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>go on a walking date
>chick shows up with this in her hand

wat do.

>> No.17660986
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17660986

>>17660976

/thread

>> No.17660992

Take off the lid and check inside and tell her I could do better latte art than that

>> No.17661000

Turn 360° and walk away

>> No.17661002

Wait to see if she tries to get me to hold it for a moment, and if she does remain on guard for further attempts at manipulation. She is obviously aware that transferring a warm sensation predisposes the recipient to kindly thoughts towards the giver.

>> No.17661004

>>17660976
keep walking

>> No.17661009

>>17660976
>go on a date
unrealistic

>> No.17661016
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>>17661002
>implying she wants your cock anon.
>anon

>> No.17661034

>>17660976
The only correct answer is
>autistically screech “YOU CAN’T LIKE WHAT I DON’T LIKE!!!!!’”
>drop pants and underwear down to ankles
>squat and explosively blast shit all over her shoes
>re-pants myself while standing back up, doing both slowly for dramatic effect
>slap the Starbucks out of her hand while she’s still in shit-induced shock
>kiss her on the cheek and tell her I’ll text her tomorrow
>ride off on a nearby electric scooter
You must learn how to properly handle women.

>> No.17661041

Say "Wow, that's so thoughtful of you!", grab it and shotgun it right in front of her face.

>> No.17661043

>Uhhhh where's mine?
>Did you just buy yourself a drink to have in front of me when I have no drink?

>> No.17661251

>>17661043
>wheres my drink?
>my drink
>my diet dr kelp

>> No.17661295

>>17660976
>oh let me take care of that for you
*chugs awesome coffee*

>> No.17661305

>>17660986
fpbp

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>>17660976
Smile and exaggeratedly say
>You brought me coffee??
and reach for it. At least that's what I would do if I had time beforehand to think about it

>> No.17661323

>>17660976
Grab drink out of her hand and drink all of it
Stare her down and then force a kiss

>> No.17661330

I say something smooth like "you're enjoying a hot beverage I see, so how do you take it? With a lot of cream? Non-dairy? Do you want my non-dairy cream? Do you slut?"

And I just whip out my cock at that point, fully erect

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>>17660976
>how am I going to lose my hand holding virginity if your hands are full...

>> No.17661390

>>17661251
Hehe

>> No.17661404

>>17660976
ask politely if this date will end in casual no strings attached sex

>> No.17661405

>>17660976
So next time we should walk to a coffee shop together.

>> No.17661417

I don't know probably some cringy incel shit.

>> No.17661420

>>17660976
Ask her for a sip and backwash the fuck out of it so she becomes familiar with your hormonal profile and begins to crave your pheromones.