Fuck drunktards.

[Anonymous No.18001705]

[Anonymous No.18001785]

>i'm so cool i'm going to live a few years longer than you
>also i've never had sex

[Anonymous No.18001834]

>>18001785
>have no argument

[Anonymous No.18001848]

>>18001705
The smaller the brain the smarter the human. "Smart" humans are just parasites willing to destroy their homes for short term gain.

[Anonymous No.18001851]

>>18001705
I´m a functioning alcoholic - I prefer my days with wine in my bloodstream vs what normal people usually drink. Only real downside is that I have expensive tastes and drink quite a lot.

[Anonymous No.18001864]

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.18001880]

>>18001864
Nope.

[Anonymous No.18001881]

I spent about 8 years drinking heavily, can I undo the damage and regrow my brain?

[Anonymous No.18001884]

>>18001851
What makes you a functioning alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.18001885]

>>18001834
kid, it was a pretty good argument

[Anonymous No.18001894]

>>18001785
>i need alcohol to have sex
humans after 1980 were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.18001903]

>>18001884
the ability to drive sober in the first place

[Anonymous No.18001911]

>>18001894
Analogies existed before 1980, dum dum.

[Anonymous No.18001912]

>>18001884
I am an alcoholic - i function very well in society and in my work.

[Anonymous No.18001915]

>>18001885
Nope, gramps.

[Anonymous No.18001916]

>>18001705
based alcoholics simplifying the life for themselves and everyone else

[Anonymous No.18001919]

Meh, I just quit drinking on days I have work. Saturdays and Sundays and occasional Wednesdays I'll hit some beers/wines. I feel fine.

[Anonymous No.18001922]

>>18001916
Opposite.

[Anonymous No.18001925]

MY shriveled brain
MY choice

[Anonymous No.18001932]

>>18001881
A little, but not all the way. Your initial maximum potential can never be recovered.

[Anonymous No.18001937]

>>18001925
It's never that simple about any subject.

[Anonymous No.18001940]

Alcoholic here, I'm fine. I quit my job to become neet a few years ago and live off my savings. Brain works fine, perhaps a little fuzzy at times but if you take a month off the piss you're back to normal.

[Anonymous No.18001953]

>>18001940
>Alcoholic
>brain works fine
Works shitty if you become a drunktard.

[Anonymous No.18001958]

>>18001912
My boss thinks functioning but I know the truth and it's painfully obvious

[Anonymous No.18001968]

>>18001864
What the fuck does this have to do with /pol/

[Anonymous No.18001970]

>>18001953
I've become an expert at red alert again especially when drinking my battlefield knowledge excels

[Anonymous No.18001981]

>>18001958
and yet he is still your boss, curious

[Anonymous No.18001983]

boss doesn't know or I imagine cares if I'm a drunkard. don't see why he would once I keep it to myself and it doesn't effect my work

[Anonymous No.18001986]

>>18001705
many alcoholics are actually geniuses, and it is lonely being smart, any smart person will tell you. im still smarter with my shriveled up brain than 90% of the population, and it lets me connect to people more easily

[Anonymous No.18001987]

>>18001705
prove it. anyone can put text over an image.

[Anonymous No.18001990]

>>18001970
So you feel like you have command over your urges and basically conquered your drinking problem?

[Anonymous No.18001999]

>>18001968
Trump lost
Cope chud

[Anonymous No.18002002]

>>18001987
https://www.sciencephoto.com/media/697475/view/normal-alzheimer-and-alcoholic-brains
https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Severe-brain-atrophy-in-a-72-year-old-alcoholic-woman-top-row-compared-to-an_fig1_262379310

[Anonymous No.18002008]

>>18002002
>trust the science bro!

[Anonymous No.18002014]

>>18001986
Low level "excuse".

[Anonymous No.18002015]

>>18002008
You not refuted it.

[Anonymous No.18002020]

>>18002015
>You not refuted it.
who has the shriveled brain now, sobey(sobey is a new slur i created for sober people)?

[Anonymous No.18002027]

>>18001981
Not for long there's a "coup" coming

[Anonymous No.18002036]

>tfw watched my witty, sharp grandpa wither away after he got liver cirrhosis from drinking too much
Not an experience I want anyone else to try.

[Anonymous No.18002037]

>>18002020
>slur
Not offensive at all. But offensive for retard which will use it.

[Anonymous No.18002038]

>>18001999
Again, what the fuck does this have to do with /pol/ you retard

[Anonymous No.18002040]

How many drinks in a week for how long time is considered alcoholism? What are the practical cognitive impairments exhibited by such ”alcoholic” brains?

[Anonymous No.18002042]

>>18002037
stay seething, sobey

[Anonymous No.18002044]

>>18001705
its time to stop for me yes

[Anonymous No.18002048]

>>18002038
its a reddit tourist

[Anonymous No.18002052]

>>18002042
>seething
About what?

[Anonymous No.18002053]

>>18002040
its once you start lusting for a drink, thats when you are hooked, its like a porn addiction or smoking problem

[Anonymous No.18002058]

>>18002052
your pathetic, uninteresting life

[Anonymous No.18002059]

>>18002002
no, PROVE it. saw open an alcoholic's skull, right now, photograph it and timestamp it. otherwise i will treat you as the religious zealot you are and continue drinking my mai tai.

[Anonymous No.18002073]

>>18002058
It's great without alcoholic retaration. So nothing to seethe about. Shame that you put this poison so high. (or just trolling but anyway)

[Anonymous No.18002076]

>>18002059
You can make it with your skull right now.

[Anonymous No.18002091]

>>18002058
hate to break it to you but alcoholics lead the most boring, sad lives. i've been through it, coming home from work just to drink until you pass out day in and day out is not exciting

[Anonymous No.18002111]

>>18001785

This. And they're going to be the years at the end as well. Enjoy being sober as a judge while shitting in your adult diapers and pissing into a bag attached to your wheelchair that's pushed around by Jamal who beats the shit out of you and steals your money.

[Anonymous No.18002115]

>>18001884
Holding a job and the ability to stay sober during work hours

[Anonymous No.18002117]

>>18002111
>crying over imaginary scenario that you just created

[Anonymous No.18002118]

>>18001705
being real, you need to drink alcohol to get anywhere in life
people dont trust someone who strictly doesnt drink
this extends to your career (where your boss wont promote someone he hasnt gone drinking with) and your love life (you need to drink to get laid, make her your gf, marry her etc)

[Anonymous No.18002125]

>>18002076
i would if my brain weren't so shriveled. i drink at least four ounces of rum every saturday night, and thus my brain is so horribly desiccated that i cannot even move my arms without help from my big-titted nursing assistant, and i am typing this with text-to-speech
also i do not own a saw because they did a background check and said they can't sell one to a horrible alcoholic ogre like me because i would saw up an elementary school

[Anonymous No.18002135]

>>18002118
Not necessary in both cases.

[Anonymous No.18002147]

>>18002091
i got drunk in hawaii for the better half of a decade and ate tons of mushrooms did cocaine and banged smoking hot women unironically on the beach.

i also wasted my entire twenties and i could probably be the making bank at some I.T. company by now but instead i'm just contracting for myself trying to stay away from the liquid jew. been 2 months.