is laid out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 13:20:27 2022 No.17655789 >>17653284 Just wanted to correct your file name there, that's a cockatiel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 13:34:36 2022 No.17655829 >>17655339 >black girl Yikes, anon. Enjoy your herpes. Did you know that over 50% of black woman have herpes? Yeah, it's true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 13:39:51 2022 No.17655842 >>17654226 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 13:57:02 2022 No.17655918 i was gonna leave town for 3 month and i miscalculated my rations. i made unleavened dough balls boiled in 4 generic brand chicken stock cubes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 13:59:30 2022 No.17655930 The night my dad sat us down and broke the news that grandma killed herself we had greasy burritos from the local texmex. I don't remember if it tasted any good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 14:01:07 2022 No.17655940 >>17652727 You must be 18 or older to post on 4channel.org

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 14:03:51 2022 No.17655950 >>17654536 >butter ??? I make plain rice all the time. It's great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 14:05:44 2022 No.17655961 >>17652590 damn I wish I could sleep 25h

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 14:09:01 2022 No.17655976

>>17652496
About 5 years ago I got super sick, not sure what it was, but it's probably the most sick I've ever been. My roommate/best friend said he'd grab me some soup on his way home from work since I couldn't keep anything we had in the house down.

Later that night, he doesn't show up/won't answer his phone. I crawled down to the kitchen (literally, I could hardly stand), ate half a slice of bread, went back to my room and passed out. I woke up 24 hours later to find out that he decided to go hang out with his girlfriend instead and didn't bother to even call me to let me know.

That half a bread slice was probably my most depressing meal since my best friend blew me off when I really needed him, and it was for a REALLY toxic relationship that everyone was telling him to bail out on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 14:10:38 2022 No.17655987 >>17652761 can't even go a single day without food? how fucking fat are you, you entitled, privileged fat piece of dogshit?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 14:16:10 2022 No.17656006 >>17652590 oscar worthy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 14:34:44 2022 No.17656070 >>17652727 >Don't get on my BAD side.....

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 14:43:10 2022 No.17656111 >>17655225 TOP KEK. most kino post in this thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 14:45:26 2022 No.17656118 >>17652496 dumpster dived lettuce and the cheapest buttermilk dressing the store had.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 14:46:53 2022 No.17656121 >>17652728 Ain’t great ain’t terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 14:50:23 2022 No.17656136 >decided to drink vodka in the morning on an empty stomach for some reason >spent the rest of the day vomiting in bed >only meal that day consisted of rubbery leftover macaroni with a side of cheetos

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 15:02:06 2022 No.17656175 Last Christmas I didn't want to go to my gf's family's house for dinner so I went to the only offy open in my town, and got a two 4 packs of Tyskie, a bag of Polish paprika crisps, and some kabanosi.

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Anonymous Tue Apr 5 15:09:19 2022 No.17656198
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>>17652496

In college. I was broke so I cooked ground beef with the taco seasoning, added a drained can of black beans, some canned corn and rice I had cooked in a rice cooker with a tomato.

It was horrible

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 15:23:28 2022 No.17656234 File: 389 KB, 1000x1000, carwoj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17655420 lol I put on Strawberry Jam precisely because of the fireworks

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 15:24:52 2022 No.17656241

>16
>Have never really cooked anything
>Try making curry for first time while parents are out of town for the weekend
>Add everything in a pot together
>It tastes like faintly spiced water
>start cooking it down
>keep adding salt
>it keeps cooking down
>it's literally fucking grey
>decide to add food coloring
>it turns bright pink
>panic
>add yellow, it somehow just gets even more pink
>its still cooking down
>finally just say fuck it
>end up with neon pink liquid with grey chunks of meat that has like 2-3x the amount of salt it should

Holy fuck that was disgusting.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 15:32:08 2022 No.17656256
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>Turned 30 last year
>ultra depressed over this fact
>quit my job for no reason. straight up ghosted
>living off savings for 5 months so far
>haven't seen family or friends since september
>about to run out of money this month
>considering offing myself daily
>getting absolutely blasted off spiced rum and cheap beers every other day
every meal for half a year has been one of these:
>tortillas with cheese on top in the oven for 15 mins
>tortillas with pizza sauce and cheese on top in the oven for 15 mins
>tortillas with cheese on top in the microwave for 1 minute
>canned beans with cheese on top
>noodles with jarred spaghetti sauce
>frozen vegetables i've had in my freezer since the year 2020
>splurge for pizza hut or dominos and immediately regret it
>sandwiches made with that lunchmeat turkey that's way too pink to be anything else but offal and connective tissue
>canned tuna or sardines straight from the can
>found 4 hamburger patties in my freezer that expired in the year 2021
>cook and eat them anyway
>get a fever after 1.5 hours
>body starts aching
>have had diarrhea consistently from all the booze and no fiber, so can't tell if that was a symptom
>feel better the next day, so I don't know if I had food poisoning or not

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 15:39:12 2022 No.17656280 >>17656256 >vegetables great job making healthy choices anon!

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 15:50:45 2022 No.17656323

>>17652496
Solo birthday cake. No gf, my only friend was out of town, and the first year in my big house. Bought a birthday cake for myself. Sat there looking at the whole thing, thought I’d make myself sick if I ate it all. In weird fit of wtf? smash face into cake like you see pies go into peoples faces on movies. Bad move; sugar in frosting starts burning my eyes. Blindly make way from dining room to kitchen sink. Start trying to wash frosting out of eyes, then off face. Thirty minutes later, face washed, I go back and eat a few bites of cake before tossing the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 15:53:09 2022 No.17656328 >>17653318 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 15:53:47 2022 No.17656331 >>17654709 Are you supposed to eat the dried chilis? They taste good, but when I've gotten them at restaurants they're hard to chew

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 15:57:21 2022 No.17656345 A really solid Mexican restaurant after we took my mom off life support

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:07:51 2022 No.17656379 >>17655353 In all seriousness go back

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:12:52 2022 No.17656389 >>17654624 kek >>17655225 >pour myself the dry cat food in a bowl, add salt, pepper and a bit of olive oil I fucking lost it here.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:14:17 2022 No.17656396
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>>17654138
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

This place hasn't changed a bit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:16:01 2022 No.17656400 >>17656256 I hope things get better but I relate to the downward spiral

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:18:31 2022 No.17656408 File: 1.37 MB, 1080x1080, 1548650983189.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17655204 >>17656256 Fuck, can somebody please verify that turning 30 isn't the end of life as we know it? Many such cases, and I'm terrified of 30 now

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:25:04 2022 No.17656432

top 3 childhood meals in descending order:

>first breakfast at maclaren hall

>first breakfast at orangewood

>with dad&sibs at bobs big boy
>nobody will order anything
>water all around
>surrender to police an hour later

There had always been plenty of missed meals, those are fun. Hard to have a bad meal when you actually get to eat though. I swear I feel like an alien reading these threads, or more so when I was a child and would see kids at the mcdonalds play place knowing they had eaten. My wife had a shitty childhood (rape, abuse, etc.) but even she is astounded by the stories I tell her. In all honesty, I still don't see what the fuss is about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:27:54 2022 No.17656446 >>17652496 I didn't know Boone's Farm Fuzzy Navel was still made. Glug right out of the bottle, buurrp

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:29:00 2022 No.17656448 >>17656432 Please elaborate on the police story

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:30:01 2022 No.17656453 >>17656408 38 here. It's great if you planned ahead and become wizard. Possibly not so good for sex havers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:30:11 2022 No.17656455 >>17656408 I know a lot of people that died horribly in their teens, maybe you'll die before 30 too.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:32:45 2022 No.17656468
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>>17656408
If you aren't a fucking retard cooklet who ghosts their job for no reason with no plan, and tries to survive off booze and microwaved-tortilla-cheeses alone, then YES, 30 isn't the end of your life. What a horrific role model, you should basically treat that person like he is already dead or never was. Protip: The only people who spiral into a depression "because they're turning 30" were already miserable losers through their entire 20's. Misery is contagious. This is not a typical experience and the kindliest thing he has done is remove himself from social existence so less people are aware that he exists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:36:40 2022 No.17656484 >>17653302 kino

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:37:09 2022 No.17656486 >>17656323 Almost same story except I never had a gf and I ate half the cake and the other half the next day, but I could never resist sweets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:43:08 2022 No.17656502 >>17655301 Maybe shitty dry food

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:45:27 2022 No.17656514 >>17656468 retard cooklet who ghosts their job for no reason with no plan here My 20s weren't actually all that bad up until 26 My self-isolation was originally to prep everyone for when I will most likely die at a young age

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 16:45:36 2022 No.17656515 >>17652496 4 microwaved potatoes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:02:34 2022 No.17656575 >>17656515 Maybe I'm a tastelet, but I really like eating plain potatoes with just salt and pepper on them. Sour cream, if I have it

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:04:44 2022 No.17656587

>Be me, 18, just moved out
>Working in a Supermarket
>Barely had a buck to my name
>A customer left warm food from the diner section of the store
>It was sausages and chorizo with melted cheese
>I hide it in a box and put it in the back storage
>Ask a friend working in the bakery for some bread
>Hid in the storage room eating really fast so I don't get caught

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:11:03 2022 No.17656613

>Eating with family I've never met before at some fancy restaurant because they're rich
>Refuse any food because I'm unironically autistic and just don't like wasting tons of money on expensive food even if its not my money
>One of them, my cousin or something, starts fucking crying
I still don't get why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:14:35 2022 No.17656625 >>17656175 >Tyskie Lovely cans those

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:15:36 2022 No.17656628 >>17654547 Typically you would add rice vinegar to rice in your rice cooker. That's why it didn't taste like starch paste.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:16:51 2022 No.17656635
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>be about 14 or 15
>mom has three kids with her boyfriend
>not blood related but live together
>all signifigantly younger than me
>family goes out to mcdonalds
>too old to talk to siblings, too young to talk to parents
>end up spending most outings listening to music or podcasts
>later find out I'm autistic (who'd a thunk) and unusually sensitive to sound so having three toddlers was kind of overwhelming
>dready rainy day in the midwest
>don't get along super well with mom's boyfriend
>as we get our food realize I'm the odd one out
>if they wanted to they could just abandon me and focus on their kids
>try really hard not to cry and focus on music
>look out window at the rain as I eat my cheeseburger

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:20:15 2022 No.17656648
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>>17653578
another story

>be drunk and high with my bro
>go to a chinese restaurant in town, only one open
>we're the only customers in the new, nicely furnished restaurant
>sit in an alcove
>order $100 worth of crab (langoustines) for the 2 of us
>30 minutes later still no food
>drunk friend goes to argue at the counter
>30 seconds later it arrives, it's about 30 individual langoustines in a circle
>he places his crabs on a menu and eats straight off the menu, no plate
>i proceed to consume 90% of the crabs by myself, including eating the body shell
>friend crawls under the table and refuses to leave
>try to wipe his menu clean and leave

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:20:25 2022 No.17656650
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Wasn't depressing at the time, but my grandmother is 96 years old, and really starting to decline as of late. Made me realize recently that I've already had the last homemade meal my grandmother will ever make. I think of all the times I lied and said I didn't have time to come over for dinner, just so I could sit alone at home doing nothing and eating some shitty microwave food. You never really appreciate things until they're gone.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:21:06 2022 No.17656659

>>17655987
>implying people have to be fat to be starving after one day of not eating
I eat around 1600kcal a day (or less, I don't really count) and I'm 6' tall, I weigh around 120lb and that's a lot for me. Used to weigh 100lb not too long ago. If I skip one of my meals I literally can't walk cause my stomach hurts so bad. I have to eat because if I don't, I don't have calories on my body to spare.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:21:54 2022 No.17656662

>>17654709
>food story for me, ordered delivery la zi ji in china once from a suspiciously cheap place I'd never heard of. What arrived can only be described as cut up shit tier chicken schnitzel tossed with whole dried chillies. Still ate it tho lol

that is literally what I got minus the >cheap

i think this dish would be fire if the chicken wasn't deep fried

i ended up using the chillis with some leftover venison mince that I had, that was rly good

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:22:53 2022 No.17656669 >>17656659 >I'm 6' tall, I weigh around 120lb thanks mr skeltal

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:24:39 2022 No.17656675 >>17655198 1 more dish to wash no thank you, do you use a plate on something meant to be eaten with your hands? At least that was the thought process at the time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:24:51 2022 No.17656678 >>17656659 are you a fucking junkie? 6' 100lbs is like worryingly skinny

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:25:20 2022 No.17656682 >>17656575 >pepper look at mr fancy pants here

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:29:28 2022 No.17656703 >in australia on holiday with gf >little do I know that I will never see her again >get ubereats meal to airbnb on last night >they fucked up the order >complain to ubereats >she goes to vietnam >i go back to nz >relationship ends

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:30:09 2022 No.17656709 >>17656678 Nope. Just can't eat more than I do. I live in actual hell. Can't eat less than I do because starving. Can't eat more than I do because stomach hurts a lot and I feel like I'm going to burst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:31:18 2022 No.17656717 >>17655225 mfw

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 17:44:27 2022 No.17656776 File: 2.79 MB, 476x480, 7DFB083E-46C6-40FC-AC11-B7FA62F6B96D.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17655225 God bless anon

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:01:23 2022 No.17656846 >>17656408 I turned 30 this year and I don't really care. Corona killing my comfy 2 days a week job 2 years ago was a much bigger deal than this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:06:21 2022 No.17656867 >>17656648 ive been very drunk and very high before but never to the point of your whatever the fuck your friend was on. i think he might just be retarded

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:12:56 2022 No.17656887

>Mum and grandma would take it in turns each week to cook the Sunday dinner
>Best meal you've ever had, but grandma's was better
>Roast beef or chicken, roast potatoes, mashed potatoes, mashed turnip or swede, sage and onion stuffing, and a giant homemade Yorkshire pudding with onion gravy
>As grandma ages, she's starting to lose her faculties a bit, but she's still aware
>Would forget things and be like "wtf, that's not right" and remember

>We gradually move away from having grandma do things as she gets on in age
>She insists one week that she do the dinner
>She's worse than we've ever seen her
>Even her perception of reality is gone

>She'd put things in the oven without turning the oven on and wait for 30-60 minutes staring blankly into space in the kitchen
>We'd offer to help with things and she'd snap at us and tell us that she knows what she's doing and to leave her in peace
>We gather around the table and she begins bringing plates

>The meat is mostly raw because she didn't turn the oven on until the last 20 minutes
>The roast potatoes are the same
>Mashed potatoes are cold and would've looked the same as if they were thrown whole at passing cars

>She doesn't know what's wrong
>We don't have the heart to tell her, not that she'd agree that there's anything wrong at all. To her, it all looked the way she used to make it

>The Yorkshire puddings get badly burnt as they're still in the oven, along with the stuffing, sparing us from having to eat, the oven's billowing smoke and she's shocked and scared, snapping her out of her state and has a breakdown

Never told that story before

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:15:47 2022 No.17656901

>>17652496
Was visiting britain as a kid and ordered a burger that tasted awful and when i looked at the meat it looked like someone crossed a crow with bubble wrap. also i feel like i've gotten pretty stupid these last few years so i suspect it gave me mad cow disease early alzheimers or something.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:19:43 2022 No.17656916
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>>17656887
been through this many times, its that horrible feeling you get everytime where the person you love and know are slipping away. its always that same gut wrenching feel everytime and never really goes away

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:21:36 2022 No.17656922

>>17656408
30 here.
It's only bad if you've put no effort into your life. By 30 you have no not to have at least some marketable skills and should either have a decent job or be able to find one.
Unfortunately, I have wasted those 30 years and will likely be following the other depressed anon into oblivion within the next month.

You have the benefit of our hindsight. If you're scared, then do something now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:23:55 2022 No.17656926 >>17656887 fuck that's a sad one

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:24:39 2022 No.17656931 >>17656379 in all seriousness go back to where? this shithole is all i've ever known.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:28:57 2022 No.17656943
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>>17656887
She still around?
All my grandparents but my grandpa have been dead for decades and he died in late 2020. It was really weird not having him around anymore. he could still run and was smart as anything right up til the end

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:32:16 2022 No.17656957 >>17656943 No, she passed about 6 years ago now. We miss her, but who remained in her final years was not her. We weren't devastated when we found out, and I think it's because we mourned her in life before she'd passed

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:33:13 2022 No.17656959

>teenage years
>favorite girlfriend
>one that isn't afraid to introduce me to her parents
>the mom loves me
>the dad is a dad
>walk her home every day after school
>one time her dad is home
>he says "hey, we're going out tomorrow, you want to go?"
>'yes'
>hang out at her place after school
>the parents and brother get back
>we go to steak place
>very nervous
>they all order while i'm searching for the cheapest thing on the menu
>pork chops
>they laugh
>gf explains that when they brought her last boyfriend he also got the pork chops
>the dad explains that i have to finish them unlike the last guy he brought here

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:34:10 2022 No.17656965 >>17656959 epic cliffhanger

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:39:48 2022 No.17656988

>thanksgiving 2019
>just moved, barely know anybody
>don't have anywhere to go, family is too far away to visit
>everything closes from thursday to saturday in my town
>order a large pizza on wednesday night and slowly eat it throughout the weekend, a piece at a time for a "meal"
>internet router and laptop both die shortly before, heater breaks that morning, bad insulation in my building
>spend 3 days shivering under my blanket trying to sleep the time away

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:41:43 2022 No.17656998 >>17652496 >Make some homemade chicken wings >Didn't season the meat enough, taste bland >No one else wants one >Have to eat the rest myself

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:55:21 2022 No.17657051 >>17652590 film this in black and white and it'll win best foreign film

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:55:54 2022 No.17657053

>2018-ish
>living with my parents and lost my job a year prior
>dying northeastern boomer town so no one's hiring
>unable to contribute much and feel bad for it
>mother's day comes around and try to do something nice
>get up early and make mom some crepes, since cooking is about all i can do
>mom's a heavy smoker and can't taste too good no more
>she tries one, refuses the rest
>try not to look too upset as i take the plate back to the kitchen
>eat them alone at the counter
>feel worse than i have in a very long time
The crepes were damn good, but it was a real shit moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:56:21 2022 No.17657055 >>17652496 Shredded cheese out of the bag that I didn't realize had gone bad until like halfway through.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 18:59:35 2022 No.17657069

>be 11y old living with mum
>live in europe and mom is thai, she nearly has no friends

>dad away under the week, comes home in the evening
>sometimes drives with me over the border to hungary because other thais live there so she can talk with them
>sometimes lets me alone at home because she trusted me
>one day she went to see her friends in the afternoon, but promises to come back before evening
>doesn‘t come home
>father comes back
>he calls her after i told him she went to her friends
>dont really pay attention
>next morning i‘m driving with my dad to a hospital to confirm my mums body
>she died of an aneurysm while they were making fish sauce apparently
>day goes by fast, i dont know whats happening
>didnt eat the whole day
>look into fridge and find my moms cooking she made for me to eat yesterday while she was gone
>take it out and start to cry extremely hard while eating it

I vividly remember my dad breaking down when he saw me crying

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:00:25 2022 No.17657074 >>17656959 so they killed and ate the last guy right

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:15:30 2022 No.17657145 >>17657069 on a scale of 1-10 how sexy was your mother?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:16:06 2022 No.17657148 >>17657069 >>17657145 Yeah I want pics of hot Thai mom

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:19:21 2022 No.17657159

>>17656965
>>17657074
>the pork chops are fine
>but they expect me to finish mashed potatoes and salad too
>have one chop left
>offer it to her brother
>he's deaf and doesn't hear me
>the mom asks for a to go container for me
>as we're leaving her dad tells me that now i have to go to their jewish relatives hannukah thing next week
>gf hates her cousin and makes me sit with her by ourselves outside
>won't let me eat jewish potato pancakes
sorry wish it was a worse horror story than avoiding hershel and mortimer

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:21:11 2022 No.17657170
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Wanted to kill myself, so I ate 2 big bags of super spicy peanuts to stop myself from putting the gun in my mouth. I was crying, puking, spewing snot everywhere, and just kept shoveling handfuls in my mouth. Fell asleep on the bathroom floor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:27:10 2022 No.17657197 File: 211 KB, 1180x590, 135613661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656408 Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. Live your life anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:37:45 2022 No.17657234 File: 161 KB, 840x514, 1637160054428.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] was this thread inspired by this thread? >>17652449

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:41:26 2022 No.17657247 >>17657197 thanks anon, tomorrow will be a better day

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:42:17 2022 No.17657251

>>17652496
>be me
>nov of 2012
>throughout that year i had gone through a series of failed relationships
>worked 2nd shift at dumb call center job close to my house, so when i was lazy i'd go home during lunch break
>dad had sent me off with a bunch of leftovers after a brief visit for thxgiving
>working on black friday
>didnt really wanna be around my family anyway
>went home for break
>eat thanksgiving leftovers out of a cool whip tub on the toilet to save time
>probably depressed
>strong feeling relationship i was in at the time was going to fail soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:42:26 2022 No.17657255 File: 317 KB, 944x1000, 1444231451951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657234 no, it was inspired by birthday threads on old /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:44:12 2022 No.17657262 >>17657234 no that sounds like a quality experience

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:46:44 2022 No.17657268 >>17657255 >pale, glum figure >face is blushing and smiling what a melodramatic pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:46:53 2022 No.17657269 >me >today >eat lunch at work, 11.00am cos I skipped breakfast >spent 90 minutes doing meal prep for this >keto pad thai >the shirataki noodles are undercooked >taste like crunchy raw yams

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:48:02 2022 No.17657280 >>17657268 Yeah i would keep that little guy and computer if they let me. It's kinda cute Proof that being pessimistic is a lens that just makes your life sadder

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:53:59 2022 No.17657311 File: 173 KB, 484x1864, 1452655444612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657255 reminds me of this

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:54:24 2022 No.17657315 I ended up eating part of a organ that was my aunts in a communal stew.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:55:22 2022 No.17657324 I saw a while back that some guys from another board went to make him a shitty little birthday card. Someone checked his facebook and at the time he was working a security job

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 19:58:59 2022 No.17657338 >>17653302 the only problem here is you left the flash on that shit always makes food pics look depressing

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 20:01:07 2022 No.17657347 >>17657311 I feel like it would be worse to be a black autist

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 20:03:10 2022 No.17657355 File: 480 KB, 960x640, 1348013698239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657347 They tend to form tightknit negro-autist communities.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 20:03:24 2022 No.17657356
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i didn't actually eat it but last week i was hungry
>3am
>looking through pantry
>see can of chicken and dumplings i took from my brother's house when he moved out of state
>never had it
>how bad could it be
>drain most of the water and pour into microwavable container
>looks bland
>put teriyaki sauce on it
>microwave it
>smells awful
>tastes awful
>put hot sauce on it
>smells worse
>sit at pc and try to eat another bite
>still bad
>pour it down garbage disposal
>eat cereal

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 20:04:16 2022 No.17657359 >>17657311 >>17657324 Accidentally deleted the actual tagging here

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 20:05:01 2022 No.17657364 >>17657170 have you eaten spicy food since?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 20:05:56 2022 No.17657368 >>17657338 He didn't though, you can still see the shadow of his glass

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 20:12:51 2022 No.17657396

>>17656175
>>17656625
Tyskie is based as fuck, that's a great beer and on a cheap-but-flavorful basis alone it should be as popular as Budweiser. Chicago here, many Polish around, I just hope to marry one of their women.

Sounds like a fun night of shirking social-responsibility to revel in substance-abuse though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 20:23:03 2022 No.17657434 >>17655225 this is a winner here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 20:24:10 2022 No.17657440 >>17656198 this sounds like something i would have cooked in college, and unironically enjoyed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 20:24:49 2022 No.17657442 >>17657356 >chicken and dumplings in a can >drain out water You were fucked from the start anon, jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 20:34:50 2022 No.17657490 >>17653910 You sound insufferable desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 20:38:51 2022 No.17657506 >>17656887 that's not smoke, that's STEAM

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 21:07:03 2022 No.17657617
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>>17652496
>wake up from a long day of work
>feeling like shit, too lazy to make anything
>check fridge, find frozen food meal I bought a week back
>open package and put that shit in the microwave for 4 minutes
>come back only to find out that the apple desert shit somehow made its way to the mashed potatoes, fucking machine added half of the apple sauce to the side where the meatloaf is
>say "fuck it" and try it out anyways
>mashed potatoes were inedible
>corn tasted fake, which is weird since corn is the hardest thing to fuck up in a frozen food meal
>meatloaf looked like a turd that was covered in diarrhea
>force myself to eat at least the meatloaf, throw the rest away
>go to work feeling like shit
>realize I should've just bought some tacos from Jack in the box, at least Its fucking edible

Amerimutt bros, why must we live in this way?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 21:14:00 2022 No.17657638 >>17657490 seconding. what a fag.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 21:15:22 2022 No.17657644

>>17657053
other stories are objectively more sad here but for some reason this one got to me. The feeling of going out of your way to prepare something special for someone close to you and they just reject it.

The complete 180 in expectations vs. reality combined with the waste of food, time, and effort is heartwrenching

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 21:40:23 2022 No.17657741

>>17656650
I broke down crying at work awhile ago because I thought once again about how my grandpa died (we were best buds). I was going to visit him on Sat (I lived a half mile from them and visited 3 times a week usually). Hadn't visited in like 2 weeks and planned to stay the whole day with them. My friend invites me over for a sleepover (8th grade) and I decide to move the visit to Sunday instead. Interesting thing here, while I usually sleep through the night I woke up randomly during the sleep over, at about 3 AM. Stayed up for a few minutes and went back to bed. Wake up, go home, and during the car ride Dad tells me that grandpa died last night at around 2 AM. I traded the last day with my grandfather for a sleepover with my asshole friend who ended up fucking me over a few years later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 21:53:32 2022 No.17657781 File: 74 KB, 371x499, moonknight bbq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17652496 this was pretty depressing, but only because I spent $50 on it. pound of mutton, some cherry cobbler, 6 half a dozen cornbread rolls and some burgoo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 21:54:41 2022 No.17657784 >>17657781 That looks like prison food met festival food

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 21:57:15 2022 No.17657795 >>17654696 KWAB

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 22:03:10 2022 No.17657823 >>17656709 my gf is the same way, hang in there bro ik it sucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 22:05:47 2022 No.17657830 >>17657159 >forced to be with jews it was plenty horrifying anon, don't worry

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 22:11:23 2022 No.17657849

earlier tonight i was watching an anime for the first time in forever in a watch-along with a vtuber while eating jello and pork rinds while imagining her commentary was coming from someone sitting beside me and after it ended i just felt numb
so probably that

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 22:27:50 2022 No.17657909 File: 758 KB, 506x678, 59712325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can of low sodium spam with mayo, barbecue, and mustard picrel

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 22:32:36 2022 No.17657928

>>17654527
>>17654577
>>17654668

Hey anon, I just wanted to say I respect your struggle and the shit you've been through. Please keep pushing forward, and consider praying to God. I've been saved from suicide thrice, maybe there's something to it. GL bro, I know how hard it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 22:36:47 2022 No.17657947 >>17653953 Did it taste good?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 22:41:21 2022 No.17657965 File: 55 KB, 640x487, Barney.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657051 >don't cry for me >I'm already dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 22:46:36 2022 No.17657982 >>17654619 Make a greentext about it pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 23:15:12 2022 No.17658086 >>17657947 no.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 23:26:28 2022 No.17658125

>uni
>big shared student house
>make christmas dinner for everyone on deadline day and get drunk instead of starting 60% of module assignment because i hate myself
>literally everyone has left by the time i wake up
>spend the next 3 days with incredibly little sleep doing eating nothing but dry fridge turkey with mango chutney and food scraped directly from the table and microwaved/pan warmed in-between work
not the abject worst of times but the one i remember the food the most

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 23:26:56 2022 No.17658128 >>17657355 You could always become a UFC fighter. Izzy Adesanya is pfp the most autistic champion of all time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 23:28:01 2022 No.17658134 >>17657965 exactly what I was thinking of kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 23:31:02 2022 No.17658142 >>17657909 Is spam even good? My doctor told me I have high blood pressure (so sodium yeah fuck whatever) but even with the low sodium, is it not just canned ham?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 23:56:06 2022 No.17658229 File: 22 KB, 480x480, 1628227351334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've just been snacking on slim jims and cookie dough today

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 23:56:27 2022 No.17658230 >>17652728 You either had massive diarrhea or you shat bricks

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 00:25:09 2022 No.17658316

>be 27yo me
>first big trip abroad, all alone in amsterdam
>decide its finally time to end my virginity, im in the sex capital of the world
>do some research for hooker agencies
>work up courage all day and call one
>nervous as fuck all day long
>she comes at the late afternoon
>she takes the 650euro for the 2 hour session
>spend like 45 minutes talking, give her a diet coke
>still nervous
>go to bed
>too nervous to kiss
>we start undressing and caressing
>cant get it up
>cant get it up
>spend the reminder of the time dying inside, feeling worse and worse with each passing second
>times up, at least i coped a feel
>she leaves
>absolutely mad at myself, im too embarassed to even go out my hotel room
>spread some butter on a piece of bread i got on the plane the day before and drink a ginger ale
>go to sleep
>wake up next day and go catch my plane to japan

On the positive side, after that i embraced my whoremonger self and had a blast in japan, improving a bit every time i was with a girl
Good days

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 00:40:10 2022 No.17658371 File: 159 KB, 762x900, aew cope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17658316 >at least i coped a feel Yeah you coped alright

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 00:41:05 2022 No.17658376 >>17654555 Women can fuck up a man in many ways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 02:33:15 2022 No.17658738 File: 57 KB, 728x546, 1648909651867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since the thread is archiving soon, posting these.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 02:37:56 2022 No.17658747 File: 73 KB, 960x716, 1648909453890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 02:43:28 2022 No.17658758

>18yo me moved out to another state
>Gf came to visit me, went shopping for groceries with her
>She bought me some ham
>Completely forget about the ham until like a week after
>Ham is about to expire in a few days
>Cook it with eggs and sandwiches, didn't got sick
>Several months pass and I keep missing her
>Plan was she was gonna move out with me and stay here
>She moved out with me but went back

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 03:21:02 2022 No.17658863 >>17657315 How? What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 03:28:34 2022 No.17658885 File: 473 KB, 724x746, 1577117157089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656111 >>17656389 >>17656717 >>17656776 >>17657434 Glad you enjoyed my suffering, weirdly enough I remember it fondly.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 03:33:51 2022 No.17658896
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>>17656635
>be about 14 or 15
>mom has three kids with her boyfriend
>end up spending most outings listening to music or podcasts
>later find out I'm autistic
>don't get along super well with mom's boyfriend
Zoomers were a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 03:43:43 2022 No.17658929 File: 122 KB, 960x960, 1589023990189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657315

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 04:16:27 2022 No.17659002 File: 30 KB, 385x390, 1648054524732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17652590 >Flunch

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 04:21:44 2022 No.17659011

>>17656331
you're not supposed to eat them. It's for the aroma really. I do usually eat a couple tho cos they're tasty
>>17656662
Yeah the chicken is supposed to be marinated with soy and shaoxing wine, then coated lightly with cornstarch and sichuan pepper. Shouldn't be deep fried, just seared nicely in the wok to get a nice smokiness with good sichuan pepper flavour. Good call saving the chillis tho, you can reuse them for good flavour in tons of stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 04:34:15 2022 No.17659037 File: 39 KB, 800x558, fc99de9934371a6f82784c00875eff4c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17652496 Rice seasoned with soy sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 05:02:58 2022 No.17659098 File: 236 KB, 656x368, 1628076221550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17652496 3 tallboys of cheap beer, and cigarettes that aren't my usual brand I think I have cancer

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 05:24:11 2022 No.17659127 >>17656256 There's just something about spiced rum and cheap beers that make them pair magnificently Kicking goals anon, love it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 05:26:40 2022 No.17659131 >>17659127 I literally just clicked on this thread again and saw this post Tonight may be alcoholic night, but I am going to go /fit/ very soon Otherwise I'll die of suicide or organ failure

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 06:13:32 2022 No.17659238 >>17653490 20 percent of pregnancies end in miscarriage, happened to my wife too. Unless there is a clear indicator, like a fall or substance abuse, then its best to not put blame on someone and move on

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 08:03:22 2022 No.17659485 >>17658738 Classic

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 08:30:21 2022 No.17659564 >>17652727 Girl poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 09:25:07 2022 No.17659742 >>17659238 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw16aew4Pt0&ab_channel=teddygaygan

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 10:19:00 2022 No.17659867 >>17652496 Aldi ice cream (black & white in a box) in Germany. I call it "depression ice cream", it sometimes taste like paper. Really bland and awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 10:54:25 2022 No.17660027 >>17658371 lol

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