I don't get it.

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Anonymous Tue May 31 20:03:51 2022 No.17919621 [Reply] [Original]

I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:04:44 2022 No.17919623 The human flounder on the right does.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:05:03 2022 No.17919626 >>17919621 the idea is to eat as many as you can and if you survive the mercury poisoning, you win a prize

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:06:06 2022 No.17919628 I get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:06:31 2022 No.17919629 america, land of the dysgenic

>>	KetoSchizo Tue May 31 20:06:36 2022 No.17919630 My incestual son in the back left

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:07:20 2022 No.17919634 Them's some good eating

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:08:57 2022 No.17919641 >>17919621 that shits looks barely seasoned, should be covered in old bay wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:09:14 2022 No.17919644 >>17919629 meanwhile the local cuisine in europe is kebab and falafel

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:09:22 2022 No.17919645 are they still alive

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:11:30 2022 No.17919652 >>17919644 inshallah good food and no amerimuttism, what a great place

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:13:39 2022 No.17919657 >>17919621 You’re not a fat, diabetic retardation then. Congratulations.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:13:51 2022 No.17919658 >>17919621 >no cutlery >whole potatoes do they eat them like an apple?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:15:20 2022 No.17919664 File: 146 KB, 750x676, kräftskiva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17919644 We love crayfish

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:15:30 2022 No.17919665 File: 856 KB, 946x1154, Screenshot_20220531-161454-405.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17919621

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:16:24 2022 No.17919671 File: 45 KB, 600x400, tom_cruise_enjoys_this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17919623

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:17:30 2022 No.17919676 >>17919658 that's how you're supposed to eat 'toes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:18:42 2022 No.17919680 >>17919658 The French call them apples of the earth

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:19:59 2022 No.17919685 >>17919623 The man on the left is >A. Her Husband >B. Her Father >C. Her Grandfather >D. Her Uncle >E. All of the Above

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:20:48 2022 No.17919688 >>17919621 I feel there’s a lot you don’t get. >intellectual stimuli >sex >an honest wage >home ownership >your mothers predilection for black boyfriends It’s a long list.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:21:00 2022 No.17919690 >>17919680 Nobody cares what the french think

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:21:55 2022 No.17919696 File: 241 KB, 2560x1428, flounder-Platichthys-flesus-scaled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17919665 Here's a more flattering angle.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:24:03 2022 No.17919703 >>17919621 theres nothing to get >white trash being white trash no wonder you kiss Black men's boots and worship them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:24:32 2022 No.17919706 God I have to eat a crawfish boil before I die

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:25:22 2022 No.17919712 >>17919690 Americans do. The USA won independence thanks to the frogs and their military strategy.. They even gave the USA a big statue to celebrate it. Pretty based if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:25:44 2022 No.17919713 >>17919621 They ain't sneezin which means it ain't seasoned. Very unplatinum like. Smh

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:25:52 2022 No.17919715 >>17919644 Almost all of American food that isn't Mexican comes from Europe

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:26:29 2022 No.17919720 File: 133 KB, 1600x800, C0BB949E-8D69-47D3-B4C7-F29DA2D7BE75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17919623

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:27:30 2022 No.17919725 >>17919652 As-salaam 'alykum shaqiq. Have you planted the car bomb yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:27:54 2022 No.17919727 They look Polish

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:32:13 2022 No.17919739 >>17919621 >>17919623 Ahh yes, the inbreeding of the south.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:33:45 2022 No.17919745 >>17919725 I’ve just reported you to the cyber police.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:44:21 2022 No.17919783 >>17919621 Delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 21:01:52 2022 No.17919838 >>17919658 The dutch call them aardappel, litteraly earthapple, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 21:05:09 2022 No.17919854 >>17919621 the ink from the newspapers cooks their livers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 21:05:20 2022 No.17919857 >>17919685 > her Um anon, thats a man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 21:49:25 2022 No.17920005 >>17919838 >>17919680 they might call them that but neither the french nor dutch are picking up whole potatoes in their fist and biting into them like a savage

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 22:40:05 2022 No.17920199 >Be OP >See pic of lots of stuff >All of it tastes good >Get confused and angered

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 22:43:51 2022 No.17920219 >>17919680 >>17919838 That's because everything round and edible was called an apple back in the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 23:00:05 2022 No.17920276 >>17919623 How dare you, that's what a real woman looks like chud

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 23:02:04 2022 No.17920284 >>17920005 You haven't met me. Half french and half dutch.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 23:04:35 2022 No.17920292 >>17919665 >mfw crossfaded at the crawfish boil

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 23:07:17 2022 No.17920302 >>17920219 Like road apples?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 23:07:45 2022 No.17920304 >>17919664 lmao this looks like the same thing as in OP but if a bunch of homosexuals did it

Anonymous Tue May 31 23:09:08 2022 No.17920310

Crawfish boils are fun. I throw one every year.

Unfortunately I forget every year that my friends are fucking weirdos who don't actually eat crawfish, they just like to go to boils. I end up cooking like 30#, eating 3-4# myself, and sitting around peeling most of the rest with a few friends who haven't quite gotten too drunk to manage it yet. I put the extra tails into cream sauce on pasta, make little fried crawfish tails, and otherwise make delicious food with them the rest of the week.

I wish my friends were crawfish friends, but they're really just getting drunk outside and eating bbq friends. Next year I'm just doing a shrimp boil and grilling some ribs or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 23:12:00 2022 No.17920323 >>17919715 Yeah because, Americans come from Europe... what were you trying to prove by that?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 23:18:42 2022 No.17920355 >>17919745 Consequences will never be the same

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 23:31:20 2022 No.17920411 >>17919626 Shell fish dont give you mercury poisoning retard, only high level aquatic predators.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 23:40:03 2022 No.17920457 >>17919621 How much uneaten stuff gets wasted at your average "boil" or whatever it's called? I would imagine quite a bit. Americans really are vile creatures, aren't they. A true stain on this world, no better than niggers or pakis.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 23:42:03 2022 No.17920468 >>17920457 None, really. Most people strip all the meat and then use the shells for stock for soups. The other stuff all gets eaten too. What fucking idiot looks at a giant pile of food and thinks, "Americans certainly don't eat ALL of that."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:11:26 2022 No.17920604 >>17920219 I'd love to eat ur moms apples. If you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:12:48 2022 No.17920611 >>17920604 Pomme de mom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:15:08 2022 No.17920617 >>17919621 White ppl amirite?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:16:53 2022 No.17920625 >>17920323 No shit, sherlock. Just mentioned it bc the Yankee was insulting European cusine when most things he eats orgninated in Europe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:17:38 2022 No.17920626 >>17919645 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:17:53 2022 No.17920627 >>17919685 Arabs and Jews are the most inbred humans. It's like 80% or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:20:02 2022 No.17920636 >>17919621 Wheres the Obey?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:23:41 2022 No.17920656 >>17919621 that woman most certainly has british ancestry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:28:53 2022 No.17920669 >>17919621 needs eggs

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:29:47 2022 No.17920674
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>>17919621
Painfully underseasoned. Gotta toss it with seasoning outside the boil too
Crawdad boil is an S tier summer party activity, anyone who hasn't participated in one is missing out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:30:03 2022 No.17920675 >>17920284 So Belgian?

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:43:37 2022 No.17920725

>>17919641
the seasoning goes in the boil not on the shell you fucking mong
>>17919658
yes. the potatoes were also boiled in the water with the crawfish so they've soaked up a fair bit of the seasoning
>>17920457
>how much uneaten stuff gets wasted at your average "boil"
none. any uneaten crawfish are shelled and used for etouffee, any remaining potatoes will be turned into potato salad, any remaining corn will be cut off the cob and added to some other dish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 01:49:01 2022 No.17920987 >>17920674 I toss mine in a diffuse blackened seasoning butter wine sauce with extra boil seasonings distributed throughout. It's so good. So fucking good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 02:06:50 2022 No.17921040 >>17919621 redpill me on newspaper ink toxicity

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 02:26:30 2022 No.17921120 >>17919621 In that entire photo I can only see two half-cob pieces of corn, what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 02:26:45 2022 No.17921122 >>17921040 The poison of the ink cooks the crawdad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 04:02:00 2022 No.17921491 >>17919621 i get it, but why newspaper?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 04:28:51 2022 No.17921603 >>17919664 The old lady kinda looks like moot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 04:30:58 2022 No.17921613 >>17919621 I bet that stupid asshole got drunk and thought she looked like Phoebe Cates and has been crushing her guts ever since.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 04:31:39 2022 No.17921615 File: 545 KB, 800x772, Clipboard01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17919665 What causes that disorder?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 04:41:22 2022 No.17921639 >>17919621 What's not to get?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 04:44:11 2022 No.17921653 >>17919621 Amerimutts don't have any real cuisine or culture. Land of the dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 04:46:41 2022 No.17921660 >>17919626 Where the fuck did you get the idea that crawdads has any significant amount of mercury in them. Not to mention that smaller the creature, the less mercury there will be. That's why you really only hear of mercury in larger predatory fish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 04:47:21 2022 No.17921665 >>17919664 >3 boomers with a 4th setting >8 lbs of cheese, 20 lbs of crawdads, 5 glasses of alcohol not counting the hard liquor they're holding These fuckers can't die fast enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 04:53:26 2022 No.17921691 >>17921665 >20 lbs thats barely a 5 lb order you sack of trash, get the fuck off my board

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 05:08:51 2022 No.17921743
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>>17921691
Nah nigga, until they've soaked up water from cooking, 5 lbs of crawdads is a baggie two-thirds the size of your keyboard.

20 lbs was probably an exaggeration, but so was 8 lbs of cheese. I just hate zoomers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 05:23:37 2022 No.17921790 Frozen crayfish tails cost like 10CAD each up here for some reason even though we have native species. I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 05:35:53 2022 No.17921827 >>17919715 this fucking lie again.

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 05:51:15 2022 No.17921864

>>17921790
probably no one in canada is farming them. in the american south crayfish are part of the cuisine because they thrive in rice paddies and it's easy to catch em, eventually that turned into a full-fledged industry to farm crayfish for consumption

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 06:30:43 2022 No.17921974 >>17919621 You will eat ze water bugs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 06:32:35 2022 No.17921987 >>17921120 This, seems like a pretty shit crawfish boil. The potatoes also look uncooked?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 06:59:28 2022 No.17922060 European here that looks like an Alabama Fish Boil

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 07:16:23 2022 No.17922110 >>17919621 The red potatos, red barq's, amber ales, mushrooms, and the person with the red shirt makes me think this is the crawfish boil from h-e-l-l.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 07:32:07 2022 No.17922153 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRMX6SA_JGg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 07:40:11 2022 No.17922178 >>17921790 They seem to fuck you guys on money every chance they get

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 08:51:21 2022 No.17922331 >>17919696 lost

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 09:47:07 2022 No.17922427 When I was a kid, my extended family went crayfishing at the creek behind grandmas house. Some guy came out onto his porch and brandished a shotgun at us telling us to "Get of his property" even though the creek was owned by the village

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 10:12:14 2022 No.17922480 File: 265 KB, 394x598, Lusamine kek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17919623

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 10:13:42 2022 No.17922481 >>17919621 you must eat the bugs

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 10:16:59 2022 No.17922486

>>17922480
>>17922427
>>17922331
>>17922178
>>17922153
>>17922110
>>17922060
>>17921987
>>17921974
>>17921864
>>17921827
>>17921790
>>17921743
>>17921691
>>17921665
>>17921660
>>17921653

>Dude bro
>*crack* *shlurrp* bro you gotta *sneezes* gotta taste the brains bro
>*schlurrp* its the butter bro the brains are like butter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 10:28:52 2022 No.17922513 File: 503 KB, 209x209, ooh me likey.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17921603 lol it does

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 10:39:45 2022 No.17922531 >>17921665 Those are the greatest generation, not boomers. They’re already dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 10:43:17 2022 No.17922537 >>17919621 No wonder burgers are bleating about a global food shortage if they pig out like this constantly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 11:04:41 2022 No.17922581 >>17922486 ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 11:07:05 2022 No.17922586 needs to be tossed in copious amounts of butter and cajun seasoning but otherwise great look at those happy incestuous fucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 11:10:51 2022 No.17922598 >>17921603 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 11:16:06 2022 No.17922604 >>17921743 >crawdads crayfish

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 12:07:38 2022 No.17922730 >>17920304 /pol/ schizo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:04:51 2022 No.17922842 >>17919621 what are the people inside looking at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:10:32 2022 No.17922857 >>17919838 >>17919680 The word apple derives from the generic world for fruit in European languages so the correct translation is to call potatoes 'fruit of the earth' which makes more sense when you think of it.

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:22:15 2022 No.17922880
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>>17919664
yes indeed, both the american and our version are great for what its worth I'm not gonna hate on anything crayfish related
(also yes there were way more crayfish than pictured)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:29:10 2022 No.17922894 File: 688 KB, 640x360, 1632756600302.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17919680 >>17919838 they're also nightshades and if you don't cook them you get slightly poisoned

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:35:53 2022 No.17922911 File: 1.18 MB, 948x1212, fdsaf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17920674 based Let a black man show you how to do a proper boil. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzMJ6hjsDdA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:44:43 2022 No.17922933 >>17919621 needs more paprika

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:52:17 2022 No.17922958 >>17919665 would

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:56:04 2022 No.17922965 >>17920310 I'll be your crawfish friend anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 14:00:53 2022 No.17922987 >>17920304 >quality = homosexual >/pol/ L0L

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 14:01:53 2022 No.17922993 >>17919680 >>17919838 Mutts being hilariously quick to cite euros as an authority when it suits them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 14:01:56 2022 No.17922994 >>17920625 Hello, European brother. Thank you for remembering me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 14:04:50 2022 No.17923000 >>17919623 You know she sucks a mean dick tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:01:08 2022 No.17923303 >>17921491 What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:11:06 2022 No.17923360 >>17922911 Madre santisima that's revolting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:28:47 2022 No.17923416 File: 50 KB, 785x757, 8D8B42FB-6DB5-4ABD-B280-34DDCD7D6E26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17919621 >no dishes >no cutlery >eating from newspaper Enjoy your heavy metal poisoning from that ink you uncultured swines!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 17:18:32 2022 No.17923551 File: 5 KB, 270x45, 1650766685068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17922486

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 19:01:25 2022 No.17923877 >>17919626 le mercury!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 19:02:49 2022 No.17923881 >>17919621 >boiled onions, celery >no cajun seasoning get this garbage out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 21:30:33 2022 No.17924375 >>17919623 southettytraitorousobeseblackinfestedbros....

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 21:32:22 2022 No.17924386 File: 10 KB, 480x360, chavez-obama-reading.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17923416 >his body is too sickly or stupid to simply take in or filter out unwanted materials

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 21:35:05 2022 No.17924400 >>17919621 Beer koozies keep the beer cooler for longer and some people prefer cold beer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 21:35:21 2022 No.17924402 >>17919626 Anon broils are special treasts you dont pound them daily

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 21:35:58 2022 No.17924405 >>17921603 He evolved from little girl to little woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 22:11:54 2022 No.17924539 >>17919665 Martin Shkreli

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 22:34:22 2022 No.17924612 >>17922958 We know you would

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 22:35:25 2022 No.17924618 >>17922958 You look somebody who would. And you also smell like one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 22:36:56 2022 No.17924628 >>17920284 Poor you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 22:40:14 2022 No.17924637 >>17920725 Ok, so only one thing I wanna know: Why did you share this photo about your mom/sister and your father/brother, redneck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 23:07:08 2022 No.17924750 File: 102 KB, 454x452, 4308F0D9-9EB4-4896-8D6B-B2166735742A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17919623 She’s a legit super model in Bongland

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 23:10:24 2022 No.17924759 >>17922911 >orange juice >uses Tampico They are truly a sub race

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 23:15:48 2022 No.17924776 >>17922993 obsessed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 23:19:44 2022 No.17924789 >>17922987 >>17922730 >joke about gays??? UR /POL/!!! Lmao. 4chan is now reddit thank you zoomers, very cool

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 00:09:00 2022 No.17924972 >>17921615 atyaforya

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 00:13:37 2022 No.17924990 >>17921665 >cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 01:17:19 2022 No.17925318 >>17921665 You don't know what you're missing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 01:22:16 2022 No.17925335 >>17921743 They're actually corn cobs and lemons which youd know of if you ever ate something that wasn't ran through a microwave oven

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 01:24:12 2022 No.17925341 >>17922911 Only thing a nigger can boil is in hell. Feast your eyes on a true artisan. https://youtu.be/N_xsM7Whf7Y

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 02:20:49 2022 No.17925585 >>17923881 >no cajun seasoning The seasoning is in the boil water you stupid niggers. You don’t just toss a seasoning mix over a shelled creature and expect it to seep in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 02:26:26 2022 No.17925608 are you supposed to eat the potatoes? or are they just for show

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 02:30:44 2022 No.17925629 >>17925608 You absolutely eat the potatoes They're boiled in spices, super delicious alongside the sausage, corn, and crawfish

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 02:38:46 2022 No.17925666 >>17925341 was waiting for him to get posted, that's money dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 02:46:03 2022 No.17925690 >>17925629 you just eat them like apples though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 02:51:47 2022 No.17925714 >>17925690 It’s the texture of a well boiled potato but soaked in flavor. You can eat it like an apple or cut it with a fork or dip it in some sort of sauce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 02:55:23 2022 No.17925731 >>17925714 how to eat the crawfish in alabama

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 02:57:09 2022 No.17925742 >>17922911 Blacks Larping as Cajuns is always funny. They are the epitome of soul vs soulless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 05:07:37 2022 No.17926201 >>17922911 what in the fuck is this nig doing with Tampico and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 06:42:19 2022 No.17926433 >>17925742 It's because the west has never experienced a pol-pot figure before

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 07:49:34 2022 No.17926561 >>17921665 Respect your elders, brat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 11:59:31 2022 No.17927040 >>17922604 >crawdads >crayfish crawfish

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 12:02:12 2022 No.17927052 >>17921603 who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 13:28:51 2022 No.17927294 >>17922987 >Quality = homosexuality This but unironically.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 15:51:05 2022 No.17927710 >>17919644 In europe we love shrimp, but crawfish is just seen as a plague that eats rice fields and sewer runoff

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 16:11:30 2022 No.17927770 >>17920310 I'd like to be your crawfish friend anon, sounds comfy.

Anonymous Thu Jun 2 16:20:37 2022 No.17927788

>>17919715
>Almost all of American food that isn't Mexican comes from Europe
Almost all people in America that aren't Mexican have European DNA.

No shit retard. Our ancestors all came from Europe and brought their food traditions with them. Let me know when you go live in another country and create a completely unique cuisine that no one has ever had before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 16:21:38 2022 No.17927793 >>17927788 Heli

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 16:23:06 2022 No.17927799 >>17927788 Heil

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 16:35:14 2022 No.17927840 >>17919665 this woman is a degen coomer. you can just tell from her eyes. definitely sucks a mean dick. not something to boast about to the fellas but definitely gonna feelsgoodman

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 16:40:39 2022 No.17927856 >>17919621 don't bully the cajuns, they're good people

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 16:48:19 2022 No.17927870 >>17927788 It's easy to forget that when most of my immediate neighbors are immigrants from Asia or Africa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 16:49:30 2022 No.17927874 >>17927870 Sorry you live in the city.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 17:07:41 2022 No.17927943 >>17922060 Nah, they're drinking Abita, which is a New Orleans brew

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 17:54:32 2022 No.17928090 >>17921615 Carnal congresses with blasphemous fish-frog entities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 18:46:15 2022 No.17928232 >>17924386 how’s the colon cancer doing? Shhh don’t tell me probably better than you. amirite??

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 18:54:51 2022 No.17928259 When southerners eat these they don't remove the vein. It's too much work. As soon as they get the shell off the tail they just pop the crayfish poop right in their mouths.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 19:13:23 2022 No.17928317 There's a lady here in Tampa making Cajun Crawfish Pies and holy fuck they are good... highly recommend Florida bros

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 19:18:27 2022 No.17928339 I did one with my dad once. It was great. The onions were especially delicious.

Anonymous Thu Jun 2 19:28:49 2022 No.17928377

1) They are delicious, along with crabs and shrimp. 2) Eating them is more like an event than just a simple dinner and family is usually all around. 3) They are fun and messy and kids love them. 4) They are usually washed down with some beer.

I just had a $400.00 seafood boil for my birthday as a treat to myself and everyone loved it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 19:33:17 2022 No.17928400 >>17920310 Invite me over to! I'll join ya. (Florida representing).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 19:39:02 2022 No.17928428 >>17928377 Invite me over for the next one! I'm in florida

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 19:50:38 2022 No.17928460 >>17924637 it's an imageboard you loser go be miserable somewhere else

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 20:52:39 2022 No.17928646 >>17919715 Not true. Americans eat roughly the same amount of Chinese food as Mexican food. Add up all the Asian food together and it's probably a lot more than the Mexican

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 20:54:09 2022 No.17928652 >>17925585 The onions and celery would be coloredif they boiled it with seasoning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 22:15:12 2022 No.17928956 >>17919621 >>17919623 Kek. White people are the fucking worst.

Anonymous Thu Jun 2 22:21:17 2022 No.17928968

>>17922965
Ty anon I'll make a thread that gets instantly deleted next time I boil and we can all shitpost.

>>17927770
It's pretty fun, I usually try to have a new lawn game that nobody has tried before and we all learn the rules, play a few games, and try to have a tournament before sundown to crown someone champion of the boil

>>17928400
I don't usually have extra meth Floridanon so you'll have to bring your own

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 22:22:30 2022 No.17928972 >>17925341 Based as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 23:18:49 2022 No.17929166 >>17924539 Bump

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 23:36:13 2022 No.17929222 >>17919621 Why is there another family eating in the garage?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 23:44:26 2022 No.17929256 >>17921603 Well moot is a time-traveling woman so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 00:06:27 2022 No.17929330 >>17921603 who???

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 00:09:33 2022 No.17929340 >>17925341 I do like that guy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 00:25:13 2022 No.17929392 >>17925341 Yeah that's gonna be my next boil.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 01:55:34 2022 No.17929715 >>17922894 I've eaten raw potato slices with a sprinkle of slat my entire life. 32 years. Never once have i gotten ill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 06:58:49 2022 No.17930666 >>17919621 Imagine the flies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 10:22:34 2022 No.17931077 >>17919644 The amount of butthurt this generated lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 11:11:33 2022 No.17931178 Can someone explain to me what the deal is with the yellow shit in the head? Apparently it's delicious and it's the equivalent of a liver? I kinda want to do one of these but not sure how easy it is to get all the spices and shit in Oz.

Anonymous Fri Jun 3 11:29:56 2022 No.17931219

>>17922911
That's not real food, that's nigger slave food. Real black men who are proud of being black don't eat the diet that was given by their slave masters. They eat plant based, modern and healthy. Eric adams said this but I can't find the interview with him and plant based news on it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 12:59:45 2022 No.17931419 >>17931178 You could probably use Yabbies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 13:47:18 2022 No.17931565 >>17919621 Kids gotta barqs red cream soda haven't seen one of those in years

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 13:53:59 2022 No.17931577 >>17919715 not bbq which is one of the most famous american foods out there

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 14:59:49 2022 No.17931719 >>17919644 Sorry that the mean antiamerican statement hurt your little feelings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 15:03:59 2022 No.17931736 >>17919688 Wow you got really triggered by this. Why are Americans so obsessed with been liked? When ever they face any form of non positiv feedback they lose their shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 17:50:39 2022 No.17932212 Hope they enjoy the craw and cheers to the fellow adults! Beautiful healthy family you got there Scott!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 22:13:48 2022 No.17933099 >>17931419 Crayfish are easy to get hold of here. I was wondering more about the spices and shit. Although after a bit of google it looks like it's easy enough to get hold of.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 22:46:02 2022 No.17933192 >>17933099 I say take inspiration from the American style, but use local ingredients. I reckon pepper berry and salt bush would go pretty well

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 3 23:27:01 2022 No.17933388 File: 708 KB, 1144x1452, Screenshot_20220604-092606_Google.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17933192 I can get this for a few bucks on ebay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 02:15:36 2022 No.17934100 I tried it last weekend and it was not that good. I just ate the sausage which was good.

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 02:25:17 2022 No.17934141

>>17919715

look at the picture u fuckin retard

>crawfish
>potatoes
>corn

all native american shit that euros imported once americans settled here. then look at the cooking technique, the seafood boil was developed in the american south. can euros cope any harder? you know that corn, potatoes, and tomatoes didnt get to europe until americans started exporting them right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 03:07:30 2022 No.17934293 >>17919621 what kind of weird kräftskiva is this???

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 03:27:07 2022 No.17934379 The most offensive thing in that entire picture are those whole raw mushrooms. What the hell?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 03:43:28 2022 No.17934452 I'll be honest; I'd sit down at this table.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 03:52:18 2022 No.17934492 >>17919621 It's an occasional underwhelming feast only good for seeing your loved ones clumsily eat food whole like animals-I mean cajuns.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 04:36:08 2022 No.17934636 >>17919621 why are water insects ok but land insects aren't for western people?

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 05:00:14 2022 No.17934743 [DELETED]

>>17919621
Chef jayvoo vs Mormon crab boil

Two poorly executed extremes on opposite ends of the seasoning spectrum. Honestly I'd prefer this unseasoned shit to jayvoos nigger orange juice salt bath, and just sprinkle some old bay on it.
>WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT THAT PAPRIKA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 05:01:38 2022 No.17934749 >>17934636 "Water insects" have delicious flesh. "Land insects" are crunchy shells filled with bitter goo. So, yeah, you got it right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 12:10:26 2022 No.17935658 >>17919621 I can tell their ancestors were a family circle instead of a tree

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 14:37:09 2022 No.17936089 Crayfish tastes just like lobster. I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 14:40:40 2022 No.17936096 File: 372 KB, 907x719, d6nh8wz-dac4ba4c-1cc8-4d71-b1a6-5db9d13e9ab7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That looks sofa king good. Especially if they added some boudin sausage. MMM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 14:41:08 2022 No.17936098 >>17934636 water insects dont spread diseases are spoil your food

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:27:32 2022 No.17937088 >>17921615 alcoholism

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:34:24 2022 No.17937116 G*d I hate flyover whites

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:06:08 2022 No.17937250 >>17937116 Louisiana isn't flyover you retard

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