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17693476 No.17693476 [Reply] [Original]

Thoughts on the Messi burger?

>> No.17693483

looks messy

>> No.17693485

>>17693476
They still have Hard Rock cafes? I thought they all went bust

>> No.17693487
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17693487

pissi cuckittini

>> No.17693494

sportsball

>> No.17693498

>>17693487
O TWAIN

>> No.17693559

>>17693476
>>/sp/

>> No.17693568

this is not pizza de queso y sprite

>> No.17693578

>>17693476
Should come with a choking hazard

>> No.17693649

>>17693487
TWAINOVICH

>> No.17693710

>>17693476
rapenaldo could never

>> No.17695069

>>17693476
Messi's Burger: with extra virgin olive oil

Ronaldo's Burger: with rapeseed oil

The answer is obvious...

>> No.17695075

>>17693476
Do you not have to pay tax on it?

>> No.17695103

>>17693485
The Messiburger would indicate you are incorrect.

>> No.17695111

>>17693483
you fucker. you bastard. you absolute prick. I WANTED TO POST THIS. THIS WAS MY TIME. THIS WAS MY MOMENT.

>> No.17695117

>>17693476
>fries scattered about, not stacked on top of each other in perfect angles
I thought Messi was supposed to be autistic?

>> No.17695119
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>>17693476
>Crafted by Messi himself, the Messi Burger features a double stack of seasoned, ground beef patties layered with provolone cheese, sliced chorizo, caramelized red onion, and Hard Rock’s signature, spicy, smoky sauce served on a toasted brioche bun with shredded romaine lettuce and vine-ripened tomato.
>Hard Rock Cafe suggests trying the new burger topped with a fried egg, if you want to get “really Messi.”

>> No.17695134
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>>17695075
kekkerino

>> No.17695149

>>17695134
tfw you look like this but no Cameron Diaz gf :(

>> No.17695272

>>17695111
Based enraged trips

>> No.17695733

>>17693476
Burger looks taller than he is

>> No.17695764

>>17695119
Ehh I'll try it. Sounds pretty good.

>> No.17695812
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>>17695119
>Crafted by Messi himself

>> No.17695833

>>17693485
there are 180 of them in the world still apparently

>> No.17695835

>>17695119
>patties
okay
>provolone cheese
not what I’d pick but okay
>chorizo
no thanks
>caramelized RED onion
uhhh
>bullshit sugar sauce
No thanks
>yada yada bun and crushy and mushy water veggies
no
>egg
oh it’s a meme okay I get it now

>> No.17695863

>>17695835
its a cage-free egg, just the way Leo likes it.

>> No.17695881

>>17695863
buddy I don’t know a thing about it.

>> No.17695956

literally the best burger in the world and anyone that disagrees is from a third world shithole

>> No.17695961

>>17693476
Haha yes eating that would be verry messi

>> No.17696021

Why would you even move this to /ck/ you retarded fucking mods

>> No.17696060

>>17693476
oh boy what will they think of next

>> No.17696086

What's the changes an older world class athlete even eats this? Aren't they super into nutrition?

>> No.17696095

>>17693476
I would pork that manlet so hard

>> No.17696153
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How to identify someone shilling shit. See messi, hit report, easy as.

>> No.17696165

>>17696086
Of course he doesn't eat it. He signed a contract, took some press pics with a fake burger, then they cut him a huge check

>> No.17696190

>>17693476
>Experience the taste of Victory
I thouggt this was a Messi burger

>> No.17696282

>>17693494
kill yourself

>> No.17697909

I worked at a hard rock cafe. There were a bunch of rats in the stock room, one day after passing a bunch of dead ones that were poisoned I saw a live one that just stood next to my foot. I put it in a box and snuck it out at the end of my shift so I could release it into the woods.

>> No.17697941

Wish they butchered messi for it then I would eat

>> No.17697947
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>>17693476
I hope it comes with extra napkins!

>> No.17697966

>>17693476
I do not eat beefburgers